Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Total Drama characters that I choose to torture—I mean put in the story! They are merely here for mine, and your amusement. No profit is being made off of this (No one would would stoop as low as to pay me for this anyway) I give all credit to the creators of Total Drama, as well as Johnny Depp, because...well, he's Johnny Depp!
Notes From The Depths of Sarcasm- When you find out that the next episode of Gravity Falls will be in 2016...and then you find out it's the series finale. My life is officially over. But, that doesn't mean I won't be able to continue to update this story! Seriously though, I'm going to miss Gravity Falls, which means, I'm going to try to put in more GF references than ever! I hope you're okay with that, and don't worry, I'll make sure they fit into the chapter! ;)
Unfortunately, school is becoming more and more of a problem, therefore I must unhappily say that there will not longer be a routine schedule for this story. I hope to dish out two chapters a month now, but don't be surprised if only one comes out. I have some other stories in the works as well, so those take up some time. Also, I have a life outside of fanfiction believe it or not, so I can't always be writing for you guys! ;( But fret not, this story will go on, just not as quickly as it used to. Also, don't expect another episode until well into the New Year (Somewhere in January) so Happy New Year in advance! ;)
As always, be sure to check out The Ridonculous Reboot if you haven't already, and be sure to hit that Fav/Follow button for both stories! Reviews are appreciated, and speaking of, here are the review replies!
Review Replies:
PhenomsServant: I appreciate your review, and believe it or not, I don't think All-Stars was all that terrible. I just feel it could have been done much better, and I like all the other seasons a bit more than it, but it doesn't mean I hate it. Also, I don't believe Gwen was derailed, some other characters like Duncan, Mike, and maybe Courtney definitely were, and I guess I'm trying to fix some of that. Once again, not saying all-Stars was bad. ;)
Xeniafranklin: Yup, I couldn't think up a good moment for Rodney in that episode, so he just remained silent. It happens sometimes, like in TDI, Gwen didn't speak the entire cooking episode, or at least most of it. Basically, Rodney is thinking right now, a lot just happened in the previous episodes, however he'll be doing something this chapter for sure.
Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro: I wouldn't say everyone necessarily hated her that specific episode, but now that Alejandro was gone, and Heather was a pain in most of their butts for many seasons, they finally got smart and too the opportunity to vote her off. And yes, it's true, Eva and Jasmine are pretty strong! XD
Guest #1: Dave claims things with Sky have gone form bad to worse because Dave screamed specifically after Jasmine said not to, causing the bugs to attack them. When Jasmine told them to run, Sky said "Nice going, Dave." Dave took this to heart and thinks Sky is hating him even more.
NerdyNightStocker: Yeah, I needed something for Owen's part of the deal, and I came up with that. You may not realize it, but the Izzy and Chef fighting scene was actually written by my good friend Creaturemaster who would have done anything to write it! XD
I'm actually surprised you got the Slenderman reference! It's sort of Slenderman and sort of another story I've heard before. I definitely wanted Duncan to tell another scary story, and I'm satisfied with how it turned out. Also, thanks for the feedback on the auction, I thought it was a good way to stir up the drama! Yeah, I figured since Harold was the only one to directly blame for the loss, pretty much everyone could forgive him this one time and be smart and vote out Heather. As for Scarlett's clue, you'll just have to find out where it is. ;)
Totally Note A Horse: What is this now? Are you role-playing as Dakota's daddy? XD Or are you just having fun? :P
DSX62415: Yeah, I was actually shocked that everyone was surprised to see Dakota back. Personally I thought it was a little obvious, but hey, if it gave you guys a good shock, who am I to complain? And yes, I figured it was about time Chris almost got a lawsuit for mutating Dakota, I can't believe that never happened in cannon...
Icetundra: Ah, I always look forward to your reviews, among others! Apparently Dakota returning was a shock to most, so you're not alone, but good catch on knowing someone would return! And yeah, hockey is probably one of the most dangerous sports, but this version of kickball will top that! After some observation, I've deduced that you like cold things, so don't worry, I've got a chilly challenge coming up sometime soon! ;)
Booboojohnson1: No, I haven't checked it out yet, I've got a big stack on my plate, and not to be offensive, that's probably the least of my problems! XD I'll get around to it eventually though. As for Dave, I don't hate him, he is pretty funny sometimes, but I just found him to be annoying and stupid when it came to Sky. He did everything wrong and blames Sky for all of it, when they both had faults in the matter. While Sky doesn't admit it either, I just found Dave more at fault. Of course everyone has their opinions, and I respect that you like Dave, I don't have a problem with that. :)
Commander Meat: Thanks for the constructive criticism! Now that you mention that, it did seem kind of OOC for Brick to do that. Your idea with Amy actually seemed pretty good, but it's already happened so I can't rewrite it. However, I can do something to fix this mistake, sort of. Once again, thanks for the feedback!
Before I forget, I realize that I've forgotten to do the intro for the past couple of episodes (Quite a few actually!) So, I will be going back to those chapters to add those in, and hopefully I'll remember to write them from now on! XD
Another note before the chapter (Yes, I've got a lot to talk about!), I've got a new story out, it's that short, 3-chapter Christmas story for you all! A Chris-Mas Carol is now out with its first chapter, so be sure to read, review, and hit that Fav/Follow button if you haven't already! Now, it's time for the chapter! ;)
Chapter 14 (Day 11)- Kick Butt Kick Ball
"Last time on Total Drama Unfinished Business!" Chris began the intro. "Our contestants were smoke-bombed and dumped in none other than: The Funzone!" Chris said in an ominous voice.
"Scott quickly learned that his foe Fang would always be one step ahead of him, while Jasmine and Sky kicked the Funzone's butt! B built a shelter fit for five kings; too bad it'll now be a hotel!" Chris chuckled. "Scarlett blew up a section of the forest thanks to, once again, the power of Owen!"
"After the challenge, the winning team was sent to the first ever Total Drama Auction where they won real food, strategical prizes, and so much more! Owen wasted all his money on pancakes, Izzy managed to find a tip in her chicken, Duncan got some sodas, Katie got a letter from Sadie, and Scarlett got the ultimate strategical prize!" Chris listed.
"But the true surprise was when Dawn won Dakota at the auction!" Footage of the heiress popping out of the crate was shown. "Since her daddy threatened to sue me for turning her into a monster, she's back in the game! As if the episode wasn't already shocking, none other than Heather was sent home after her alliance with Brick, Tyler, and Cody went under real fast. What sports themed challenge do we have in store for our contestants today? Find out on this week's episode of Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!"
~Theme Song (I Wanna Be Famous)~
Duncan sat on the porch to the TDI cabin. It was just after lunch and after stomaching Chef's nasty burnt food, he needed to wash it all down with one of the sodas he'd one at the last challenge. "Ah, it feels good to win. I feel like I've got an advantage over everyone." Duncan smirked, kicking back and popping open a soda.
"You'd better share some of that!" Scott snapped. "That's total bull that you get it all for yourself!"
"Hey, I won it, it's mine." Duncan said, sticking his tongue out at the dirt farmer. "Maybe if you would have won you could have won this." he teased.
Scott narrowed his eyes. "Yeah, well it's all Harold's fault we lost, but everyone ended up voting for Heather because she's a total-"
"Wait, you guys voted out Heather?!" Duncan exclaimed. "Finally! It's about time that witch was taken down before the competition got underway." He grinned, taking another swig of soda.
"I'm relieved that she's gone, but she might have made a good ally." Courtney sighed, walking onto the scene from the girl's side of the cabin.
"Are you serious? She can't be trusted at all! Besides, now she's with her Alejandro." Duncan rolled his eyes. "I can't think of one person who's not happy to see her gone."
"Say Duncan, can I have one of your sodas?" Courtney asked.
"You'd better not give her one!" Scott snarled. "If I don't get one, she can't have one either!"
"Yeah, well I don't like you, and I like Courtney better so...here ya go!" Duncan grinned, grabbing one of his bottles and tossing it to Courtney. The CIT caught it with a smile.
"Thank you Duncan, you sure are a gentleman." Courtney nodded and headed back into the girls cabin where Bridgette, LeShawna, and Gwen were talking about girl stuff.
"Jerk!" Scott fumed, storming off.
"Wow, he really turned into a whiner!" Duncan chuckled to himself. "Almost reminds me of that Dave kid." He took another swig of soda and exhaled in a relaxed fashion.
"Hey girls." Courtney smiled, entering the girl's side of the TDI cabin. "What's up?" She cracked open her soda and took a sip.
"Oh, we're just talking about guys." Bridgette giggled. "Geoff's been getting really sweet lately! He's helping me almost as much as Dawn has been!"
"I can tell Trent wants me back, but I don't think I'm ready for a relationship again, each season something goes wrong. And besides, he's kind of a downer now." Gwen said.
"Uh, you do realize you're a Goth, no offense." LeShawna pointed out. "You kinda live for being a downer, at least that's what some people think. Don't worry, you're still cool." She smiled.
"Well, yeah, but he's so depressing. I can't be that depressing. I mean, sure I wear black clothes and I'm sarcastic and what not, but I'm not EMO, and I'm certainly not like those two from that one show, do you know the one I'm talking about?" Gwen asked.
"Oh, the one Noah, Owen, and Geoff were on?" LeShawna asked. "That one was awesome, and yeah, I ain't gonna front, those two Goths were creep to the creepy!" She shook her head.
"They're kind of cool though...well, other than the monotone voices, I could never carry that out." Gwen shook her head.
"Well, speaking of guys, I've got Scott and Duncan wrapped around my finger!" Courtney laughed. "I'm not trying to sound manipulative or anything, but they'll do anything I say!"
"Yeah, that does kind of sound manipulative." Gwen chuckled.
"Well, I don't like either of them, but they're both still fighting over me? What should I do?" Courtney asked. "I mean, they're both pretty good allies."
"I say you tell 'em both you don't wanna be with them." LeShawna said. "It works with Harold every time I need some alone time."
"Well he does treat you like a Goddess so he'll pretty much do whatever you say." Bridgette giggled.
"I've tried that already, they never get it." Courtney sighed. "That's why allying with them is about the only thing I can do at this point. Basically, I act flirty around one of them and get them to vote with me, then I do the same with the other, not telling either of them that the other is voting with us." Courtney explained.
"That kind of sounds like you're using them." Bridgette admitted.
Courtney sighed again. "Ugh! Why is it so difficult to change your image? Every time you do anything that's even remotely bad, people call your out on it!"
"Because that's how society is, I've just learned to say: Screw it and flip them off." Gwen shrugged. "Although I do not recommend doing that in front of your school principal, no matter how moronic he may be..."
Courtney gasped. "I would never do that! It would get me kicked out of office for Class President! Besides, society is easy to manipulate, you need the votes." She told them.
"I cannot believe you two are friends now!" LeShawna chuckled. "You two are like polar opposites!"
"What can I say, opposites attract. Of course I'm not saying that in a gay way...not that there's anything wrong with that." Gwen chuckled sheepishly, getting red in the face. "Uh, you know what I mean."
Courtney took another swig of her soda, but nearly choked on something. She tried not to cough and sputter too loudly as she stopped drinking and spat out the thing that was choking her. As soon as she saw the rolled up slip of paper with a tie around it, she quickly hid it in her pocket before any of the girls saw.
"Are you okay, Courtney?" Bridgette asked. "You sounded like you were choking on something."
Courtney coughed a couple more times. "Oh, it was nothing, soda just went down the wrong tube!" She chuckled nervously, still slightly hacking.
(Outhouse Confessional- Methinks she lies)
Courtney- "YES! I can't believe I got a clue to an immunity idol!" She cheered. "Maybe luck is actually in my favor this season. Although I do feel kind of bad since it's kind of Duncan's, but he did give it to me so...not really." She grinned.
Courtney unrolled the paper and read it. "Wait, this isn't a clue to an immunity idol!" She exclaimed as she continued to read. "It's a vote cancel! I can play it for myself or for another to cancel one vote against them! Wow, this could be very useful..." She grinned.
Jasmine awoke slowly and peacefully from her nap. "Ah, I think this is the first time I can say I'm satisfied with my sleeping arrangements!" She chuckled.
Her bed was decked out with lumpy purple comforters along with light blue fuzzy blankets and a soft pillow compared to the rocks that they usually slept on. "I wish my team had won so we could have won prizes like that." Samey sighed. "Northern Canada tends to get cold."
"Well, Chris didn't say anything about sharing the prize." Jasmine shrugged. She yanked one of the many blankets from her bed and held it down over her bunk where Samey grabbed it from the bottom of the bunk.
"Thanks Jasmine! You're the best." Samey smiled.
There was a slam and suddenly Amy walked into the room. "Ew...you two." She scoffed upon seeing Jasmine and her sister. "Hey, how come you guys get the fancy treatment? I should be the one with the comfortable bedding!"
"I won it at the Total Drama Auction last night." Jasmine grinned. "And since Samey is my friend, I gave her one of my blankets." She told the wicked sister.
"Give me that!" Amy snapped, yanking the fuzzy blanket away from Samey's grasp. "It's cold today, so this is mine." She said, putting the blanket around herself like a robe.
Suddenly there was a skittering sound and Amy looked down at the blanket she wore and noticed several cockroaches crawling about. She shrieked and dropped the blanket immediately, running out of the cabin, brushing her arms to make sure there were no more cockroaches left.
"I thought you were given good comfort, why were there a bunch of cockroaches in that one?" Samey asked.
"Oh, I saw Amy coming into the cabin through this little hole in the wall." Jasmine explained, wiggling a finger through the hole. "I knew she'd try to take the blanket from you, so I managed to get a couple cockroaches crawling on it." She chuckled.
"Nice one!" Samey grinned. "Although if it's okay with you, I'm gonna go hang this by the communal washrooms for a little bit, just in case."
"Good idea!" Jasmine snickered.
"Attention all campers! Please head to the bonfire pit for today's challenge!" Chris said over the intercom. "That is all."
"Ugh, I was hoping there wouldn't be a challenge today." Jasmine sighed. "It's a pretty nice day when you get past the chilling wind."
"Well, there are a lot of contestants this season, so I guess Chris wants a challenge just about every day so the season goes by a little quicker. I mean, with the amount of people this time around, it'll be like, 37 days at the least!"
"You make a good point." Jasmine nodded. "Doesn't mean I can't complain about though." She shrugged, jumping out of bed and heading out the cabin door, followed by Samey who dropped the blanket on the floor.
"Welcome campers!" Chris said at the bonfire pit. Several contestants eyed each other, many of them agitated at the prizes that the others had won. "It's time for the most dangerous sport known to man!" He said ominously.
"Baseball?" Scott wondered.
"Football?" Eva tried.
"Basketball?" Geoff scratched his head.
"If it's dodge ball, we already did that." Noah said flatly.
"Curling?" Harold suggested.
"No, close, no, no, and...what?" Chris wondered. "You're all wrong! Today, we will be playing Kickball! But not the way you think..."
"Kickball? How is that dangerous?" Noah asked.
Chris grinned and drop-kicked the red rubber ball he had in his hands. It quickly hit Noah upside the face. "Ow!" He whined, rubbing his cheek where there was a red sore.
"That my cynical friend, is why kickball is dangerous. Besides, we're not playing regular kickball, on no, we're playing X-treme kickball!"
"Crud." Noah muttered.
"Welcome to the Total Drama Kickball and/or Baseball field!" Chris announced. The camera showed an overview of a large field, except it was far different that any ordinary kickball or baseball field.
For one, the place looked like a death trap. Pools of a lava were placed all over the field, making it difficult for those in the outfield, and those kicking to safely traverse the field without being baked alive into a smoldering mess of body parts; sharp, pointy rocks jutted haphazardly out of the ground all over the field, providing cover and/or dangers to anyone clumsy enough to stumble over or into them. A set of ramps between home and first base looked somewhat easy until one took a look down into the pit between them and took note of the hungry piranhas waiting for a meal below.
The run from first to second base was not pleasant looking either, with an entire pool of bubbling, broiling hot magma to separate them and only a few, precariously placed floes and islands to jump over the sea of molten death to; the act was only made harder when one noticed that several of the islands were both rising and falling out of the lava pool, as if they were waiting for just the right moment to move out of the way and send whatever unlucky contestant was jumping across them to their hot, lavay doom.
The run from second to third was a series of spinning platforms, rolling logs, monkey bars, and swinging ropes all suspended over a muddy pit of waiting crocodiles that were preparing a contestant-sized plate dressed with lettuce leaves, tartar sauce, butter, and a lemon wedge; several of the contestants flinched upon seeing the hungry reptiles lick their chops and sharpen whatever eating utensils they probably wouldn't be using against each other.
The final run looked simple enough, save for the mysterious clumps of dirt that indicated something nasty was waiting below. As if that wasn't bad enough, the presence of several mutated maggots oozing slippery, disgusting, green bodily fluids and vomit was more than off putting.
No matter skilled, smart, athletic, snarky, crazy, or kind they were, every single contestant dropped their jaw. "You wouldn't believe what the original course looked like!" Chris chuckled. "Legal had to dock us down to this."
"Okay, even Izzy is slightly off-put." Izzy said, her eyes still wide. "When you're scaring me, it's time to cash in the chips!" She exclaimed.
"Are you kidding me?! This place is a death-trap!" Jasmine cried. "You can't expect us to do this!"
"Hey, it's a million bucks, that's all I'm saying." Chris shrugged. "Besides, it might look incredibly dangerous, but believe it or not, it's not that bad. I'd tell you what I'm talking about...except it'll be more fun to watch you figure it out!" He chuckled. Despite what he told them, none of the contestants breathed a sigh of relief, who would trust Chris anyway?
"So, it's really quite simple, just run up the ramp and swing over the piranha pit and go down the second ramp to second base. If I recall you've done something similar to this." Chris shrugged. "From there it's an easy hop, skip, and a jump across the pool of lava, but be careful, some of the rocks aren't as stable as you think!" He said with a malevolent chuckle.
"After you've made it relatively safely to second base, you've just gotta jump onto a spinning platform, run over the log-roll, climb across the monkey-bars, and swing on a rope to third base, all while avoiding those nasty crocodiles below!" Chris continued. "Third base is pretty simple, just avoid the maggot slime and clumps and dirt and you should probably be fine."
"Probably?!" Dakota worried. "Like, why'd you have to bring me back for this? Couldn't you have, like, waited? Ugh, so rude." She shook her head and crossed her arms.
"Yeah, none of that sounds safe." Dave whimpered. "What was the original course like?" He asked. As soon as he asked that question, he regretted it.
"One word my friend. Hippos and battleaxes." Chris said ominously. "Okay three words." He corrected himself.
Dave yelped and crouched down, covering his head with his hands. After a quick moment of that form of panicking, he them rolled up into fetal-position and started rocking back-and-forth.
"Get up, Dave!" Sky commanded. "If you're on my team, I don't want you to lose it for us because you couldn't handle it! It may be scary, but you've gotta try!"
(Outhouse Confessional- Really Sky, you're not scared?!)
Dave- "Sky's right! If I want to show her that I'm better than she is, I need to work on my A-game! And maybe if she sees how awesome I am, she'll want to go out with me!" he said. After a pause, his smile turned to a frown. "Forget it Dave! She'll never go out with you again! You're too good for her anyway!" He told himself, slapping himself across the face.
"Speaking of the teams, what are they, and who will get the enjoyment of doing this wretched course first?" Scarlett asked as she raised her hand.
"Ah, I was just getting to that!" Chris said. "Let's start with Team 1: Amy, Rodney, Sky, Dakota, Samey, Dawn, Brick, Trent, Bridgette, Katie, Tyler, Eva, Izzy, and Harold!"
"What's with so many girls on one team?" Harold asked.
"Trying to be sexist?!" Eva snapped, grabbing the lanky nerd's collar. "Because if you are, I can easily rearrange your face!" She growled.
"What? No! I was just wondering why the genders on our team was imbalanced!" Harold said. "It was merely curiosity and scientific reasons!" Eva gave him one last death-glare and dropped him onto the dirt.
"Eh, that's just how the generator went for this challenge." Chris shrugged. "Is that a good enough explanation for ya, Eva?" He asked smugly.
"Don't make me rearrange your face!" Eva snarled from the crowd of contestants.
"Gah!" Chris yelped. "Okay...uh, onto Team 2: Owen, Dave, Scarlett, Max, Jasmine, B, Scott, Courtney, Cody, Noah, Gwen, Duncan, Geoff, and LeShawna!" He announced. "Now, since they're Team 1, they get to kick first!"
Contrary to the reaction in a usual kickball game, the kickers were not happy. Everyone on Team 1 let out a groan as they line up to kick. "Since I don't like being apart of challenges, Team 2, you can decide who is pitching!" Chris told them.
The members of Team 2 huddled up in a circle. "I wanna pitch!" Courtney, Scott, and Dave said at once. "No me!" They said in unison again.
"Calm yourselves, we can solve this the most simple way." Scarlett said. "Rock, paper, bazooka." She made the hand symbols with her hands, the last one being quite complex.
"Uh...ain't it rock, paper, scissors?" LeShawna inquired.
"That's how I was taught it." Scarlett shrugged. "No matter the version, just play quick rounds already so we can get this over with. And no best out of three!"
Courtney, Scott, and Dave proceeded to play, the first out-come being a tie when everyone chose rock. Scarlett face-palmed. Scott got out the next round when Dave and Courtney chose rock again, and he chose scissors. The final round declared Courtney the winner as she beat Dave with paper over rock.
"Alright, Courtney pitches, no ifs, ands, or buts." Scarlett said. Cody snickered and Scarlett scowled at him, instantly causing him to stop.
"Courtney, head on up to the pitcher's mound and get pitchin', it's time to get this game started!" Chris cackled, much to everyone's discomfort.
Courtney headed over to the pitcher's mound, which was elevated about three feet off the ground with a ramp going down towards home for the kicker. Courtney got on top and Chris tossed her the ball.
"It seems Eva has decided she's the best out of her team. Can she make it through this deadly obstacle course?" Chris narrated.
"Can it McLean!" Eva bellowed.
"Just to be clear, I'm pitching the rest of the game, got it?" Courtney told her teammates.
"Whatever." Dave rolled his eyes.
"No, I mean it, I'm pitching! I don't like this game in the first place and I-"
"Just pitch it you something-that-rhymes-with-pitch!" Eva snarled.
Courtney gasped, hardly believing that Eva had said that to her. She glared at the muscle buff and pitched the ball with lots of force, letting it roll down the ramp. Eva seemed to have no trouble with this and gave a clean kick, sending the ball soaring into the air, but not necessarily far. Eva wasted no time as she bolted up the first ramp, easily swinging over the piranha pit and running down the second ramp to first base which was essentially an island in a pool of lava.
She decided it'd be a safe idea to stay at the base. Team 2 almost caught the ball, but it went Max's waiting arms. "Oh poop." He whined. "Evil was not meant to do sports!"
Jasmine rolled her eyes and tossed the ball back to Courtney who caught it and rolled it got ready to roll it to the next person, Izzy. "Could you pitch it bouncy?" Izzy requested.
Courtney raised an eyebrow but did so anyway. When it got close to the red-head, she let out a war-cry and got into a flying karate-kick and nailed the ball with her foot, sending it far over the field, going just out of everyone's reach.
Well, almost everyone. The ball practically flew into Jasmine's awaiting hands as she raised her arms up to catch the ball. Izzy stopped in her tracks upon seeing Jasmine had caught the ball. "Curses! I was just about to get to the piranhas too!" She snapped her fingers.
Eva however was still skipping across the rocks over the lava pool. She almost jumped onto one of the rock platforms, but it sank into the boiling liquid. "Eva's still heading to second! Nail her!" Courtney called out, pointing to the female bully.
Jasmine took aim and launched the ball at Eva. However, she saw this coming to to Courtney's shouts, and managed to duck in time, letting the ball sail about a foot over her head. "Ha-ha, suckers!" She cackled, jumping the rest of the way onto second base. She might have had enough time to get to third base in a normal game, but she decided not to try and run the obstacle course this time around.
Jasmine retrieved the ball and tossed it back up to Courtney. The next person up was Brick. The cadet had a new-found look of determination on his face after getting Heather voted out.
Courtney rolled the ball down the ramp to Brick's awaiting foot. The CIT screamed as the ball flew directly towards her face. She ducked just in the nick of time and it sailed over her head. "Watch where you're kicking that thing!" Courtney shouted, shaking a fist at the cadet.
Brick jogged up the ramp and swung over the piranha pit with ease. He flew past first base and began hopping along the rocky platforms, being careful not to trip up.
The ball bounced towards Dave and he screamed with fright and ran away. Jasmine face-palmed as B went for the ball. He closed one eye and wound up his throw, launching the ball at Brick on the rock jump. The cadet yelped and jumped up, narrowly dodging the ball.
Unfortunately, when he landed back down on the rock it began retracting into the lava. He grabbed for the next ledge and pulled himself up just in time. He hopped along the other rocks and finally made it to second base.
Eva on the other hand was making a run to third base, and boy was it difficult. She had to wait as the rotating platform came around. She jumped onto it and landed with a tuck and roll. The platform continued to rotate until it was against the rolling logs.
Eva got onto the rolling logs and continued running along when, out of nowhere, a wrecking-ball flew right at her. She quickly hit the deck and the wrecking-ball flew right into where she had been. "What the hell, Chris!" She barked. Once the wrecking-ball had flew over her head a second time she dashed to the monkey-bars and easily climbed across them, making sure to tuck in her legs to avoid the snapping crocodiles below. The rope-swing was simple and she made it to third base.
Cody was going for the ball and was coming back with it. Eva looked at the road ahead of her and decided she could make it. She ran forward, hurdling over the mounds of dirt and avoiding the maggot slime. Cody was back with the ball and was determined to get Eva.
He chucked the ball at her just as she slid in for home base, her team cheering. The ball hit her leg just moments after she landed it on home. "Eva is safe!" Chris declared, much to team 2's chagrin.
"Nice try, mate." Jasmine said, patting Cody's back, accidentally knocking him over. "Uh, sorry." She chuckled. "At least you hit her, just not at the right time."
"Thanks." Cody smiled, heading back into he outfield, tossing Courtney ball in the process.
Tyler was up next, looking determined. Courtney pitched the ball to him and when he went to kick it...he completely missed the ball and ended up doing a flip in the air, landing flat on his back with a moan, quite similar to a beloved comic character. "Strike one!" Chris announced. "Two more and you're out!"
Tyler sulked and got ready to kick the ball again. This time, he succeeded and kicked the ball a good distance. It was high enough that it went over Jasmine's reach. Tyler took this opportunity to clear the run from home to first and was on his way across the rocks.
He hopped along and was about to jump onto the next rock when it suddenly disappeared into the lava. Tyler screamed as he fell face-first toward the boiling liquid. Everyone watching gasped as the jock splashed into the lava.
(~Commercial Break~)
"Omigosh!" Dakota gaped, along with pretty much anyone else. "Is he okay?"
"What do you think? He just fell into a pit of lava face-first!" Scott exclaimed from the line of kickers. "Of course he's not okay!"
"Why is no one helping him?" Jasmine wondered. "Shouldn't Chef be coming out dressed as a nurse?"
"GAAAH!" Chef screamed in frustration. "Someday, someone's gonna need me to dress up in some obscure outfit for some gosh-dang reason, and it won't be there, what then?!" The cook huffed, storming off.
"Well...someone struck a nerve." Chris remarked.
Suddenly, there was a pained scream and everyone looked over to see Tyler leaping into the air and bolting from the boiling liquid.
"He's got good verticals." Noah observed.
"For a guy leaping out of fake-lava, yeah." Chris agreed.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone broomhilda, what did you just say?" Noah asked. "Fake lava? What kind of sideshow are you running here?" He inquired.
"Of course it's fake, after the 'Alejandro accident' from season 3 and the incidents at the beginning of this season, the lawyers forced us to swap out all lava for Tomato Soup." Chris sighed. "It's one of those 'not as dangerous as you thought' things."
"Uh...if it's tomato soup, then why does Tyler look like he just swam through a volcano?" Eva asked the host.
"Trust me, we wanted to make the lava as authentic as possible, which means it's almost as painful as real lava!" Chris grinned. "Loopholes!" He sang. "To sum things up, it won't send him to the infirmary, but it'll give him at least a first-degree burn, maybe even a second-degree!" He cackled.
"You really are a sick and twisted little man." Dawn shook her head.
"Oh please, I'm changing!" Chris waved it of. "I haven't specifically tried to kill you this season yet, have I?"
"Keyword being yet." Noah muttered.
"Woo-hoo! I did it!" Brick cheered upon arriving at home base. He had cleared the run from second to third, and then the run from third to home. "Hello? Anyone paying attention?" He asked. "Platoon?"
"Are you kidding me? Your best friend could have died, and you're here celebrating? Look at him! He's got second-degree burns!" Gwen scolded. "I thought you were nice."
Brick lowered his arms and looked over at his friend on the ground, covering his burns with his hands. "Um...you're out, just so you know." Cody told him, lightly tapping him with the ball.
(Outhouse Confessional- Yeet! Is that still hip?)
Brick- "I honestly didn't know Tyler had fallen into the lava, or tomato soup I guess." Brick explained. "I was too busy trying not to get eaten by those alligators and not get blown up that I didn't notice he was hurt!" He sighed. "Now that I think about it, I kind of feel bad about backstabbing Heather...that's not part of the cadet code." He shook his head. "Aw man, I've gotta fix this!"
An annoyed Chef, dressed in his nurse outfit marched onto the scene and grabbed the aching jock and put him onto a stretcher. With that, the cook/cross-dressed nurse pushed the stretcher off the field.
"Well, Brick did make it to home, and Tyler is technically out, so the score is now 2-0." Chris announced. "One more out and the teams will switch positions. Trent, you're up."
"Why me?" Trent protested. After seeing what happened to Tyler, he was beyond nervous. Not to mention Gwen was on the other team, watching him. What if she got him out?
"Because, you're next up." Chris replied bluntly.
"C'mon Trent, don't be a wimp." Gwen teased from the outfield.
Trent flushed red and was shoved to home base by Eva. Courtney pitched the ball and it rolled down the ramp and met Trent's foot.
"Don't get out!" Harold called out. Trent ran up the ramp and swung across the piranha pool. Chris saw this and grinned. He pulled out his remote control and pressed the button.
A wall of fire exploded in front of Trent, just feet away from where he was about to run down to first base. He skidded to a stop and gaped at the blaze. "What the heck, Chris?! Tryin' to burn me alive now?" He asked.
"Fire?! How did you manage to get that?" Max asked. "As an evil genius to the supreme, I should be the one who has working fire at my disposal! What if I need to drop someone into a pit of fire for some unexplainable reason?" He complained, putting his hands out in frustration.
As if on cue, the ball that Trent had kicked came down from the sky and landed directly in Max's hands, much to his and his teammates surprise. "And Max somehow catches the ball! Trent, you're out! Teams switch sides!" Chris declared.
"Aw man, I told you not to get out!" Harold sighed.
"Well excuse me for not wanting to be burned alive!" Trent snapped as he walked towards Harold into the outfield. He sighed. "Sorry, I'm just ticked off right now. I'm trying to impress Gwen and things are not going as planned." He explained.
"I feel ya man, things with me and my fair goddess LeShawna have been a little rocky." Harold admitted. "Her family doesn't really like me that much and my parents don't approve of her attitude."
"Man, that must be kinda rough." Trent agreed.
"Yeah, but it's kind of romantic. It's a lot like Romeo and Juliet, but without all the dying at the end. At least I hope!" Harold chuckled.
"At least you two are still together, Gwen and I have been done for a while." Trent sighed again. "I guess I still have feelings for her, but she doesn't seem to feel the same way."
"I get you." Harold nodded. "Women. I think Gwen just needs some alone time. Maybe you should try flirting with another girl, get her attention, you know?" He suggested.
"Hm...I don't know if that's a good idea. I don't like the thought of playing with a girl's heart. That's never a good thing." Trent shook his head.
"Well, it's just a suggestion." Harold shrugged. "Besides, Samey did say she'd bring you to a deserted island." He reminded him, elbowing him slightly with a wink. "Maybe she likes you. If I wasn't dating the beautiful LeShawna, I might try buttering up Samey."
"Okay, that just sounds creepy...but I'll think about it. She is really nice and her sister's a total creep." Trent nodded. "Like I said, I'll think about it. Oh, and isn't her name Sammy?"
"That it is! If you do decide to pursue her, you may want to call her by her actual name. You're off to a great start my friend." Harold grinned.
"Cut the chatter!" Eva snarled. "The game's about to start!"
"Up first to kick we have Scott!" Chris announced.
"What?! Why me?" Scott whined, giving the same response as Trent. There was no way he wanted to run out there after Tyler was injured and Trent nearly got burned alive.
"Come on, don't be such a baby!" Courtney snapped. "Get out there!" Much like Eva had done, Courtney shoved Scott up to home.
"Wait, who's pitchin exactly?" Brick asked.
"Ooh! Ooh! Me!" Katie volunteered. Brick shrugged and tossed her the ball. The sweet girl squealed – the first time since Sadie had left – and caught the ball, running onto the pitcher's mound.
Scott gulped and got ready to kick while Katie gave him a devilish grin and got ready to pitch. The sweet girl rolled the ball down the slope and Scott kicked it. Because Team 2 had no incredibly tall players like Jasmine, the ball soared over their heads. Their only hope was to run after the ball.
"Run Scott, run!" Courtney shouted.
"What do you think I'm doing?!" Scott cried, running up the first ramp.
"Time for some action!" Chris grinned. "Randomizing Button, a-go!" He cackled, pressing the red button on the remote once more. Moments later, a red boxing-glove shot out from the ramp underneath Scott, punching him in the gonads, hard.
Everyone watching cringed and winced with cries of, "Owch", and "Ooh", and "Yikes". Scott clutched his coconuts, his face contorting in pain. He let out a high-pitched squeak and soon slipped off the boxing glove– directly into the piranha pool below.
"WAAAAAAH!" Scott screamed as he was more than nibbled on by the piranhas. Chomping sounds could be heard as two interns with a stretcher quickly ran on the scene.
"Aw, I wanted to see Chef in his nurse outfit again." Chris chuckled. "But alas you can't have everything. It would appear Scott's out of commission for the rest of the challenge. That qualifies as an out."
"Oh come on!" Courtney protested.
"No fair!" LeShawna joined the chorus of complaints.
"Sorry, thems the rules that weren't made in the first place." Chris shrugged. "Two more outs and the teams switch again. The first team to five wins. Noah, you're up."
The bookworm rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath as he walked up to home plate. "Let's get my death over with." He sighed.
Noah stepped up to the plate and got ready to kick. Katie pitched the ball and it rolled to Noah's foot. The bookworm kicked it and it immediately flew at Katie. The BFFFL shrieked and held her arms up in defense, actually catching the ball.
"Noah is out, thanks to Katie's fast thinking." Chris said. "Or perhaps fast not thinking." He chuckled, much to Katie's chagrin. The sweet girl (Maybe not right now, but she really is sweet) glared at the host who sat in a slightly elevated announcer's booth on the side of the field.
"Noah, you are so useless!" Courtney hissed.
"Hey, at least I actually participated this time. Like I said many seasons ago, sports are not my forte. I'd like to see you go out there." Noah spat.
"Fine then. I will." Courtney huffed. Instantly, every one on the team scooted back, leaving Courtney standing by herself on home base. She sighed and got ready to kick.
Katie rolled the ball down the ramp and it collided with Courtney's foot, sending the ball surprisingly far into the outfield. It flew right through Brick's hands as he tried to catch it.
Courtney bolted up the ramp as Team 1 ran for the ball. The CIT swung across the rope onto ramp two. Chris pulled out his remote and pressed the button. Suddenly, three hurdles popped up out of the down ramp and Courtney instinctively leaped over them, clearing two in one jump, and making it over the third one in a second jump.
Courtney was now on to second base, leaping and jumping onto the different rock platforms. Rodney grabbed the ball from the ground and looked around for Courtney. The CIT was three-fourths of the way across the lava (aka Tomato Soup) jump. He got ready to chuck the ball, and as soon as he threw his arm forward, he caught sight of Courtney's cleavage.
Instantly, Rodney couldn't help but stare, even drooling a little bit. Courtney probably would've chewed him out had she not been too focused on the challenge to notice. The ball was quickly thrown at a rock instead of Courtney and it bounced off, flying back at the delusional Rodney, hitting him in the face. "Owch!" He cried. "Bad boobs— I mean ball!" He exclaimed.
"C'mon man! Get it together!" Eva roared, running over and grabbed the ball. She searched for Courtney and spotted the CIT on the log roll, she had already passed the platform jump.
Courtney made it across the log roll and was now across the monkey-bars. Eva saw this as the perfect time to strike and hurled the ball at her. However, Courtney saw this coming and swung up and out of the way. The ball hit one of the bars and rocketed down, bonking one of the awaiting crocodiles on the head.
"Are we getting medic for the crocodiles?" Chris asked as he put a finger to his ear-piece. "No? Too many needed spaces for possible injured contestants? Okay, fine by me." Chris shrugged. "Well, this ain't gonna go over well with the Animal-Rights people, but what'aya gonna do?" He waved it off.
Courtney was still moving at this point. As Eva went for the ball that had rolled into the mud, Courtney Was now going across the ropes. One of the crocodiles leaped up and tried to snap at her, but the CIT kicked it in the chin (or whatever is close to a chin on a crocodile). The crocodile went back down with a splash in the mud as Courtney made it to third base. However, she was not stopping there. Her team continued to cheer her on with the exception of Noah.
Eva had retrieved the ball from the mud, even fending off a crocodile in the process. She spotted Courtney running through the stretch from third to home and ran for her with furry in her eyes.
The female bully launched the ball at Courtney's feet, but it hit a clump of dirt instead. Unfortunately for Courtney, she was too close to the clump and it exploded upon impact from the ball. "WAAAAAAAAAH!" Courtney screamed as she flew through the air.
Everyone gasped as she landed with a thud on home base, face-first in the dirt. "Courtney secures a point for her team! That's now 2-1 with Team 1 in the lead!" Chris announced.
Courtney groaned as she peeled herself from the dirt. She had mud and dirt caked all over her face, as well as some cuts, scratches, and some non-serious burn marks. "Ow, I think I've got some dirt in my eye!" She moaned.
"Uh...sorry about that." Eva managed to say, walking over to the CIT. She reached her hand out to Courtney, which was a shock to just about everyone. "Well? You gonna take my hand or should I just leave you here?" She snapped. Courtney took her hand and Eva hoisted her up onto her feet. Eva looked at the other contestants who were all looking at her. "Oh, so I can't do something nice for a change without it being a shock to everyone?" She asked. "Screw you people." She muttered, storming off back into the outfield.
"On that rather...odd note, Courtney, are you good to keep competing?" Chris asked.
As if on cue, the CIT's legs wobbled and she crumbled to the ground, letting out several coughs. Clouds of dirt erupted from her throat. "Hmm...looks bad. We might want Nurse Chef to take a look at that." Chris said. Quickly, two more interns arrived with a stretcher. Courtney was hauled onto it and carried off. "Man, three people down already! I didn't think this would be that hard."
"Well Scott's just being a baby. All he received were some bites and a punch to the balls, so what?" Duncan shrugged. "Back in World Tour Tyler wasn't taken out of the game when he blew up, he just happened to get voted out that same episode." Duncan said. "Why are you going so easy on the injuries?"
"They'll be back, they're just out of today's challenge." Chris shrugged. "Besides, the network said that I was getting a little too sadistic with you guys, so they said I could still have moderately dangerous challenges as long as I gave you guys the proper 'care'." Chris said, rolling his eyes. "Also, I'm apparently supposed to be nicer to you, but don't expect too much."
Several contestants seemed at least slightly satisfied and content while others didn't believe a word of it. "Fine, don't believe me. Jasmine, you're next."
Jasmine got a dangerously confident grin on her face as she got ready to kick. Almost everyone in the outfield backed up to prepare for the Aussie girl's power-kick. She backed up as Katie nervously pitched the ball. As soon as it started rolling, Katie ducked and covered her head.
A sonic boom erupted as Jasmine kicked the ball, sending it shooting through the sky. "And Jasmine is on fire!" Chris declared. "Seriously, the ball is on fire!" The camera got a close-up on the ball (Do not ask us how) which was quickly gathering flame. Sparks flew off the back and soon a shield of fire gathered around it.
Jasmine wasted no time running. She had already cleared the two ramps and was easily jumping across the tomato soup pool, going two rocks at a time due to her long strides. The ball was still in the air by the time she had reached second base and she was now running for third.
After a short wait, Jasmine jumped onto the rotating platform. She then hopped onto the rolling log area and ducked as the wrecking-ball flew over her head. Meanwhile, the ball had finally it a pine tree. It beaned the tree to the point where it bent over and soon launched the ball back towards the field.
By now, Jasmine had made it across the monkey-bars and was currently swinging across a rope. One of the crocodiles leaped up and tried to bite her ankles, but she kicked it much like Courtney had. The croc went down and Jasmine continued on her way, running towards home.
"There's no use." Samey sighed.
Suddenly, the ball rocketed back across the field, headed towards Jasmine. Her team called for her to run, and she didn't disagree. She jumped over the explosive mounds of dirt and continued running.
However, the ball flew right over her head and into the announcer's booth that Chris sat in. The host yelped and ducked as the ball flew past his head. "Hey! Watch it!" He shouted, picking up the ball and throwing it in a rather wimp-like fashion back onto the field. By that time, Jasmine had arrived at home. "Besides nearly killing me, Jasmine has scored another point for her team! That makes the score tied 2-2! LeShawna, you're up!"
"Go my chocolate goddess!" Harold said cheerfully.
"Shut up! She's on the other team, who's side are you on?" Eva snapped.
"I'm with you, but she's my girlfriend! I have to cheer for her!" Harold reasoned.
Before Eva could say something in return, Katie pitched the ball. LeShawna waited for a moment and then kicked the ball, only sending it a short ways, not even past the pitcher's mound.
Eva shoved Harold out of the way and ran for the ball, picking it up and chucking it in LeShawna's direction. Luckily for Eva, she had good aim this time and nailed LeShawna in the gut. The ball got stuck in her fat for a second and then dropped. "With LeShawna out, the teams switch sides again!" Chris announced.
A montage of scenes plays out, most of the first clips being of contestants kicking the ball, switching off with Geoff pitching. Eva was up first again, kicking the ball far across the field. Next was Bridgette with a medium-sized kick which was ultimately caught by Geoff who quickly apologized to giggling Bridgette.
Eva was shown sliding into home, followed by a clip of Katie kicking the ball with a frightened look. The ball barely bounced away from her and was quickly picked up by Jasmine. The Outback Survivalist kindly tapped the surrendering Katie with the ball.
Next was Sky who gave a good kick to the ball. It went high into the sky and came down towards B's open arms. Unfortunately, the silent genius's fingers slipped and the ball went right through his hands, allowing Sky a run to second base.
The next clip was of Rodney. The farm boy was running along the rock jump over the pit of tomato soup. He was getting a good distance when he turned and saw Jasmine with the ball, running for him. Instantly, his eyes dropped to her cleavage and it was that that distracted him for a second before Jasmine threw the ball, nailing him in the leg.
Rodney tripped up, and fell smack-dab onto one of the rocks, which quickly shot up, sending Rodney flying into another rock. This same process continued as Rodney flew across the tomato soup pond. "Rodney's...out!" Chris announced in between laughs.
Soon, Rodney flew towards another rock which disappeared, sending him straight into the hot tomato soup. Seconds later, Rodney jumped out of the pool of soup, clutching his butt which had a small trail of smoke curling off of it. "My derriere!" He cried, running across the field. The farm boy passed the kicker's line and jumped straight into a nearby pool of water where he sat, cooling his posterior. He let out a sigh of relief. "That feels much boobier— I mean better!" Eva just face-palmed.
The next scene was Dave. He gulped as Katie got ready to pitch the ball again. She rolled it down the ramp and Dave nervously kicked it, sending it a shockingly good distance. Hey Sky, did you see that?" He grinned, flexing his muscles instead of actually running.
"GO!" Jasmine and several of her teammates shouted at the same time. Meanwhile in the outfield, Brick and retrieved the ball and tossed it to Eva who quickly nailed Dave in the should before he could start running. Scarlett was the next to face-palm.
Several more short clips were shown including Dakota trying to get her foot out from a hole in the ground, Harold getting caught in a rope trap, and Dawn getting hit in the shoulder with the ball, causing her hair to fly up.
"The score is now tied again 4-4! If Team 1 can score a point here, they'll win. If they fail, Team 2 will be crowned the winner because it's sudden death and this is getting really boring and I want it to be over." Chris said. "Plus, all this pressure is good for ratings."
"Wait up!" Came a familiar voice from off the field. Everyone turned to see it was Tyler running back to his team. "'Doc says I'm okay to compete again!" He grinned. The jock sported several band-aids on his face, along with a bandage wrapped around his arm.
"Are you sure?" Bridgette asked. "Those burns looked like they hurt, do you really wanna try again?"
"Heck yeah!" Tyler said, getting very confident. "I can do this!" He got on home plate and got ready to kick.
"This is the winning shot, don't lose!" Eva hissed.
Katie pitched the ball down the ramp and it rolled towards Tyler's waiting foot. He kicked the ball with all his might and let it soar across the field...only to be caught by Jasmine.
"Well, that was anticlimactic." Chris muttered. "Oh well, Jasmine wins it for her Team! Team 1, I'll be seeing you losers at the Elimination Ceremony!" He grinned.
"Nooooo!" Tyler cried, dropping to his knees like nothing in the world mattered anymore. Bridgette walked over and patted him on the shoulder as the rest of their team angrily walked away.
"Oh, and before I forget, everyone needs to meet me at the bonfire pit. Team 2, you guys will be sitting in the Peanut Gallery like some of you may remember from All-Stars." Chris recalled.
(Outhouse Confessional- I blame the Ref!)
Tyler- "Man, I feel horrible right now. Sports are my dream, but I never seem to be any good at them. I really screwed up today for my team." He sighed.
Courtney- She is covered in scratches and her skin still isn't quite clean yet. She also has a bandage around her head. "Okay, so I may have been injured, but we won!" He grinned. "Luckily, I won't have to play my advantage tonight, and hopefully I won't have have to play it next time I go to elimination. Now, I'm off to take a shower." She breathed.
Scarlett- "I assume Chef will be attending the elimination ceremony tonight. As will I, thanks to Chris's irritating commands." She sighed. "Which means I need to find a good time to get the idol. I have deduced that it's hidden in Chef's fridge, which, of course, is one of the most heavily guarded places on the island. This is going to take some work." She said, starting to think about her plan.
The door to the Mess Hall creaked open and Scarlett peered inside the dark dinning room. Seeing no one, she tip-toed in, taking the precaution to slowly close the door behind her. She crept across the room, passing the tables.
Scarlett reached the set of Saloon-doors and slipped underneath instead of pushing through. No sound was made as she searched the dark kitchen for the fridge. The brainiac had chosen this time specifically because Chef wouldn't be there, and the sunset outside would be just enough light to find her way around the kitchen, yet not be seen very well by Chef if he came into the kitchen.
The brainiac continued her way into the kitchen until she reached the refrigerator. She grasped the handle and slowly opened it revealing several shelves with food in them. She was tempted to steal some of the food, but that wasn't what she was there for.
She spotted the Chris McLean immunity idol and quickly grabbed it with a grin on her face. "Undoubtedly." She said cockily.
She turned around and closed the fridge only to be met with a click of the lights, which turned on in a flash. There, in the doorway stood Chef Hatchet. He had his eyes closed and was whistling the Total Drama theme song. He opened his eyes to see Scarlett standing by his fridge and his whistling quickly slowed down to a stop.
Scarlett quickly grabbed a knife from the counter and held it threateningly. "Don't make me use it." She hissed. Chef just stood there, eyes wide, lips in mid-whistle. With that, he slowly continued whistling and walked backwards out of the door. "Good decision." She grinned, and with that, she left through the backdoor of the kitchen, idol in hand.
A loon called in the distance as a wide shot of the island showed the sun setting and the moon coming out, along with the glow of the bonfire from the elimination ceremony. The sound of insects buzzing about filled the humid air as the camera closed in on the bonfire pit.
"Elimination time!" Chris grinned.
"Could you tell us why we're here?" Scarlett requested.
"Nope! You'll have to wait until after elimination!" Chris told them. "So, the votes have already been cast and it's time to hand out marshmallows!" The members of Team 2 groaned and waited impatiently as they watched the ceremony unfold.
"The first five marshmallows go to Katie, Bridgette, Gwen, Dakota, and Dawn!" Chris said, tossing marshmallows to all of them. Katie caught hers and sniffed a little in remembrance of Sadie. Bridgette patted her on the shoulder and caught her marshmallow as well. Gwen grinned and caught hers, while Dakota and Dawn high-fived each other upon receiving theirs.
"Next marshmallows go to Samey, Trent, and Sky." Chris continued. Samey had a look of joy on her face after receiving hers, while Trent and Sky caught theirs with satisfaction.
"Izzy, Brick, you're also safe." Chris said. Brick wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead and caught his marshmallow gladly. Izzy pumped a fist and jumped up, catching her marshmallow in her mouth.
"Amy and Harold will also be playing another day." Chris tossed them both fluffy treats. Amy grinned wickedly and caught hers, popping it into her mouth. Harold caught his next and pumped his fist, although he tucked his marshmallow in his pocket instead of eating it.
"Tyler, Eva, Rodney, you all screwed up pretty badly today." Chris began. "Tyler, you didn't score a point with either kicks you made, the first one sending you to the infirmary, and the second losing it for your team! Eva, you pretty much controlled your entire team and bossed people around, you racked up a few votes. And Rodney, you screwed up in almost every way possible." Chris chuckled. "The next marshmallow goes to..."
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"Damn right!" Eva snarled at the host. Snatching her marshmallow out of the air and stuffing it into her mouth. She sat back down and crossed her arms.
"That leaves us with Rodney and Tyler. One of you has spent your last night on Total Drama Unfinished Business and your second chance will be over." Chris said. "The final marshmallow goes to..."
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"Rodney. Sorry Tyler my man, you're out." Chris shook his head, tossing the final marshmallow to Rodney. The farm boy cheered and caught her marshmallow with relief.
Tyler sighed. "Man, I thought I had this one." He sniffed, wiping a single tear from his eye. "Well, bye guys. I totally get it, I screwed up." He sighed one last time and got up from his seat and left the bonfire pit, walking down a set of stone stairs, headed for the Boot of Shame, his head hung.
"Now, before I get to Tyler's booting from the island, it's time for a small twist." Chris said. "...Exile Island, is now in play." Everyone on the stumps gasped, along with the people in the Peanut Gallery. "Peanut Gallery, you guys will be deciding who from the opposite team will be sent to Exile. And...you will be deciding who from your own team will be sent along with them. That's right, two people heading to Exile now." He grinned. "So, who's it gonna be?"
The Peanut Gallery looked nervous but formed a circle as they discussed who to send. "We've decided to send Jasmine to Exile because she's really good at survival, so I don't think she'll have a problem." Courtney said. "And we've decided to send...Brick, also."
Brick sighed. "Fair play." He nodded and got up, giving a salute to the Peanut Gallery. Jasmine stepped out of the Peanut Gallery bleachers and joined Brick.
"Alright you two, head down to the docks, Chef will take you to Exile Island right over there." Chris said, pointing past the campgrounds where the jutting rocks of a dark gray island could be seen. With that, Jasmine and Brick headed towards the docks. "Alright guys, that's all, you can head back to camp while I deal with Tyler."
"'Sayonara!" Chris cackled, pulling out a remote and pressing the button. Tyler was promptly kicked off the island by the boot and sent screaming into the night sky towards the silhouette of a Cruise Ship.
"We've got 27 left!" Chris announced. "Who will be next to boot? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!" He said as the camera zoomed out on each pause.
(Voting Confessionals)
Eva- "I realize that I might get votes tonight for my ruthless behavior in today's challenge, but I've got my idol anyway." She shrugged. "I vote for Tyler because he basically lost it for us."
Amy- "Okay, so my alliance is falling a part little by little, but I think I still have Katie wrapped around my finger. We're voting for Rodney tonight because he's a major pervert, moron, and an all around annoying person."
Katie- "Okay, so I don't like Amy anymore since she totally split me and Sadie apart, but I don't really have anyone else at this point, so I guess I'll vote Rodney with her tonight. Maybe Bridgette would be my friend." She thought. "Of course, not a best friend, don't worry Sadie, I haven't replaced you!" She told the camera.
Bridgette- "I don't wanna vote off Tyler after what happened to him back on Total Drama Island. I'll admit I voted for him, but this time I'm voting for Rodney. He's being kind of a pervert and I don't like it." She shook her head.
Dakota- "Like, I don't really care who goes home tonight as long as it's not Dawn, or Bridgette, she's nice too. I guess I'm voting for Tyler because he pretty much lost the game for us, but whatever." She shrugged.
Dawn- "I am sorry Tyler, but it is your time to go." She said sadly. "You were a good player, but even if I did not vote for you, you'd be going home. Sorry once again."
Tyler- "Man, I really screwed up today, I hope my teammates can forgive me. I guess I'm gonna vote for Eva because she was really scary in today's challenge."
Brick- "I've gotta find a way to right the wrong that I have done to Heather and Jo, despite me strongly disliking the later. I can't vote for Tyler, so I'm gonna go ahead and vote for Eva. I know it's a throwaway, but at this point that's okay." He nodded.
Trent- "I honestly don't know who to vote for tonight. I guess I'm gonna go with Tyler since he lost the challenge, sorry man." He sighed.
Izzy- "Izzy totally could have gone way more loco in that challenge, but sometimes you've gotta tone down the crazy. I vote for...Myself! Izzy's gone off the wall, I bet you didn't see that one coming!" She cackled.
Sky- "It's gotta be Tyler. While I'm sad to take down a fellow athlete, it had to be done. He lost it for us, and unfortunately in this game, that's how people fall." She shook her head.
Rodney- "I'll vote for Tyler 'cause I guess he lost the challenge for us." He said. "Man, my coconuts have never hurt more!" He whined, clutching said coconuts.
Harold- "It's only logical to vote off Tyler. I wish he could stay but he lost the challenge. There's really no other person to go with." He shrugged.
Samey- "Sorry Tyler, but I've gotta vote for you, you kind of lost the challenge. I realize I didn't do a whole lot...but I'm not gonna vote for myself, that would be crazy!" She giggled. Suddenly, Izzy burst into the confessional "I told you guys!" Izzy cackled and left the outhouse leaving a very confused Samey.
Votes:
Eva- Tyler
Amy- Rodney
Katie- Rodney
Bridgette- Rodney
Dakota- Tyler
Dawn- Tyler
Tyler- Eva
Brick- Eva
Trent- Tyler
Izzy- Izzy
Sky- Tyler
Rodney- Tyler
Harold- Tyler
Samey- Tyler
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Tyler- 8
Rodney- 3
Eva- 2
Izzy- 1
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Voted Off: Topher, DJ, Ella, Alejandro, Anne Maria, Ezekiel, Dakota (RETURNED), Jo, Sadie, Heather, Tyler
Reason: To be truthful, Tyler was never a serious player. He didn't have much plot to him in Island and was pretty much unfairly kicked off against Courtney who totally lost the challenge for them. In season three, he had sort of a plot, but still ended up being a sort of throw-away character. Sad to say that he has the same fate here, but I felt like I gave him a reasonable plot, and there will be more of him in the bonus episodes, which by the way, will be the next episode! That's right, the first Cruise of Lose will be the next chapter, so I hope you're looking forward to seeing the losers of this season and those who didn't make it in! ;)
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