Xemnas was holding a meeting for the first Organization XIII in the Grey Area

"As you know, we have located the Keyblade Bearer, Sora. We need to be in top shape to succeed. You may be thinking right now, why are we here in the Grey Area and not in the Round Room?" Xemnas said before waving his hand. The couches, chairs, and tables disappeared. "It is because I called you here for extra training." Everyone except Saix groaned. "We've got a long way to go." Xemnas began to sing motivationally to the Organization.

"Let's get down to business to regain our hearts
So, to be successful, you must do your parts"

Summon you're weapons and pick a partner to practice with. Saix, seeing as your job is to hand out the missions and oversee the paperwork rather than go on missions, you are excused," Xemnas ordered. Axel, looking for something easy, picked Demyx. Demyx tried to use water several times, but it evaporated before it even touched Axel.

"You're the saddest bunch I ever met
And you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you"

Demyx accidentally splashed water on Xemnas. Filled with fury, Xemnas turned to Demyx. Demyx shrunk under his superior's glare.

"Tranquil as the forest but a fire within
Once you find your center, you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you"

"Um, Superior? Could I go to the bathroom?" Demyx requested.

"Fine," Xemnas grumbled with an eye roll. Xemnas began trading places with the different Organization members to fight their opponent. The members he fought sang in terror as there were many close calls to peril, seeing as none were quite as skilled as their leader.

"I'm never gonna catch my breath," Zexion sang.

"Say goodbye to those who knew me," Xaldin managed.

"Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym," Vexen shrieked after a near-death experience.

"This guy's got us scared to death," Axel continued.

"Hope he doesn't see right through me," Demyx sang from his bedroom while reading a comic book and eating chocolate chip cookies.

"Each moment just keeps looking more grim," Zexion finished.

"Be a man," They all sang.

"We must be swift as the coursing river," Xemnas continued.

"Be a man," They repeated.

"With all the strength of a great typhoon," Xemnas sang.

"Be a man," They all sang again.

Xemnas went back to singing.
"With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us till our hearts arrive
Heed my every order, and you might survive"

Saix came in, dragging Demyx into the room.
"I'm unsuited for the rage of war
May I please go to my room," Demyx sang, hoping that he would be excused.

Xemnas apparently thought that he wasn't worth the headache because he replied by singing,
"How could I make a man out of you?" Demyx left, taking it as permission to leave. The rest of the Organization finished the song while training.

"Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon"

"Superior, I'm not sure if you noticed this, but I'm a girl," Larxene stated.

"Oh... right. In that case, you are excused. The rest of you, get back to training," Xemnas ordered.


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