Chapter 5: Hyper Trip
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Location- 100,000 light years past the Andromeda Galaxy, present time
"Ugh, what just happened" was what the elderly awakening fallen said as he woke atop another body blurred in his vision.
Azazel then heard another voice say "My head, I knew that heinous man would pull a stunt like this" and spoke to it saying "Grayfia that you, I can't see a damn thing".
The next voice to speak was one they both recognized that said "Shit that hurts everyone alright, Rias where are you". Grayfia said "Hyoudou it's you, can you see anything?" and he responded "No but I do feel something big and soft under me, my eyes sting like hell, no offense".
Then the next to speak was Akeno who said "Oh my!, Issei I think, your grabbing my breast, quite the charmer even in danger aren't you?" and he replied "Um, unless it's long like a-" but stopped as he then realized what he was suggesting.
Then Vali Lucifer spoke to say in a hesitant tone "Red Dragon Emperor, if that's you grabbing at me...I'll kill us all in one blast if I have to".
Then Asia said frantically upon adjusting to the voices "Who turned off the lights, I can't see anything someone make it stop!" and as she said this, the rather big group was blasted by a gush of foamy liquid, soaking them all.
Then as the foam ceased, it quickly evaporated as they one by one regained their sight.
As they soon begin to see their surroundings, the moment is short lived as many shout in unison "AAAAHHH!".
The first to speak was Issei who said "Why the fuck was my hand touching you dude, dammit" as he sprawled unknowingly on the floor and Vali said nothing as he did the same.
Then Akeno said with a smile "Kiba, would you kindly remove your hand, you seem to have your hand full" as he immediately saw his hand clutching her left breast.
He then replied shoving himself away saying "My sincerest apologies Akeno" as she sat giggling as she replied "Not a problem, it was actually quite a pleasure".
Azazel then looked around the room as his eyes adjusted and saw that they all ended up in a icy white lit room, whistling in amazement.
He then said "Wow!, wherever we are it certainly outclasses the Black Knight station by alot in tech that's for sure, just look at this stuff!"
At this, everyone present had witnessed the sight too, around them were moving chrome like pillars that resembled DNA models that seemed to be made of liquid.
Beyond the pillars , laid a wall traced in tiny black dots that also seemed to move smoothly in the same manners as the pillars.
Then they all got up from atop each other to take into their surroundings as the next to speak was Irina who said "It can't be, this looks like-" but was cut off by the blonde angel leader who said "The same substances that heaven is composed of...impossible".
The moment was once again short lived as they all felt a large burst of energy from Ophis who arose from beneath them.
She then started lifting off the floor growling angrily "Where..is Zamiel?!" as she was abruptly interrupt by a strange calm male voice "Calm yourself master Ophis, I just cleaned these floors and I won't have you mess them up again".
They all turn to see a floating ball of purple light where the voice orignated as it continued "Good morning, my name is EVON, the A.I control of Vola-1 which is where you are now, I've been awaiting you all to awake for 3 days".
Ophis then said angrily "I don't care, bring your master to me at once!" as it said "Commencing detaining supply launch" as a dart suddenly hits her neck, causing the gothic loli to stumble to ground on her knees.
Vali then looks at this and says angrily "What have you done to her machine?!" as the A.I says "Only what has been instructed, the temporary restraint of her powers, she needs it during her fits".
Azazel then spoke saying "Funny, you say it like you've done it before, why is that?" with a raised confused brow.
EVON then says "Of course, 78 times in the last eons, she's had these since 100 earth years before the 1st rebirth of the omniverse".
Azazel then stares eyes wide as the floor begins to shift underneath them all, causing them to align in a straight line unwillingly.
EVON then says "Please hold all questions til we've reached the bridge, the master awaits you there" as Serafall says "Hey! why can't I move?".
EVON then says "As I said please hold your questions, I assure you your answers will be filled at the bridge, please don't resist" as it turns red and says in a deep growl "OR ILL TAKE YOU TO THE LAB AND DISSECT YOU TIL I TIRE FROM YOUR BEGGING CRIES FOR HELP, YOU DELICIOUS LOOKING MORSEL!"
She then instinctively tenses up at this as EVON says calmly "So shall we proceed, Good" as the floor begins to move them all like a conveyor belt line, pushing them through an opening made as it appears to form itself with blocks.
Ophis says to it "This isn't over EVON" as they move a corridor made from the same material as the room before . Venelana then said "Dear when we meet with him, you know what to do" as Zeoticus said "Yes, but I have some doubt it won't work, we barely could keep up when Zamiel trained us, plus even we don't know Z's full capabilities til this day".
Upon hearing this as they slowly make their way down, Rias asked in suspicion "Tell me father, what do you know about Zamiel?".
He then closed his eyes saying "Before the great war, demons had begun to truly make their mark in the rebellion against heaven, then we were introduced to Zamiel by the Four Great Satans, I myself was young then at the time but back then Zamiel was a woman".
Issei then shouted in shock "A what?!" as Venelena interrupted "Yes, back then Zamiel introduced herself as the voice behind why we rebelled and defected, taught us how the God we knew was not all powerful after all".
Zeoticus continued "Yes, then unknowingly she persuaded the Fallen Angels too but they did not like the idea of joining forces and wanted power for themselves"
At this, Azazel then chimed in "Still don't regret it, but yeah that's the gist of it, but one thing neither of us figured out".
Rias said curiously "Which is?" and he continued "Why Zamiel, always laughed when all 3 sides asked him where 'she' went during the Great War".
Then before they continued, they abruptly stopped as the A.I said "We have arrived, careful not rile up the master, Z's rather well spaced out ironically tehe" as they nodded to each other in unison and walked inside single filed.
The group then takes a moment to view around the rather large room, but then they notice in the middle of the room sat a jet black chair where someone sat with their back turned from them all.
A familiar voice spoke and said in a raspy tone "Who dare disturb the hawk's nest!" as the man now known as Zamiel rotates in the chair to face them.
Zamiel then stands up to form a white cane with a diamond shaped handle while it twirls in his hand.
He then walks towards them slowly saying in chuckle "Relax i'm only kidding guys, man you guys look like hell from the old days" as Ophis says impatiently "Stop this nonsense, tell me what you want so I don't have to stare at you, you make me angrier than Great Red.
Then Zamiel stares at her but cracks a smile saying "Aw sweetie, I know your mad because of the beating I gave you but you were being rude, so relax already everything's fine" as he steps towards them again.
He then sees Rias and says "So this is little Rias, you really gotten big after all this time" as she says with a confused face "W-wait you met me before?".
He says promptly "Yep!, I was your babysitter after all, right Big Z?" nudging Zeoticus's shoulder as the latter replies sarcastically "Right".
Rias then look at her father asking "Why don't I remember that father, why didn't you tell me this" staring dart eyes at him.
Venelena cuts in saying slightly annoyed "Because one day we fired Zamiel after he taught you how to smoke that" as she pointed out the blunt now in Zamiel's possession.
Zamiel then said in defense "Hey it got you to be quiet as kids, and look how you turned out, you gave birth to some good kids who have their heads less up their asses" as he takes a puff.
Rias then says "You...I did..THAT!?" pointing and he says calmly "Yeah, you were only a couple of decades old so I figured why not, plus to be fair you pratically begged me to smoke my weed" waving it around.
Suddenly he noticed an extremely strong deep red barrier forming around him and says "Venelana, Zeoticus this is adorable, trying to get the jump on me with a very cute but-" as he simply stepped out of it and said "Put a little heart into it next time" as he ignored it.
They then stare shocked as Sirzechs says in surprise "That, that was a ultimate class move and he just stepped out of it, this can't be".
Zamiel then says "Okay before we drag this along, imma need everyone to chill" as he taps his cane on the white lit floor.
Suddenly the room around shifts as the bridge turns into what appears to be a an all white seating area for all 20 members present.
Then an unknown force pushes each of them forcefully in a seat unharmed as the chair from before makes it way towards the center of the large space.
As they are sat down, Zamiel sits in the center as a table raises from the floor, with a single rather big blunt in front of each of them.
The first one to speak was Kiba who said plainly "How did you do that just now" as Zamiel said "Simple antimatter control module implanted in my brain, really handy for this type of thing but you should be able to move your arms now though".
At hearing this, each individual moves their arms as Grayfia said with a frown "We had an agreement Zamiel, no smoking for us, let alone the younglings".
Zamiel looked at her and said "Oh please, you loved it last time, now who's first, choose now or ill force ya" as he claps causing the rolled items to ignite on the surface.
Everyone begins to dart eyes at each other as Issei says confidently "So any takers, not that I'm nervous about this or-" but was interrupted by a light voice "Umm, i'll do it, i'll take the first spot" as everyone turns to see Asia raising her hand shocking them including Zamiel.
He himself says to herself "You know, I was not expecting that you would participate, I actually was intending to exclude you honestly since I know you wouldn't do this at all".
Asia says with a weak smile "I know I shouldn't but, I gotta be strong in situations if I don't want to drag anyone else down, besides this doesn't seem so bad compared to past things i've seen".
Zamiel stares shocked but grins slightly and nods saying with closed eyes "You got balls kid, very well lets get started but be warned it's pretty stro-" but was cut off by a series of coughing as he sees her taking a hit as she grabbed it with 3 fingers.
Gaspar then says worriedly "Asia!, are you ok!?" but she raised a thumbs up. They all stare at her in anticipation as she leaned her head up and says "Whoa, this room is huge" as she starts giggling.
Gaspar then says "Well if she can do it I can too" as he grabs it and smokes it heavily as Zamiel says to him "Ease up Nosferatu, that's a heavy hit your taking" but found himself being ignored after the young boy starts coughing.
The others looked at each other and nodded, knowing he'd let go of them if they complied.
After each one had taken a hit, Issei in the midst of catching his breath, said "Jeez, it's not at all like those movies from the west" as Zamiel said "Oh yeah, that's the good part kid" as he then noticed Ophis who began to laugh.
At this everyone looked at her in a mix of emotions, never they thought to see the day where the melancholic dragon would laugh, but then they too started laughing one by one.
Rias then said laughing "I just thought of something" and her green haired mother said chuckling "What is it?" as she replied "I don't fucking know" as Rias fell out her seat still laughing.
Soon everyone bursts out laughing hard as Zamiel smiles at the spectacle, then Sirzechs says trying to stop laughing "I swear Zamiel, i'll destroy you for making us do this funny shit haha" as he started banging his fist and kicking his legs in laughter.
Issei then said with a straight face "Guys, should be worried I see 3 of me stealing my swag" as he began touching everything, then Xenovia answered him saying "Umm yeah, I don't know".
Azazel then said to Raynare "Oh yeah, there's something i've wanted to tell you since you died" as she answered cracking a grin "What?".
Azazel said letting out a snicker "Your fired pffhahaha" causing her to burst out laughing and falling to the floor.
Zamiel then began chuckling causing everyone to abruptly stop as Rias then asked with a sudden blank look "Hold on, why are we on your ship if you wanted to explain what this is about".
He then said laughing "Well, you know that pig that those morons were chasing?" and she said with a raised brow "Yeah?".
He replied "Turns out it was a Cherub from the Ulu where God lurks, and he probably sensed I killed it and sent something to destroy your entire space station with everyone aboard, it probably looks like a spaghetti sauce giveaway by now" as he continued to laugh.
At this news, everyone stared blankly at him silently and the only one who spoke was Koneko who said unexpectedly "Oh you better be joking because that's a bad joke" as the atmosphere became thickened with mixed emotions.
A/N: It was all fun & games but at the news of the possible destruction of their only source of looking into the eminent crisis all the while getting high in deep space , new trials & tribulation await the group of individuals, the next chapter will dive deeper into what Zamiel's role in this troubling matter and what he does when not around