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Chapter 15 (Cruise of Lose 1)
"You'll regret this Heather, you'll regret this!" Alejandro shouted, pointing an accusing finger at the queen bee. "And you!" he said, turning around to Chris. "You cheated! Cody was dead, but you brought him back into the game! This is an unfair elimination!"
"Yes yes, it's always a shock." Chris said, hurriedly pushing Alejandro towards the Boot of Shame. "And I did no such thing. Cody landed in a junk yard." He explained.
Chris placed Alejandro on the big red X in front of the boot that was ready to kick. "This is an outrage!' Alejandro shouted, clearly enraged. "Your name will be dirt from here to Latin America! I'm going to—
Chris pressed the button and the rocket powered boot swung down, hitting Alejandro in the back. The charmer screamed as he soared towards the silhouette of a cruise ship in the distance.
"Wait!" Gwen shouted, running onto the scene just before Chris could press the button.
"What do you want? Are you gonna do some lame apology thing where you two make up?" Chris asked with disgust. "Because if so, can I send her packing before you do so."
"Of course not!" Gwen rolled her eyes. "I was just wondering if I could do the honors." She grinned.
"Sure thing! It'll make for great TV!" Chris said, handing her the small remote control.
"NO!" Heather shouted, turning around to face her mortal enemy and Chris (Not that Chris wasn't her second mortal enemy, of course).
Gwen pressed a finger to the button and the boot swung down, colliding with the front of Heather's body, sending her soaring into the air with a pained scream. "Ah, her screams are bliss." Gwen grinned. "YES! I'm finally free! Too bad I can't get rid of you." She mumbled to Chris, walking away from the scene.
"Any last words Zeke?" Chris asked. Ezekiel stood on the big red X, the boot was upright, ready to kick him into the night sky.
"Wait!" Bridgette shouted, running over. "Ezekiel, don't worry! I'm gonna find out who voted for you! Something has to be going on, because I know for a fact most of us voted for Rodney!" Bridgette explained.
"UNLESS SOME OF US ARE LYING!" Tyler shouted from back at the bonfire pit, causing Chris, Bridgette and Ezekiel to all turn their heads.
"Thanks, eh. I'll see you soon!" he said. Bridgette quickly ran over and hugged the prairie boy.
"I know you've changed!" She told him, smiling.
"Any last words Jo? Not that I care." Chris shrugged. He had the remote control in his hands and was ready to press the button.
"Yeah, why do I have to go flying through the sky with these lame-os?" She asked, jerking a thumb at Sam and Shawn who stood on the big red X with her.
"Because, they're on their way back to the Playa!" Chris said. "We figured we'd give them the real authentic TDUB experience and send 'em home on the Boot rather than a boring old boat!" He chuckled.
"Um...I'm kind of concerned with the-" Shawn was cut off when Chris pressed the button, sending the boot swinging down on them and kicking all three of them into the night sky.
"Any last words, Sadie?" Chris asked the larger BFFFL. He held the remote control manning the boot of Shame, ready to press the button at any moment.
"Katie, I forgive you for voting for me! You can win this! Win it for both of us!" Sadie said. "I believe in you!"
"Have fun at the Playa!" Katie said, tearfully waving Sadie away form the side.
"I'll miss you!" Katie said running up to hug Sadie. Chris was about to press the button, but since Katie was in the way, he couldn't, much to his annoyance.
"Don't worry, we're more prepared this time since we went through the same thing last time." Sadie said. "Alright, I'm ready." She sniffed. Katie stepped back from the Boot of Shame and Chris pressed the button.
The large army boot swung down, hitting Sadie in the back and sending her flying off the island shouting, "KAAAATIIIIEEEE!" Once the BFFFL was gone, Katie sighed and trudged back to her cabin sadly.
~Theme Song (I Wanna Be Famous)~
The camera opened up on a large, teal and white Cruise Ship sitting on the lake, the wilderness of Northern Canada all around it. The camera zoomed in on the floating resort revealing several teens enjoying the amenities.
"Welcome to The Cruise of Lose!" Came a familiar voice. "Where all of the ousted campers, as well as the unfortunate ones that weren't able to compete this season, hang out! I'm your host, Topher, and this is The Cruise of Lose!" Said the host wannabe, grabbing the camera lens and staring down the barrel with a grin.
"Topher! Get away from the camera!" Zoey chastised, coming on screen. "Sorry guys, he really wanted to be host." She chuckled.
Topher glared at the red-head. "Yeah, it's totally not fair! I have way more hosting experience than you, plus, I was voted out first! It's only right to be the host!" He complained.
"First of all, it's not my fault Mike, Cameron, and I were more popular than you!" Zoey told him. "And second of all, since you were voted out first, you're being interviewed."
"But Bridgette and Geoff got to host the Aftermath and they were booted first!" Topher protested. "C'mon, please?" He begged.
"Sorry Toph, but I'm pretty sure th producers wouldn't like it." Zoey shook her head. Topher gave her the puppy-dog eyes, even quivering his lip. "Nope, still not going for it. Sorry."
Topher pouted. "This is total bull!" He shouted, storming off to do something else on the Cruise Ship.
"Once again, sorry about that." Zoey told the camera. She was dressed in her usual get up, nothing fancy, except that she now held a microphone. "Well, that aside, I'm here on the Cruise of Lose as Topher told you-"
"You bet I did!" Topher shouted from far off, elsewhere on the Cruise Ship.
"-And we're here to interview the losers from this season, and see what they think! We'll also stop in and visit those who didn't get to compete this season, like me!" Zoey giggled, finishing her sentence.
"As I sort of mentioned before, Mike and Cameron were also chosen to interview and host the Cruise of Lose, so we'll be seeing them later in the show!" She smiled. "But for now, let's take a look at the resort."
The camera panned away from Zoey to show Ezekiel and Beth hanging out in the hot-tub. "Man, I really wish I was still in the competish, eh." Ezekiel sighed. "But this Cruise Ship is awesome! I've never actually been on a boat bigger than my father's fishing boat before, but I sure am lovin' it!" He grinned.
"Yeah, I'm glad I'm not on this season! It's nice to take a break from all the cameras, challenges, and especially Chris." Beth chuckled with a snort. "Besides, I already made it to the finale, I don't care to go again."
"I'm sure you're both happy they installed this Cruise Ship for the losers, huh?" Zoey said. "Sorry, was that mean? Is there another word we can use other than losers?"
"Nah, it's okay, we are losers!" Beth giggled. "And I don't really care as long as I'm in luxury! You bet I'm glad they put this thing in!"
"Yeah, we each get out own rooms, eh! Not to mention all this is free!" Ezekiel chimed in. "It almost makes up for being unfairly kicked off by Rodney, eh. Almost."
"I was about to talk to you about that!" Zoey said. "How'd it feel after you found out Rodney switched the votes on you?"
"It sucked! I've been voted off first twice, and now I only made it six episodes!" Ezekiel ranted. "He's got a lot of nerve to do that! In fact, I think he might be crazy!"
"How come?" Zoey questioned, putting the microphone in Ezekiel's face.
"Have you seen the guy? He's been all over Bridgette even though she's got a boyfriend! Not to mention he's in love with a different girl every episode, eh!"
"True. Speaking of Bridgette, what are your thoughts on her?" Zoey continued.
"She's amazing! If she wasn't datin' Geoff I'd totally ask her out! She's a great friend and is determined to figure out who got me booted, even though I already know." Ezekiel sighed. "I'm definitely rooting for her, or Geoff, he's pretty awesome too. Oh, and so's Izzy. She may be crazy, but she sure knows how to have an adventure!"
"Adventure?" Zoey questioned, getting a bit nosy as a grin formed on her face.
Ezekiel chuckled nervously. "She says I'm not at liberty to say." He gulped, causing Zoey to raise an eyebrow.
"Well, thanks for the interview, we might stop in on you two again later!" Zoey said.
"Bye!" Beth waved happily.
With that, Ezekiel sunk below the surface of the water, leaving only his toque floating on the surface. The camera continued its way through the upper deck of the ship, stopping on Ella and Sadie who were sitting at the smoothie bar in the middle of a shallow pool.
"Hey guys, how's it going?" Mike asked as he walked up to the two girls. "Nice resort, huh?"
"Oh it's so nice! I can't wait till Katie gets here." Sadie giggled. Then it dawned on her. "Oh wait...if Katie's here...then she lost." She sighed.
"Don't worry, I'm sure Katie would love to be here, even if it means losing the game. That's just how much she loves you!" Ella comforted her, putting a hand on the BFFFL's shoulder.
"Thanks Ella, you're really nice." Sadie said. "Unlike Amy." She said, her face suddenly turning into a glare.
"About Amy, what are your thoughts on her?" Mike asked, putting the microphone to her face.
"She's so mean! She totally split me and Katie apart and got a bunch of people voted off!" Sadie said. "I found out that she's trying to become the biggest Super-villain Total Drama's ever had! She's starting with voting off all of the other villains. She's already gotten rid of Alejandro, Heather, and Jo!"
"I'm not sure if she was directly responsible for that last one, but I get your point." Mike nodded. "So, who are you rooting for, other than Katie of course." He mused.
Sadie giggled. "Well, of course I'd be rooting for Katie, but I think Bridgette, Dawn, and Samey are pretty awesome. I feel really bad for Samey, she has to live with Amy!" She said, taking a sip of her smoothie.
"Perhaps Amy just needs to be sung a song! Maybe she's never been sung a song before! Singing a song can make even the saddest of souls shine superbly with rays of sunshine!" Ella said delighted.
"Please, don't break into song." Mike said, stopping her. "We're kind of on a tight schedule and... it'd be rude to leave you in the middle of your singing."
"Oh, I suppose you have a point. That you for being so polite about it!" Ella smiled.
(Cruise Ship Confessional- We've got one too!)
Ella- "Oh why are all my princes taken by other princesses!" She said sadly. "Prince David was perfect, but only had eyes for Sky, and now Mike seems nice, maybe he's caught my eye!" She sang. "Oh, no matter how your heart is beating, if you keep on believing, your wish will come true!" She continued. "Oh, I wish my dream would come true. You know what they say: A dream is a wish your heart makes! When you're feeling-" The camera cut her of before she could sing more.
"Go long!" Lightning shouted, running and hurling a football across the Cruise Ship. The football spiraled perfectly through the air and came towards Tyler who was running around frantically trying to pinpoint where the football would land.
"I got it! I got it!" Tyler exclaimed. Of course, the football hit him square in the face and he went down on the deck. "Ow!" He cried as the football bounced away.
"Aw come on man!" Lightning complained upon seeing his fellow jock down, holding his nose. "If you're gonna play with the Lightning, you've gotta actually be able to play the game! Lightning don't wanna win unless there's at least a bit of a challenge!"
"Hey Lightning!" Cameron popped on screen. The jock whirled around and glared down at the small brainiac. "Uh...hi." Camera winced.
"What do you sha-want?" Lightning snapped. "Can't you see Lightning's busy, win-stealer?"
"Uh, can I interview someone else?" Cameron asked. The camera shook it's 'head' signifying no.
"I'll do it!" An unseen Topher shouted from the opposite side of the Cruise Ship, his voice echoing throughout the floating resort. The camera once again shook side-to-side and Cameron sighed.
"Alright, so what's your take on not being brought back this season?" Cameron asked, putting a shaking hand with the microphone up in Lightning's face for him to speak.
"Lightning was robbed! He still has unfinished business with you!" He snarled, jabbing a finger in Cameron's face, effectively crossing Cameron's eyes as he looked at his nose. "Not to mention he was sha-voted out second in the All-Star season, when clearly he's the most All Star-y of all the players that season!"
"So you feel you should be back on the show?" Cameron asked for clarification.
"Sha-duh!" Lightning rolled his eyes. "Besides, who wouldn't love a sexy beast like me!" He grinned, flexing his muscles. The second his eyes caught sight of said muscles, he fell in love and began kissing them and flexing them and mumbling stuff to himself.
Cameron's eye twitched as he found this very creepy. "Uh...let's go interview someone else and hope my brain has some cleansing soap." He moaned, walking away.
The bubble boy came up to Tyler who was just getting up from his fall, still holding his nose where the football had hit him. "Aw man." He winced. "Uh, I might've caught you at a bad time, but how's it feel to be eliminated?" Cameron asked him, holding up the mic.
"It sucks! I totally get it though, I screwed up. It's way more deserving than the last two times I was voted out." Tyler mumbled. "Courtney was so supposed to be out in season one and in World Tour, I was injured and was totally kicked off for no reason! I was blown up for crying out loud!" He ranted. "At least this time I feel like I was finally voted out for a justifiable reason, but hey, on the bright side I lasted longer than I did in season one! I may have done worse than World Tour, but it still wasn't a bad run, even athletes don't have the best of luck." He shrugged.
"Glad to hear you're a good sport about it." Cameron smiled. "But how did it feel to be the reason why you lost?" He continued to the interrogation.
"I felt like the world had come crumbling down." Tyler admitted with a sigh. "When Jasmine caught the ball I knew my game had melted from my grasp." He shook his head. "I don't know why I never seem to do good in sports challenges. Maybe it's the pressure." He thought.
"Um...yeah." Cameron agreed awkwardly.
"At least Lightning's being an awesome bro and helping me perfect my sports!" Tyler grinned. "But in the end, I don't care what anyone else thinks, I've got a hot girlfriend."
"I guess that's justifiable." Cameron shrugged. "Thank you for your time."
"No problem." Tyler smiled. "Lightning, go long, but still a little bit shorter!" He shouted, throwing the football surprisingly well into a nice spiral.
"Those aren't even sha-football words!" Lightning shouted.
"Hey Lindsay, how's the resort treating you?" Zoey asked, walking up to the blonde who was tanning on a beach chair by the poolside. The beach chair sat against the railing on the ship.
"Oh, hey Zelda! It's so fab!" She smiled, taking off her red-tinted sunglasses. She had a tanning sheet in both hands that reflected the sunlight onto her skin. "And I didn't even have to be on the show! Who needs a million dollars when you can relax in luxury on a Cruise Ship?" She exclaimed.
"Does it change your view on Chris? I mean, he did let you guys stay on the cruise ship without even competing in the game! That's pretty nice by Chris's standards." Zoey pointed out.
Suddenly, before Lindsay could answer, there were was a loud racket of pots and pans clattering and both girls, as well as everyone else on the cruise ship, turned and looked at what was happening.
Tyler turned his head to see what all the commotion was about and it was that moment that the football hit him in the side of the head again. Lightning's annoyed shouts of "Come on man!" Could be heard in the background.
Suddenly, the flip-doors to the kitchen burst open and Izzy ran out on all fours like a dog, holding a chicken leg in her mouth. Behind her, several angry cooks were chasing her with ladles, cleavers, knives, and spoons, shouting at the psycho-hose beast.
The stampede of cooks and one Izzy flew past Zoey and Lindsay, knocking the former over. "Whoa, hey!" She cried, holding her dizzy head.
Izzy bounded across the top deck with the chicken leg and climbed up the life-guard tower, looking down on the angry cooks who had crowded around the bottom. "Take it down!" One of the cooks in a tall chef hat shouted. He began kicking the lifeguard chair, wobbling it.
The other cooks saw this and began doing the same. Some kicked it, some used their cooking utensils, and others were just part of the crowd and decided to scream.
"What did she do?" Heather asked from a beach chair a few chairs down from Lindsay.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME A LIVE!" Izzy screeched. She held the chicken leg in one hand and pulled out a ketchup bottle with the other. The cooks gasped as Izzy pointed the bottle at them threateningly. "Don't make me use it!" She aimed the bottle at several cooks.
There was a pause and the camera focused on Izzy. Suddenly, a ladle was chucked up at the red-head hitting her upside the head. "THAT'S IT!" She roared. With that, Izzy squeezed the bottle, spraying ketchup all over the cooks and the floor of the deck. The cooks screamed as if they were melting like the Wicked Witch of the West, or it might have been the fact that Izzy was wasting their ketchup.
One of the chefs was splattered all over their upper body, knocking them to the ground. One of the other cooks looked down and gasped. The taken-down cook reached up and smeared three fingers of ketchup onto the other chef's hat, leaving a three-fingered mark. The hand went limp and the cook fell to the deck, eyes closed. [1]
Most of the cooks were squandering or fallen in the Great Ketchup Massacre, but several were still left. "Time for Izzy's escape plan!" She exclaimed, leaping off of the lifeguard chair. The remaining cooks saw this and continued after her, angrier than before.
However, about 95% of the cooks that were left slipped and fell in the ketchup. Izzy let out a wild and psychotic cackle as she headed for the railing. About three or four cooks got out of the slippery ketchup and continued to pursue her.
Izzy let out one last war cry and dove over the railing backwards, falling on her back, looking up at the Cruise Ship. "NEVER LET GO JACK!" She shouted, and with that, she splashed into water.
Zoey, Lindsay, and the cooks ran over to the railing (A few of them still slipping and sliding) and looked down to see bubbles on the surface, but that was it. "Is she..." Lindsay was cut off when a shark burst out of the water, Izzy riding on its back.
"HASTA LA VISTA SUCKAS!" Izzy cackled as the shark swam away, continuing to jump out of the water. The crazy redhead held onto the dorsal fin like she was riding a bucking bronco.
"Well that was certainly interesting." Zoey commented, eyes still wide. "But it made for good TV, right?" She asked the camera. This time it nodded, much to Zoey's delight.
"Where could Jo be?" Mike wondered as he wandered around the upper deck of the Cruise Ship. He searched the pool area, the tennis courts, the volleyball court, the cafe, she was nowhere to be found. "Maybe she's on the lower deck?" He tried.
The former MPD searched everywhere, even going into the bowels (yes I said bowels) of the Cruise Ship. Finally, Mike came back to the second deck in a small hallway that divided a gym and a restaurant with two doors leading outside onto the deck on either side.
Mike looked up at the gym sign and face-palmed. "Why didn't I come here first!" He cried. He groaned and trudged in and, sure enough, Jo was punching and kicking a red punching-bag.
"What are you doing here by yourself?" Mike asked.
"Well, I was voted off for playing the game." She rolled her eyes. "And no one here is really my friend. Plus, I don't really like anyone here." She said.
"What about Lightning?" Mike asked.
"Jockstrap? He's not my friend. I hate him!" Jo snapped, stopping after punching the bag. It flew up and came back and hit her in the side. "Gah! Stupid reject bag!" She growled, kicking it back, sending it flying off of the chain. "He's dumber than a bag of rocks!"
"So you have no friends?" Mike asked.
"Of course I do!" Jo snapped. "I'm not a loser like home-schooled." She rolled her eyes. "I just don't have friends here, these people are annoying."She scoffed.
"What about Brick?" Mike asked with a grin.
"What about him? He's a total moron! He doesn't know what he's doing in the game and he's too loyal. Not to mention he got me eliminated!" She snarled.
"So you don't consider him a friend?" Mike continued.
Jo paused. "He might be stupid and lame sometimes...but he's probably the closest thing to a friend I have here." She decided. "But he was a traitor." She growled.
"You were kind of of a jerk to him." Mike pointed out. "But that aside, let's take a look at something you didn't get to see. Jo's closing confessional!"
(Jo's Closing Confessional- Toto, I don't think we're in the outhouse anymore!)
Jo sat in fancy bathroom in the Cruise Ship resort. "Man, those people need to lighten up. This is a game where you look out for yourself, not others." She rolled her eyes. "Cody was expendable, it's not my fault he was eaten by a zombie shark! Besides, he cheated in the Superhero VR, that's payback in my opinion." She shrugged.
"I guess Brick and Tyler had it out for me, which is totally going against Brick's whole 'Good soldier' thing." She rolled her eyes. "I'm done with this show, I'm gonna go on a different show where people aren't so butt-hurt." She grumbled. "There's a new show called the Ridonculous Race coming out, 'sounds promising except that I have to have a teammate." She sighed. "So, in conclusion, this show is a load of crap. Thank you." She finished with a little head nod.
"Uh, hi Heather." Zoey waved to the Queen Bee who was tanning on a beach chair a few feet away from Lindsay. "I'm here to ask you about your opinion on being voted off."
"What's there to talk about?" Heather scoffed. "I got voted off and Brick freaking lied to me! What happened to 'honest Brick' or 'a cadet never lies'." She rolled her eyes. "Liar."
"Um...not to be rude, but haven't you done your fair share of lying?" Zoey asked her with an eyebrow raised.
"Yeah, but it's different. Brick is a cadet and specifically has 'no lying' codes." Heather said.
"Before we take a look at your Closing Confessional, tell me, what's your opinion on Amy?" Zoey asked her. "She's rising to be the biggest villain this season, maybe even rivaling with you! What do you think on that?"
"As much as I hate the little /censored/, I gotta admit, she's crafty, manipulative, and wicked, much like how I started out." Heather grinned. "My bet is that she'll be cut third or second." She guess. "I don't admire her, but she's a good starting villain."
"Alright, thanks for your input! Let's take a look at Heather's Closing Confessional now!" Zoey said.
(Heather's Closing Confessional- Drama of Oz? The Wizard of Drama?)
"AGH!" Heather screamed in frustration. "Brick is a liar! I know I was a liar, but he's a cadet. He's all about the truth and the codes! He's a total sham!" She shouted, throwing her hands up. "What's worse is Gwen is the one who pressed the button to kick me off! Gah, I've still got a sore back." She moaned, doing some stretches.
"And Chris, gimme my million, you still owe me!" She roared, pointing a finger at the camera. "The only upside to this is that I get to see Alejandro again." She said. There was a pause and she realized what she had said. "I mean, I want to see him again so I can taunt him and yell at him some more." She said. "Yeah, that's it..."
"Ooh, a little action with Alejandro, how's that relationship going?" Zoey questioned.
"None of your business." Heather snapped.
"Actually it's going quite well." Alejandro said, leaning into the conversation as he came and sat down on the beach chair next to Heather. "Since we've both been eliminated, the money isn't of concern anymore!" He grinned. "But don't worry, we're not getting lovey-dovey like we did back in All Stars, increible, that was a mess!" He shook his head.
"Don't remind me." Heather said with disgust. "That was scarier than acting like I was in love with you and almost falling off the bridge!" She exclaimed with shivers.
"Ah, mi amor, you enjoyed it though, I can tell." Alejandro grinned.
Heather suddenly slapped him across the face. "We are not dwelling back into that! No matter how much I might like you or dislike you!"
"Oh, so you like me but you don't want to show any affection? Why not make all the losers here feel bad that we're together and they don't have anyone?" Alejandro shouted back.
"Because that's stupid! They hate us anyway!" Heather retorted. "They'd think it was gross, and besides, I don't like you!"
"OH, SO NOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME?" Alejandro snapped.
"NO I DO LIKE YOU!" Heather shouted, although she sounded oddly heartfelt at the same time.
"WELL I LIKE YOU TOO!" Alejandro agreed, still yelling. The Spanish model leaned in for a kiss and Heather did the same while Zoey just stood there sweating, not sure what to make of the situation.
Heather opened her closed eyes and saw how close she was to kissing Alejandro. He gasped and quickly slapped him across the face once more. "Stop doing that!" She shouted.
"Stop slapping me!" Alejandro returned. And with that, they started up their argument again. Zoey nervously slipped away, which was probably a good decision.
Anne Maria, dressed in a redish-purple bikini was seen walking by the poolside headed towards the beach chairs. She was applying a can tan spray to her skin happily.
Lightning could be heard shouting "Go long, again!" From the other side of the deck. He threw the football and Tyler tried to get it, but it was going further over his head.
"I got it! I got it!" Tyler exclaimed, watching the football, arms outstretched to catch it as he ran backwards. Unfortunately, Anne Maria didn't see this coming and was swiftly knocked over by Tyler, landing was a splash in the pool.
Tyler came to a stop and surprisingly caught the ball. "Yeah! I got it!" He cheered. "Yes! Go Tyler, seat at the table!" He pumped his fists and began doing a little (and embarrassing) victory dance.
Suddenly, everyone in and around the pool gasped, seeing what Tyler had done. "What?" Tyler asked, looking into the pool to see a furious Anne Maria, except it looked nothing like the Jersey Shore rich girl.
The spray-on tan had completely melted off her face, drifting into the pool-water, causing Ezekiel, Beth, Staci, and Sam, the latter with a gameboy in hand, to quickly swim away and get out of the pool.
Splotches of the fake-tan were still dripping wetly off her face, making her look like she was melting. Lindsay screamed, Justin almost barfed, and DJ let out a terrified cry and hid behind some bushes.
With the spray-on tan gone, her skin was completely pale, like, vampire pale, like, Gwen pale. The chlorine in the pool had completely ruined her hair, causing it to stick to her head and neck with all of the runny hairspray.
To everyone's even more shock, the color of Anne Maria's hair seemed to be fading away, revealing that she had actually dyed her hair. When it was all said and done, her hair actually turned out to be red.
"Anne Maria's a ginger?" Sam exclaimed. "Huh-huh, cool!"
Anne Maria let out the single loudest, shrillest, most blood-curdling scream known to man, letting it echo across the water and most of Northern Canada.
Two alien ships were seen flying through space, Earth far below them in the distance. "Gir, do you feel a disturbance of which that is known as upsetting?" Asked one of the Facehogger Aliens.
"To what noise are you referring that which is called Zim." Asked the other alien, which looked identical.
Suddenly, Anne Maria's scream could be heard by the two aliens, forcing them to cover their aching ears. The sound waves shattered the glass on their space ship. "Gah! What was that noise that is referred to as horrible?!" Zim cried.
"I believe it came from the planet of which that is known as Earth." Gir replied. "Specifically the cold region of Canada." He informed his companion.
"Canada? Don't they have those that are referred to as mooses there?" Zim asked.
"It is just moose, and Yes, they also have items of which are known as Syrup, lumberjacks, and Canadian Bacon." Gir nodded.
"Isn't Canadian Bacon also the same thing as that which is known as ham?" Zim asked.
"That it is, alien acquaintance, Zim." Gir nodded.
"Then why don't they just call it bacon?!" Zim exclaimed, throwing his arms in the air in frustration. [2]
Flashing back to earth, everyone at the poolside gasped at the sight of the real Anne Maria. "Oh no, Taylor is so dead." Lindsay exclaimed. "Er...Tyler."
Anne Maria looked at Tyler with the scariest glare known to man. There was a pause and Anne Maria let out a furious scream, barreling out of the water after Tyler who was already running away in terror, screaming all the way.
"You stupid jock! Look what you've done, you've ruined the tan, ruined the hair, I'll get you for this!" She roared.
Once the two were gone, it got eerily quiet. "Uh, Lindsay, shouldn't you go be helping out your boyfriend?" Same inquired, not looking up from his game.
Lindsay's eyes widened in recollection and she quickly jumped out of her chair and ran after Anne Maria and Tyler. "Don't worry Travis! I'll save you!" She declared.
"Hey DJ!" Cameron greeted as he walked up to the brick-house with heart. DJ was laying on a beach chair with a bunny in his palm. "What's that you've got there?" Cameron asked. "Or should I say who." He mused.
"Oh, this is Bunny 3!" DJ smiled, stroking the little creature's fur. It gave a surprisingly deep-throated cough in response, startling Cameron.
"Three?" Cameron questioned.
"Yeah, I had Bunny, and then he got eaten by snake, eagle, and then shark." DJ sniffed, starting to tear up. "And then Bunny 2 was launched into the sky and flung into a barbeque. But nothing's gonna happen to Bunny 3." He grinned confidently.
"Nice to see you have a new pet!" Cameron smiled. "So, Bunny aside, what do you think about getting eliminated so early in the game this time? I mean, you did fairly well each season."
"Man, it kinda stinks to go second, but I do feel like it was justified." DJ said. "I'm not that strong in water challenges, so I kinda failed in the Splash Zone challenge." He admitted. "I have no regrets, and gladly left with my head held high." He nodded.
"Well, you've definitely been missed." Cameron chuckled. "Maybe you should apply to be the new cook instead of Chef!" He mused.
Suddenly, Bunny jumped out of DJ's hands and skittered towards the pool, jumping in and immediately sinking. "Bunny!" DJ cried, diving into the pool after his beloved pet. Soon, he resurfaced with a wet, but okay Bunny. "Don't go hopping off like that!" He scolded. "I don't want to lose you like I did with Bunny 1 and 2."
"You seem to have an odd chain of suicidal rabbits." Cameron observed. "Oh well, take care of Bunny DJ and thanks for the interview!" Cameron waved.
The camera panned across the pain pool area on the upper deck, stopping on Sadie and Ella at the smoothie bar once more. "Ella, do you think I should try to lose some weight?" Sadie asked. "This is a serious question...people have been calling me fat, overweight, chubby, and pudgy lately." She frowned.
Ella smiled. "You don't need my opinion do change your image! If you want to, then do what you please, you'll still be a fantastic Sadie either way!" She told her.
"Aw thanks!" Sadie smiled. "You know, you're a good substitute for Katie while she's away." She sighed. "Maybe you could join our friendship and become like, a BFFFL!"
"That would be wonderful!" Ella smiled. "But...I'm afraid I don't know what BFFFL stands for."
"BEST FEMALE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!" Sadie squealed happily, loud enough for her and the absent Katie. Ella was shocked out of her seat, landing with a small splash in the pool. "You know what Ella, I think I'm gonna work out with Jo, maybe she could give me a few tips in the gym! I really want to get skinnier like Katie."
"Do whatever your heart desires, maybe with the new look, you'll pick up a prince of your own!" Ella smiled. "You know what they say: Some day, my prince will come!" She sang. When she opened her eyes, Sadie was already off towards the gym.
Ella looked around. "Hmm...say, where has my pal, Sugar gone off to?" She wondered.
The sky had grown to night and all of the contestants that had been eliminated, or just weren't competing that season, were gathered by the poolside. "And at the end of the day, it comes down to a big party!" Mike narrated with exclamation.
Disco lights and music suddenly started up on the Cruise Ship and several of the contestants let out wild cheers and dances. "Yo, DJ Beardo here and it's time to drop what's hot!" Beardo said over the microphone. He was positioned at a DJ table, scratching records, beat-boxing into the microphone, and playing music all simultaneously.
"Let there be partying!" Leonard declared, casting his hands forward as if he magical powers (which he did not).
A zoomed-out shot of the Cruise Ship showed fireworks of red, green, blue, and more exploding into the night sky, illuminating the water. "And that's a wrap on the first Cruise of Lose!" Zoey said, the camera coming back onto the deck of the Cruise Ship and closing up on her. "I hope all you viewers liked it, and if you didn't be sure to be polite about it!"
Suddenly, Topher butted in, knocking Zoey over. "Who will be the next reject to find themselves here on the Cruise of Lose? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!" He said, the camera zooming out with each pause. "Yes! I've always wanted to do that!" He giggled.
~A/N~ I hope you guys enjoyed the first Cruise of Lose episode, and as Zoey said, be polite about it if you didn't like it XD In fact, if you found there to be something wrong with it, be sure to give me feedback so I can make the next one better! ;)
I realize the Cruise of Lose episodes won't always be as popular as the other episodes, but I think their fun because they give some characters we don't get to see their screen time, as well as wrapping up with the ousted contestants. Not to mention I plan to have some small plots go on in these as well. Plus, I think there were a couple good gags. ;)
So, where do you think Sadie's plot will be going, now that she's resolved to work out and exercise with Jo? Where did Sugar go? Will Tyler live to see tomorrow with Anne Maria hunting him down? All these questions and more probably won't be answered in the next couple episodes!
[1]- SLIGHT SPOILER ALERT FOR THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE! But I had to put in a Star Wars: The Force Awakens reference, what with it's new release! As most of you who have seen the movie (probably over four times) can guess, this scene is a reference to the beginning of the movie where the dying Stormtrooper streaks three fingers of blood across Finn's helmet, although in this case it was ketchup!
[2]- Zim and Gir are the names of two characters from Invader Zim which was a classic Nicktoons show that was cancelled too soon, as many have said. I decided to throw this in for fun.
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