(A/N: As I type on my keyboard, I must tell you today

That this may be last post in a while, I must say

And I deeply apologize, it's not you it's me!

Simply being preoccupied with work, school and family

You may have just noticed I'm speaking in rhyme

Just keeping with the theme, what with it being holiday time!

So as I finish my work, editing so it can be just right

Happy holidays to you my fellow fanficers! And to all a good night!)

For the past two years, it has made Tarot's holidays of nightmare instead of something to be enjoyed… The Krampus. A tribe of long tonged goat people that come during the fifth of December to punish children they deem naughty and take them away from their homes, all while their parents are hypnotized from the creature's bells. She failed to stop them the first year and with her sister's help only managed to annoy them. This year she received a disturbing message… That the Krampus were coming right to her front door…

Tarot, Jon and Raven stood side by side outside the mansion expecting Krampus to appear in a flash of fire and brimstone. But he did not… he had a better idea as he clicked his fingernails together in the distance. With a ring of his bell, he bewitched the two witch sisters as they smiled widely disrobed themselves, completely unaware of the fact that it was freezing. Jon shook them and yelled at them to snap out of it, but it was all or naught. "Krampus…" he growled. With a laugh and a prance, he appeared in front of them, telling them that it was his plan. "They stopped me twice in a row by answering children's begging, but not this time. This time I will have my fun." Jon growled as he begun to literally steam. "You better release them from your spell or I'm going to…" Krampus laughed loudly at the blonde man, amused with his empty threats. "A mere mortal like you, thinking you can take me?!" With a roar, he summoned a bolt of flame and threw it towards the yule devil. It exploded in a blue plume… Krampus stood completely unharmed but with a scowl on his face. Jon leapt towards him ignoring the fact that his attack did nothing a landing a hook on his nose again leaving no damage. Krampus simply cackled at Jon's attempt to hurt him and grabbed his basket. "My turn…" he laughed as he shoved it over Jon's head then kicked him aside. With him done with he turned his attention to the two witches and commanded them to head over to a nearby decorated pine tree. They bent over, their butts in the air as Krampus whipped them with glee. They felt no pain but pleasure as the birch whips bit into their skin. He ran his serpentine lounge over their bottoms as they glowed red from the whipping.

By the time Jon burned his way out of the barrel he had enough, he saw the Krampus dressing the Tarot and Raven with Christmas lights. "That's enough! Come over here so I can kick your ass you horned freak!" His entire body lit up in blue flames ready to incinerate the devil but he simply laughed. "Can you not see these women want me to play with them? You need to lighten up and I know just how to help you." With a wave of his arm, an eruption of fire and in the center was a feminine figure. "Oh no… not this again…" he groaned.

The fire dissipated and there stood another Krampus… but a female version for the Skeleton Man. She had horns with bells wrapped around one of them, a tail and carried a birch branch with full intent of what to do with it. "Oh yes! I've been waiting for the opportunity to meet you, Skeleton Man! I've heard so much about you and I just had to meet you myself!" Without another word, she leapt towards him, her birch branch raised. Before he could react, she jumped over his head and whipped him. As he tried to run, the she-Krampus ran after him. Laughing wildly as she chased her prey. Jon tried to counterattack with a stream of fire but she simply inhaled it. She then turned around and farted it back towards him with a loud 'BRRRP!' The force (and the smell) was enough to knock him onto his back. She blushed from her lewd act as she leapt and landed on top of him. This went better than she planned! She had him and it was so easy. She bent down and parted her lips as she shoved her long tongue into his mouth. She blushed from her stolen. Jon was not as happy. He turned his head and spit into the snow. "Oh don't be like that! You loved it!"

"NO. I. DIDN'T!" his fist lit up again as he forced it into her jaw. It exploded on impact but the only thing that changed on her face was a small layer of smoke. For a second she looked genuinely hurt but was soon replaced with a look of pure fury. A blood curdling shriek erupted from her mouth as she raised her claws and bared her fangs ready to tear him apart. "You don't want to have some fun?! Fine! Time to punish!"

"WAIT!" he cried fearfully.

"WHAT?!" she shrieked. Jon reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a paper bag. She-Krampus snatched it out of his hands. She looked inside as her eyes widened in surprise...

She looked at the bag of apples and oranges like it was a diamond suitcase filled with money. Her eyes darted between the bag and the man in front of him. Soon a smile began to widen as she began to laugh with glee.

"I accept!" she cried unexpectedly. She leaned down and began to kiss Jon all over his face. Licking and smooching until his face was covered in saliva.

"Okay…"

The Krampus laughed at his victory. He finally got his revenge on the naughty witches who ruined his hunt not once, but twice! "Ha-ha! How does it feel? To be humiliated in such a way. To have your bodies defiled in such a way. And we have only just begun." He approached the pale skinned one and ripped her thong off, ready to claim them as his permanently. "Perhaps after I am done with you, I will share you with my brothers. Tis a season for generosity after all!"

"You get away from them" he heard as a familiar flame slammed against the back of his head. He turned around and rolled his eyes. There he was again. The blonde skeleton… "You again!" he said indignantly. "I thought for sure she took care of you." The She-Krampus leapt out of nowhere as she grabbed his horns and pulled backwards, throwing him good distance. Krampus raised his head and could not believe his eyes. The She-Krampus, a sister from her own dimension was standing with the Skeleton Man, crouched on the ground next to Jon both of them ready for a fight." Sister. Why are you standing with this mortal?! He wishes to defend these two atrocities" she simply raised the paper bag she held and pulled out a red apple. He simply nodded… "I see… very well then…" with a burst of flame he conjured another birch branch. With both hands holding the tools of his people, he steeled himself. He did not think he would have to fight one of his own that night…

Jon stood in the snow triumphant. His entire body covered in claw marks and both eyes blackened from the fight. But it was done. The Krampus laid unconscious in front of him. Covered in bite marks and burns. The She-Krampus next to him knelt down and picked him up fireman style. "Thanks for the help." he said.

"Oh don't worry" she said strangely seductively. "it's the very least I can do." She strutted away from him as she prepared to teleport herself and her passenger back to their dimension but not before turning her head and blowing a kiss at her. He wondered this for a moment before decideing to forget about it. He rushed back to Tarot and Raven as they began to come to.

Raven winced at her pained backside. The welts stung her badly. "What the hell happened? Its not even sunrise yet and the Krampus is gone."

Tarot shrugged, unsure herself. "Maybe Jon surprised us both and managed to defeat him on his own." She said doubtfully.

"Oh don't worry girls…" he said, surprising them both as he grabbed their aching buttocks. They didn't notice that he was using his magick to heal them both and began htting his chest playfully. They laughed jokily at Jon's lewdness as he Tarot in for a kiss. Happy that she was alright. Raven tapped his shoulder and tapped her foot indicating what she wanted. Turned to her and kissed her as well. Their tounges dancing as Tarot watched giggling. Raven always preferred French kissing to regular ones. Raven stealthily lifted her hand and flicked Jon in his groin, her magick causing him to suddenly release. He back off as he gasped at the growing wet spot on his pants.

"Raven!" Jon and Tarot groaned angrily at her as she smiled coyly. It was hard for Jon to be angry at her from his orgasm. Raven crossed her arms. "What?! Just trying to get Jon in the old Christmas mood!" she laughed. "Speaking of which, how on earth did you manage to defeat the Krampus?"

"Oh. He summoned another one but I managed to convince her to help me out."

"Really?" Tarot and Raven raised their eyebrows, noticing the feminine pronoun and getting a good idea what he meant by help.

"I-it's not what you think!" he sputtered "I read that the only weakness a Krampus has is to give them apples and oranges. I didn't think it would actually work. Good thing it did…"

"What obscure and twisted tome told you that fruit would be a good way to deal with spank happy demons?" Raven inquired.

"Wikipedia." Jon shrugged casually.