(A/N: Let me start by apologizing for being inactive for so long. I'm sure some people have forgotten about my page since I haven't written for "The Skeleton Man Chronicles" for almost a year. For those of you loyal enough to stay, I applaud you and present you my Gift to you. A new chapter introducing a new regular character! Merry Christmas to the lot of you!
Jon always tended to drool when he snored. Just ask the ladies at the Black Rose Manor. The only thing that could stop him was if somebody woke him up. Like the current female rustling under his covers. Jon stirred awake from his sleep in pleasure but mostly in annoyance at the assumed werecat playing with him.
"Boo…" he muttered "I thought I told you to knock this off! How did you even get inside the house?"
"Who is this 'Boo' you're talking about, sexy? Is that one of those little names you humans like to give each other?" It was a voice that Jon only heard once and he hoped it would be the last time. He immediately tried to jump out of the bed but was weighed down by his unwelcome guest. He flipped the covers and saw who was pleasuring him. The first thing he noticed was her long, serpentine tongue licking his top as her clawed hand massage his balls. The mischievous smile on her face went eerily well with the horns on top of her head, an assortment of balls tied around one of them as her tail wagging happily. Her solid yellow eyes stared right into his, as though she was trying to look directly into his soul.
"Good Morning!" the She-Krampus squealed as she wrapped her whole tongue around him and swallowed him whole. Jon tried to fight back but was suddenly overcome with pleasure. He was used to oral sex before but not like this. Her tongue worked in a way that felt like an oil covered hand job.
Jon tried to gather enough of his thoughts to cast a spell to fight back or at the very least push her away. "W-What the hell are you doing here?! What do you want?!". The She- Krampus tried to talk back but since her mouth was full all her words came out as mumbles. The vibrations from her talking combined with the fellatio made him lose control as he came explosively down her mouth. She swallowed his release with glee with each audible gulp and finally released him from her grip.
"Tee-Hee! Our first mouth game! You came with such force. Your so delicious!" she licked her lips as she blushed ready for more but Jon wasn't interested as he rolled off the floor and crawled towards the corner of his room. He managed to mumble a few magic words to summon a fire ball and readied himself for a fight. "Now, now none of that. I didn't come a fight. I just want to spend time with my new mate." She said with a wink. Jon's fireball puffed out from her words. She crawled towards him like a cat and settled down next to him.
"Mate?! What are you talking about?!" The She-Krampus giggled and with a wave of her hands she conjured a paper bag. The same paper bag that Jon gave her. She pulled out one of the apples inside and took a bite, a look of pure bliss on her face as she enjoyed the juiciness and flavor. "Remember when you gave me this fruit? In my home dimension this is a symbol of love. Fruit this fresh and delicious is extremely hard to come by. Finding this many means that you care an awful lot about someone close to you. A lover…" she leapt on top of Jon and pressed her breasts against his chest. "Now I get going to stay on the surface world with you! And were going to be together forever!" She laughed as she wrapped Jon in her arms and gave him a big hug. Her tail leapt to live and curled into a heart shape to get her point across but Jon felt differently. "I need help..." he thought….
It was surprisingly easy to convince her to put a blanket over her and quietly get into his car. What was difficult was keeping her hands to herself. She was extremely curious about her surrounding as she played with the car buttons and watched the windows go up and down. She kept asking questions about how the car could move without anything to pull it and where they were going. He almost had to fight her to keep her inside and not jump out to look inside one of the stores they past. She wouldn't stop drooling from passing the cake shop. She managed to get out of the car to scare and punish a few school children ditching school. Luckily, he managed to convince them she was just in a costume as he carried her flailing form back into the car. "Just one spanking! It won't even leave a mark! I promise!" she cried. Though there was no real damage, the children would most likely not try ditching again as they ran back to the local school…
Raven and Tarot were both shocked when Jon walk in with a Krampus riding piggyback. "What the hell is that thing doing here and why is it hugging you?!" Raven shrieked. The She-Krampus hissed at the naughty dark witch. Tarot quietly readied herseld to hit the She-Krampus with every spell she her from saveing the children who called for her help was one thing but invading her home twice and kidnapping her lover was unforgivable…
"Everyone calm down! She's not here to fight" Jon stated hoping to calm them down. The two witches were not ready to lower their guard but were willing to listen Jon sighed in relief. He suggested they all moved to the kitchen area to talk about what to do next. After getting the guest to stop raiding the fridge he explained their situation.
"Never!" Raven hissed. "I am not letting that thing become your plaything Jon! You're my of Discussion!" Raven turned her head to Tarot who gave her a pointed look. "I mean… He is betrothed to Tarot and I doubt she will be willing to share any more than she has to." The She-Krampus tilted her head in curiosity at Tarot. "What do you mean 'betrothed'" she asked. Tarot showed her ring to the creature.
"This ring has the same meaning as your fruit. It means Jon and I are to be wedded. We are to be together through this life and the next."
"And since she was asked first, that means she can choose who she can be with. Mostly other humans and not furry goat people" Raven smirked. Jon simply rolled his eyes. Raven could be so possessive sometimes. "So how about you leave before we make you leave." Raven made a shooing motion to get her point across.
"But-but I don't want to leave. The human world is so pretty and there are so many things and foods I want to try." Her lipped quivered and her eyes went wide. "Please don't make me go back! You don't know what it's like back home. It smells bad and all the other Krampusus always get drunk and try to have their way with me. I want to stay up here and play with Jon and try that iced cream stuff I always hear about!" The trio wasn't sure what to think. A Krampus; a creature dedicated to punishing children and was wreaking havoc on them a few days ago, on her knees begging them not to kick her out. "Okay you stay here. We need to have a talk before we decide."
Tarot, Raven and Jon stepped outside to decide what to do with their new guest. "So, what do you guys think?" Jon asked.
"Were not seriously considering keeping that thing." Raven said. "Her species has caused nothing but trouble for us. The drugging, the insults, the spankings and now one of them want to live in our house. Never!" she hissed. "Tarot, you agree with me, right? Right?" Tarot didn't answer as she was deep in thought. "… Maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea" she stated.
"Seriously?!" Jon and Raven cried at the same time. Tarot simply nodded and continued. "Every encounter we have with the Krampus doesn't end well for us. They manage to overpower us each time and none of our spells do any lasting damage. Now we might have an edge. One of their own is willing to help us. If she is willing to come to our side and help us, it would be unwise to just get rid of her. If we did she might come back for revenge"
"You do realize what she wants from me right?" Jon asked. Tarot smirked at her beloved. "Well you do have that effect on us ladies don't you. If having sex with you is all she is looking for then that's a price I'm fine with." Jon blushed, surprised at her her nonchalance at this issue. When they returned to the kitchen they found the She-Krampus on the table holding Pooka. "Who's a pwetty kitty. You are! Yes, you are!" Both their tails waggled enjoying each other's company as she turned her head towards the others. "Hello!" she said. Raven stared daggers at Pooka as he flew from the room. "Fur-faced traitor!" she muttered.
Jon stepped towards her. "We've had a talk and we've come to a decision. You can stay here with us." She slowly began to smile until she was beaming ear to pointy ear. She suddenly leapt up and crushed her lips to his. She wrapped her legs around his waist and laughed like wildly. "I promise to be the best lover you ever had!" she cried. Jon had to calm her down before he could talk again. "I wouldn't get too excited! If you're going to stay here you have to follow our rules." She titled her head not understanding. "First off all do you have a name?" he asked
"A… name? No, my kind doesn't use stuff like that. We know who we are." She shrugged
"Well, were going to have to give you one." Jon looked at the bells wrapped around her horn and leg. Noticing the holiday theme, a thought came to mind. "How about… Tinsel?"
"Tin…Sel" she sounded out. "I like it! It's cute! Like me!" Tinsel grinned. Tarot stepped forward ready to lay down the law with their new house mate. "Okay enough pleasantries. Now, about the rules: The first rule is that you must ask Jon before having sex with him. Even with a fiancé and multiple lovers, he can still be shy and consent is important to him. The next rule is that if you are to stay here you should be useful. If you don't know how to clean you will have to. No leaving any messes. Do you know ant glamour spells to look human?" Tinsel nodded. "Good you need it if you plan on going into town to try the local Ice-cream parlor. Not all humans are as accepting of the supernatural as we are. This next rule is the most important one: You cannot just go around blindly punishing children. That is not how we do things. We do fight bad people, however and you can help us with that. Finally… since I am his first lover I automatically get first dibs on him at all times. I am willing to share with him but only if you behave and obey the rules. Understood?"
Tinsel stared into Tarot eyes and realized that she was serious. She released herself from Jon and approached her. "Okay" she simply said. If that is what I have to do to stay up here, I will follow those rules." Her sudden maturity surprised them all. "Okay then its settled. Welcome to the Black Rose Manor."
"Hooray!" She cried in excitement and suddenly grabbed Tarot in a monster bear hug. Tarot was surprised at her sudden mood changes. "Hey! If he offered treasures to both of us, does this mean that were like sisters now? I never had a sister before just brothers. I can already tell this is going to be so much fun!"
"Okay, okay. Everyone's happy. Now how about you let Tarot go before you crush her." Jon said as he put her hands on Tinsel's shoulders. Tinsel released Tarot and turned around the press her chest against Jon. "Oooooo! Ready to consummate our relationship already? Let's hurry up and find a bedroom. Hey sister! Can we play now? Can we huh huh?!".
Raven groaned, both palms covering her face. "This can't be happening. This cannot be happening."
(A/N:There you go. A new member has been added to Jon's little harem. Pretty sure if I ever do a chapter with Tinsel and Boo they would become instant Bffs. ;) Let me know how you feel about this chapter and feel free to leave a few suggestions on what you want to see next!)
