Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Total Drama characters that I choose to torture—I mean put in the story! They are merely here for mine, and your amusement. No profit is being made off of this (No one would would stoop as low as to pay me for this anyway) I give all credit to the creators of Total Drama, as well as Johnny Depp, because...well, he's Johnny Depp!

Notes From The Depths of Sarcasm- Well hello there traveler, I see your car broke down on this lonesome country road, a place so remote, that NO ONE can hear your screams! Uh, pretend I didn't say that. Come in, come in, but be warned, if you enter, you may be subjected to tales. TALES DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU REVIEW FOR THIS CHAPTER! Sorry, I was thinking of something funny I heard earlier. [1]

Alright, alright, I know that it's not Halloween just yet, in fact, it's far from it! But don't worry, the next episode will also be Halloween themed, so that one will be posted closer to Halloween. Speaking of posting, from now on, I will try to put an estimate date at the end of each chapter so you have an idea of when it'll be posted.

Also, I have started work on The Ridonculous Race: Fans VS Favorites which will be my next big competition fic. I do realize this story is far from over, but I'm just getting it started, it won't start for some time though. So, I hope you are now hyped up with that and are mad at me because you are so excited (Moo-ha-ha!) Now, with respect to the reviewers!

Review Replies:

Smokescreen2814: By 'with' do you mean you're glad it happened, you don't care, you're fine with it? Also, YOU WILL ENJOY THE RIDONCULOUS RACE AND LIKE IT! Sorry, just had to dot hat! XD

Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro: Yeah, I just now realized that! Thanks for pointing it out! But hey, Total Drama forgot to show Noah's dive in the first episode, so sometimes mistakes happen, even on the big screen! And by that, I mean the TV.

Guest #1: Yup, I'm glad you hate Rodney. That's what I'm going for. You'll just have to wait and see how his plot unfolds! It probably won't unfold exactly like the way you described, but I can say some similarities will hold true ;) As for the Noah and Emma thing, I want to remind you (I don't know if I said this yet) that this takes places before Ridonculous Race, so anything can happen :P

NerdyNightStocker: Thanks for the long review, I always appreciate those! Owen's approaches on Izzy will soon branch out to something bigger, just you wait ;) The peeing on a jellyfish sting might be real, but even if it isn't, Sam did it in All-Stars so I guess it works. Cool, you caught the title reference to Geoff! Sammy's potential crush is something I'll be going into further throughout the upcoming episodes, as well as the Bridgette/Ezekiel/Rodney/Geoff thing. The Eva thing was a mistake, I don't know how I forgot her! And the Harold thing was fun to write since I wanted to give the nerd a win for once. Also, I'm glad you didn't see the elimination coming, that's what I was going for, so I hope it wasn't too obvious!

E-Dragons: Thanks! I'm glad I have a new reviewer! Be sure to read the next episodes and I'd love your opinion on them! Noah and Dawn are some of my favorites too, so I'm glad you like that. While I'm not personally a HUGE fan of Cody, I know other people are, and I do like him, so I decided to include him! ;)

BooBooJohnson1: Thanks! The reason I wrote this story is because I felt that All-Stars was not a very good success, but Pahkitew and Revenge of the Island, along with the original seasons were great. I wanted to fix some of the derailment from All-Stars, not to mention give people more screen time, while still getting to write the more popular characters. It was also for characters like Dawn, Brick, Noah, etc. who seriously need more screen time since the fan base loves them.

Pizzawizz: Thanks! Be sure to read the other chapters that are up, and I appreciate your review! ;)

Commander Meat: Love the name by the way, and thanks! The Truth or Dare kind of challenges have always been some of my favorites, so yeah, I combined a lot of stuff. Basically, the entire challenge was based off of No Pain, No Game, I Triple Dog Dare You, I Love You, I Love you Knots, andthe electric chair from the TDA Aftermaths! XD

Creaturemaster: Excellent, you hate Rodney! My mission is accomplished! Now, to start a new one: To annoy you in any way possible! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Icetundra: Thanks, I'm glad to hear you thought it was a funny chapter, I intended it to be that way (At least now I did XD). Yes, Sammy's crush and the Dave and Sky thing will soon become bigger plots. I have yet to check out your story, but when I find time, I'll be sure to read and review! ;) Oh, and thanks, I would enjoy a medal! XD

Joel Connell: Welp, there goes the entire secret of figuring out Sammy's crush. Ha, just kidding. You'll have to find out, things are about to get *TDRR Spud Voice* CRAAAAAAZZZYYYY!

Chapter 09 (Day 07)- Total Drama's Terrifying Tales of Terror!

"Last time on Total Drama Unfinished Business," Chris recapped, "Our teams competed in the most hectic game of Truth or Dare imaginable! Some were brave, but others were chicken!" Chris said as footage of Heather getting electrocuted, and Dawn refusing to eat her meal were shown.

"Samey revealed big secrets that she likes someone here at camp, but refuses to tell anyone about it." Chris said a bit irritated. "Amy got her hand swelled up by a bunch of ants, and Duncan got his butt handed to him when his dare required Harold to beat him up!" Chris laughed.

"In the end, Ezekiel confessed that he was in love with Bridgette, and it cost him the game!" Chris continued. "Well, sort of. Everyone voted for Rodney, but because he was too stupid to figure out that Bridgette wasn't in love with him, he sabotaged the votes against the prairie boy, getting him eliminated!"

"Eh, I won't miss him." Chris shrugged. "I just hope he doesn't go all feral again! Yeesh!" He cringed. "Will Bridgette get to the bottom of Rodney's cheating? Will I do anything about it? Probably not. Find out anyway on tonight super creepy episode of: Total Drama's Triple Challenge Tales of Terror!" He cackled as lightning flashed.

~Theme Song (I Wanna be Famous!)

The sky was dark, as it was already nightfall. The contestants were gathered on bleachers, which were now in front of the stage, rather than on. They were facing the stage, of which the curtains were closed. "Where's Chris? He told us to meet him here in five minutes, it's been over half an hour!" Scott complained.

"Actually it's been ten minutes." Samey corrected him.

"No one asked for your opinion loser twin." Scott sneered, crossing his arms.

Samey sighed and rested her head in her hand. "Don't worry Samantha. you're not alone." Dawn told her, putting a hand on her shoulder. "You have friends here!"

"H-how did you know that was my name?!" Samey asked, slightly nervous.

"I read peoples auras, and yours is a beautiful shade of teal, just like your eyes!" Dawn chirped.

"Um...you don't know everything about me, right?" She asked nervously.

"Don't worry, your secrets are safe with me." Dawn giggled.

"Uh, okay. Do you wanna be, like, friends?" Samey wondered. "It's okay if you don't. I don't have very many friends. My only friend here is Jasmine." She sighed.

"The one an only!" Jasmine chuckled, walking up to the two. The Australian hopped up onto the bleachers and took a seat next to Samey. Dawn was sitting in front of them, crisscrossed, listening intently.

"Hello Jasmine!" Dawn said. "You have a very lovely aura as well! It's a strong and fierce shade of red!" Jasmine gave her a confused look. "Don't worry, not a Scarlett shade of red." She chuckled.

"I thought her aura would be yellow. Isn't she happy and rehabilitated now?" Samey asked.

"That is what she wants you to think. Believe me, you cannot trust Scarlett." Dawn told them. "She will turn on all of us and try to destroy us!"

"Again? You'd think she would have learned her lesson after last season!" Jasmine shook her head. "No use in telling Chris, he wouldn't do anything about it anyway."

"I suggest we keep this information between us. While it would be beneficial to our safety to tell everyone, it would also put us in grave danger. Scarlett is not dumb, she will find a way to take us out one by one if we spread this information." Dawn told them.

Jasmine and Samey nodded in agreement as the camera panned down below the bleachers. Scarlett was hunched underneath them, listening intently. She scowled and slipped out from under the bleachers. With that, she walked off, thinking about what to do with this information.

(Outhouse Confessional- Sneaky Scarlett)

Scarlett- "Dawn is wise to keep my secret, which is exactly why I was listening in on her conversation with Jasmine and Samey. All three are not to be trifled with, but I suspect I could eliminate Samey in due time. Jasmine and Dawn will be difficult, but with my alliance with Noah and Eva, I think I'll manage." She grinned smugly.

"So Samey, anyone you have your eye on?" Jasmine asked. "Say...Noah, Cody or Trent?" She grinned.

Samey sighed again. "I know we're friends, but I'm not telling you or anybody." She told her. "Someone's gonna find out, or worse, Amy could find out, and she'd find some way to ruin it for me!"

Jasmine thought for a moment. "You make a good point. But I think you can trust Dawn and I, I mean, Dawn probably already knows." Jasmine chuckled.

Dawn smiled sheepishly and Samey blushed. "Well...I guess I can trust you. But promise me you won't say his name in the confessional or ever!" Samey pleaded.

Jasmine nodded. Samey took a deep breath and leaned in to Jasmine's ear and whispered. Her eyes widened and a grin formed on her face. "You two would be so cute together! I think you have a shot with him!"

"You think?" Samey wondered.

"Sure! You might as well try, but not without some further investigation!" Jasmine chuckled. "What should his secret code name be?"

"Secret code name?" Samey asked.

"Yeah! It's always fun to give your secret crush a code name! Or is that just an Australian thing?" She wondered.

"No, I'm pretty sure some girls at my school do that." Samey said. "But what should his name be?"

Jasmine thought for a moment. "How about...Taffy. He's sweet like taffy!" She suggested.

"Uh, sure, I guess." Samey shrugged.

Suddenly, Chris stepped out from behind the curtain. He was wearing a black tuxedo. Chef then came from behind the curtain as well, also wearing a tuxedo. "Good evening contestants." Chris said in a serious tone.

"There you are, man! We've been waiting for twenty minutes!" Duncan shouted.

"The producers and I found it only fair to warn you that tonight's challenge may disturb you, it may shock you, IT MAY EVEN HORRIFY YOU!" Chris shouted. [2]

Suddenly, Chef hacked up a hairball beside him. "You've been warned." Chris finished. Chef continued hacking and Chris broke character and turn to look at him, as did the contestants.

"I don't get payed enough for this." Chef muttered, storming off, collecting his hairball as he went.

"Uh...yeah. Anyway, today's challenge is a spooky castle run!" Chris told them. "And – wait, where's Max and Scarlett?" He asked.

"Run faster minion!" Max shouted as he and Scarlett carried one of the bunk beds through the forest. "I want to get this bed to my evil lair before the creepy crawlies of the night come out!"

"Remind me why you want your bunk bed in a cave?" Scarlett asked. "Why not just stay in the cabin and return to your 'evil lair' in the morning?"

"Because!" Max answered. "I don't want to be away from my evilness! Not to mention my cabin is pretty boring. I prefer my evil lair."

Scarlett rolled her eyes. "There's the cave entrance!" She said, dropping the bunk bed to point at the cave with what looked like a metal garage door where the mouth would be.

"Gah!" Max shouted as he fell over. "Sidekick! Why did you let go of the bed!" He demanded. The bed was on top of him, but his small form allowed him to slip underneath it without being squashed. "You could have killed me!"

"Sorry." Scarlett hissed, not at all sorry. "Go type in the password, I'll drag the bed into the cave."

"EVIL LAIR!" Max corrected her. The self proclaimed evil genius walked over the keypad on the side of the cave. "E-V-I-L." He said as he typed it in. Suddenly, the keypad dished out a shock of electricity, zapping Max.

"Owie!" He whined. "What was that?! I typed in the pass code!" He shouted angrily. He got back up as smoke curled off of his pudgy body. He typed in E-V-I-L again and this time, the Evil Lair entrance opened. "Hm, I must've accidentally pressed the K." He shrugged and walked in, leaving Scarlett dragging the bed in.

After a couple minutes of struggle, Scarlett finally managed to get the bunk bed into the cave. Max pressed a button on the side of the cave wall and the garage door slammed shut. Just as they were swept into darkness, the lights Max had installed above lit up.

The Evil Lair was fairly big, about the size of a large bedroom. To one side was a table with shelves up against the wall. Beakers and glass jars sat among the shelves and on the tables. A jungle of test-tubes winded from one shelf to another, spiraling down onto the table and back up in several crazy shapes.

The opposite wall was empty. One side had space for the bunk bed, which was where Scarlett was currently moving it with n help from Max. Next to the space was an iron door marked: Evil Gent's Room.

On another wall was a desk with a large computer monitor, some speakers, sticky notes, and more test-tubs. A helmet (Which looked like a colander) with purple blinking lights shooting out of the top hung from the roof of the cave, along with several other strange gadgets and gizmos. Some had robot arms ending in claws and pincers, while others had more strange looking tubes coming from them.

"Wow, when did you have the time to construct this?" Scarlett asked.

"An evil genius hardly needs time to recreate his evil lab!" Max cackled.

"True, I suppose, but what is the purpose of security cameras, when the security console is in the same room?" Scarlett asked, gesturing to the many camera sticking out of the corners, as well as the computer sitting on his desk.

"I demand you stop asking questions!" Max shouted. "Now put the bed in the corner over there!" He instructed, his eyes closed as he pointed.

"Max, I already put it there." Scarlett told him.

Max opened his eyes and saw that the bed was indeed in the corner. "Fine! Now that that's done, we can get to my evil experiment!" He said as he paced back and forth on his purple shag carpet. "What if I were turn myself...into a MONSTER!" He cackled, lightning flashing from an undisclosed location.

"Where did that lightning come from?" Scarlett wondered.

"That's beside the point! If I were to turn myself into a monster, I would become the most evil that there is!" Max grinned wickedly, claws forming on his fingers.

"Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster." Scarlett said. "And to do that, you'd need DNA from an actual mutated being." She shook her head and then came to a realization. "Wait, you don't mean..."

"Yes! We're going to need Dakota!" Max grinned maliciously. "We'll strap her to this operating table, and conduct our experiment!"

"Max, this is a terrible idea." Scarlett shook her head again. "Then again...let's do it!"

(Outhouse Confessional- Dr. Max & Scarlett Hyde!)

Scarlett- "Yes, it's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard of, but since I despise him, I'll let him go through with it. With any luck, it'll succeed, he'll get mutated, and Chris will kick him off the island." She grinned.

"Eh, doesn't matter." Chris shrugged, back on stage. "Anyway, like I said, The Haunted Castle Run!" he declared.

Gwen grinned. "This is my kind of challenge!" She exclaimed.

"Yeah...anyway, for this challenge, you be split into two teams, to race through the castle, avoiding traps and other mysterious creepy crawlies!" Chris said, wiggling his fingers. "If you lose a teammate, they'll be up for elimination and will loose a shot at immunity!"

The contestants gasped. "Yup! All you have to do is make it to the top spire of the castle before the other teams! Once up there, just pull the lever and you'll win the whole shabang!" Chris finished.

"So what's the point of keeping your teammates with you at all times? Couldn't you just leave them behind and win immunity for yourself?" Jo asked.

"Exactly! It's basically an everyone-for-themselves team race!" Chris chuckled. "So to sum things up, if you lose someone, they're out, if you make to the top first and pull the lever, you and your teammates/teammates will win invincibility from the vote! So yes, everyone will be at tonight's elimination!"

"Now it's my kind of challenge!" Jo grinned, turning to leer at Gwen. The Goth just rolled her eyes.

(Outhouse Confessional- It's our kind of challenge too!)

Gwen- "I'm not gonna let Jo's spit-poor attitude ruin this challenge for me! Goths live for Halloween, and I don't mean all the wimpy trick-or-treating or the lame-o costumes, I'm talking about the creepy atmosphere, terrifying Halloween movies, and the overall feel of the actual holiday: All Hallows' Eve." She grinned. "This is gonna be wicked!"

Jo- "I'm gonna win this challenge, even if I have to shove someone into a coffin!" She chuckled. "Say, that doesn't sound too bad. I bet Goth-ball would love it!" She laughed at her own joke. "Immunity is mine!"

"Alright, you will be split into groups of two and three!" Chris said. "So, pick a partner, or partners! But remember, only groups of two or three." Chris reminded them.

Several of the camper's faces lit up. "Dudes! We gotta be a team!" Geoff exclaimed, pulling Bridgette and Trent into a small hug. "We'll dominate!"

"As long as you two don't kiss the whole time!" Trent joked.

(Outhouse Confessional- Yeah, kiss in here!)

Trent- "Leave it to Geoff to finally include someone who feels like a nobody!" He smiled.

Rodney looked on to see Bridgette, Geoff, and Trent walking away, stopping near a tree where they talked. He glared at them. "My surfing beauty! Why have you done this?" He cried, but no one heard him.

A couple feet away, Jasmine and Samey high-fived. Dawn, B and Dakota walked off together, stopping near a tree, signaling they were a group.

Harold, LeShawna and Gwen grouped together and began chatting, mostly Harold and LeShawna. Next to them, Izzy pulled Eva aside, leaving Noah and Owen together. Heather grabbed Cody by his collar and dragged him off against his will.

Amy motioned for Katie and Sadie to join her. Next to them, Jo took Brick and Tyler while Rodney grabbed Dave and Sky into a hug. Neither one of the two was happy about it at all.

"I guess that's everyone, oh – except for Courtney, Duncan and Scott!" Chris grinned maniacally. "Looks like you three are a pair by default!"

"NO!" Courtney shrieked. "I'd rather go by myself!"

"And risk getting kidnapped in the castle, and losing out on immunity?" Chris asked. "Your fellow contestants would have a great chance to vote you off!"

Courtney's eyes widened and she looked around. "Ugh, fine. But let me just say I will NOT enjoy it!" She hissed.

Duncan and Scott both grinned at the CIT and then looked up to see each other. Just now realizing that they were in the same group, the two boys glared daggers at each other. "She's mine!" Duncan hissed.

"No way! You cheated on her! I still have a shot!" Scott snapped right back.

"NEITHER of you have a shot!" Courtney snarled. "I will never like EITHER of you!" With that, the CIT stormed off, but finding no particular place to storm off to, she just grabbed a log and started beating a tree with it.

"Hey! That tree is artificial!" Chris shouted. "You're gonna break it! It cost ten bucks!" Courtney looked back at him, looking she was going to murder someone, probably him. Chris yelped and began sweating. "Uh, no problem, just keep beating that there tree." He chuckled nervously and backed away.

(Outhouse Confessional- Murder is bad, Courtney)

Courtney- "Chris is gonna pay for forcing me with Duncan and Scott!" She snarled. "With any luck, I can shove them both in a coffin together! Duncan would love that." She rolled her eyes. "Say, why do I feel deja vu right now?"

Samey- "For the first time, I actually feel safe during a challenge! I wasn't forced with Amy! Jasmine, you're the best!" She cheered.

Dawn- "I fear Dakota is in grave danger during this challenge! Her aura is showing spikes of red, and that's not a good sign! Oh, I wish I could figure out what it is!" She cried.

Izzy- "Izzy would have loved to get Team E-Scope back together again, but I felt that Owen and Noah needed some alone time. Especially Owen." She said, getting slightly angered. "At least Eva won't push me in front of any psycho killers that happen to come along!"

Dave- "This is not my kind of fun! Haunted Castles always have germs in them! They're like, the 500th most common place to get infected with something deadly!" He cried. "And Sky's with me, great!" He pouted.

Sky- "Dave better not be a distraction for me this time! I want immunity for this challenge, but I won't stoop so low as to shove him into harms way! That's just be poor sportsmanship!"

Lightning flashed, and rain suddenly began to pour from the sky. A cobble road suddenly appeared out of nowhere, leading through a couple of trees, and then up a large hill where an old and creepy castle sat. Several spires shot out from the roof and side of the building. The campers looked up the hill, the rain soaking their hair.

The castle seemed small and crunched together from a distance, but close up, it was actually quite big. More lightning lit up the sky, and the camera panned across the frightened contestants; Katie and Sadie hugging each other in fright, Gwen and Jo both grinning as they looked at the castle, and Dakota looking scared, among others. "Why do I feel like I've seen that before?" Noah wondered, looking up at the castle and tapping his chin in thought. [3]

"How long has that been there?" Geoff asked.

The rain poured harder from the sky, getting the campers wet. Their hair clung to their necks and wilted over their heads. "Alright, you know the rules, so go!" Chris declared, and the campers were off, racing down the cobble road.

The trees turned from normal to scraggly and creepy looking. Several of the trunks were withered and old, blue eyes glowing from inside.

"Let's go!" Courtney hollered, running down the cobble road. Duncan and Scott shrugged and ran after her, followed by the other teams.

"Dudes! These scary challenges are awesome!" Geoff cheered as he ran.

"I don't know, I don't really like being scared." Bridgette admitted.

"It's cool babe, just means I can hold on to you tighter!" Geoff grinned. Bridgette blushed and smiled.

"Woo-hoo! A Haunted Castle! How cool is that?!" Owen cheered, pumping a fist. Noah stopped in his tracks, as did Owen and the brainiac gave Owen a deadpan stare.

"What?" Owen wondered as Noah ran off. The loveable oaf ran after him. "What did I do? Was it something I said?"

"Alright! We're really moving now!" Jasmine grinned. Samey clung to her back, her legs wrapped around Jasmine's waist, and her hands on Jasmine's shoulders. The Aussie girl ran ahead of everyone, even Courtney who had gotten a slight head-start.

Courtney gasped and ran faster. Sky was gaining on the CIT, with Dave and Rodney far behind. The former was running lazily, not really excited about getting to the castle. Meanwhile the farm boy was having slight trouble running with his injured leg, but he was still faster than Dave.

Katie and Sadie held hands and ran together, squealing the entire way for some reason. Amy was ahead of them, rolling her eyes and looking angry. "Ugh! This rain is messing up my hair!" She snarled.

"Tell me about it! Do you know how bad rain messes up a weave?" LeShawna asked, running alongside Amy.

"Don't talk to me!" Amy scoffed. LeShawna was shocked for a moment and then glared at the cheerleader. Before she could protest or start shouting, the camera panned to more of the other teams behind them.

"Let's go Cody! We won't be last!" Heather shouted as she ran, Cody lagging slightly behind.

"Hey, I didn't chose to be your partner!" Cody pointed out.

"Maybe you two should cut the chatter and focus on running!" Eva pointed out in a gruff voice. She ran ahead of them, passing more and more teams. Izzy bounded after her, skipping along and dancing as she did so.

"Race you to the top Sir Wets-a-lot!" Jo cackled as she ran ahead of Brick. The cadet gasped and then a look of anger came over his face. He raced forward, getting side-by-side with Jo. Tyler was behind them, already panting as he raced.

"Stop making fun of me!" Brick shouted. "You know I could beat you in a foot race!" He said, although he wasn't entirely sure.

"Sure, sure, dampy-pants." She grinned and ran ahead. Brick sighed and continued running behind Jo.

"Hey, don't worry bro, just ignore her." Tyler said, putting a hand on brick's shoulder. The jock then continued running ahead of the cadet, who soon followed.

The first one to the top was Eva. She passed through an open draw-bridge, which had iron bars attached to the top of the arch, like a medieval castle. The cobblestone had gotten slippery and wet, causing Eva to slip slightly, but regain her balance.

Instead of entering the inside of the castle, she came to what looked like a mini town-square. The castle windows were everywhere in the brick architecture, several small spires shooting up towards the full moon.

The rain continued to poor, creating a small trickling sound in the old-timey well when the droplets reached the bottom. "What is this, Cinderella?" Eva scoffed, looking at the castle and the dainty well.

An old rope hung from a bar just above the hole. Eva looked into the well to see that the rope extended further down into the hole, ending with an old wooden bucket. The fitness buff spotted something inside the bucket, but it was too far down to tell what it was.

Eva cranked the handle on the pulley system and began to slowly bring the bucket up. "What are you doing?" Courtney asked as she reached the top. She was panting, but only slightly.

"Uh, I was just pulling up some water to drink, I got thirsty. Haven't had a drink of water all day." She lied.

Courtney raised an eyebrow. "Cave-woman." She muttered and ran for the castle entrance, which was a set of two large wooden doors with gargoyle handles. The CIT yanked them open with a creak and ran in.

Eva made sure Courtney was well inside the castle when she continued cranking the handle. Finally, the bucket reached the top of the well and Eva grabbed what was inside. It was wooden carving of Chris's head.

Eva had watched Total Drama Revenge of the Island with fury, wanting to compete in the tough, dire situations. She had also watched All-Stars enviously, and each time she watched, she had seen the Hidden Chris Totems. "Yes!" She cheered, pumping a fist.

"What are you doing?" Duncan asked as he reached the top. Scott soon followed, both were panting.

"What? Oh, I was just grabbing some water while I wait for Izzy." Eva lied again as she tucked the immunity idol in her pocket.

"If you say so." Duncan said, raising an eyebrow. "Say, did you see which way Courtney went?"

"Courtney? She went in the castle." Eva said, jabbing a thumb at the two large wooden doors.

"Thanks!" Duncan panted and ran for the doors. He yanked them open with a loud creak and he and Scott ran in.

"Hey Momma Fitness!" Izzy grinned maniacally as she bounded up through the draw-bridge. "What'chya doin?"

"Waiting for you, let's go." Eva snapped, pulling open the door and slamming it shut after Izzy went through. Just as they left, several other teams arrived at the well.

(Outhouse Confessional- Creepy Castle)

Eva- "Ha!" She laughs gruffly. "I got myself a hidden immunity idol. Now no one can touch me! I'm really running this competition! I've got the guy's alliance under my fingers, and an immunity idol to control them all!" She grinned wickedly. "Not that I'm a backstabbing witch like Heather." She added quickly.

"Who are these freaks?" Heather wondered as she and Cody walked the halls of the castle. It was mostly brick and stone with several paintings hanging on the walls, with the occasional door in between them.

A flash of lightning erupted, and the light shown against the wall, creating eerie shadows. The sound of rain outside could be heard.

"Huh?" Cody wondered, looking from a painting of Dracula biting the neck of a young woman.

"These two, look at them! They look like Gwen. Yuck!" Heather gagged, holding up the framed painting. It was of two teenagers, one was a girl and the other was a boy.

The girl was on the right, and she wore a red dress with a black belt. Anything below her waist wasn't visible since it was a portrait. She had long, blood red gloves and a black bat tattoo just above her breasts. A red choker occupied her neck with a silver ring hanging from it. Her face looked like a vampire, with black lipstick, black eyeliner, dark red pupils, and a bored expression. Her large bangs were white, and the back half of her hair was black.

Her partner wore a red t-shirt with black sleeves. What looked like a light red magnifying glass was on the front of his shirt, blending in with the rest of the red. He wore fishnets on his lower arms, and a spiked dog-collar with a silver ring around his neck. He had a red goatee with two piercings on either side of his chin. He too wore black lipstick and black eyeliner, but he had yellow eyes. His hair was long and black, with a red streak on the front half. He also had a bored expression on his face. [4]

"Yikes! Those two are seriously creepy!" Cody exclaimed.

"Let's get moving, I'm tired of looking at their lifeless faces." Heather declared, throwing the painting behind her, letting it crash against the wall.

Scarlett walked quietly through the halls of the castle. "Incompetent Max, he should have gone looking for Dakota himself!" She growled as she stormed down the hall.

"One tip that I think will help you is to count down from ten whenever you get angry." Came Dawn's voice from down the hall.

Scarlett's eyes widened and she looked around for a hiding spot. She spotted a set of knight armor standing up, holding a large ax. The brainiac dove into the suit of armor, accidentally letting the iron face-guard clang shut.

"Did you, like, hear something?" Dakota asked.

"Yes, but I'm almost certain it's just Chris trying to scare us." Dawn told her, and B shrugged. "So back to the relaxation methods."

"Well, I like your counting idea, maybe taking deep breaths would help?" Dakota asked. B nodded and gave a thumbs up, signaling it was a good strategy.

"Definitely! I also suggest that once the competition is over, you should see Eva's anger management coach. Eva seems to be doing a good job!" Dawn suggested. B gave a so-so motion.

Dawn and B passed the suit of armor, and Dakota was about to follow, when the ax swung down in front of her, nearly cutting off the front half of her face. Dakota shrieked for about three seconds until Scarlett's upper body popped out of the suit of armor and grabbed the fame monger.

Scarlett pulled her into the suit and clamped a hand of her mouth. Dawn and B turned around upon hearing Dakota's cut off scream. B scratched his head in thought "Dakota?" Dawn cried. "Dakota! Oh, I should have known this hall was full of negative energy!" she scolded herself.

"Let go of me!" Dakota shouted as Scarlett dragged her through the woods. It was still night, and the sound of an owl hooting filled the forest. Dakota's wrists were bound together by some old rope.

"No, Max needs you for one of his moronic schemes, and I need Max for...well, I don't know, but I know I need him for something." Scarlett said.

"You know I could break out of this any time." Dakota told her.

"Sure, and I won't kill Max after I win this competition." Scarlett muttered.

"Sheesh, when did you get so violent and scary?" Dakota asked. "I thought you were rehabitated!"

"The correct term is rehabilitated and no, that was just a ploy. Obviously you haven't seen any of Total Drama Pahkitew Island, or you would have known." Scarlett rolled her eyes.

"So you've been, like, faking it this entire time?!" Dakota exclaimed. "Not cool!"

"Whatever, as long as you tell no one, I won't brutally murder you and use your spinal cord as a back-scratcher." Scarlett threatened.

Dakota gasped. "You wouldn't damage my beautiful face, would you?" She asked nervously.

"Of course I would, and your spinal cord is not a part of your face." Scarlett informed her.

"Psh, I knew that." Dakota lied.

"Finally!" Scarlett exclaimed. They had reached the evil lair and Scarlett tapped in the password. The garage door opened and Scarlett tossed Dakota in, following herself. As she entered, the door slammed shut after her.

"Finally minion!" Max sneered. "What took you so long! EVIL could have done that much faster!"

"Then why didn't you do it?" Scarlett glared at him, gritting her teeth.

"Because, I'm too classy." Max bragged. "Anyway, throw her on the operating table!"

"What?!" Dakota exclaimed. "I'm gonna call my daddy! You can't operate on me!"

"Don't worry, I may only be seventeen, but I have an advanced degree in surgery." Scarlett told her.

"Surgery?!" Dakota shrieked as Max strapped her to the operating table.

"Yes, we're going to extract what makes you Dakotazoid, and then inject it into Max so he can become 'evil'." Scarlett said using air quotes.

"Evil-er." Max corrected.

"Whatever." Scarlett rolled her eyes.

"PULL THE SWITCH IGOR!" Max commanded.

"Hey! If anything, you're Igor!" Scarlett glared at him.

"Sorry, I just wanted to say that." Max chuckled sheepishly. "Anyway, where's my lightning strike?!"

Suddenly, his flash of lightning erupted from an undisclosed location. "Where is that coming from?!" Scarlett wondered. "Seriously, this is getting ridiculous!"

Noah and Owen walked through the corridors, looking at the paintings and jumping slightly whenever thunder and lightning erupted from outside.

"These halls are really creepy!" Owen observed, taking a sip from a juice box he had in hand.

"Owen! Where'd you get the juice box?" Noah wondered.

"What? Oh, this!" Owen chuckled. "I found it sitting outside the castle doors, so I picked it up!' he said cheerfully.

Noah looked slightly disgusted. "Uh...never mind." He shook his head and kept walking, leaving Owen to question his disgust.

"Say, look at that there coffin." Noah said, pointing to the wooden coffin that was propped up against the wall. "Ten bucks says you can't fit in there." He mused.

"I'll take that bet!" Owen exclaimed, running to the coffin.

"Owen, I was just-"

"Open the coffin when I start banging on it, that way I don't get locked in." Owen told him. The loveable oaf faced Noah, and opened the coffin behind him. He then slowly began to back into the coffin.

"Owen! No! There are-" But it was too late. Noah's warning could help Owen. Just before he closed the door, several sharp spikes were visible in the coffin behind him. Owen shut the door and Noah looked horrified.

Suddenly, a red pool of blood collected underneath the coffin door. "Owen! No!" Noah cried. "Why! He was so young!" He exclaimed, although he still sounded quite monotone.

The door was then swung open, revealing Owen perfectly fine. "Huh, looks like the coffin door doesn't lock!" Owen chuckled. "Aw...my juice box!" Owen whined, seeing his now impaled juice box on one of the spikes, red juice seeping from the punctured hole.

"What?! I thought you were dead!" Noah exclaimed.

Owen let out a laugh. "Why would I be dead?" He asked, and then turned around to see the array of spikes lining the inside of the coffin. "Great Vlad the Impaler!" He shrieked. "Where did those come from?"

"They were inside the coffin the entire time you oaf. You're just lucky you weren't stabbed." Noah scolded, getting back to his regular monotone.

"Wow, that was a close one!" Owen chuckled. "Well, let's get moving, that way we can find the spire first and get immunity!"

"I doubt we'd be the target of anyone's votes anyway, but if it means keeping immunity away from witches like Heather or Jo, then why not." Noah shrugged, and the two moved on down the hallway.

(Outhouse Confessional- Impaling Is Impossible!)

Noah- "Do not ask me how Owen managed not to get stabbed by one of those spikes considering his size." Noah told the camera. "Because for once, I don't have an answer."

"Attention Campers!" Came Chris's voice over an intercom from an undisclosed location. Several shots of the contestants looking up at the ceiling were shown. "Things are about to get a lot harder! Chef will be roaming the halls of the castle, if he catches you, you're done-zo! No chance at immunity! Now, get back to competing, because Chef's out there right now!"Chris warned them, and then the mic was turned off.

"Great!" Amy groaned as the footage stopped on one of the teams. "Now we've got psycho Chef out there. What do you think he's dressed up as now?"

Katie and Sadie hugged each other in fear, the latter pointing behind Amy. "What?" Amy asked angrily, facing the BFFFL's. "He's right behind me, isn't he." She sighed.

Katie nodded, and then the two best friends screamed at the top of their lungs and bolted down the hallway from the way they came, flailing their arms all the way.

Amy gulped and turned around to see Chef standing behind her, wearing the same old-timey London Executioner outfit from Total Drama World Tour. He held a large ax. "You're done girly." He said in his gravelly voice.

Amy screamed and tried to run, but as she turned around and did so, Chef grabbed her by her long cheerleader boot and hoisted her up into the air. The cook swung her over his shoulder and proceeded to carry her off through the halls.

"Let go of me!" Amy shouted furiously as she beat her fists on Chef's back, which didn't seem to faze him.

(Outhouse Confessional- Reminiscent of Toe Breathing)

Amy- "All I can say is that I'm sure Samey was already captured before me, so it doesn't matter. As long as we both are up for elimination, there's no way they'll pick her over me." She said confidently.

Katie and Sadie – Katie- "Omigosh, Chef was so scary dressed up in that outfit! I thought he was actually going to cut my head off!"

Sadie- "I know right! I thought we were gonna die! Oh, and Amy's gonna kill us now!" She realized, starting to bite her nails.

Katie- "Maybe not! What if we win? Then we'll all get immunity!" Katie suggested.

Sadie- "Um... Katie, I hate to break it to you, but Amy's out. Even if we do pull the lever and win, she won't get immunity. Only we will." Sadie told her.

Katie- "Oh...right."

Gwen, LeShawna and Harold were headed down a hallway that looked much different from the other ones. "Where are we?" LeShawna asked. "Looks like a creepy dungeon!"

The floor was wet and slimy cobble, which was slightly disturbing considering they were indoors where there was no rain. The walls were old cracked stone with a few bricks tossed into the mix. About three old, rotting, wooden doors lined the walls on either side of them, one just ahead of them. Behind them was the hallway, so there were no doors.

"I don't know, but it looks like we've hit a dead end." Harold observed. "Unless of course we decide to go through that door, but I'm not sure that's such a good idea."

"Maybe we should try one of the doors on the side first." Gwen suggested. "It might be the spire with the lever!"

LeShawna shrugged. "It's worth a shot." The three of them walked up to one of the doors and Gwen grabbed the rusted iron handle. She slowly pulled it open and the door let out a shrill creak.

"Hello?" Harold asked, poking his head through the doorway.

Gwen suddenly yanked Harold by the collar back into the hallway. "What are you thinking?!" Gwen exclaimed. "Stop acting like one of those idiots in horror movies. They always enter a dark and creepy place and ask "Hello?" as if the killer is gonna reply: "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen, do you want a sandwich?" It doesn't work that way!" Gwen shouted.

"Gosh, calm down." said Harold. "This isn't a horror movie, this is just a lame challenge made up by Chris."

"Fine, but if you want immunity, be careful. I wouldn't put anything past Chris." Gwen warned. She pulled the door open again and all three of them peaked their heads in.

Inside was what looked like a cellar. There were about twenty barrels with taps stuck in them. They were sitting on shelves, ready to be opened. "Well, it doesn't look like there's anything useful in-"

"BOO!" Trent shouted, suddenly jumping out from behind a stack of barrels. LeShawna and Harold screamed, Gwen didn't but she was still surprised.

"Ha! That was awesome!" Geoff chuckled, coming out from behind the same stack of barrels. Bridgette followed, grinning happily.

"Trent! What the heck was that about?!" Gwen shouted angrily. "We thought you were Chef! That was not cool." She shook her head.

"Oh come on, it was a good prank!" Geoff chuckled as Trent sulked. "So, what are you guys up to?"

"We were looking inside here to see if there was anything useful!" LeShawna said. "At least until you scared the crap out of us!"

"Sorry about that." Trent smiled sheepishly as Gwen, Harold and LeShawna glared at him.

(Outhouse Confessional- SCREAM!)

Trent- "The one time I'm actually having fun and Gwen hates it!" he cried. "Why can't I ever have fun with others! At least Geoff and Bridgette enjoyed it, right?"

"What's in these barrels anyhow?" LeShawna asked, walking up to one of the ones that was lying on its side on a shelf. She grabbed one of the rusted gold handles and turned it.

"LeShawna No!" Gwen cried, but it was too late. Instead of something like root beer coming from the nozzle, a trapdoor suddenly opened beneath her and she fell with a scream.

"My chocolate goddess!" Harold shouted, running over to the trap door.

Gwen walked over and grabbed Harold by the collar again, dragging him back to the doorway. "We should get out of here before another one of us gets taken." Gwen said.

"But LeShawna!" Harold cried.

"She's not dead, she just lost immunity." Gwen rolled her eyes. "I like LeShawna too, but to be truthful, she doesn't need immunity, the only enemy she has is Heather, and trust me, no one's gonna vote with Heather."

Harold sighed and followed Gwen, Bridgette, Trent, and Geoff out of the doorway. "I guess there's no way to go but up ahead." Bridgette shrugged.

All five of them headed to the door at the end of the hallway. "Well, it's now or never." Bridgette gulped.

"Huh, that's usually what I hear Owen say on his way to the bathroom." Geoff recalled. Bridgette and Gwen's eyes went wide.

"Um...sure." Gwen said. Bridgette yanked open the door, and there stood Chef, still wearing his black hood and carrying his ax.

"Ruh-Roh!" Trent exclaimed.

"Zoinks!" Harold cried.

"Jinkies!" Gwen shrieked.

"Jeepers!" Bridgette screamed.

"Ah man! I don't have a catch-phrase!" Geoff shouted.

All five of them began to scream and ran back down the hallway, Chef in hot pursuit. "Into one of the doors!" Gwen instructed. No one disagreed and they all ran into the same door. Chef followed. Suddenly, banjo music began to play from somewhere unknown as a chase seen played out.

Gwen and Harold ran through one door and into another, soon followed by Chef. Bridgette ran out of another door, passing Chef as he went into the same door as Gwen and Harold. He suddenly realized this and opened the door to see Bridgette was gone. Geoff and Trent came running out of another door and spotted Chef. The cook growled and ran after them as they retreated back into their door.

All five of them ran out of the same door, and Chef came from a door on the opposite side. The contestants shrieked and ran into the door across from them. Chef ran into the door they had come from.

"STOP!" Gwen shouted, stopping in the middle of the hallway. Harold, Geoff, Trent, and Bridgette all stopped on one side of the Goth, and Chef came to a halt on the other. "We're not getting anywhere with this." She told them. "RUN!"

With that, Gwen, Harold, Trent, Geoff, and Bridgette all ran down the hall, the way they came. Unfortunately, Chef saw this coming and grabbed Geoff and Bridgette around the waist and hoisted them up. At the same time, he tripped up Harold and grabbed the nerd after he fell to the ground with a thud. Chef held Bridgette and Geoff in one hand and Harold in the other.

Gwen and Trent breathed heavily as they stopped much further down the hall. "I think we lost him." Trent said, looking up. "Right Geoff, Geoff?"

"He got Bridgette, Geoff, and Harold?!" Gwen exclaimed. "Wow, he's better than I thought." She sighed.

(Outhouse Confessional- Dine on their flesh!)

Gwen- She sighs. "I could handle being with the others and Trent, but being alone with Trent? That was just awkward." She shook her head. "I don't hate him, but I'm not sure if I still like him, you know?"

Trent- "It was awesome! I was alone with Gwen! With any luck, I'll be able to convince her to like me again in no time!" He said eagerly.

Scarlett- "For the record, what you're about to view is for strategic purposes only. When I get back control of this island, Max will have a slow, and very painful death." She hissed. "So, viewer discretion is advised."

"Max, this is inferior, it makes me look incompetent, like you." Scarlett snarled. The brainiac was dressed in a black robe that covered most of her body, a black hood overlapping her head, showing only her angry face

"Exactly! Now, the finishing touches!" Max declared, holding up a metal necklace. He attached it to Scarlett's neck. "Magnificent! Now the Igoring can really begin!"

"I promise you that when I get out of this, you'll wish you were Igor!" Scarlett snapped.

"Oh please, that's just your angry Igor side talking, no need to get feisty angry Igor side." Max scoffed. "Now then, my plan is simple. The Dakotazoid mutagen may prove to be dangerous, so I need to find away where I could watch myself go through the mutation process, to see if it'll work."

"Two of you? Now that's a frightening thought." Scarlett shivered.

"Silence minion!" Max shouted, pressing his remote, electrocuting Scarlett. The brainiac looked slightly withered a a slight wisp of smoke curled off her body.

"If only there was a way there could be two of me..." Max thought. "Wait, there can be..."

Scarlett realized what he meant by this and turned to face the camera, a look of pure horror on her face.

"Behold! Max 2!" Max declared. "Bask in my glory!" Next to the original Max was a large glass tube with a smaller tube going up into the ceiling. Inside the glass was Max's clone.

Scarlett grimaced. "Yeah, not loving the cloning going on here." She muttered. The door to the glass chamber opened with a hiss and steam, and Max 2 stepped out.

"Hello there loveable me, what a lovely day it is today!" Max 2 observed. Max and Scarlett looked outside of the cave (the door was currently open, Max wanted to let the evil outside air fill his lair) and saw it pouring rain, flashing lightning, one of the flashes striking a nearby bunny, covering the critter in ash.

"Yeah, I'm not seeing the resemblance." Scarlett remarked.

"Hey, what's this?" Max 2 asked, grabbing the remote from Max original's hands. The clone pressed the button on the remote and Scarlett proceeded to be electrocuted.

"Now I see it." She groaned.

"Hm, he seems evil enough to me." Max shrugged. "Excuse me while I go fetch the Mutagen from Dakota." The evil genius scampered off behind a dark purple curtain.

"Hey! What are you doing with that syringe?" Dakota's worried voice could be heard behind the curtain. "Hey! You're not gonna stab me with that! OW!" She screamed.

Suddenly, the sound of cracking bones and sudden growth could be heard, followed by Max's terrified screams as well as much shattering glass and broken shelves.

"I told him it was a bad idea." Scarlett shrugged.

"Wait, so he was gonna inject me with Mutagen?" Max 2 asked. "But that's so mean! I just want to go off into the forest and be free!"

"And the resemblance is lost." Scarlett remarked again.

"If only there was a way there could be two of me, so one could stay back here, and I could go off and be free like a little evil minion should!" Max 2 went on. "Wait, there can be..." He trailed off, looking at Scarlett.

Scarlett again realized what he meant by this, and turned to face the camera again, the same horrified expression on her face. Behind her, Max's terrified screams and Dakota's angry roars could be heard from behind the curtain.

"Welcome to the world Max 3!" Max 2 exclaimed. "Now I can run off and be free!"

"Oh no, there's no way I'm letting this mess get out of control1 You're staying here!" Scarlett said, pressed a button on the wall, slamming the door to the evil lair shut.

"Yo, what is up gangsters?" Came the third Max. He had one of the worst gangster accents that Scarlett had ever heard. Scratch that, he had the worst gangster accent Scarlett had ever head.

"What be going on? Why's there another one of me here?" The gangster Max asked.

"Your original Max is behind those curtains getting beaten up by a psychotic mutated monster." Scarlett explained. "When he gets the mutagen from her, he'll inject it into you and see if you'll turn into a mutant too."

"What?! That ain't cool dude!" Max 3 shouted. "I want to be out there, on the streets, with all of my gangster-y friends!"

"Fat chance of that bub, you're staying here so I can kill you with the original Max later!" Scarlett muttered.

"If only there was, say, a way there could be double of me!" Gangster Max thought. "Waits a second... there can be!"

For the third time, Scarlett realized what the Max meant, and turned to the camera again, with the horrified expression that had now become common.

The scene shifted to a large cage which appeared to be under ground. Surrounding the cage were piles of skulls, and old cobble walls with skulls embedded in them. A large chute extended from the cave ceiling and emptied out into the cage where Amy, Bridgette, Harold, Geoff, LeShawna, Courtney, Duncan, and Scott were sitting.

Suddenly, there were two high-pitched screams and Katie and Sadie came tumbling out of the metal chute, landing with a thud in the cage. "Owie, my head hurts!"

"I think I landed on something." Sadie said, getting up to reveal a squashed Amy.

"You moronic oaf! You could have killed me with your weight!" Amy snarled. Tears welled up in Sadie's eyes and Amy grumbled. "I mean that anyone could have squashed me with their weight." She rolled her eyes.

"Aw thanks! Sorry for landing on you! Chef caught up with us and tossed us down the chute." Sadie explained, turning back to her cheerful self.

"Wait, how did you guys get down here?' Katie asked Bridgette, Harold, Geoff, LeShawna, Duncan, Scott, and Courtney.

"We ran into LeShawna, Harold and Gwen." Geoff explained. "LeShawna fell down a trapdoor and Chef caught Bridge, Harold and I. Gwen and Trent were the only ones who made it out."

"Aw! That is so romantic! Now they're together and Trent can comfort Gwen if she gets scared!" Katie giggled. A few seconds later she realized something. "Well, Gwen can comfort Trent if he gets scared."

"What about you guys?" Sadie asked Courtney.

"Loudmouth 1 and loudmouth 2 over here wouldn't stop arguing about 'which one of them I like'," Courtney said using quotations. "And Chef caught up to us. I could have out run him if I hadn't tripped on that stuff suit of armor!" She pouted.

"Hey, at least we all know she likes me." Duncan shrugged.

"FOR THE LAST TIME! I DON'T LIKE EITHER OF YOU! YOU BOTH ARE DISGUSTING PIGS AND SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS SHOW ANYMORE!" Courtney roared. "NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!"

The camera panned over to see Duncan and Scott, both of their hair-styles were blown back by the force of Courtney's screaming. "Wow, I guess Megaphone was the perfect super villain name for you!" Scott snickered.

"Ha! You got that right!" Duncan chuckled, grinning at the farm boy. The two realized they were actually getting along and they both huffed, crossed their arms, and looked away from each other.

"So, I've been meaning to ask you guys, how do you think Zeke was eliminated last night? I find it strange because I know half of us didn't vote for him! So someone must be lying!" Bridgette said.

"Beats me, I voted for that blubbering moron, Rodney. At least we can cross him out, he's too stupid." Amy scoffed.

"Hey, that's not very nice!" Bridgette scolded her. "But yeah, I kind of agree, Rodney doesn't seem like the on to organize a vote off. Not to mention I save him from a jellyfish sting, I doubt he'd have any reason to vote off a friend of mine."

"Omigosh! It's a rat! A rat!" Katie shrieked, jumping up and clinging to the bars as the rat scurried around cage floor.

"Oh please, it's just a toy rat!" Courtney scoffed picking it up and revealing it's cheap wheels. "Looks like Chris couldn't afford real rats since he spends all his money on hair gel." She teased.

"Then what are those?" Sadie asked, pointing just outside of the cage where at least twenty rats were sitting, squeaking and twitching.

"Those are real!" Courtney shouted. Instantly, everyone but Scott jumped up and clung to the bars like Katie did, wanting desperately to avoid the flood of rats that were now invading the cage.

"Rats aren't that bad! I live with 'em they're really ugly but totally weak! I don't know why everyone's scared of them." Scott chuckled, picking one up.

The rat in his hand let out an angered squeak and leaped at Scott's face, biting him on the nose. "Gah! My nose!" He cried. More rats began to crawl up his pant legs and Scott began to scream like the others. He ripped the rat form his nose and shook the other offending rats off of his person, then he too climbed up the bars.

"Okay...maybe these are demon rats?" Scott suggested, still clinging to the bars.

"Try to keep up Private Leaky," Jo joked, "You wouldn't want to fall behind! Well, I wouldn't care honestly." She shrugged.

Brick just glared at the back of her head as she continued to make fun of him. "Don't worry dude, I'll help you take her out if you want. She really annoys me too. Yesterday, she made fun of my hair!" Tyler said.

"It's not like that. Ever since the Truth or Dare challenge, she's be making fun of me! I used to be her rival, her enemy, but now she doesn't take me seriously! It's all because of my stupid pants wetting problem!" Brick ranted.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm scared of chickens, and they wouldn't let me live it down back in season one. They even voted me off over Courtney who didn't even do her challenge!" Tyler went on.

"I know, I saw that episode." Brick said. "I was rooting for you."

"Aw, thanks! Maybe we could like, form an alliance!" Tyler suggested. "If you don't want to that's okay, just temporarily to take out Jo!"

"No, I think I have to deal with my problems and take her out the right way, not a lame vote out where I don't get to fix my problems." Brick shook his head.

(Outhouse Confessional- Brick and Tyler ship?)

Tyler- "Now I may not be the sharpest fork on the counter, but I'm pretty sure the Bass chose Courtney over me because DJ and Geoff were friends with Duncan, who was getting somewhere with Courtney. And Bridgette's friends with Courtney too. If you ask me, I don't think that's fair!" He huffed. "That's why I'm using my brain now," He knocked on his noggin, "And I'm trying to form some alliances! Brick seems like a cool guy, so I tried with him, but he might be better as a friend and an ally rather than an alliance buddy."

Jo- "Dorkwads! Jockstrap the original, and dampy-pants-McGee were talking behind my back like I wasn't even there! Newsflash, I could hear every word they were saying! Tyler is using his brain for once, I'll give him that, but it's not getting off to a great start." She chuckled.

"Hey Brick, it looks just like you!" Jo taunted, pointing to a picture of a sad clown with a tear rolling down his cheek. "And this is what you can aspire to if you stand up for yourself!" She grinned, motioning to the next picture, which was the same clown only with a disturbing grin on it's face, revealing it's almost canine teeth.

"You'd better watch out Jo! Soon, I will stand up for myself, but I won't be looking like that clown!" Brick said. "And...and you'll be the sad clown!"

"Psh, I'd love to see you try!" Jo scoffed, turning around and walking down more of the hallway.

And then Brick snapped. He glared at Jo with all the anger and distrust in the world. He spotted a stone lever sticking out of the wall next to an oddly placed bookshelf.

"Hey, maybe they have Memoirs of a Sad Cadet." Jo joked, walking up to the bookshelf and taking a book off.

Brick grit his teeth and pulled down on the lever. Suddenly the bookshelf rotated quickly, pushing Jo with it and shoving the jockette into the dark room behind the bookshelf. With that, the shelf stopped with a click as it locked itself in place.

"I think I'll take you up on your alliance offer." Brick said, turning around to face a gaping Tyler.

(Outhouse Confessional- The Soldier has Snapped!)

Brick- "Okay, maybe I went a little overboard. But I couldn't help it! She was just making me so mad! And now I feel like a bad cadet." He sighed. "But Tyler's right. The only way I can win this is to get Jo out of my hair, and as much as I'd rather not do it, I think I have to form an alliance to get rid of her." He declared.

"Izzy! Those are not toys!" Eva hollered at the red psychopathic maniac. "We're in an ancient torture room, not a playground! Come to think of it, where did Chris get all of these ancient torture devices..."

"Woo-hoo!" Izzy laughed wildly, ignoring Eva's angry shouts. Izzy was currently climbing the ladder up to a platform where the person who would hang someone would pull a lever. Instead, she jumped down through the noose, doing some flips, and then proceeded to climb back up the ladder and do it over and over again.

"Izzy! Do you want immunity? We need to get to the spire first! Of course we need to find it first!" Eva said.

"Of course Izzy wants Immunity, but she wants to stop and play on this awesome ancient playground right now!" Izzy said, climbing up the ladder. "So, Izzy's gonna do that, and muscle woman is gonna do it too!"

"Um, no. Muscle woman will not!" Eva said. "I mean, EVA will not! Crap! I mean I will not! God, Izzy you're making me talk like you!"

"Yes! Become the Izzy!" She cackled. "Ooh! What's that?" Izzy leaped over to an old wooden torture rack. Unlike the one in London, this one was standing up. Izzy latched herself into the metal wrist holders and then did the same with her ankles. "Come on! Let me have it! I know you want to!" She encouraged Eva.

"You're crazy." Eva shook her head. She walked over to the wooden lever next to the torture rack and yanked on it.

"Wee!" Izzy giggled as the rack separated into two halves. One half went up with Izzy's wrists and the bottom half went down with Izzy's ankles. The torture device was supposed to be used to rip people's bodies apart, but Izzy...she was a weird exception.

Izzy's belly area seemed to lengthen with the stretch. Eva had an expression of being slightly disturbed' she couldn't take her eyes off of the odd sight. She pushed the lever back up without taking her eyes off of Izzy.

The two halves joined together again and Izzy's body grew shorter like it was before. 'What the – how are you doing that?!" Eva gaped.

"Doing what?" Izzy wondered.

"Uh...never-mind. Just get down from there." Eva grumbled, leaving the torture rack.

"But it's so fun!" Izzy protested.

"You are one messed up girl." Eva shook her head.

(Outhouse Confessional- Don't try any of what you see at home!)

Eva- "Honestly, I just didn't want Heather to win. As long as someone else wins the immunity and not Heather, I'm fine. Why? Because I have this." She holds up the Chris Idol and grins.

Scarlett was now surrounded by about seven Max clones. "I never expected my nightmares to come true. Well, not this soon anyway." She muttered.

"Let me out! I demand it!" Came Max 5.

"But this evil lair is so wonderful! In fact, it's so wonderful it should no longer be an evil lair, but more a...happy lair!" Max 2 suggested.

'Who even are you?" Scarlett revolted.

"I've done it!" The original Max shouted, crawling from behind the curtain. There were a few more angry Dakotazoid roars and then they eventually died down.

"Done what? Lost your spleen?" Scarlett mused. "Don't worry, you can still live without it. Unfortunately."

"No, not that! I've gotten the Dakotazoid mutagen!" Max declared. "Time to inject me with it! Well, not me. I'm talking about m-m-me?" He babbled upon seeing his clones. "Uh...what happened here? Did Dakota destroy that many brain cells?"

"In my opinion it'd be an improvement." Max 3 remarked.

"It wasn't me!" Scarlett shouted quickly. "I tried to stop them, but this outfit doesn't exactly let me use my arms very well." She wiggled her hands which were about as useful as a T-Rex's.

"No matter, I'll just select one randomly." Max said. "You there, come forward!" Max told Max 2.

"Aw, but I don't want to be evil, I want to be...happy." He said.

"Ew, Scarlett was right, you aren't evil! FEED HIM TO THE MONSTER!" Max declared, putting a finger in the air because it made him seem more official.

"No! Please! I have a wife and three kids!" Max 2 begged.

"Oh please, you're a clone of Max. Don't even try to pull that one." Scarlett rolled her eyes. She managed to grab Max 2's arm with her near-useless hands and led him over to the purple curtain. She then proceeded to toss Max 2 behind the curtain, and not three seconds later, there were several roars from Dakotazoid.

"Oh dear!" Max 2 shrieked from behind the curtain. The sound of clawing, more broken glass and more roars filled the lair.

"How much glass is even back there?" Scarlett wondered.

And then, loud and clear, Max, Scarlett and the rest of the Max clones could hear the sound of crunching and twisting metal. Max 2's screams ceased and there was a pause.

"Is he-" Max was cut off when Dakotazoid tore down the curtain and ripped it up, revealing the mangled remains of the operating table, as well as some unrecognizable debris.

All 6 Max's (Max 3-7 and the original) screams at the same time and began running around willy-nilly. Scarlett face-palmed – or would have face palmed if her hand could reach that high – and she angrily walked past the chaos and tried to hit the button to open the lair door.

Her hand was too short, and after a few sad attempts, Scarlett finally tore off the annoying black robe, stood up straight, and cracked her back. She then pressed the red button and the door opened up. She stepped out, and then the door closed, leaving the Max clones, the original Max, and a whole lot of Dakotazoid.

"Save your master!" Max cried. None of the Max clones were listening, they were too busy running around and tripping over stuff.

Suddenly, Dakota swung a big meaty fist down at Max 5, and the clone exploded into a green gooey mess. "NO!" Max screamed, putting a hand out as if to reach for the gooey remains of the clone. "He was my favorite!" he whined.

Dakota then proceeded to stomp around and take out Max 4, 6, and 7. "Wah!" Max Original screamed, taking cover under a table.

"Like, AH!" Gangster Max cried as he tried to run from Dakotazoid's wrath. The mutant smashed a whole table of beakers and stomped on top of Max's bunk bed. "Eh, there are plenty more back at the cabin, I'll just make Scarlett bring another one in." Max shrugged.

Dakotazoid let out another roar and literally ripped gangster Max apart, resulting in another big, green, gooey explosion. "Okay, you've destroyed all the Max clones, you can go now!" Max squeaked.

"Dakota feel...happy." Dakota breathed, quoting the late Max 2. The mutant began to shrink, her collarbones fitting back into her neck. Her hair grew longer and blond and her skin turned back to tan rather than orange. Her tail receded as did her claws and toe-claws. She was now back to Dakota, but still angry.

"I am, like, so out of here!" She snapped and stormed out of the lair, slamming the red button, opening the door, and then letting it close.

"Well...that could have gone better." Max stated, looking around his trashed lair. Parts of the carpet had been ripped up, most, if not all of his beakers and test tubes were shattered, and tabled were smashed in two. The only thing that remained was the bathroom, albeit the door was covered in green Max goo, as was the rest of the lair.

"Perhaps I should go get Scarlett to clean this up." He thought. Suddenly, a roar came from outside and Max let out a yelp. "Or I could run to the evil gent's room!" He whimpered and ran for the door.

Outside of the cave, Scarlett held a conch shell and grinned wickedly. "With any luck he'll be too scared to come out!" She chuckled and walked off into he forest.

"So, how we doing?" Rodney asked as he, Sky and Dave trekked down the corridor. Sky and Dave were on either side of the farm boy, arms crossed, looking the other direction.

Neither one of them responded. Rodney sighed. "Alright, I know you guys kinda hate each other, but immunity is pretty cool, right? So, let's work together and find that spire!" He cheered.

"Hey, maybe you and I could team up and take out Sky and then win immunity for ourselves!" Dave leaned in to tell Rodney, although he made it loud enough for Sky to hear.

"Says the guy who still likes me." Sky said, sticking her tongue out. "Seriously Dave, you need to get over me! I've gotten over you, and you need to do the same!"

(Outhouse Confessional- Let it gooooo!)

Sky- "I will not let Dave get between me and that million dollars! Losing the million that close to the finale last time was devastating! To go home because of him again would make me lose it! I still do have some feelings for him, but I need to push him out of my mind. The money and win is more important than Dave." She decided and took a deep breath.

Sky stormed off ahead of Dave and Rodney. They had entered a fancier looking hallway with a bookshelf on one side, a nice red carpet on the floor, and a large chandelier hung from above with kerosene lamps lighting the corridor.

Lightning and thunder still raged outside, competing with the rain for the most noise. Suddenly, one of the bolts of lightning struck the roof of the castle, just above the hallway Sky, Dave and Rodney were in.

All three of them screamed as the room shook slightly. The lamps above flickered and suddenly, the chandelier fell from its place on the ceiling and began to plummet directly above Sky.

(Outhouse Confessional- Looks like she's FROZEN in place!)

Chris McLean- "Of course all of the chandeliers were done with faulty wiring! How else could we encourage drama? The best way is to constantly put their lives in danger, or at least their well-being." He chuckled.

Sky screamed, closed her eyes, and held her hands out in front of her, preparing for impact. "Sky!" Dave cried. He ran forward and leaped through the air, knocking Sky out of the way just before the chandelier crushed her.

The two landed in a heap just behind the fallen chandelier, which had created a small blaze. "I don't think that fire is gonna stay small for long!" Rodney whimpered from the other side of the wreckage. The chandelier took up the entire hallway, so there was no way for him to make it across.

"Dave, I...I don't know what to-" Sky was cut off when the floor beneath them opened up and the two were sent down a trap door, screaming all the way.

"Oh man!" Rodney cried, watching the two fall. "I should get moving! Don't wanna let that immunity slip!" He said, and jogged back the way he came.

"So, when you gonna tell him that you like him?" Jasmine asked, playfully punching Samey's shoulder. "Oops! Sorry, that was kind of a hard punch!" She apologized.

"It's okay." Samey giggled, rubbing her shoulder. "But...I don't know. I just really don't want Amy to ruin anything with him. If I tell him I like him, she'll probably get him voted off, losing the race for him!"

"True, your sister can be a real witch!" Jasmine chuckled. "But I think you should try talking to him soon. Maybe we can get Amy voted off and then you'll have no problems!"

"Yeah, wishful thinking." Samey chuckled. "Amy always gets around everything, so even if we do vote her off, she might just return with Chris's help." She sighed.

"Oh come on, he's a nice enough guy, he won't fall for Amy's tricks." Jasmine waved it off.

"Yeah, but I really should tell you something..." She said nervously. "I-"

"I think I found it!" Jasmine exclaimed, cutting off Samey. Her head was peaked into an old wooden door as she held it open. "It's a stairwell! It must lead to the spire at the top with the lever!"

"Yay! We found our immunity!" Samey exclaimed. "Now we'll be safe from Amy's wrath! I'm pretty sure she has an alliance with someone." She explained.

Jasmine kicked the door open (Consequently knocking it off its hinges) and bolted through. She ran up the staircase, Samey not far behind.

"Hey little buddy, the door is off its hinges, it must be the door to the spire!" Samey heard Owen exclaim from the hallway.

"Might as well check it out." Noah said, jogging through the door and starting up the staircase as Owen followed.

"Hurry! Noah and Owen are coming!" Samey warned.

"What?! How'd they get here so fast!" Jasmine wondered, running harder.

"Noah! It's Samey and Jasmine! They're just ahead of us!" Owen told Noah.

"I know that Owen, I'm ahead of you." Noah said.

"Oh yeah."

Jasmine burst through the door at the top of the spire. Lightning flashed and the rain was pounding even harder, instantly soaking Jasmine's hair again. "Where is that lever?!" She cried searching the entire spire, but there was no lever.

"Did you guys win already?" Owen asked.

"No, we can't find the lever!" Samey said. "It's not here!"

"Leave it to Chris to make the lever impossible to get to." Noah said, pointing in front of them. Owen, Samey and Jasmine turned to see another spire across from the one they were on. On the side of it was a large metal lever sticking out from the stone bricks. There was no door to the spire.

"So this is the way to the immunity lever, but we need to get across to the other spire somehow." Jasmine deduced.

"Well, I suggest not falling." Noah said, looking down. "There seems to be a lack of land to fall on." The other three looked down to see that the castle wall stopped at the edge of a cliff, leading down into a dangerously deep gorge.

"How are we supposed to get across without killing ourselves?!" Samey cried.

"We've got to jump!" Jasmine said. "It's the only way! If you fall short, you can grab onto that small window ledge there!" She pointed to said window ledge which was just below the spire, out of reach of the lever.

"I'm taller and have more bendable legs, I think I'd better jump." Jasmine spoke up for she and Samey.

"Hey, I won't disagree with you." Samey answered, her eyes wide in fear upon looking at the long fall.

"Not to be rude or anything, but I think it'd be safer for all of us if I jump." Noah said, jabbing a thumb at his chest. "You're a bit too...round."

Owen chuckled and patted his belly fat. "Go Noah!" He cheered as both Jasmine and Noah got into a jumping position.

The ledge they were on was relatively small considering they were on a fairly small spire. Owen and Samey stayed behind in the stairwell, watching their partners getting ready to jump.

And then they went for it. Jasmine leaped forward at the same time as Noah. They both screamed as they hurdled closer to the second spire. "I'm too young to die! And knowledgeable!" Noah shrieked.

The bookworm fell short of the lever and clung to the window ledge just below. "Darn it!" he cursed.

Jasmine on the other hand managed to grab hold of the lever with one hand and yanked it down, clinging to the lever for dear life. Suddenly, red and orange fireworks shot from the spire, scaring the living daylights out of Jasmine.

"Congratulations Jasmine and Samey! You guys win today's immunity! All the rest of you losers can worry about who you're gonna vote for tonight, and it CAN'T be Jasmine or Samey!" Chris announced from the intercom.

"Yes!" Samey cheered from the stairwell as Owen sulked. "Don't worry, you guys did good too!"

"Aw, thanks!" Owen said gratefully and picked Samey up in a big bear hug, squeezing her until she could hardly breath.

"Um, is anyone gonna help?" Jasmine and Noah asked from their precarious positions on the spire.

The bonfire ceremony has started about ten minutes after the Haunted Castle challenge, so it was still night. Chris once again stood behind his oil drum with two plates of marshmallows. One rested on the face of the drum while the other sat in his hand.

The campers sat worriedly on the stumps behind the bonfire, waiting eagerly and not-so-eagerly to see who would be kicked off tonight.

"Here I have thirty-one marshmallows, and only thirty of you will receive a piece of sweat safety and goodness." Chris began. "When I call your name, you will receive your marshmallow and you will be safe. If your name is not called, then you're out! And you'll have to report directly to the Boot of Shame!" Chris said, pointing a finger at the large boot, waiting to kick someone. The camera panned over, and then panned back to the ceremony.

"The first marshmallows go to Jasmine and Samey." Chris said, tossing them both marshmallows. They both caught theirs with smiles and they shared a high-five as Amy glared at them from the other side of the seating arrangement.

"Owen and Noah! You both get marshmallows!" Owen caught his in his mouth gladly and Noah grinned as he caught his in his hands.

"Gwen, Trent, Brick and Tyler!" Chris continued, tossing marshmallows to the respected teens. Gwen reached up and caught hers while Trent looked ecstatic. He looked over at Gwen excitedly, but she was looking away, causing the musician to frown.

Tyler cheered and caught his, but Brick seemed slightly disappointed and his just bounced off of his neatly buzz-cut head. "Geoff, Bridgette, LeShawna, Harold and Jo! You are safe!" Chris tossed marshmallow to the five. Geoff and Bridgette shared a kiss after receiving theirs, Harold pumped a fist and Jo just grinned approvingly.

"Duncan, Scott, Courtney! The love triangle survives once again!" Chris said, adding that last part to irk Courtney. And boy was she irked. She glared at the host and caught her marshmallow, chewing on it angrily.

"Eva, Izzy, Heather, Cody!" Chris went on. All four of them caught theirs with content.

"Katie and Sadie!" Chris tossed marshmallows to both BFFFL's and they squealed in joy. "Amy!" he mean twin looked slightly shocked to receive a marshmallow, but caught it with a wicked grin.

"B, Dawn, Sky and Dave! Y'all are safe too!" Chris said, putting a slight southern accent on. Dawn sat crisscrossed and gladly caught hers. B shot a happy finger pistol at the host and grinned, popping the treat into his mouth. Sky and Dave refused to look at each other as they caught theirs.

"Scarlett and Rodney." Chris finished, tossing the next two marshmallows in their direction. Scarlett silently cheered and caught hers while Rodney pumped a fist and smiled happily.

"That brings us to our final two campers." Chris said, the camera focusing on Dakota and Max. "Dakota and Max. One of you has spent your last night on Total Dram Unfinished Business, and your second chance will be over."

Dakota's eyes widened in shock. "But! Max and Scarlett kept me captive the entire game!" She whined. "That's not fair!"

"I do not see why evil is on the chopping block." Max shook his head. "He clearly did nothing wrong."

"Yeah, sure." Chris rolled his eyes. He picked up the final marshmallow. "Tonight's last marshmallow goes to..."

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"Max." Chris concluded, tossing the last marshmallow to the pudgy scientist. "And Max avoids elimination once more!"

"Yes!" He cheered, catching his marshmallow and popping it into his mouth. "Yummy!"

Dakota's mouth was wide open, as well as Dawn's. "But...but why Dakota? She has done nothing wrong!" Dawn cried. "Oh, why didn't I foresee this in the tea leaves this morning? I am so sorry Dakota!"

"No! Not again! This can't be happening!" Dakota whined. "I don't wanna go yet! Daddy's not done coming up with a cure! I have to stay here!"

"Too bad Dakota, your daddy's money can't save you this time." Chris shook his head.

"Do not fear Dakota! I foresee good things to come! I unfortunately cannot describe what they are, but I see tints of pink and purple forming in your aura!" Dawn called out.

"Like, I don't know what that means, but thanks!" Dakota waved her off as Chef hauled the fame-monger off to the Boot of Shame.

"See ya later Freak-kotazoid!" Chris cackled as Dakota stood on the big red X.

"Hey! Why do you always have to be so mean? I'm gonna get daddy to sue you for everything you've done to me! Mutation, verbal harassment, and not to mention-" She was cut off when Chris pressed the button, sending the boot swinging down into Dakota's back, sending her flying into the starry sky.

She let out a scream that soon turned into a roar, indicating that she had formed into her Dakotazoid self in mid-flight. "Chris will pay!" She bellowed, and it rang in the night sky like a stinger.

"Well, that's another out and we're down to thirty contestants!" Chris declared, the camera focusing on him once more. "Who will be booted next in our second dishing of Halloween spirit? When will Duncan and Scott finally stop annoying Courtney? And WHO is Samey's crush?!" He wondered. "Hopefully some of these questions will be answered next time on Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!" He finished.

"Hey! Check all the footage from these last two episodes! I have got to figure out who she likes!" Chris shouted to someone off-screen.

(Voting Confessionals)

Amy- "Okay, so since Samey has immunity," She said with disgust, "I'll have to vote for someone else. I convinced Katie and Sadie that Dakota was a big threat, I mean, she can turn into a giant mutated monster. She has got to go." She said, jabbing a thumb behind her back.

Katie- "So like, Amy said we had to vote for Dakota, which kind of sucks because she's pretty cool, but like, Amy is our leader, so we did what she told us. Sorry Dakota!" She waved at the camera.

Sadie- "I really don't wanna vote for Dakota." She sighed. "But Amy threatened to kick us off if we didn't do what she said!" She whimpered. "So, I'm really sorry Dakota! You were cool while it lasted!" She waved sadly.

Jasmine- "Amy. No question. If she's gonna try to mess up Samey's opportune love life, then she needs to go! Seriously, this could be a big break through for Samey and we don't need her awful sister messing things up!"

Samey- "I'm voting for Amy, and for the first time, I have confidence in saying that! While she probably won't go tonight, I think this is a step forward!" She giggled happily.

Max- "Clearly Dakota is the one we should be voting for. She trashed my evil lair! Now Scarlett has to rebuild everything and it could take forever! My evil plots cannot wait that long!"

Scarlett- "After today's awful lab experiment with Dakota, I feel obligated to vote off Max. I don't care that it's a throwaway vote, it just feels right." She smiled wickedly.

Gwen- "Pretty cool challenge today! With any luck, tomorrow's will be something like Zombies or Vampires!" She grinned. "But either way I'm voting for Jo because she was my rival for today's challenge." She shrugged.

Jo- "Soldier Soggy shoved me into a bookcase trapdoor and cost me immunity! While I admire his tactics, I do not appreciate them being used on me! So what if I was taunting him, it'll toughen him up, so yeah, I'm voting for him!"

Brick- "Jo. No question! Tyler and I are tight now, and with this alliance, we might just be able to take her out at the right time." he grinned. "We just need more recruits!"

Votes:

Amy- Dakota

Katie- Dakota

Sadie- Dakota

Jasmine- Amy

Samey- Amy

Max- Dakota

Scarlett- Max

Gwen- Jo

Jo- Brick

Brick- Jo

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Dakota- 4

Amy- 2

Jo- 2

Max- 1

Brick- 1

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Voted Off – Topher, DJ, Ella, Alejandro, Anne Maria, Ezekiel, Dakota

Reason: The reason I chose only ten people to write for the Voting Confessionals is because if I wrote who voted for who for everyone, it would take literally forever. So I did it that way with the main contributors to Dakota's downfall, plus some other voters to keep things different. Speaking of which, her story is not done! The bonus episodes will contain plenty more of her battle, as well as more things that I shouldn't spoil, so stay on look out! You never know what will happen in this psychotic game! (MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!)

[1]- Any Gravity Falls fan will probably get this reference. It's from Little Gift Shop of Horrors aka their Halloween episode. Don't worry, I won't subject you to TAILS DESIGNED TO SELL MY MERCHANDISE!

[2]- Simpson's tree house of terror anyone? I just love doing that scene, and I have no shame for it! Don't you just love all these Halloweenie references?

[3]- Yup, basically the entire castle and most of the scenes in this episode were taken from The Ridonculous Race when they went to Romania in episode 7. It's probably my favorite episode, so I had to put it in! Also, this story takes place outside of the Ridonculous Race timeline, so Noah's deja vu with the castle was just for reference purposes only!

[4]- Ah, Crimson and Ennui. By far the best team in the Ridonculous Race (at least in my opinion), I just had to put a reference in here, similar to the Vlad The Impaler reference in the actual episode.

Quick thing before I leave you, if you don't already know The Kobold Necromancer has returned to fanfiction! Call it shameless advertising, but he's update Total Drama Battlegrounds again, and he's come out with a new Ridonculous Race story involving Noah and Crimson... I encourage you to check it out!

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