"Video Game Royal Rumble"
Rated T for mild language and violence
Disclaimer: I do not own anything (especially the characters themselves) associated with Nintendo, Sega, Sony, Microsoft, Capcom, SNK, Marvel, DC, Rockstar, Activision, etc.
P.S.: I also like to thank TheExtremeBrony for inspiring me to do this idea.
Chapter 3: Going Ape Crazy
Hugo began cracking his knuckles as the next extrant appeared in t-minus...
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #6: Dan Hibiki (Street Fighter)
With the buzzer sounded off, a short muscle man dressed in pink gi and sporting a brown Razor Ramon haircut (with a ponytail) came out of the entrance stage.
To Dan's surprise, he had a very huge ovation, with most of the fans chanting Dan's name over and over again.
JBL: Oh man, you can't be serious.
Jerry Lawler: I'm afraid not! Dan Hibiki just crashed the Rumble!
Michael Cole: A huge fan-favorite from the Street Fighter universe!
JBL: Yeah, but look who's waiting in the ring for him! This won't last a second.
However, while Dan was walking down the aisle, he pulled out a microphone.
Apparently, he had words to say to the big giant in the ring!
Dan Hibiki: *to Hugo* Hey, Andre impersonator. Why are you checking up in my grill? You know you ain't got a chance against the Daninator! I mean, were here in good ol' Miami! Home of the hurricanes baby!
When the crowd heard Dan say their city's name, they cheered for him.
JBL on the other hand, grew very impatient of the time Dan was taking from this Rumble!
JBL: What the hell is that guy doing? Is he kissing these people's ass?
Jerry Lawler: Well, they are devoted to him!
Dan Hibiki: *to Hugo* And what's with the way you talk? I mean, you speak like Jabba The Hutt having peanut butter all over his mouth. Believe you me, that's a disgusting sight to behold. Much like your manager's hairy legs. They're way more hairier than your ugly-ass mane!
A thousand 'ooh's' broke out all around Miami, cheering for Dan's little rant. Poison felt offended and angered by Dan's harsh, yet hilarious comments. And as he got on the apron, Dan gave out his closing words to the giant.
Dan Hibiki: *back to Hugo* And before I take care of business with you, big bag of donkey poop, I just wanna let this out and say... "Free Saikyo-style lessons at my dojo, and the pizzas are free of charge"! Thank you very much! Oh, and one more thing...
And as he tossed the microphone away, he rolled inside the ring, got on one knee and raised his arm in strength.
Dan Hibiki: *with tears in his eyes* This one's for you, father!
Hugo was not impressed by Dan's little drama act.
So in response, Hugo grabbed Dan by his pink gi, threw him over the top rope, and onto the floor. Dan's eliminatiom suddenly got a few boos and laughs because of this.
JBL: *chuckling* Well, so long, Dan!
Jerry Lawler: Dan's out just like that? That's a shame!
Michael Cole: These people are certainly not gonna like it for sure!
2nd Eliminated: Dan Hibiki; Eliminated by: Hugo; Duration: 0:10
While Dan was busy throwing a fit like a little angry kitty, the countdown clock lit up yet again.
Dan's little speech to Hugo wasted too much time, as it was enough for the 7th entrant to come out!
Michael Cole: We're about to see entrant number seven into the fold!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #7: Psymon Stark (SSX)
As the buzzer sounded, a wild man with brown dreadlocks, white wifebeater, blue pants, and chain tattoos sprinted down to the ring. The reception he got was quite lukewarm at best.
Jerry Lawler: Talk about getting shot out of a cannon! Look who's coming down!
JBL: Oh no, not that crazy snowboarding freak!
Michael Cole: Here comes Psymon from the SSX series!
As Psymon got inside the ring, he ran past Hugo...
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...only to spear Tina Armstrong, who was just recovering from that fallaway slam that she took!
Michael Cole: Good lord, what a spear!
Jerry Lawler: She nearly split Tina in half with that move!
Psymon was in total crazy mode here. After spearing Tina, he ran right to Phoenix Wright and speared him as well.
Of course, that was followed by repeating head pounds to the back of Phoenix's skull. He was bouncing his head like a basketball!
JBL: This guy's nuts! Worse than Dean Ambrose, I tell ya!
Jerry Lawler: He's giving Phoenix Wright one total beating after another!
JBL: Is it too late to call objections in the Rumble like this?
While he was pounding Phoenix Wright's head into submission, Cole McGrath got up and ran to the ropes and back again, decking Psymon in the head with a basement dropkick!
Michael Cole: Oh, Cole out of nowhere with a running dropkick.
JBL: Thank goodness Psymon's stopped! He's so tired, he's looking to go to sleep!
While Cole was taking care of business with Psymon, Hugo decided to play rag-doll with Tina's already fallen body.
Grabbing her by the legs, Hugo managed to muscle her up and slam her down with a thunderous powerbomb!
Jerry Lawler: YEOUCH!
JBL: That was the loudest powerbomb I've ever seen from Hugo!
Michael Cole: I don't know how long Tina can take with all of this punishment.
One powerbomb wasn't even enough for Tina to take.
So Hugo managed to lift her up once again. But this time, he spun around 1260 degrees as an insult to injury!
Jerry Lawler: This cannot be very good for Tina.
Michael Cole: I can't even bear to hear this.
As he saw Tina feeling dizzy enough, Poison gestured to him to slam her down.
With a smile on Hugo's face, she smashed her down with another powerbomb!
JBL: Oh man, I can't seem to watch this!
Michael Cole: Another thunderous powerbomb.
Jerry Lawler: There's no way she's gonna get up from this!
With Tina Armstrong flat as a pancake, Hugo was about to set her up for a third powerbomb.
But before he could actually hit it, the Rumble clock lit up once more, bringing in another entrant!
Jerry Lawler: Hopefully, let's pray the next entrant can stop Hugo from hurting Tina more!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #8: Donkey Kong
After the buzzer sounded off for the eighth time, a brown gorilla with a red tie came walking through the curtain.
Seeing the 8th entrant down at the titantron, Hugo foolishly let Tina Armstrong go so he could engage in a staredown with the big ape. Apparently, the 8th entrant known as Donkey Kong couldn't stand to see a beautiful blonde like Tina get brutalized even further by the giant.
Jerry Lawler: Hey, my prayers were answered! Look who it is!
Michael Cole: It's Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong's in the Video Game Royal Rumble!
JBL: I can't believe what we're gonna see here! Man vs. Primate!
Jerry Lawler: And these people can't wait to see it too!
With his chest beating mightly, Donkey Kong ran down the aisle and immediately got in the ring.
From there, both DK and Hugo went right at it immediately in a tug-of-war. The fans got so excited seeing this, breaking out in a 'This Is Awesome' chant. It was almost like King Kong vs. Godzilla, the sequel. If that is Godzilla had dressed gay, turned human, and sported a really bad Gino Vannelli haircut.
JBL: Oh, man... you can feel it coming!
Michael Cole: Someone's looking to fall here!
JBL: I only hope it's the big man!
Hugo had Donkey Kong down on his knees for a while, but DK managed to fight back, pushing the giant over to the ropes.
Hugo's strength was starting to give way as DK made him stumble on the ropes. The crowd's cheers began to increase with every push DK made!
Jerry Lawler: Is this what I think it is...?
JBL: Please slap me if I'm starting to see this!
After only 30 seconds of pushing around, Donkey Kong managed to send Hugo over the top and onto the floor, resulting in an elimination! Everyone inside the AA arena resulted in a very gigantic pop!
Michael Cole: Hugo's out! HUGO'S OUT!
JBL: Thank goodness that moron's gone! He nearly broke Tina's back like glass!
Jerry Lawler: I guess that makes Donkey Kong the big banana in this match!
3rd Eliminated: Hugo; Eliminated by: Donkey Kong; Duration: 3:38
Poison nearly lost it, having her/his client eliminated by a brown hairy ape. He/She tried arguing with the referees, but it definitely got Hugo nowhere for sure.
While Hugo had finally left, Phoenix Wright had Psymon Stark down with a body slam. In addition, Cole MacGrath went over the top rope, hoping to steal something from the Dudley Boyz's playbook.
Jerry Lawler: Hey, this brings back memories!
JBL: Oh, don't tell me they're gonna 'Whazzup'! That's the Dudley's move!
Phoenix Wright: *to Cole* Whazzup!
But before Cole could really 'Whazzup' back to Phoenix, Tina Armstrong dropkicked Phoenix right in the back, which forced Psymon to roll him. This sent Phoenix spreading his own legs instead!
Just to add insult to injury, Donkey Kong came over to Cole and grabbed him in the gorilla press. And then, he dropped Cole right on Phoenix's groin, making the Ace Attorney wince in pain!
JBL: Oh dear god!
Jerry Lawler: Phoenix's nuts are never gonna be the same again!
Michael Cole: I think they're not the same anyway!
While Phoenix wobbled across a good portion of the ring, Donkey Kong and Tina exchanged a high-five, confirming a bit of an alliance here.
As that was going on, the Rumble clock lit up again. Which meant that the next entrant was about to appear momentarily.
Jerry Lawler: Look at this! We've got Donkey Kong and Tina teaming up now!
JBL: Is he gonna kidnap her and live somewhere in the Empire State Building?
Michael Cole: Beats me! Here's comes number nine in the match!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #9: Little Mac (Punch-Out!)
With the buzzer blaring out, a short boxer in slicked black hair, black tanktop and green boxing shorts appeared to a scene of 20,000 inside the arena.
Of course, he managed to get a decent reception from the crowd, knowing who old-school gamers and Super Smash Bros players knew who this guy was.
Jerry Lawler: All right! It's Little Mac from "Punch-Out"!
JBL: What's that little insect doing there in the first place! He's gonna get squashed!
Michael Cole: Apparently, Little Mac came here to do what he loves best... punching people out!
JBL: Yeah well, sooner or later, he's gonna get 'punched out' of this Rumble.
To be continued next chapter...
Wow! I can't wait to see what Little Mac can do next chapter! Anyway, here's the stats we've got so far!
Eliminated: Wario, Dan Hibiki and Hugo
Still in the ring: Cole MacGrath, Donkey Kong, Little Mac, Phoenix Wright, Psymon Stark and Tina Armstrong
Entrants in the ring: 6
Entrants still left to go: 41
Oh, and just in case if some people didn't know who Gino Vannelli was back then, he was a singer from Canada who had huge hits back in the 70s and 80s such as "I Just Wanna Stop" and one of my favorites, "Living Inside Myself". Check them out on YouTube, they're kind of catchy!
Anyway, will Little Mac raise some hell up in here?
Will the alliance of Donkey Kong and Tina stay strong?
Is Psymon still crazy as a raccoon on crack?
Will Phoenix Wright's balls ever be the same again?
Next chapter is gonna be something else, so stay tuned and stay frosty and cold like Wendy's! Mmmmmm, Wendy's...