Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Total Drama characters that I choose to torture—I mean put in the story! They are merely here for mine, and your amusement. No profit is being made off of this (No one would would stoop as low as to pay me for this anyway) I give all credit to the creators of Total Drama, as well as Johnny Depp, because...well, he's Johnny Depp!
Notes From The Depths of Sarcasm- Huzzah! I have gotten another episode out on schedule! Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind! Anyway, it is now time for part one of part two of the Halloween episodes! Yeah, confusing. Since this episode has two parts, that means it's a VR, but which Halloweenie themed monster shall it be? I think the title gives it away...
Either way, the next chapter will for sure be posted on Halloween, or at least very close. Be sure to leave a review and hit that Favorite/Follow button if you haven't already done it! Do it with your nose! I dare you! ;)
Review Replies:
Zak Saturday: Wow. You caught just about every reference, including the ones I didn't talk about at the end! The [1] was actually originally from The Simpsons Tree house of Horror (I looked it up) and I think Phineas and Ferb used it as a reference. Good eye, that's actually where I got it from!
I wasn't sure many people would get the Mutant farm 2 reference, so I didn't talk about it, nice to see you got it though! I don't really watch ANT Farm that much, but I caught that episode and loved that part ;)
Smokescreen2814: Cool, I'm almost certain you'll love it! ;)
Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro: Glad that you got the references! Huh, maybe I was wrong and the Phineas and Ferb reference was its own. I could have sworn it was from The Simpsons, but maybe I'm right, maybe I'm not! XD
BooBooJohnson1: You can find the list of my favorite seasons on my profile, but I'd have to say Total Drama Island is my favorite. You can't top the original! The Ridonculous Race comes second and Total Drama World Tour comes third. I honestly don't know what you mean by the second question XD
Guest #1: Thanks! I do enjoy putting references into each episode, glad you caught the ones I didn't reference at the end of the chapter!
DSX62415: Well, nice ideas, but you'll just have to see how Eva decides to use her Immunity idol. Most of the eliminations are planned already, so I can't guarantee any of what you suggested.
TaitanoRules555: Thanks for all of the reviews! I see you've binge-read my story so far! XD Yeah, I was sad to see the Goths go, but I guess it was their time.
NerdyNightStocker: I believe Dakota was calm after destroying the Max clones because it was quite therapeutic. Most people love the references, so why stop? XD And yeah, the Goths are my favorites too, too bad they're gone :/
Commander Meat: Thanks! I'm glad you like my story! :D Yeah, I wrote their cameo before Loki joined the group, and I guess I forgot to add him :/ Also, thanks for the advice! I'll be sure to make my sentences more fluid ;)
Icetundra: Thanks! The horror challenges are always favorites to watch, and to write! Luckily, you'll be getting sort of a part 2 to the Halloween Madness! Also, I love Ridonculous Race too! Sort of disappointed about the winners, but meh, it was still an excellent spin-off! :D
Chapter 10 (Day 08, Part 1)- Zombie See, Zombie Do
"Previously on Total Drama Unfinished Business!" Chris began. "Our contestants competed in Part 1 of our Halloween themed challenge and boy was it frightening! Noah thought he'd lost Owen for good when the loveable lug wandered into a spiked coffin. Lucky for him, Owen managed to survive beyond all laws of physics and logic!" Chris chuckled as Noah's confused confessional was shown.
"Max and Scarlett kidnapped Dakota for their own nefarious schemes. Unfortunately, Dakota went full Dakotazoid on them and wreaked havoc on their secret lair. Meanwhile, Chef terrorized the campers as he captured several of them throughout the castle!"
"In the end, Jasmine and Samey won it for their team, beating out Noah and Owen who just weren't as athletic." Chris continued as footage of Noah and Jasmine leaping for the spire was shown. "At the totally dramatic elimination ceremony, Max decided Dakota had seen too much of his evil lair and decided to send her packing. Someone should probably tell him that Amy's alliance had more to do with it than he did." Chris grinned. "We've got thirty contestants left, find out who gets the boot this time around on Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!"
~Theme Song (I Wanna Be Famous)~
Scarlett grumbled to herself as she dusted away at the torn remains of Max's evil lair. She had already been forced to lug another bunk-bed into the cave, repair the lightning system, and dispose of any broken glass.
As of late, Max had ordered her to 'build more stuff'. Scarlett wasn't quite sure what 'stuff' meant, but she had installed an incinerator into the lair and was currently tossing in the broken remains of tables and other junk that was left in the tattered lair. She tossed one last shard of broken glass into her trash bag, and threw it down the incinerator with a fiery explosion.
"With any luck, Max will get eaten by a crocodile during his afternoon swim." Scarlett said to herself. "Although crocodiles are not indigenous to Canada, let alone North America, but I wouldn't put it past Chris to bring one in or construct another robot version of one." She shook her head.
She continued to sweep away at the purple shag carpet that was still in tact, mostly. The pile of curtains laying on the ground was folded up and tossed into the incinerator, followed by another fiery explosion.
Scarlett pushed away some more shattered beakers and test-tubes, as well as half of a table. Among the green goop that had exploded from the deceased Max clones was a small syringe with some glowing green and purple liquid inside it.
"What have we here?" She grinned, picking up the glass syringe. Miraculously, it hadn't shattered, but it was slightly cracked. Scarlett inspected it. "Dakotazoid mutagen." She grinned. The brainiac tucked it into her pocket, and continued sweeping up Max's destroyed evil lair.
Meanwhile at the Mess Hall, Noah and Owen sat at one of the wooden tables. The former had his head in his hand, a bored expression on his face. Next to him, Owen gobbled down trays of purple mush. Literally, he swallowed the tray with it.
"Does the tray taste better than the actual food?" Noah mused.
"Actually, it just needs some ketchup!" Owen said as he swallowed the tray with a burp. He grabbed about five ketchup packets from Noah's tray and gulped them down, not even bothering to take off the wrappers. He then snatched Noah's tray and ate that whole.
"Are you ever not hungry?" Noah asked. "Seriously, I think you should see a doctor about that. Eating plastic isn't healthy for the...uh, entire body." he advised.
Owen shrugged. "Call me up about it when I'm old, like my grandpa!" he chuckled.
"With the way you're eating, you probably won't live to see fifty." Noah remarked, rolling his eyes.
"Oh Noah, don't think about the downside to over-eating, think of the good things!" Owen said, grabbing Noah by the shoulder and pulling him in for a hug.
"Gah! Maybe I won't live to see fifty if you keep hugging me like this! You're gonna shatter my ribcage and damage my lungs!" Noah cried.
"Say, we could get a coffin together! Then, when they put us in it, I'll be hugging you, and then we'll be together forever!" Owen said.
"Now that's a frightening thought." Noah shivered. "Besides, Heaven won't take me, and hell's too scared of me." He mused.
"So you can live forever?" Owen asked. "Why haven't you told me?!"
"Oh, I must have forgotten to." Noah rolled his eyes. The bookworm got up from his seat at the table. "I'm gonna use the bathroom. Please, don't follow me." he told him. Noah left the cafeteria leaving Owen alone at the table.
"All right, it's time to score one with Izzy! All of Noah's training has to be paying off!" Owen thought to himself. "Just go up to her, tell her she's pretty, and say that you've been working out for the past couple days. No! Make it weeks." He nodded to himself and then got up from the table.
Izzy sat at the table on the other side of the Mess Hall. She sat by herself, and was currently mangling a fork with her teeth. "Hey there buddy ol' pal!" She said happily. "Please don't fart on me again."
"Um...y-you l-look really...witty – I mean pretty!" He corrected himself nervously. "I like your...nostrils." The loveable oaf was mentally kicking himself in the kiwis right now.
"Thanks! They're my favorite part of my face! Maybe even my whole body!" She giggled. "Nah, my favorite body part has to be my-"
"I've been working out the past few weeks!" Owen blurted, interrupting Izzy.
"Uh...I don't really-"
"Don't hurt me!" Owen cried. He put a hand to his eyes and ran out of the cafeteria, practically bawling his eyes out. He clobbered Noah, who was coming back from the bathroom, and the bookworm fell to the ground.
"Now I know how it feels to get hit by a truck." he mumbled as Owen sobbed his way towards the outhouse.
(Outhouse Confessional- You'll get her next time, Owen!)
Owen- "I don't know why, but every time I try to talk to Izzy things go horribly wrong!" He sighed. "Maybe the universe doesn't want us to be together after all."
The contestants were all gathered around the usual bonfire pit. In place of the stumps, oil drum, and bonfire was the Virtual Reality machine with all of its forty seats, headsets, and three large screens, as well as the seating area for anyone who got eliminated from the challenge.
"That's right, it's time for another Virtual Reality challenge!" Chris declared. Several of the contestants cheered.
"Omigosh! Yay!" Katie squealed. "I love these challenges because there's no pain in them!"
"Yeah, we would have installed pain, but the creator chose not to, and...we don't really know how to, so...you guys are lucky." Chris explained. "Guess that means more pain for the non-virtual reality challenges." He shrugged.
The teens groaned, no longer as happy as they had been. "Hey, it wouldn't be Total Drama without a little pain and suffering! Besides, we need to make it hard to win that million bucks!" he chuckled.
"Get on with the challenge!"Eva hollered from somewhere in the crowd of contestants.
Chris glared in her general direction. "I was going to before you so rudely interrupted me." He spat. "Anyway, today's VR challenge is an interesting one. Yup, it's Zombies!" He grinned.
There was a multitude of cheers and cries of horror. Katie and Sadie grabbed each other in terror while Bridgette, Cody, and Samey's eyes widened in fear. Gwen, Jo, Duncan, Eva, Izzy, and Scott among others pumped their fists or whooped in excitement.
"Yes! Zombies! Izzy wants a chainsaw, a gun, and a lead pipe!" she cackled, forming her fingers into claws.
"Okay, I take back everything bad I've ever said about you!" Duncan said, clearly excited. He cracked his knuckles. "I can't wait to take out a zombie with one punch!" He grinned. "Hear that Courtney? One punch!"
Courtney rolled her eyes and crossed her arms as Eva and Duncan high-fived. "Glad to see some of you are excited!" Chris said. "Now, for the rules!"
"For this zombified challenge, you'll be split into two teams! Once in the Virtual Reality machine, you'll spawn randomly with throughout the city, but don't worry, you'll be accompanied by a teammate!" Chris explained. "There's a fifty-fifty chance that you'll spawn with a weapon, but if you don't there's always something nearby! Remember: be resourceful!"
"Excuse me, how do we win this dumb game?" Heather asked quite snobbishly.
"Depending on what team you're on, you'll want to either make it to the top of McLean Hospital, or down to the Hatchet Docks." Chris continued. "As an added twist, both teams will be playing in the same world, so feel free to take out members of the other team if you'd like!" He winked. [1]
(Outhouse Confessional- Maybe their brains taste good with ketchup?)
Scarlett- "Methinks Chris is getting a bit too close to copyright issues for comfort." She shook her head. "Get to the top of a hospital?" She scoffed,
Jo- "This is gonna be-"
Gwen- "...The most therapeutic-"
Eva- "...challenging yet epic-"
Duncan- "...skull-smashing good time!" He chuckled wickedly.
Izzy- "And Izzy knows how to take them all out at once!" She grinned. "Quadruple chain-saw zombie massacre!" She cackled wildly.
Several of the teens gasped, but others like Eva, Duncan and Jo cracked their knuckles. "This is gonna be fun." Duncan grinned.
"If you get bit by a single zombie, you'll be okay for a little while, but the chances of finding a cure are slim. As long as you don't turn into a zombie before the rescue people arrive, you're golden." Chris told them. "Speaking of rescues, to summon your helicopter or life boat, you must set off a flare at your respected location. The problem is, those flares will direct the attention of every zombie in the area to you, so use it at the right time!"
"Is there friendly fire?" Jo asked, seeming a bit too happy about that.
"Yup, wouldn't want to miss out on those hilarious team kill moments! And before I forget, the winning team will get immunity, as well as the survivors of the losing team, so death will not be a good thing!" Chris said.
"Is that it? I wanna get to smashin' zombies with a baseball bat!" Scott chuckled.
"All that's left are the teams!" Chris deduced. "Team 1, you'll be known as The Undead. Dave, Max, Sky, Dawn, Duncan, Geoff, Harold, Eva, Trent, Gwen, Bridgette, Heather, Sadie, Samey and B. You guys need to get to the top of McLean Hospital and set off your flare for a helicopter!" Chris declared.
"That makes the rest of you; Tyler, Courtney, Noah, Katie, Izzy, Jo, Scott, Brick, Jasmine, LeShawna, Scarlett, Owen, Rodney, Cody, and Amy, The Corpse!" Chris listed. "You guys have to make it to the docks and set off a flare for a rescue-boat!"
"Wait...I'm not with Sadie!" Katie cried.
"What? Did you think you'd be on the same team for every challenge?" Chris asked with a slight laugh.
"Well...yeah, kinda." Katie answered.
"Too bad, I'm not giving in this time!" Chris shook his head. "It causes drama, and that's what this show needs. Can you believe people didn't like our past three seasons? I thought they were great!"
"THEY SUCKED!" Shouted nearly all the campers at once.
"Fine, sheesh!" Chris glared at them all. "I hope you all get eaten by zombies!" He stuck his tongue out at them and blew a raspberry. "Say, that reminds me! You guys need team captains!"
"I call team captain!" Eva and Duncan said at once. The both turned to face each other and glared the other down. "Don't you think I'll go easy on you because you're a girl!" Duncan hissed.
"Don't think I won't break your neck because you're a dork." Eva returned.
"HEY!" Chris shouted. "Neither of you are gonna be a team captain!" He said. "We've decided to bring in two past contestants for this very special challenge only! That's right, we're bringing in Shawn, the zombie freak, and Sam, the game freak!"
"Shawn!" Jasmine said, delighted.
"Jasmine!" Shawn cried as the yacht he stood on pulled up to the bonfire area. "You're not a zombie, are you?" He asked.
"No silly, but you do know you're going into a very real zombie virtual reality challenge, right?" She told him.
"WHAT!?" He panicked.
"Oh, did I forget to mention that?" Chris grinned. "Well, Shawn, seeing as Jasmine is on The Corpse, I guess you'll be their team captain! Which makes Sam team captain of The Undead."
"Hey, where's Dakota?" Sam wondered, searching the crowd of contestants for his girlfriend.
"She was just eliminated last night!" Chris chuckled. "How unfortunate! Well, you'll get to see her after the challenge is over." He shrugged.
Sam sighed. "Darn it, I really wanted to plunge into a zombie VR with her." He frowned. "Wait, does that sound wrong?"
"Well, you have your teams, you have your objective, it's time to commence zombification!" Chris declared.
"Actually, if we're entering the Virtual Reality, we won't become zombies right away. That would wait until you get bitten by one or more zombies." Scarlett corrected him.
"Do you have to ruin everything I say?" Chris whined. "Ugh, whatever. Just get in your seats and put your headsets on."
"There's no way I'm doing this!" Shawn cried. "I can't go right into a Zombie Apocalypse, that's my worst fear!"
"Yeah, don't care." Chris ignored him. "CHEF!" he called out. The beefy cook stormed over and grabbed Shawn and hauled the boy over his shoulder. He tossed him down into one of the VR seats, and slammed a headset on his head, but not before carefully strapping him into the seat. "The extra special seat it is for you them! Have fun!" Chris grinned. Shawn struggled and screamed, but to no avail. "Let's get this zombie thing on!" The host exclaimed, and pulled the lever, turning on the machine, and sending everyone's minds into the Virtual Reality world.
(The Undead – Duncan & Eva)
"Aw crap, I can't see anything!" Duncan complained as he felt around in the dark. "This bites!" He cursed.
Eva grasped the object that she held in her hand. "Ha! I started off with a baseball bat! It must've spawned with me."
"What?! No fair! How come you get a baseball bat and I get nothing?" Duncan whined. "Now this really bites." He kicked the ground in frustration and ended up hitting something hard and metal with a clang. "Ow!" He cried, holding his foot. "Where are we anyway? We need to find a light switch!"
"Maybe you should use the weapon you don't have!" Eva snickered.
"That's it!" Duncan snapped. "Give me that bat!" He reached for Eva's weapon, or at least in the direction of her voice.
"Fat chance of that!" Eva cackled. The two wrestled for a couple seconds, or at least tried to; it was difficult in the dark. Finally Duncan managed to get a grip on something.
Suddenly, the dim lights flicked on, revealing Eva's fingers on the light switch, and Duncan's hand on Eva's breast. "What the /Censored/ do you think you're doing?!" Eva raged.
Duncan looked down at his hand and realized what he was doing. "Aw crap! Don't tell Courtney!" he exclaimed, recoiling his hand. "Uh, it was dark, I couldn't see." He explained with a sheepish chuckle.
Eva gripped her baseball bat and clocked Duncan upside the head with it. "Sorry, it was dark, I couldn't see." She grinned as Duncan rubbed his chin.
"Man, am I glad there are no pain sensors in these VR's." Duncan moaned. "Although my chin is numb." He glared at the fitness buff. "Let's just get moving. We're on the same team, and I need a weapon."
Eva glanced at a metal pole in the center of a stage, some chairs and tables scattered around the room. Most of the equipment was damaged or stained with brown, red, and green substances.
"Is that..."
"Yup, it's a-"
"Don't say it!" Eva snapped, cutting Duncan off.
"Fine, whatever." Duncan rolled his eyes. "Stupid strip club, nothing useful in here!"
"I spawned with a baseball bat." Eva corrected him. "That's useful." She grinned.
"That's it, gimme that!" Duncan snapped again.
"Do you really want me to clock up upside the head again?" Eva asked.
(The Corpse – Noah & Katie)
"SADIE! I MISS YOU!" Katie bawled, tears streaming from her eyes. The BFFFL continued to cry her eyes out, choking out sobs and sniffs.
Noah rolled his eyes. "Get a grip Katie, she's not dead! Even if she dies, it's just a VR, you'll see her in like, 22 minutes, jeez." Noah muttered.
"B-but, I m-miss-" Katie blubbered, deep breaths and tears in between.
Noah face-palmed. "Why'd I have to be stuck with one of the squealing dolphins?" He wondered. "I'd rather have Heather as a partner. At least I could shoot her right away."
"Well that's hurtful." Katie frowned. "Why do you always have to be so mean and sarcastic all the time?" She asked him.
"I've developed this attitude because I'm the youngest of nine brothers. You'd think the youngest would get more attention, but nope. You'd be wrong." he sighed. "All my brothers are like, athletes or whatever, and my parents are always all over them. Did I ever get recognition for winning the Spelling Bee, Geo Bee, and Class President? Nope. My parents didn't even show up for any of those." He grimaced. "Does that answer your question?"
"You could, like, seriously use a girlfriend." Katie said. "Someone who would comfort you when your family treats you like crap."
"Yeah well, it's not like I'm gonna meet an awesome girl on a reality show. I'd probably just get eliminated because of her anyway." he remarked.
Katie giggled. "You're funny! Oh, and thanks for helping to keep my mind off of Sadie." She smiled.
"Glad you like my life story, now, let's find something we can use as a weapon. I think we're in some restaurant." Noah said. "There's probably something in the kitchen."
The two teens moved through the tattered restaurant. Several tables and chairs were knocked over, some of the booths were damaged and the lights constantly flickered on an off. Some of the windows were smashed out, and a small fire raged outside.
"Wow, they really let this place go." Noah observed. He entered the kitchen first, and saw several stoves, ovens, cabinets, and other things you might find in a kitchen.
"Hey, maybe there's something in the freezer!" Katie suggested.
"No!" Noah cried as the sweet girl opened said freezer. The cold air hit them like a ton of bricks and Katie shivered. "Well, it's a good thing there are no zombies in there. There are almost always zombies in the freezer, at least in video games."
"So, you're a gamer, are you?" Katie asked. "Cool, I love video games too!" She gushed. "One time, my friend Kitty and I played Rock Maniac for three days straight! Yeah, it probably wasn't my best moment." She admitted. [2]
"Really? I never found you to be the gamer type." Noah shrugged. "Also, why weren't you playing with Sadie? I thought you spent every possible second together."
"Well, Sadie doesn't really like video games that much, plus, she and her family were on a vacation to Whistler for a few days. It was really sad when they were gone." Katie explained. "I would have gone with her, but-"
She was cut off when there was a low growling sound. Katie and Noah both looked into the freezer to see a pair of sick, yellow eyes stare at them in the dark. Katie screamed as the zombie lurched closer.
It had pale, almost sickly green skin with greasy hair and a few red boils on its face and arms. It wore an apron, which was ripped and splattered with what looked like dried blood. The zombie was missing a shoe, and its fingernails and toenails were long and sharp. The teeth of the undead creep were just as gross, looking worn and yellow.
Noah thought quickly and grabbed a knife from the counter and hurled it at the zombie. The knife embedded itself into the zombie's chest and the undead cook let out a moan. Katie screamed again and grabbed the crowbar that was used to lock the fridge. She inched closer to the zombie and swung at it, taking its head clean off.
"Ew! So gross!" She cried, turning away from the severed head that sat in the freezer next to some meat.
The rest of the body fell to the ground next to the head, bleeding from the neck. Katie's cheeks puffed as if she was about to barf, and she ran out of view from the freezer, swallowing her puke.
"Wow, nice skills! I'd keep that crowbar if I were you, it's a good weapon." Noah advised. The bookworm searched through the place and came across a cabinet. "Score!" he grinned, pulling out a meat-cleaver.
He wielded it and chucked it at the wall. The slicing tool was embedded in the wall, and Noah walked over and yanked it out. "Well, we both have weapons, shall we go and take out some more zombies?" He asked.
(Outhouse Confessional- Zombie down! Zombie down!)
Katie- "Okay, so I never noticed it before, but Noah's kind of cute. Not to mention, he's really funny!" She giggled. "I wonder if he likes me..."
Noah- "Nope. Sorry Katie, but I don't like you. But hey, things change, you never no." he said. He paused and then burst out laughing. "She is a hardcore gamer, I'll giver her that."
(The Undead – Dawn & Samey)
"Okay, this is seriously creepy." Samey shivered. The two had spawned in the park, and the dim, sickly-looking clouds cast a dark shadow over the abandoned city. "At least you're here." She gushed. "Wait, we're friends right?"
"Of course we are Samantha!" Dawn chirped. "Don't ever doubt you have friends. Just because your sister told you that no one ever loved you when you were little, doesn't mean it's true. You must stop believing everything your sister says."
"Uh, you can call me Sammy." Samey offered. "Or Samantha, I guess that works too." She chuckled nervously. "And Amy said no one will ever love me either."
"Sammy, your aura is a beautiful teal that matches your eyes. There are bits of pink and purple being kept away by a cage of red and black. That black is your sister." Dawn told her. "You must break away from her, or you will be consumed by her darkness."
Samey looked horrified. "What do you mean?" She asked her aura-reading friend.
"I mean, if you let Amy tear apart your soul and damage it even more, you may be consumed by darkness and shrouded in fear and sadness." Dawn explained.
"So you're saying if I let Amy continue to bully me, I might get depressed?" Samey wondered.
Dawn nodded. "More than depressed. I'd rather not say, it'll only damage your soul even more, and your soul is pretty torn up already." Dawn said sadly.
"What can I do to repair it? Is breaking away from Amy gonna be enough?" Samey asked. "This aura stuff is really confusing."
"To the mortal being maybe, but I am one with nature, thus I understand." Dawn giggled. "And yes, there's something else you need to repair your tattered soul." She began. "Love."
"Love? But-"
"No buts. Love is what you need. Friendship isn't enough. Being friends with Jasmine and I is only the first step. Next, you need someone else."
"A boyfriend?" Samey suggested.
"Perhaps." Dawn smiled warmly. "I see clusters of certain people dotted around in your aura. Maybe it wouldn't be too bad an idea to pursue one of them." She winked.
"Okay, your aura reading is kind of scaring me. More than this Zombie VR." Samey shivered. "And please, can you keep that a secret! I don't want my sister to find out about it."
"You have many secrets Samantha, and trust me, I won't reveal them, but maybe you should." Dawn said, and turned around to search the park.
"O-okay..." Samey nodded. "Um, I guess we should probably find some weapons or something, in case any zombies find us. I mean, we are in a park."
"Brilliant idea, Sammy!" Dawn smiled. "Unfortunately, I don't think we'll find such luxury weapons in a park. Perhaps we should search through downtown."
"Without a weapon?!" Samey cried. "There will be zombies downtown for sure! We've gotta find something!" Samey reached into her pockets. "Wait a second!" She pulled out a dagger. "At least this will be useful for something, heh-heh. Maybe you could break a branch off a tree and use that temporarily."
Dawn seemed to penetrate Samey's soul, as if she was thinking deep about something. "Oh!" She exclaimed, snapping back to reality (or rather virtual reality). "Sorry, I refuse to harm nature, even if it is in a virtual reality world. I cannot bring myself to do it." She shook her head.
Samey shrugged. "Suit yourself! But you'd better find a weapon soon, I think I hear zombies." Samey told her. The two friends then began wandering through the park for better weapons, or weapons at all for that matter.
(Outhouse Confessional- What was Dawn thinking about?)
Dawn- "Oh, it's worse than I feared! With Dakota gone, I'll need to pay extra attention to Sammy. She's not going anywhere." She shook her head. Her voice then turned more serious and slightly frightened. "But I feel something down inside is brewing. That knife did not spawn with the game."
(The Corpse – Scarlett & Izzy)
"Woo-hoo! Paired with hot murder chick!" Izzy grinned. "Where are we anyway?"
"It would appear we're in a hospital." Scarlett observed. "Considering the hospital beds, IV stands, and the large horde of zombies wearing nightgowns."
"Sweet!" Izzy exclaimed. The psychotic red-head (Izzy, not Scarlett) bounded out of the hospital room and down the hall where she came face to face with at least eight zombies. Scarlett poked her head out of the room and face-palmed.
"Please don't go and get killed by those zombies. I'd rather have someone I can push into danger when needed." Scarlett requested.
"Don't worry! You can push me into a horde of zombies if you want, but there ain't no way Izzy's gonna die when she's got one of these!" She cackled maniacally. Izz held up a yellow chain saw and pulled the cord, revving it up. She let out a wild and psychotic fit of laughter and went at the zombies. Scarlett watched with a grin forming across her face.
(Outhouse Confessional- Night of the Living Izzy. Now that's scary!)
Scarlett- "I see a lot of myself in Izzy. Well, not the crazy and annoying part, but the love for weapons, explosives, and of course murder." She grinned. "She'd make a fine addition to my alliance. Of course, I've already come up with an order of who to boot when needed." She said, pushing her glasses up onto the bridge of her nose.
"Izzy is an obvious expendable player. I can count on her for a vote, but that blabber mouth of her's is what's the problem. She'll be useful for long enough, but after Max is out of here, she'll be the next to go." She deduced. "Next goes Eva. She's loyal, rather smart, but has a bit of a temper issue. I can guarantee her for a while, but soon she may turn into the lone wolf, and I don't need that. When that happens, she'll be next." Scarlett said, jerking a thumb behind her.
"That leaves Noah. He's brilliant, sarcastic, and witty, quite like myself." She grinned. "Complimenting his brain and thinking like him will secure his vote, but the one thing that I might have trouble with is his intelligence. He may be too smart for his own good. If that's the case, he may figure out my entire plan, so he's more of a wild card." She shrugged. "Everyone else in the game is expendable."
Izzy- "Okay, imagine riding a hot-dog car through New York City with the glove compartment full of mustard and multiply that feeling by a thousand! That's what it feels like to cleave through a horde of zombies with a chainsaw!" She said dreamily. [3]
Izzy had already cut apart the limbs of three zombies, the arms and legs scattered through the hall with stains of blood splattered against the wall. Shockingly enough, Izzy held up the chainsaw threateningly to the other five zombies, and they began to turn around and lurch away from her.
"Oh no you don't, no zombie is avoiding the chainsaw!" She cackled. She did a boomerang toss of the chainsaw, and it cleaved all five zombies in half, and then flew back into Izzy's hands. "That's how you get it done!" She grinned.
"That was surprisingly efficient." Scarlett complimented, walking up towards Izzy. "I have an idea before we search for a weapon for myself."
"Ooh! What is it?" Izzy asked excitedly, swinging her chainsaw around, causing Scarlett to flinch.
"I'll tell you if you lower your chainsaw." She deadpanned. Izzy did so. "Alright, well, if I am correct, this must be McLean hospital. If it is, this is where the other team has to go." She grinned.
Izzy quickly ran into one of the rooms and shattered the window with an IV stand. She leaned out and looked up. "Yup! There's a giant Chris head branded on the side of the hospital." Izzy said. She ran back into the hallway to listen to the rest of Scarlett's plan.
"Excellent. So, Chris said that the other team has to get to the top of this hospital and set off a signal flare for their helicopter rescue." Scarlett recalled. "So, if we want to win this challenge, maybe we should sabotage the other team." She explained. "All we have to do is set of the flare and thousands of zombies will flock to the hospital!"
"Awesome! But how are we gonna get out of the hospital with all the zombies flocking to it?" Izzy asked.
"True...well, I'm sure we'll think of something. Now, let's go! We've gotta set it off early so the other team has no way to get to the hospital without being attacked by zombies." Scarlett said, and with that, the two ran down the hall.
(The Undead – Geoff & Bridgette)
"Sweet G & B for the W-I-N!" Geoff cheered, puling Bridgette in for a kiss. "We got this, we'll just cleave through the zombies, no problem!"
"Uh, Geoff... can we try not to kill as many zombies as possible? I just don't like the thought of killing anyone or anything, even if they are undead and trying to kill us." Bridgette admitted.
"Don't worry babe, leave the zombie killing to me!" Geoff grinned. "If you want, I won't kill any zombies unless I have to."
"Thanks." Bridgette smiled, and the two shared a kiss that seemed to last a bit too long.
"Say, where are we anyway?" Geoff wondered.
He looked around at piles of lumber and bricks. The place was old and dusty. "Hello?" Geoff called out, receiving about five echos.
"I think we're in a warehouse." Bridgette inferred. "Let's move faster, I have a bad feeling about this place." She shivered.
"Dude! Awesome!" Geoff exclaimed, running over to a pile of broken and cracked bricks. He dug through it for about five seconds and pulled out a sledgehammer. "Perfect zombie defense weapon!" He grinned, swinging it.
"I think I see something in that pile of wood." Bridgette pointed. She jogged over to it and pulled out a pistol. She shrieked and dropped it, letting out a loud, echoing clang throughout the warehouse.
"Dude! Score!" Geoff cheered, running over to join his girlfriend. "If you don't want the gun, I'll take it and you can have the sledgehammer for protection." He offered.
Bridgette nodded. "I just don't like guns. They remind me of hunting animals." She sighed. "You can have it, I'll take the sledgehammer." The two exchanged weapons.
"Cool! There's still ammo in it too!" Geoff grinned. "Now, let's go! Warehouses are usually down by the docks, so we've got a long way to go if we want to get to the hospital."
(Outhouse Confessional- Hospital Hospitality)
Bridgette- "Geoff's so cool! I know he loves video games, usually ones that involve shooting things, and he was okay with not killing zombies unless we had to! He really does think of others." She smiled.
Geoff- "Bridgette is an ubber-babe, and she can be tough when she wants to, like a few days ago when she saved Rodney's life from that jellyfish! So yeah, I'll give her break if she needs it." he grinned.
(The Corpse – Jasmine & Shawn)
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Shawn screamed. He ran around in circles, arms flailing behind him. "ZOMBIES! We'regonnadiethisismyworstnightmarehowcouldChrisdothis!" He shrieked about as fast as an auctioneer.
Jasmine sighed and held out her foot, tripping the zombie nut. "Jasmine?! What was that for! You're gonna have me killed by zombies!" He cried.
"Shawn, it's a Virtual Reality. You won't die, the zombies aren't real, and there is no pain." Jasmine reminded him. "Just have fun cleaving away at the undead!"
"But...the graphics are really good. If I get eaten it'll look real and scary! Not to mention, if I die, I'll feel like a Zombie Survivalist failure!" He whined.
"Shawn!" Jasmine exclaimed, slapping him across the face about three times. "You're gonna be fine! If anything, you should be the one to survive this VR! Plus, you can head right back to Playa des Losers after this is over!"
"I'm glad you can't feel pain in these." He moaned, rubbing his numb cheek. "But I guess you're right." he breathed heavily. "And if I go down, I wanna go down fighting a horde of zombies!" He declared.
"That's the spirit, now, look what I spawned with!" She sang. She held up two machine guns and grinned at her boyfriend. "Here," She tossed one to Shawn, "I can't believe I got two of them!" She chuckled.
"Awesome!" Shawn caught his machine gun and aimed at a brick wall. They were currently in a dark alleyway, and the smell of the dead was strong. Or it could have been the dumpsters that sat next to them.
"Alright, let's go and shoot some dead buggers!" She exclaimed. She held up her machine gun, ready to fire at any moment, as did Shawn.
There were several low groaning noises and the couple turned to face a horde of about fifteen zombies lurching towards them. They were a cluster crossing in the crosswalk for some reason. "This ain't New York you undead freaks!" Shawn screamed. He let out a war cry and ran for the zombies, leaving Jasmine kind of shocked. Shawn pulled the trigger on his machine gun, firing several rounds of bullets at the zombies. Jasmine joined him.
Zombies went down, dropping like flies. One was shot in the eye, and their head seemed to explode with disgusting yellow puss. Jasmine's cheeks puffed as if she was about to puke. She swallowed it and stuck her tongue out in disgust. "I didn't know you could barf in a VR world." She moaned.
Several more zombies were take down, bloody bullet holes shot through their torso, legs, arms, and necks. Shawn let out another war cry as he took down the last zombies. He raised his gun above his head with both hands. "I am SHAWN! Destroyer of EVIL!" he cried.
"Calm down, it's just a video game." Jasmine rolled her eyes. There was more groaning and Jasmine turned to see another horde of zombies. "Why did we have to spawn in the middle of the city?" She wondered.
Shawn wasn't listening. He ran for the horde of zombies. "Shawn! What are you doing?!" Jasmine exclaimed. Shawn fired wildly at the zombies as the got a little to close to him for comfort.
Jasmine fired at the zombies too, trying to avoid hitting Shawn. One of the zombies grabbed Shawn by the arm and he screamed. "Get it off me! Get it off me!" He panicked, waving his arms up and down, accidentally hitting the zombie in the head.
The zombie's head came clean off, and the waving of Shawn's arms ripped the arms from their sockets, leaving them attached to Shawn's arm. Well, at least they were until he shook his arm again, letting them fly off and hit a building, splattering the window with blood.
Jasmine finished off the rest of the zombie horde and looked around. "I don't hear any more zombies, but knowing the noise of that battle, there'll surely be more!" She observed. "I think we should find silencers for our guns, or at least a melee weapon."
"Good idea." Shawn nodded. "Sorry for running into the horde, I just got caught in the moment." He breathed.
"No problems, at least you weren't bitten or scratched. Knowing Chris, he probably incorporated some B-movie zombie rules." She rolled her eyes.
"Wow, I'm surprised you know a lot about zombies!" Shawn chuckled. "I thought I was the zombie nut of the relationship!"
"Well, you could say I have a thing for zombie movies." She giggled. Suddenly, they heard another low growling noise. "Oh come on! More zombies?"
Shawn and Jasmine turned around to face the horde. But it wasn't a horde of zombies. They saw a pair of large, pale green muscular legs that ended in long, clawed feet. They looked up to see similarly muscled arms that ended in shard claws. The creature wore ripped pink pants that barely fit, as well as a tube-top that was about five sizes too small.
The monster had two long collarbones on either side of their neck that jutted out. The head was huge with sharp teeth, yellow eyes and a short, spiky green hairdo. Zombie Dakotazoid roared at the two survivalists, blowing their hair back.
Jasmine and Shawn took one look at the zombified former contestant and screamed their heads off, running the opposite direction down several street corners. Dakota roared again and stomped after them, her roar booming through the city.
(Outhouse Confessional- What's cooler than a Zombie Dakotazoid?)
Jasmine- "Alright, I never was much of a zombie nerd until I started dating Shawn. When he was away, I decided to brush up on my knowledge and watch a couple zombie movies, but they turned out to be so good!" She exclaimed. "I couldn't stop watching them, I even watched the B-movies and pointed out all the flaws in them!" She chuckled. "I'm not obsessed like Shawn is, but hey, zombies are pretty cool."
Shawn- "What could be wore that a zombie Dakotazoid?! That thing was even scarier than both hordes of zombies combined! I'll never look at Dakota the same way again." he gulped.
A montage of spawning scenes is played out, starting with Scott and LeShawna of The Corpse, who spawned in a Movie theater. Scott was armed with a crossbow of all things, and LeShawna had a crowbar. Scott accidentally fired the crossbow, and LeShawna ducked just in time, or she'd have an arrow through her head. She looked up at the arrow embedded in the movie screen and she turned and glared at Scott who smiled sheepishly.
Trent and Gwen of The Undead spawned together in a mall. Trent immediately found the music shop and wielded a guitar. Gwen raised an eyebrow at this, and held up a rifle. She shrugged and the two ran down the escalator, which was basically a flight of stairs since the power was out and it wouldn't move.
Brick and Tyler of The Corpse spawned in an Amusement Park. A zombie clown came towards them and Tyler screamed and hid behind Brick, who cleaved through the clown with an ax he had spawned with.
Heather spawned with Sadie, and neither of the members of The Undead were too terribly happy about this. Sadie stuck her tongue out at Heather behind her back and the Queen Bee just scowled as she searched the apartment complex for any sort of weapon. Sadie managed to find a pistol in the bathroom of all places, and Heather found a sledgehammer under a couch.
Finally, Harold and Sam of The Undead spawned together, they scowered the baseball stadium, but came up with only a baseball bat and an umpire helmet. Sam wore the helmet for protection, and Harold wielded the baseball bat. The two set off into the city to find a weapon for Sam.
(The Corpse – Courtney & Amy)
"Ew! Museums are old and gross." Amy complained, sticking her tongue out in disgust. "Too bad samey isn't here, she'd be an excellent person to throw into a horde of those ugly undead creeps! I mean, she's useless anyway." She shrugged.
"Okay, I know you are a worthy adversary, but why are you always so mean to your sister?" Courtney asked. "I don't think she's that bad."
"You're taking Samey's side? Don't make me hate you!" Amy said rather rudely, turning around and crossing her arms.
"No, that's not what I'm saying at all! Don't get me wrong, you're definitely the better twin, but I don't think berating and bullying your sister is going to help your chances. Believe it or not, most of the people here don't tolerate that kind of behavior. Not to mention, you've been a pretty big jerk to most everyone here." Courtney pointed out.
"So what do I do? I wanna win this thing, but Samey's gonna get in the way of that!" Amy whined.
"Well, I suggest being a bit nicer to people so they don't constantly want to vote you off. Take a look at Heather, she's avoided elimination more times than all the other Total Drama villains combined." Courtney suggested.
"Ew, being nice is gross! It makes you looks weak, and other people take advantage of you!" Amy said with disgust.
"It doesn't have to be sincere. Just be kind to them, and then conspire to eliminate them." Courtney shrugged.
"Hm...you're pretty smart. Perhaps you'd like to join my alliance?" Amy asked.
"Well, it depends on who's in it." Courtney said.
"Katie and Sadie. Those two were stupid enough to join, so I took advantage." She grinned. "I'm not saying you're stupid. I think you could be the brains of the operation. Well, besides me, I'm the pretty one and the leader." She explained.
Courtney thought for a moment. "I don't know. I'm kind of trying to fix my image right now. After the All-Star season, I went online for a bit, and you would not believe the threats I've been getting." She gulped. "Those website comments should really be monitored."
"Why should you care about what dumb online losers think? They just have no life, so they harass people online." Amy reasoned. In her head, Courtney was thinking about how Amy did this on a regular basis, only not on a computer-screen.
"I don't really care about them, but I'd rather not let hate ruin my chances at winning, you know?" Courtney told her.
"Good idea...well, think about it. I promise I won't make you do anything bad. This alliance is all about image." She grinned. "Well, that and secrecy. Tell no one about this talk." She warned.
Courtney nodded and ripped a bone from a T-Rex skeleton, accidentally sending it crashing down. The CIT jumped back with the large femur in hand and looked at the pile of dinosaur bones. "Oops...well, at least I've got a makeshift weapon." She shrugged.
"Ew! Let's get out of here, this place is full of history, and I hate history." She cringed, and stormed out of the museum. Courtney just raised an eyebrow and followed.
(Outhouse Confessional- Evil Alliance to be Terminated! E.A.T! Yum)
Courtney- "Okay, Amy's alliance suggestion is tempting. I've worked with her before when helping out Heather to get rid of Alejandro, and it worked pretty well. I just don't want to be related to all the backstabbing this season, so I'm still thinking about it." She sighed.
(The Corpse – Cody & Jo)
"The beach, eh?" Jo observed. "Just means we're closer to the Docks!" She grinned.
"Sweet! We won't have to run into too many zombies on the way there!" Cody cheered. "Kinda too bad actually, I was looking forward to using this." He held up a rusty machete.
"Nice weapon! At least it'll cleave through those beach-goers." Jo said, pointing to about three zombies that lurched towards them. Two of them were vaguely female, with long ratty hair and both were wearing bikinis. The third one wad a dude with scruffy, oily yellow hair. It wore a speed-o, causing Jo cringe and Cody to look in horror.
"Glad my mom never made me wear one of those!" he said, disgusted. Cody went up to the three zombies and slashed at them with his machete, cutting the male zombie in half. "Wow, these guys are easy to kill!" He exclaimed.
He turned to see the two female zombies. A faint grin formed on his face as his eyes rested on their breasts, which were barely covered by their bikinis. "Just kill them already and stop ogling their boobs!" Jo scolded.
Cody snapped out of his daze and cut off the head of one of the zombies, and beat the other with the side of the machete. "Those two were pretty hot." he chuckled. "Kinda makes me wish they weren't undead."
Jo rolled her eyes as they continued down the beach. "I think I see the docks down there." She pointed to a set of large wooden shipping docks with large cargo boxes and cranes sitting there. A couple fishing boats with foghorns on them sat there, but most of them appeared to be mostly torn apart, broken, or not seaworthy. Not to mention, most of the sails were ripped or torn.
"Wait a second...this is too easy! There's gotta be something wrong with this." Cody shook his head. "But I can't figure out what."
Jo turned to face the ocean and saw bubbles very close to the shore. "What the..." She wondered. Seconds later, the water exploded, sending a shower of water raining down on them. Jo looked up to see a zombified shark leaping at them, bloody yellow teeth bared. One of its eyes was hanging from the socket in a horrific manner, while the other eyes was glazed over. Its skin was a pale green with tints of sickly yellow, rather than the usual blue and gray.
Jo screamed and shoved Cody into the beast and ran further inland. Cody's screams filled the beach as the zombie shark mauled is wimpy body. "Well, better him than me." She shrugged and jogged towards the docks, leaving Cody's mangled body on the beach. The zombie shark munched on his arm and swam out to sea.
"What am I doing?!" She cried, stopping in her tracks. "What have I done?" She looked at Cody's lifeless, bloody body. His left arm was torn off, and both his legs were barely in their sockets. His face was a bloody mess, the only thing distinguishable was his horrified expression.
Jo came closer to the Corpse and bit her lip. "I almost forgot his machete! Excellent weapon!" She exclaimed, picking up the rusty sword. With that, she left Cody and ran towards the docks once more.
(The Undead – Max & B)
The two scientific geniuses, or at least one of them was, had spawned in a five-story parking garage with a mechanic at the bottom. "Excellent! These wrenches and hammers will make perfect weapons once put together!" Max declared.
B gave a thumbs up and nodded. Max tinkered around a bit with the two hammers, two wrenches, and some wires, bolts, and other mechanical tools.
B was working on his own device. He took two sledgehammers and took off the heavy stone hammer end, leaving the handles. Then, he took two knives that he had spawned with, and screwed them into the handles, which he had also screwed together.
The result was a double-ended saber. B swung it around like a bo-staff, creating a deadly and sharp weapon. Max held up his hammer weapons, which were basically just a hammer taped to a wrench.
"How did you make that so quickly?!" Max cried. "It's amazing! But not as amazing as my wrenchmmers!" Of course as he said this, one of the hammers collapsed from the tape that held it to the wrench. "Okay, maybe you win this one." Max stuck his tongue out at B.
B said nothing in reply. "Come on, don't you give me the silent treatment!" Max snapped. "I complimented you!"
B still said nothing. "Don't just stand there and be useless! Say something! Anything!" He shouted, flailing his hand sin the air.
Once again, B remained silent. Max narrowed his eyes. "I DEMAND YOU CALL EVIL THE MOST SUPREME EVIL THERE EVER WAS! DO IT!" Max screamed, letting it echo through the parking garage.
B sighed and shrugged. He opened his mouth to speak, but was cut off when a strange car horn sounded, creating an even louder echo through the garage. B covered his ears and looked to see a zombie at the wheel of the motor vehicle.
Max gasped. "RUN!" He wailed and ran for his life through the parking garage. B watched as the zombie drove straight for them. He was slightly confused as to how the zombie was driving, considering it was missing an eye, an arm, and its brains were mush.
The car sped up and ran right at B. The silent inventor just smiled smugly and stepped out of the way as the car rocketed past him. Said car crashed right into one of the cement barriers of the garage, and plummeted out of the space.
(The Undead – Sky & Dave)
"Oh come on! Why are we always paired up?!" Dave screamed in frustration. He kicked the refrigerator in the kitchen and realized that it hurt. He cried out in pain and held his foot. "Stupid fridge!" he cursed.
Sky rolled her eyes. "Ugh, we're in a McRonald's." She said with disgust. "This is the worst food to eat if you're an athlete. It's the worst food to eat period!" [4]
"Wait, we're in a McRonald's?!" Dave shrieked. "Gah! So unhealthy! So dirty! So unsanitary!" He ran around in circles screaming.
"DAVE!" Sky shouted. "It's a video game, there are no germs! Second of all, we should be worried about the zombies!" She pointed to the McRonald's workers who were zombies still in their uniforms.
Zombie customers moaned about in the restaurant, several of them carried tray of food. Dave screamed and continued to run around in terror.
Sky sighed and grabbed a spatula from the counter next to her. She stabbed one of the zombie cashiers with it. Unfortunately, the spatula did absolutely nothing. "There's gotta be something here we can use!" She cried. She looked around but couldn't find anything useful.
And with that, Sky and Dave hugged each other in terror. "HELP!" They screamed as the zombie customers and zombie workers closed in on them.
(The Corpse – Rodney & Owen)
"Why are the zombies already chasing us?!" Rodney wondered as he and Owen ran from the horde that chased them down the streets. Rodney was much faster than Owen, who was lagging behind.
"Maybe because Chris programmed it?" Owen suggested.
"Come on man! Pick up the pace! You don't wanna lose this early in the game!" Rodney hollered.
"Yes I do! Owen's out, peace!" Owen panted. He fell over on the sidewalk and the horde of zombies lurched forward. Rodney watched in terror as they began to poke at Owen.
"Oh! That tickles!" Owen giggled. Suddenly, the zombies started biting and scratching at him. "Gah! That doesn't!" Owen began screaming and Rodney ran away in terror. "Oh the horror!" The loveable lug cried.
(The Corpse – Scarlett & Izzy)
"Well, that took longer than expected." Scarlett observed as the two red-heads made it to the top of the hospital, via the door on top of buildings with flat roofs that nobody knows the name of. "But, we made it, and it doesn't look like the other team has made it remotely close." She looked over the side of the building, and saw no teams making their way to to main entrance.
Izzy ran over to the flare launcher, which was next to a small room on the top of the building. "Here it is! Do I set it off?" She asked.
"Not just yet, first, we need to find a way off of this hospital when the flare does go off." Scarlett told her. "And I think I have an idea." The brainiac walked over to one of the wooden chests inside the small room that apparently operated the flare launcher.
She opened it up and searched inside. "The chests are bound to have something useful." She deduced. "Aha!" She pulled out a machine gun and aimed outside the door. "This will quite nicely for a weapon." She grinned. "And here's our escape!"
Scarlett pulled out a grappling-hook. "All we need is a makeshift T-bar. And I have an idea." She said. The brainiac ran back down the door on the roof and into the hospital. A few minutes later, the door flew open and she returned with an IV stand.
Scarlett held it by both ends and bent it to for an arch. "And here is our T-bar." She finished. "Now, to set off that flare!" She grinned.
Izzy watched as the other red-head went into the control room and began tapping away at buttons and pulling levers. Seconds later, the flare launcher erupted into a fiery explosion, shooting into the pale gray sky. Izzy and Scarlett both covered their ears until the flare stopped a couple minutes later.
Instantly, the collected sound of moaning and groaning zombies from around the city filled the air. "Mission accomplished." Scarlett cackled. "And now, for our getaway!" She held out the grappling-hook and fired it. The hook swung around a pipe on the building adjacent to the hospital.
Scarlett took the gun part of the grappling-hook and tied it around one of the pipes on the hospital roof. "Hold on if you want to live." Scarlett said as she placed the IV stand-turned T-bar over the rope.
Izzy hopped onto Scarlett's back, and let out a joyful cackled as they slid down the rope to the other building. "Go team Scizzy!" She whooped.
"Stop making it sound like a shipping name. Please." Scarlett muttered. The two landed on the roof of the other building, and Scarlet untied the grappling-hook from the pipe, letting it fall from the top of the hospital. "Good luck winning the game when all the zombies are headed for your hospital." She grinned.
The footage cut to Chris and Chef watching the VR game from their beach chairs. Cody sat on the bench for losers, looking quite angry. "Well, Scarlett has set off the flare, Jo has pushed Cody into a zombie shark's mouth, and Duncan touched Eva's boob. How's that for an interesting first part to our Zombie Challenge?" Chris asked the camera.
"Pretty crummy!" Cody shouted from the bench, shaking his fist.
"Who's gonna die next?" Chris wondered. Suddenly, Owen was released from the VR and he sadly trudged over to the bench and sat down next to Cody. "Okay. Who will be die next?" Chris asked again. "Find out when we return after the break!" He exclaimed, and the camera faded to black.
"Spoiler alert, Jo gets eliminated!" Cody shouted from the bench.
"Dude, let it go." Chris snapped. "Find out who actually gets eliminated after the break!" he repeated. "Quick, cut to commercial before he says anything else!" He instructed.
~A/N~ And there's the first part to the zombie challenge! I tried to avoid super gruesome themes, but that's quite difficult when involving the undead. I hope it wasn't too graphic, but the next chapter will probably be worse, nothing awful, but if this chapter was bad for you, then watch out for the next one.
This chapter also started some plot points, so those will go into action soon, and the ones that have already been started will be continuing. This challenge is more action and what not than humor, but there will still be plenty of that!
Not much else to say, except that the Ridonculous Race has come to a close, and let me just say, if you haven't seen it, WATCH IT! It's far better than the last three seasons Fresh TV has thrown out (More Cartoon Network's fault thought...). It's so good, some are even comparing it with TDI, and others think it might be BETETR, so be sure to check that out! A full-length competition fic is in the works, but won't be released until this series is over, or at the very least close to ending.
Now, here's a little refresher of the teams, pairs, status, and current location:
The Undead: Dave, Max, Sky, Dawn, Duncan, Geoff, Bridgette, Harold, Eva, Trent, Gwen, Heather, Sadie, Cody, B, Sam
Alive: Dave, Max, Sky, Dawn, Duncan, Geoff, Harold, Eva, Trent, Gwen, Heather, Sadie, B, Sam
Dead: None
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Dave & Sky- McRonald's Restaurant
Max & B- Parking Garage
Dawn & Samey- Park
Duncan & Eva- Strip Club
Geoff & Bridgette- Warehouse
Harold & Sam- Baseball Stadium
Trent & Gwen- Mall
Heather & Sadie- Apartment Complex
Jo- Beach
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The Corpse: Tyler, Courtney, Noah, Katie, Izzy, Jo, Scott, Brick, Jasmine, LeShawna, Scarlett, Owen, Rodney, Cody, Amy, Shawn
Alive: Tyler, Courtney, Noah, Katie, Izzy, Jo, Scott, Brick, Jasmine, LeShawna, Scarlett, Rodney, Amy, Shawn
Dead: Owen, Cody
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Tyler & Brick- Amusement Park
Courtney & Amy- Museum
Noah & Katie- Restaurant
Izzy & Scarlett- Hospital
Jo- Beach
Scott & LeShawna- Movie Theater
Jasmine & Shawn- Alleyway
Rodney- Street
[1]- Getting to the top of a hospital was the objective in Left 2 Die, and The Kobold Necromancer reused this idea, as well as the Docks for his zombie VR chapter. He did this way before me, go praise his work already if you haven't, seriously. JUST DO IT! (Yes, that was Shia Lebouf, or however you spell his name)
[2]- Huzzah! A Ridonculous Race reference! If you couldn't figure it out, Katie's friend is the Kitty from TDDR. Also, it also references to kitty's video gaming days...
[3]- Two Ridonculous Race references in one chapter? Wow. Since it kinda spoils stuff if you haven't seen the finale, I'll just say that a certain team says something along these lines. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about ;)
[4]- Okay, you'd have to be living under a rock not to get this reference. Yes, McRonald's is the TD version of McDonald's, or at least it is now. Also, I have nothing against the food there, but you have to admit, it is kinda unhealthy. They do make a good Big Mac though!
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