In the Castle That Never Was, Xehanort was discussing failures with the new Organization XIII

"Why can't any of you defeat that dull, ordinary boy?!" Master Xehanort yelled.

"Well, it wasn't like he was alone, Xehanort," Vanitas countered calmly.

"Yeah. What are we supposed to do? Kill the guardians of light?" Xigbar asked.

"Precisely," Xehanort replied. He snapped his fingers, and Xemnas turned on the speaker, which began playing ominous-sounding music.

"I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthogs backside
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The light are not all on upstairs
But we're talking blades and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer"

Vanitas cut in. "And where do we feature?"

Xehanort smirked. "Just listen to teacher.
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice delicious squared
Be prepared"

"Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?" Xigbar asked.

"For the death of the guardians of light," Xehanort replied.

"Oh, are they all sick?" Xigbar wondered.

"No, fool. We're going to kill them. Sora included," Xehanort mused.

"Great idea. Who needs a keyblade anyway?" Xigbar agreed.

Xigbar, along with Saix, whose brains were temporarily fried from his heart melding with Xehanort's chanted, "No blade, no blade, la la la la la la." Xehanort grew frustrated.

"Idiots! I have a keyblade!" He reminded them.

"Awww," Xigbar and Saix groaned.

"My fellow seekers of darkness, continue with me, and you'll never be treated as an outcast of the darkness again!" Xehanort announced. The organization cheered and started singing.

"It's great that we're all so connected
With a master who's always adored"

Master Xehanort continued the song.
"Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't have success without me!
So prepare for the coup of a century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Take charge, undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared"

The rest of the organization helped finish the song.

"Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared"

"So, how are we going to kill them?" Xigbar asked.

"I was thinking a heard of buffalo might do the trick," Xehanort replied.

"I thought we had to clash with them to make the X-blade," Vanitas pointed out.

"Logic is evil!" Xehanort screamed in frustration before leaving the room.

"So we're not going to kill them?" Xigbar asked.

"It appears that way," Vanitas replied.

Hope you liked this one. I've been meaning to do it for a while. It was so much fun looking up all the words in this song that I didn't know. Scar has an extensive vocabulary. Speaking of large vocabularies, has anyone else noticed that the Organization members in Re:Chain of Memories use words that you have to look up? I mean, seriously, who uses the word denouement?

Thank you, Cloudhead and TheyAllStartOutOrdinary, for your reviews.