Well, since we're nearing the tail end of June, it's time for the sneak peek of the next story that's part of my 'Complete One Incomplete Story A Month' project, and since next month is Tokyo Mew Mew Month, this is going to be a slight taste for what's to come! Now, you're probably wondering, out of all these fics, why would I want to update this one? It looks like a crack fic, you might say. Well, sometimes it's nice to dwell in the insanity... plus, there is a valid reason for coming back to this one, which you'll see in a moment. Anyway, enjoy!
And so, the Mews and the Cyniclons tried their best as Ichigo, Lettuce, Mint, Zakuro, Kisshu and Pai looked everywhere in Tokyo for the missing Mew and the loose Chimera Anima, all of them worried not only for their sanity, but for everyone's lives. After all, a Chimera Anima was still a monster by standard. But everywhere the Mews and the aliens went, through all of the city landscapes of Tokyo, to even Kisshu and Pai teleporting around, there seemed to be no sign of Pudding Fong or the monster anywhere in sight.
As for Ryou and Keiichiro, they were doing their best on the front, using the computers to try to track down Mew Pudding's location, getting a world map view of Earth to see where Pudding could have went. After all, she did say that she was going to leave with her 'groom' to a foreign country that allowed weddings of strange creatures and humans together. So they tried hitting all the hot spots they could... the Middle Eastern countries, Sudan, China, Las Vegas... nothing seemed to be hitting anywhere. Everyone had grown quite worried for the poor girl, wondering if she was even okay.
As for Taruto, he was still standing... standing in shock and hurt, looking down on the floor as he just looked horrified. The girl he loved... and the Chimera Anima he created just... ran off together? He was trying to rattle his brain on that regard, wondering what sense it made. He tried for hours and hours, trying to figure out where he went wrong, but every time he thinks he came across an answer, another, impossible one enters his head. In other words, he was still reeling in from the news.
And pretty soon, after about five hours, the Mews, the aliens, and the two humans came back to the table as Ichigo asked, "Did you find her?"
Ryou sadly shook his head. "Nothing. It was almost as if Pudding disappeared off the world."
"Ugh... this is all my fault." Kisshu sighed as he looked down.
"You know what, yes it was. If you hadn't entered the Café at a bad time, we wouldn't even BE in this mess right now!" Ichigo frowned as she crossed her arms.
"Hey, come on, Kitty. You know I'm a fan of these charades just as much as you are." Kisshu grinned... before sighing. "I just regret that we didn't predict this coming. I mean, I know the monkey girl was always random at certain points, but I didn't think she would go... THIS random."
"Ugh..." Ichigo held her head.
"Well, I am not tolerating any of Pudding's shenanigans anymore!" Mint frowned. "It's bad enough she took one of my favorite rings, now she's playing marriage... with a creature made from an uncooked chicken? I still think this is the most stupidest thing I've ever heard, and I said that out loud!"
Zakuro sighed a little as she turned to the blue haired girl. "I think we all agree that Pudding is... special in her own way. But we can't just ignore these problems. Sooner or later, we need to have her confront this on her own..."
"I-if we can ever find her." Lettuce said nervously as Pai put a hand on her shoulder, rubbing it in comfort.
"I'm sure we will. Don't worry about that..." Pai said calmly.
Ryou gave a sigh as he looked over at Keiichiro, who looked to be in thought. "Keiichiro?"
"Hmmm... this could be a theory, but what if she's not ON Earth, but on another planet somewhere?" Keiichiro asked.
"On another planet? Impossible!" Ichigo frowned.
"We have aliens next to us, I think that possibility is there." Ryou noted. "Kisshu, Pai, do any of your... Chimera Animas have the ability to take people into space and travel to distant planets?"
Kisshu and Pai looked at each other in thought as Pai shook his head. "None that we know of... but even if we did, why would we bother?"
"Besides..." Kisshu grinned. "I prefer to have our Chimera Animas stay on the ground... on Earth."
Pai nodded... as he paused. "Although..."
"Don't get any ideas." Ichigo glared at the two aliens as the two backed down. "Deep Blue may no longer be available, but that doesn't mean you should be going off doing your own blasted things!"
Pai rolled his eyes a little. "Whatever... anyway, no, I don't think that's possible."
Ryou groaned as he held his head. "Ugh, well, we have to think of SOMETHING. It's not like Pudding and that monster are going to walk right in the front door."
The green haired alien sighed as he turned towards the front door as he said, "And you just cued her in."
"Uh, I'm sorry, what are you-" Ryou started to ask.
All of a sudden, as if by a miracle, two people had walked back inside the Café Mew Mew, both of them looking delighted and happy as they were holding a hand and wing respectively.
"Hi, guys! We're back from our wedding!" Pudding grinned.
"PUDDING!" The girls gasped happily as they ran over and snagged her in a hug, happily weeping for her.
"Uh, guys, seriously, put me down." Pudding laughed a little as the girls dropped her.
"Oh, Pudding we were so-" Ichigo grinned... before the words that Pudding said before had finally caught up with her. "Wait, what? MARRIED?! HOW?!"
"Like I told you..." Pudding gave a smirk. "Chicken Chimera Anima and I went to another world to get married."
"How is that possible?" Ryou frowned. "We've looked everywhere, and we couldn't sense your Mew Pendant."
"Well..." Pudding smirked slightly. "Of course you wouldn't sense it. I did say we married in another world... isn't that right, Kisshu?"
Everyone paused as they slowly turned to an embarrassed Kisshu, who held his head and groaned. "I knew I shouldn't have gave this girl some of the Cyniclon DNA to give her teleportation powers..."
"I'm sorry, you did what?" Pai's eyes widened.
"I'm really sorry you guys missed the wedding, but it was really spectacular. Bucky played the minister and Curly had to play the other roles. Oh, Marcie was skeptical, but she couldn't argue about our true love together." Pudding gave a shrug. "But hey, I love Chicken Chimera Anima and he loves me. Isn't that right, boo?"
The Chicken Chimera Anima bowed its head down and roared right in Pudding's face as the girl giggled. "Aw, sweetie, don't talk dirty with me!"
"Uh, what?" Ichigo blinked. "Bucky? Curly? Are those those other weird friends that we see you talk with at the Café Mew Mew whenever you're not busy?"
"Hmmmm… could be." Pudding smirked. "Hey, where's Taruto? Taruto?"
"In the kitchen!" Taruto called out as everyone turned towards the kitchen entrance.
"Taruto?" Kisshu asked as he and Pai flew over and peeked in the kitchen. "Have you been standing in the kitchen this whole time?"
Inside the kitchen of Café Mew Mew, Taruto just stood, with a dark look on his face that nobody could see as he said, simply, "Yes... and I've been biding my time, you see... because that monster I made ran off with my girl... and that monster is going to pay dearly with his life..."
"Aw, that's sweet of you, Taru Taru." Pudding smiled as she peeked inside. "Anyway, me and Chicken Chimera Anima have to go back home to meet the family. Dad's on another trip, unfortunately, but I'm sure my siblings would LOVE to see their new brother in-law."
"Wait, Pudding! You can't be serious with this! We can't let this monster run loose in the city! You'll freak them out!" Ryou called out, but Pudding had already turned and climbed on the chicken chimera anima.
"Don't worry. He can soar into the sky, it's no big issue! BYE!" Pudding smiled as the chicken Chimera Anima took off and made another big hole in the room.
The blonde haired boss just watched in horror as he angrily called out, "STOP MAKING HOLES IN THE ROOF! YOU KNOW THAT'S COMING OUT OF EVERYONE'S PAYCHECK!"
"Wh-what?" Ichigo's eyes widened, before groaning. "Ugh. That's it, we need to get rid of that thing. That thing isn't healthy for Pudding's life."
"I think we can agree, anything she's interested in isn't healthy for her lifestyle." Zakuro sighed.
"B-but look at Pudding. She seems so happy with the abomination of a monster." Lettuce said. "Is it really bad that we take it away from her?"
Everyone immediately glared at Lettuce, as she yelped. "Y-you're right, stupid question. I'm so sorry..."
"We just got get rid of the Para Para that's in its' body and we can immediately cook that chicken up, right?" Taruto asked. "So it has to work."
"Do you think Pudding is making it up about the wedding?" Keiichiro asked as everyone turned to him.
Mint could only laugh. "Come on, it's Pudding. She could have easily made this stuff up to prank us."
"But why would she do that?" Zakuro asked in curiosity. "It's quite a conundrum for her to go through all this trouble, don't you think? What is she trying to prove?"
"It's Pudding. Sometimes, we don't know how her mind works." Taruto sighed as he motioned over to him. "And I think we need the brains of a kid to outsmart a kid."
"Do you have a plan?" Zakuro asked as she turned towards the confident looking alien, raising an eyebrow.
"You bet I do! Listen up!" Taruto said as everyone gathered around the kid, listening to the plan.
And as they did so, they nodded and nodded as Pai's face gave a smirk, followed by Kisshu. Mint and Ichigo wore the most devilish faces this side of Tokyo, with Ryou and Keiichiro nodding along. Lettuce felt unsure, but Zakuro remained neutral, but she seemed to approve the plan, whatever it was. Once the plan was went over, they gave a nod as they looked at the clock. They needed to make a strike, and they needed to do it now!
And with that, the second chapter is completed! How did you guys like it? Next time, the others try to put their plan into action in order to separate Pudding from her 'one true love'... but will this plan succeed? There will be more to come next month, so don't miss out! Anyway, read, review, criticize and suggest, folks!