First off... soooo sorry for the late update. My apologies, busy, busy, busy.

Disclaimer: I don't own KND, which belongs to the talent Mr. Warburton

Also this Chapter is rated M. Read if you don't mind otherwise read something else. Lemon ahead, short but still there...

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Chapter 13: Down to Business

Abigail was lost in thought, sitting passenger to Hoagie in the back seat of Rachel's car. The gang spent the majority of the morning at the Uno resident, while Nigel reconnected with his parents. Now it was well into the evening and they were heading downtown toward his hotel to grab his belongings.

'Mmm mmm mmm, what a day dis turnt out ta be. Not only did we get attacked, but by da Delightfuls no less… Ain't dat bout a… Things keep gettin crazier and crazier, Abby don't like it. At least Numbuh One got ta see his parents again, and dey rememba him!' She smirked 'Guess the KND did somethin right fo once. Abby gotta hand it to Numbuh Infinity, as mysterious as he was, he sho was a good guy. Still Abby thinks it's weird how those damn lemonheads, are afta Nigel just because dey are searchin fo Father. How did dey even know he was here, or where ta find em. Somethin just don't add up ta Abby…' She thought

She felt a hand on her shoulder gently shaking her.

Hoagie speaks "Hey Abs, we're here." She looks up, noticing that Rachel and Nigel had already exited the vehicle.

"Oh… Uh thanks Sugah, Abby was just lost in her head." She stated unbuckling herself and opening the door.

He smirked "It's all good babe, not like we are being hunted down or anything." Hopping up onto the trunk of the car, he took a seat "Come here."

He gestures toward himself as Abby walks around the car to the back. Turning away from him, she leans into his embrace as he leans over to wrap his arms around her. She sighs, slightly melting against him, letting the tension flow from her body.

Speaking softly "Listen Abs, don't worry too much okay? Everything will be okay. We won't let anything happen to Numbuh One. I know what you're thinking, and I think the same thing. Trust me, after all these years the DCFDTL just shows up outta nowhere, pretty much around the same time as Nigel! I mean what are the chances of that happening? Like a bajillion to one, there is no way this is a coincidence." He waves one of his arms slightly "Personally I think that they might have some tracking device on him, but since he's been in space they were too far out range to find him. Honestly that's the only thing that makes sense, obviously those brats were tracking us as well or at least had us under observation. How else could they know where we went to school at or followed us to Lime Ricky's?"

"Exactly what Abby was thinkin baby! Abby is tryin ta put da puzzle pieces togetha." She states, closing her eyes

Leaning his head into her hat he replies "That's what you have me for sweetheart; I'm the brains of this operation. I'll figure it out one way or another. Don't you work yourself up over this; we'll all figure this out as a team. I'm sure Fanny and Patton may have some clues and we'll discuss this with our fearless leaders when we reach the campus later." He smiles "But hey, in the mean time we get to skip out on class!" He cheered

Abby chuckles "Really Hoags, dat's what you're happy about?"

"Heck yea, Mr. Peats classes are starting to drag on… it's a good thing midterms are pretty much done. All we really need to do is worry about graduation, and then we are scott free!"

Shaking her head she smiled 'Only flyboy here can take a serious moment and change da mood ta something lighthearted. But Abby guess he does have a point. Graduation is da only thing dat Abby should be worryin bout, we've beat those Delightful brats countless times befo. Abby's sure we will whoop their butts again, if we have ta…'

'Graduation…" Her eyes popped open 'Oh licorice… didn't da girls say something bout Hoagie proposin?'

"Hey Hoags…?"

"Hmm…?" Came his muffled reply

Nervously she asks "S…so what are your plans fo afta we graduate? Abby knows you want ta go into da pilot program, but any otha plans?" She leans slightly to the side to look up at her boyfriend.

Lazily he answers "Yeah, you know I've always wanted to fly. If I don't get into the program…" He yawns "I've thought of joining the Airforce or something, with a degree I have a higher chance of getting a piloting job. Just as a backup though."

"Is dat all?" Abby sounded relieved, but somewhat disappointed

"No…" He drawled "Depending on when I get my career started, you know maybe get married, have some kids. You know the whole master family plan, white picket fence and all." He chuckles sleepily

Slightly embarrassed, she looks at him drifting, but decides to ask him another question. "Do…does dis whole masta plan… involve Abby?"

Snuggling closer to her, almost half asleep he whispers "Of course… who else would I have as my wife?"

Shifting, she turned her head away. Quickly she hid under the rim of her cap as she flushed a deep red, which her dark complexion barely hid. Leaning back, she supported most of Hoagie's weight as he fell into an impromptu nap.

'Maaannn, dis boy is gone give Abby a heart attack sayin stuff like dat. Abby po lil heart wasn't ready fo dat, not in da slightest! Well… at least dat confirms one of da thangs Abby was wondern bout. Now Abby just have ta wait and see when dis fool decides ta pop da question. Abby don't know why she is so surprised… we have been togetha fo eight years, basically known each otha all our lives. Plus…' She smirks closing her eyes 'Abby thinks she is ready ta be Mrs. Hogarth Pennywhistle Gilligan.'

Walking through the lobby, Rachel and Nigel made their way up to his temporary room via elevator. Nigel had a bit more pep in his step, compared to earlier in the morning. Now that he was over the revelation that the DCFDTL were hunting him down. Focusing on the fact that his parents were ecstatic to see him and were very proud of the work he's done, made him more than a little overjoyed. Already aware that only Racheal and he were inside the hotel, he didn't mind much seeing as he only had a few possessions to grab. Looking down to his left, noticing his… girlfriend? Leaning against him as the elevator doors closed.

'Hmm I guess she is my girlfriend now, who would have thought that this ol chap would pull the most talented operatives in the organizations?' He chuckles

Rachel looks up at him and smiles "What's so funny?"

He smiles "Oh nothing, just thinking I'm the luckiest man on earth. I have amazing parents, wonderful friends, and an even more stunning girlfriend by my side. What more could a bloke ask for?"

Surprised her eyes widen "G…G…Girlfriend?"

Abashedly he responds "W…Well yeah, especially after the other night… I uh…assumed, you know… that we were together."

Hurriedly she replies "Ohh… uh yeah of course. It…it… the statement just caught me off guard." She laughs while blushing.

Draping an arm around her, he leans over, whispering "Maybe I should say it more often."

Going into full on blush mode, she tries to look away, but he caresses he face and pulls her into a passionate kiss. Startling her once again, as she slowly begins to reciprocate the actions of her 'boyfriend'. 'God I'm going to have to get use to that.' she notices

Being the gentleman he likes to think he is, he stops the kiss to allow the woman to breath. Opening his eyes and looking down upon her flush face, half lidded eyes… he couldn't help but capture her lips once more. Deciding he was no gentleman in that moment, but a selfish child who wanted more of his sweet dessert. His arms glide down her body caressing her in every way. Guiding her backwards toward the doors of the elevator while pressing his body up against hers, getting deeper into their make out session. As he places both hands on her hips, lifting her up as she wraps her legs around his waist. Involuntarily he thrusts upward, her added weight pressing down on his groin. A small groan caught in his throat as he felt the need to be closer to her.

'Blast… we need to get out of this bloody elevator. I doubt Rachel would approve of me taking her right here…or now…' He thought

After a few more floors, the elevator dings sounding their arrival to the twelfth floor. Silently thanking the heavens, he secures his hold on his girlfriend and makes his way down the hall. Trying to keep his focus, he nearly trips as Rachel starts attacking his neck. As she weaves her slim hands inside his dress shirt, sensually massaging his lean body, eager to remove it from his shoulders. Fumbling and adjusting to reach into his pocket he pulls out his key-card, hastily throwing the door open. Gently prying the woman off him, he tosses her onto the king sized mattress. She lets out a small squeak, then giggles, looking up at the man in front of her. He looks down at her, removing his glasses, placing them on the desk. Quickly he removes his vest, then fumbles slightly with his belt, but manages to unbuckle them; he makes his way to the bed. Crawling to the edge of the bed, he grabs her legs and drags her to the edge. Hovering over, kissing her lush lips, and all the while cupping her perky breast. Listening to her soft moans as he continued to stroke her figure, he removed her shirt in the process. Leaning back he pulled his own shirt and tank top off tossing them to the side. As he did this he felt a tug at his pants, turning back Rachel had begun unbuttoning his pant, pulling down the zipper. Placing his hands on top of hers, she stopped moving.

He whispers huskily "Wait… I got this, you just relax there is no need to rush."

"S…Sorry… I just…"

"Hey no need to apologize, I'm just as eager as you… if not more, if you couldn't already tell." He smirks pointing to the bulge in his pants. '

Before she could respond, he pulls her into him with a kiss and lays her down. Making his way to the hem of her capris, he tugs them off as she arches her back to give him a bit of help. Discarding the garment, he holds her legs trailing kisses along the inside of her thighs, feeling her shiver underneath his touch. He knew she was sensitive to his touch and though he was still learning her body, he knew just the right places to get her riled up. Placing her leg on his shoulder, he fondles her thighs, slowly inching toward her sweet center. Moving her panties aside, he begins to prod her lips with his digits. Hearing her gasp, he continues to tease, eventually inserting one then two fingers. Pumping in and out at an even pace, letting her enjoy his intrusion. Planting a quick kiss on her lips, licking the side of her face he moves toward the crook of her neck. Nipping at her neck, lick, kiss, and repeat; He bites down adding to her pleasure and his own as he she moans out his name, he quickens his pace adding a third digit.

She moans "Ah… Ni…Nigel…." Feeling the shivers he keeps going "Mmm….please…"

He flicks her clitoris with his thumb, getting the reaction he expected, he groans himself as she bucks beneath his grasp. Momentarily he stops, and looks down, looking into the lust filled eyes watching his every movement. He winks, grabbing her other leg, he lifts it pulling her closer and begins to lap at her folds. Rachel squeals, grabbing a hold of his smooth head, feeling for something to grab on to.

'Oh why doesn't he have hair!' she groans

She ends up latching onto one of his ears and he provides her with his hand. She squeezes as the pleasure intensifies. Maneuvering his tongue around he explores her hot garden, as she squirmed around, he knew she was close, using his free hand he inserted his thumb up her anus and that was all she needed to push her over the edge. A gush of juices flow onto his lips, enjoying himself he kept going helping her ride out her climax. Lowering her down on the bed he watches her trying to catch her breath.

"Are you okay Rach?"

"Mmm…mhmm" she replies not having the energy to form complete sentences.

He waits for her to recover, pulling out his appendage slowly stroking it to ease the ache.

Rachel sluggishly opens her eyes, looking down at him. She reaches down toward her opening, pushing her two middle digits inside herself rubbing slightly. Bringing her fingers back to her lips, she tastes herself.

Gripping his cock he pumps faster 'Oh bloody hell! That was fucking hot!'

He crawls over giving her a zealous kiss, stroking her face.

Pulling away he asks "Ready?"

She nods, grabbing onto him and pulling him down into another kiss. Lining himself up, he starts to push into her sex with a bit of effort. He was moving in and out, entering inch by inch until he was at least halfway inside. Giving one big thrust, sliding all the way inside his member starts the throb, he stays still trying not to cum so soon. Though it was hard, he starting thrusting his hips, focusing on keeping himself going. He was there to pleasure his girl, not himself, so he had to make it last. Though he was having an internal struggle within himself, Rachel was enjoying finally having him connected to her.

"Faa…faster…" she gasps "Faster! Oh… God, deeper! Ohhh…"

He complied though he didn't know for how much longer he could hold it. To save him some time he paused, lifted her up and turned her around. Deciding to take her from behind, he pushes her forward as he re-enters her. Grabbing her shoulder to leverage himself, he thrusts deep inside her awaiting pussy. Plowing hard and fast, he realized that his position change would not help his under-developed libido. So he had to finish as quickly as possible, hoping to get her off first, with the deep hard penetration. He continued to thrust reveling in her moans, taking his free hand to massage her clit with each pump. He could feel her walls squeeze on his cock, sensing she was near her end he picked up his pace. Leaning over her bit down on the side of her neck, cause her to clinch up singling her release. Not soon after a few more thrusts he came himself.

"Oh thank god!" he gasps collapsing beside her.

Catching her breath she laughs, looking over to her sweaty boyfriend.

She coos "Oh my baby tired?" smirking "It's okay Nigel, you are getting there. You're a quick learner, much better than the other day. To think lil 'ol me was the one to take the great Nigel Uno's virginity." She smiles

He gives her a weary smile "An honor it was my dear. One day, I'll be able to keep up with you." He chuckles

"Still what I don't get is that you are great at flirting, but you've never done anything sexual before me…how come?" She pondered

He let out a breath "Well flirting and the art of seduction was a part of our curriculum as an operative. As I got older, some mission required us to get close to other clientele to gather information. As for the last part of your query… well I really didn't want my first time to be with some alien. No offense to them but… well I prefer to be with someone of my own species." He blushed

Understanding he logic, she gives him a peck on the lips. Nigel looks at his watch, noticing the time he sits up.

"Well we've been up her about an hour. I'm sure Hoagie and Abby must be tired of waiting on us. Want to save time by joining me for a shower?"

"Oh shoot I forgot… Yea, it'll save us some time."

The two hurried off into the bathroom for a quick shower. Hopefully that didn't take them too long. Lord knows they'd already be questioned for being gone so long.

'Please let my friends not question or embarrass me.' He hoped

Making their way down to their forgotten friends, after a two-hour absence, they tried to be casual. Nigel strolled to his girl's car with his go bag in one hand and his arm around her waist. Reaching the car, he noticed his friends sleeping on the trunk, Hoagie laid out on the rear window, while Abby leaned into him. Letting go of Rachel, he walks to the back to wake the couple as Rach starts the car.

"Oy… oy wake up guys, we have got to get going. It's starting to get late and we have an enormous amount of work to do if we are going after the DCFDTL." He shook them both, hoping it wouldn't take them too much time to come around.

"Alright, alright…we're up, we're up." Groggily Hoagie leaned forward, careful not knock his lady off his lap. Grabbing her around the waist, he rubs his eyes and asks, "How long we been out for?"

Guiltily not making eye contact, Nigel replies "Oh about and hour or so… I had to pack, shower, and get a change of clothes. Sorry it took so long, mate. Now let's get going, times a wasting." Ushering them both off the trunk, so he could dump his bag into the back. Once done, he hurried onto the passenger seat, praying Hoagie didn't ask any more questions.

Yawning, Abby chimes in, "Honey it's alright, we got a well-deserved nap in. Abby don't care, what time it is. Let's get down to business and track down some ol sourheads. Now where are we headed?"

Nigel silently thanked the lord, for the change of topic. He also blushed as he noticed Abby wink at him, giving her signature smirk. He almost died of embarrassment 'Of course, Abby would figure out why we were gone so long. I guess Hoags, is still out of it to put two and two together.' He silently groaned

Rachel speaking up for the first time, since arriving at her car. "We have a couple of options really. Before we can go off hunting down those brats, we really need a plan. So, I suggest we go brainstorm, we can either go back to the tree-house, dormitory, or Lime Ricky's. If y'all have any other suggestions I'm all ears." She stated

"Abby don't think Lime Ricky's place is da best, seeing as dey know we frequent da place."

"I agree with Abs, but the dorms are kinda far as well. I think it would be best to stay local." Suggested Hoagie

"Right, though the Tree-house is a great spot, I'd like to keep my parents far from danger if all possible." Input Nigel

"Where to then?" Asked Rachel

The group lounged inside the car, trying to think of possible locations, that wouldn't be known to prying eyes.

Nigel hesitated, not sure if they would like the idea "Uh… well we could always stop by … uh Chad's place… If not there we could go beneath the treehouse were the book of KND was found." He quickly added

Rachel though, "As temping as it would be to grill Chad for going AWOL, I doubt his parents would like our intrusion. Is it safe underground?"

"Quiet…" He answered relieved they didn't jump down his throat. "Nobody knows about it, but us. I never revealed that the base of the tree is where Numbuh Zero, my dad, ran his sector in secret from Grandfather. I know I said, I'd rather not involve my parents, but it's the only place I could think of. It's really the only other option, unless you'd like to get your own families involved in this growing conflict?" He questioned

"Naw Sugah, my folk have enough fuss dealin with Cree."

"Mom is still putting up with Gran, and whatever stunts Tommy is pulling these days, so hard pass."

"My folks don't live around here anymore, but I doubt it'd be good to bring them trouble after finally being on my own. Plus, Harvey would make a mess of things." Rachel stated

"Then it's settled gents, we will go back to the Tree-house and plan out our next move. There is a secret entrance not to far from my home, we'll have to park further away as to not draw any attention." Nigel informed

With a silent agreement and no additional ideas, the group made there way back to the Uno residence. Pulling off, roughly a block from the house, Nigel led them down a hill to an old outhouse. Behind it, a rested a large bolder, Nigel ran his hands along the side of the outdoor latrine looking for… something. The others waited, watching to see if anyone was around. The bolder rumbled, shaking suddenly as it shifted of to the side revealing a trapdoor. Reaching down, Nigel press another hidden switch, producing a keypad. Punching in his pin, the door split open with piercing creek, from metal that hasn't been opened in a long while.

"Here we are, welcome to the Numbuh Zero's secret lair." He smiled proudly, escorting the guys to go forward

Never having been down here, Rachel was surprised. The rustic exterior of the place felt out of place with the KND vibe. Everything was old and outdated, minus a few things she could tell were brought in by a much younger Sector V. She continued looking around, amazed at what she saw.

Nigel spoke up, "I had Hoagie install that entrance years ago. Nobody would ever go near an outhouse. Most don't even know what it's for, but we use to come here every so often when we really needed to get away. This place is more of a fallout shelter if you will, whenever we came across heavy attack with no other means of escape, we'd come here."

Hoagie went to the fridge, which he presumably installed as well. Pressing a few buttons, a few Colas flew out a long tube. "Anyone want one? Guess mom, stocked some more for my bro, hope he won't miss em." Handing one to Abby, giving the others to the couple

"Thanks Baby, yeah it's been awhile, Abby almost forgot about it. Let's get to da briefin room, I'm sho we'd be mo comfortable in there."

They continued walking down the long hall, passing by old Victorian furniture with a mix of 80-90's style furniture. The wood was old, some even replaced or covered with duct tape and some other weird green gooey substance. Coming into the room that they desired, there was a large root growing with a podium in front, surrounded by bean bag chairs. The roots weaved throughout the place and even went trough some of the fixtures. On the far side of the room, their hung a portrait of the Uno's, or at least Grandfather and his two sons, Monty and Benjamin.

Rachel eyed the photo "Wow… is that Father? He looked so… so young and innocent."

"Yeah right… Father innocent, now there's a laugh" Hoagie snorted

"Yes, that is my good ol Uncle…before he became Father. Looks can always be deceiving Rachel, my dear." He stated placing his bag down, he and Hoagie pulled up a table and some regular chairs.

"Let's get started." Nigel said as everyone joined the table

"Now honey, where do we start? We have no clue where those delightfuls are. Abby is sho dey know exactly where we are gonna be."

"Right, I'm sure those goons have been spying on us from day one. We need to find them and hand their asses to em on a silver platter!" Hoagie suggested

"As much as I like that idea, as Abby said, we don't know where they are. Not to mention we have no idea of what they are capable of." He sighed

"Nigel's right… so far they have been using our old adversaries and pretty much stalking us, but aside from that we know nothing about them. Obviously, their motivation is Nigel and Father. Their goal is pretty narrow minded… unless they have something more planned upon finding him. If that's not the case, we could actually help them out." Rachel pondered

"Are you serious? Us help them…! The DCFDTL… after all they've done to us?" Hoagie exclaimed

"Yeah, I don't follow, Rach, I know we help kids everywhere but, those guys are beyond help. Abby don't see how or why we should."

"Now hold on, I feel that way too, but just saying if we did, maybe that will get them off our back." Rachel defended

"That is bloody absurd, those heathens can find their own bat shit crazy father. I have no desire to help, I'd rather go live with the rainbow monkeys…again."

Rachel sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose, "Guys! I understand how you feel…. But it's just a suggestion. Do you want them attacking you every five minutes trying to get information about Father that you don't have? We all know they can't think for their selves or separately for that matter. Father was their brain and they the body, for a lack of a better way to put it. I know they may have grown up, but do you really think they have a legit plan? I mean yes, they do have a grudge upon you guys and the organization as a whole… and would possibly want to destroy us, but as of right now they haven't. The KND is safe, we may not be, but I don't really think they are after the new age of KND members." Rachel explained

The trio sat there with frowns, thinking over her explanation. Still not liking it one bit, at least they gave it some thought

"I still think they are up to something. I think Father being gone is a good thing honestly, but if it would get them off our asses, then what the heck. I guess we can help em out, but how do we know they won't double cross us?" Hoagie asked

"Dat right there is da big issue… Once they find Father den what? Who's to say Father won't try and kill Nigel or us? Abby don't like dem odds, it's too risky fo Abby."

Nigel groaned, "Fine! I guess we can… but I'm not going to like this one bit. I would prefer to do it with out having to interact with those idiots." He stated getting up

"Great, so I guess we agree on helping, but we still need to come up with a way to find him without getting Nigel killed. Now that leads us back to the main conundrum, how to we find Father?"

Abby and Hoagie just shrugged their shoulder, neither having a clue on where to start

"We find him with this." Nigel informed

They looked over, and gasped. There stood Nigel holding up a black pipe… and they all knew exactly who it belonged to…

Hope you like this, as always i try to update as frequently as possible.

This has been on my computer unfinished for a while, but I'm currently pumping out the next chapter. Hopefully it doesn't take to long to update.

Also I'm going try and wrap this story up, but i have plans for a sequel, because not everything will be resolved in this one.

Again hope you enjoy and see you soon my lovelies!