Patrick was fast asleep. His arms hung down the side of the couch, and drool dripped out of his mouth. Morgenne walked over to him and shook him.
"Patrick. Patrick, wake up." Morgenne shook him harder.
Patrick opened his eyes and looked around.
"W-What?" Patrick sat up and scratched his head.
"Hey, uh, we're about to order take out, what do you want?" Morgenne asked him.
Patrick stared at her like she had three heads.
"Uh, hello? Earth to Patrick, do we have contact?" Morgenne joked.
Patrick shook his head. "Uh, I'll have General Tso's chicken." Patrick stood up.
Morgenne nodded and walked off. Patrick stood up and walked off to check on the Packaging Team. He walked in and everyone was doing their respective job, packing weird out of this world items and driving them off. It was perfect.
Cleetus ate a bowl of chips while he watched TV. Suddenly, his phone started ringing, he picked it up.
"Hello?" Cleetus asked with a mouthful of chips.
"Good evening Cleetus Franklin Jr. Im Agent Kazdam and i'm head leader of the R.M.H, we're having a recruitment project and were wondering if you would be interested in joining." Agent Kazdam explained.
Cleetus sat there for a few seconds, dazed.
"Well, uh, I'm not really looking for a job like that, besides, I have a girlfriend and a job." Cleetus kept eating chips.
Agent Kazdam chuckled.
"Well, I'm afraid it's less of a choice, and more of an order." Agent Kazdam said.
Cleetus felt weirded out. Suddenly, he felt a syringe in his neck and he passed out, Inception and Brouhahah carried Cleetus out.
Cleetus woke up in a large, grayish white room. He sat up and looked down at the black and white tile floor, he stared at the paintings on the wall and then he saw the large rectangle table next to him. Cleetus stood up and sat in the end seat, Agent Kazdam was sitting at the other end of the table with a glass of wine, he was wearing sunglasses, a hat, and a suit. He shoved a glass to Cleetus. Kazdam took a sip and began talking.
"So, Cleetus, you are now part of te R.M.H." Kazdam explained.
Cleetus went to talk, but Kazdam stopped him.
"Before you say anything, I must tell you that this is not an option, but, there are some perks to having this job." Kazdam waved for something.
A robot rolled over to Cleetus and held out a fancy suit with a tie and black pants, along with some kind of tablet.
"First of all, there is your complementary suit, it comes equipped with camouflaging, heating and cooling, and a tracker for the agency, which comes in handy if you get kidnapped and you dont have to worry about it getting pulled off, your whole suit is a tracker. Now, you also get, your portable database that allows you to track any allies nearby, and allows you to access the Agency's database. Finally, there is your watch, it looks normal so it will blend in, it can make a hologram of the area around you, allow you to communicate with the Agency and shoot lasers. There is also your earpiece, obviously." Kazdam rubbed his hands together.
The robot handed Cleetus the suit, watch, tablet and earpiece.
"I'll let you get into your new attire before we continue with the meeting." Kazdam gently tapped on the table.
Cleetus nodded, got up and walked into the changing room.
When he was finished, he sat back down. Kazdam looked happy.
"Now, there are more perks, but we'll go over those later. We must go over your mission and Agency name." Kazdam said.
"Wait, my name is changing?" Cleetus asked.
"No, no, no, your name will be the same, but on missions you will be called Agent Albert, or just Albert." Kazdam picked up a folder and opened it up.
"Now, I need to tell you your mission. This will be a solo mission, so, no one can fix your fuck ups, no pressure." Kazdam joked.
Cleetus fake laughed.
"So, you need to infiltrate Amazook inc. In there, you must gain their trust, you must find out as much as you can about them, then report it back to us." Kazdam ordered.
Cleetus fiddled with his tie.
"You'll need this." Kazdam slid the folder over to him, Cleetus caught it.
He opened it and looked in it.
"There are 4 pictures, those people are the main people, you must gain their trust first. The one with the pyramid on his head is name Patrick Fiddle, he is the CEO, the purple girl is Morgenne, she is suspected to be Patrick's girlfriend, the rainbowish one is named Googol_chroem, he is their best friend, and the last one is 74j, again, a best friend that works there." Kazdam explained.
Cleetus nodded. "So, how am I supposed to get in?" Cleetus asked.
"We have a picture of the entrance and a picture of the code the scanner scans in the folder." Kazdam pointed at the folder.
Cleetus nodded. "Well, lets go see the rest of my perks!" Cleetus said.
Kazdam got up and Cleetus followed him. They entered a large garage like room. There was a Lotus Elise, a jet ski, and a helicopter.
"These are all yours!" Kazdam smiled.
Cleetus's jaw dropped. "All of this!?" Cleetus cheered.
Kazdam chuckled. "Well Agent, your work is laid out for you, good luck!" Kazdam saluted Cleetus. Cleetus saluted back.
He jumped onto the jet ski, the wall opened and Cleetus sped off.
Everyone was sitting at a table and eating their Chinese food, it was delicious. Patrick was definitely in a better mood than before.
"This is really good!" Morgenne said with a mouth full of Pad Thai.
Everyone else nodded and mmm-hmmmed in agreement. They finished their food and cleaned their plates off, it was about 10:00pm so Googol_chroem and 74j went to bed, Patrick and Morgenne stayed up. They watched some TV together. Patrick kept looking over at Morgenne every so often. He slid his arm around her shoulder and she didnt even flinch. They sat their for about 5 minutes before she said something.
"Smooth." Morgenne smirked, Patrick smirked too.
"What?" Patrick joked. Morgenne chuckled.
They sat there silently for a few seconds.
"Look I need to tell you I-" Morgenne stopped him.
"I know you do." Morgenne said, Patrick smiled.
Morgenne pulled him close and kissed him, Patrick's eyes were about to burst out of his head.
Cleetus walked up to the wall.
"Look, I think I should wait till tommorrow morning, everyone is probably asleep." Cleetus said into the watch.
"No, get in, and if everyone is asleep, stay there till someone gets up." Kazdam ordered.
Cleetus rolled his eyes. He pressed some buttons on his tablet and his suit camouflaged to look like his overalls and white shirt. He held the picture up to the scanner, the wall opened and Cleetus walked in.
Morgenne and Patrick were making out on the couch when Cleetus walked in, he jumped back slightly, but he noticed they didn't even see him. Cleetus crept out of the living room and into the kitchen, he peered out of the doorway every so often. He heard Morgenne say something about getting undressed.
"Shoot." Cleetus whispered to himself.
Patrick pulled off his white suit off. Cleetus bit down on his fist as he watched. He placed a hand on the counter, but he accidentally knocked over a rack of knives, and it was loud.
"What was that?" Morgenne asked.
She turned around, Patrick turned her back around.
"Im sure its nothing, probably a rat or Googol_chroem going to get a midnight snack." Patrick was trying to get laid.
"I dont know..." Morgenne said.
"Come on, we're having a good time!" Patrick smiled.
Morgenne sighed. "Yeah, you're right." Morgenne smiled.
Cleetus sighed in relief. He sneaked out of the kitchen and down a hallway with 6 doors. Cleetus wiggled the knob of all of them as he walked by, they were all locked, except the final one. Cleetus snuck into the room and put on his night vision glasses, the whole room was revealed. It was purple and had a large bed and a bunch of bureaus and chairs too. Cleetus scavenged through the bureaus trying to find something. He looked under the bed and under furniture. He heard footsteps coming towards the room. Cleetus almost screamed, he ran over to the bed and hid under it. Morgenne walked in, she was some how in pajamas. She got in the bed and went to sleep. Cleetus crept out from under the bed and ran out of the bedroom. He turned around and looked into the bedroom to make sure she was asleep. Cleetus turned and ran forward, but stopped. Patrick was standing there, fully dressed, staring at him angrily. Cleetus stepped back. They stared at each other for a solid minute. Cleetus ran to the left then to the right, he made it past Patrick, but Patrick grabbed him and pulled him back.
"AHHH! Please dont kill me!" Cleetus shouted.
Patrick said nothing, he dragged him into the kitchen and slammed his head onto the counter. Patrick picked up a knife from the ground and held it against Cleetus's neck.
"So, who are you?" Patrick asked.
Cleetus whimpered. "I-I'm Cleetus Franklin, I work for the R.M.H" Cleetus shivered.
Patrick held the knife tighter against Cleetus's neck.
"Oh really?" Patrick grabbed the folder out of Cleetus's pocket. He scavenged through it.
"Those mother fuckers." Patrick slammed the counter. He turned to face Cleetus who was now standing.
"You're staying here." Patrick pointed at Cleetus.
Cleetus nodded. Patrick seemed to calm down.
"There's a spare bedroom at the end of the hallway, go get it." Patrick motioned to the hallway.
Cleetus nodded and walked to the bedroom, shaking the whole way. He didnt know how he'd get out of this.