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Chapter 24 -

Harry and his fellow Slytherin's were sat in a compartment in the Hogwarts express since it was finally time for them to return to Hogwarts. Naturally Harry had spent his previous evening having a massive orgy involving Tonks, The Black sisters and couple of random women, including a couple of muggles that Bellatrix had brought with her to present to him 'for the variety'.

Tonks had also done some very interesting things with her tongue, after which she claimed that her mother had never looked so proud of her.

Harry was currently sandwiched between Daphne and Tracey, with Isabella sitting next to Daphne, resisting the urge to pout about the fact that she wasn't the one next to Harry, but unfortunately 'she had to take turns' as Tracey had told her. That - as far as Isabella was concerned - was the primary and only problem with harems.

"My lord," Theodore Nott spoke up. "please do forgive me for asking, but I am rather curious about what you plan to do with this 'Sirius Black' situation." He said in a questioning tone.

"Situation?" Harry repeated in an almost confused manner.

"Um...yes, surely you have heard that Sirius Black has escaped Azkaban?" Theo asked.

"Of course I have," Harry snorted. "how could I not?" He added, it seemed like these days that nobody really wanted to speak about anything but Sirius's escape. "The Minister of Magic had in fact wanted to place several aurors around me 'for my protection'." Harry said, drawling out the last three words in an amused voice. Everyone else was equally amused, if anything the aurors were safer because Harry was there. "Of course the fact that I was 'under the protection of an esteemed and respected pureblood like Lucius Malfoy' may have helped convince him otherwise. But still, Theodore, when you 'situation' like that, it's almost as if you think that Black is a problem."

"Well...I am not saying that he would be able to beat you on a one on one duel." Theo said in an awkward voice as he shifted in his seat. "However he could try and sneak attack or ambush you, and if he can't get to you then he could get to us and...well...loyal followers are better alive." He finished, hoping he hadn't offended his lord with his words.

"True," Harry chuckled at the last comment. "but trust me when I say that of all the things you have to worry about this year, Sirius Black isn't even in the top three."

"So...Sirius Black isn't coming to Hogwarts?" Draco asked.

"Oh, he is coming to Hogwarts." Harry smirked. "He is most definitely coming to Hogwarts."

"He's coming to try and kill you." Pansy frowned.

"Nope." Harry shook his head as he leaned back in his seat.

"Well...what then?" Daphne asked. "Why is Sirius Black coming to Hogwarts?" She asked.

"I could tell you," Harry said in a thoughtful voice. "hmm...but on the other hand it is far more entertaining for me when I don't tell you."

"Harry," Isabella began. "I..." She stopped when Harry's hand suddenly darted out and covered her mouth.

"Oh, you have got to be kidding me." Harry sighed.

"What is it?" Daphne asked just before the train suddenly stopped.

"A bunch of idiots that I'm going to slap..." Harry grumbled. "or kick...or...something. I haven't decided yet." Harry said just as a sudden cold shot through everyone but him, the temperature of the compartment dropped immensely, the glass in the window became covered in ice and a drink that Crabbe had had actually frozen. The lights went off, leaving them with only the moonlight to keep them from being in total darkness.

"There's something out there!" Blaise hissed a few moments later, he had barely gotten the words out when the sound of something boarding the train was heard. After a tense silence something arrived outside of their compartment, nearly everyone gulped as the cold got much, much worse than before, the punishing cold was almost as bad as the feeling of despair that hit everyone apart from the emerald eyed wizard. A few seconds later the door opened, revealing a dementor. A dementor was a gliding, wraithlike dark creature, widely considered to be one of the foulest to inhabit the wizarding world. Dementors are known to feed on human happiness , which is why they would generate feelings of depression and despair in any person in close proximity to them. They can also consume a person's soul, leaving their victims in a permanent vegetative state, they were mostly used to guard Azkaban - the only real wizarding prison in Britain - which is why most people did their best to avoid the place.

The dementor has a humanoid shape, it was also approximately three metres, or 10 feet high, and was covered in a dark hooded cloak of long ripped black cloth, which was why the dark creature resembled wraiths. Its body is greyed and decayed looking, like a decomposing corpse, and its breath sounds rattling. The dementor moved closer into the compartment, its breath getting louder, the Slytherin's were utterly terrified. The dementor continued to move closer until it was stopped .

The only method that was known and proven to work against dementors was the patronus charm and that could only ever really drive them away, it was a difficult charm to do and it was a NEWT level spell, one that many adults could not do. Which is why everyone in the compartment was very, very surprised when Harry had stood up and grabbed the nightmare inducing dementor by the neck.

One didn't just grab a dementor and not expect to lose their soul, it just wasn't done. Though of course Harry Potter did impossible things on a daily basis.

The dementor let out a sound that sounded like a shriek, it tried to pull back and leave after it realised what it was in the compartment with, but unfortunately it couldn't escape Harry's grasp. A sizzling sound was heard coming from Harry's hand, the dementor let out what sounded like a pained scream.

"What are you doing here?" Harry asked in a deceptively calm voice. The dementor screeched and tried again to escape but it was unable to. "Sirius Black is not here, you will not harm anyone here. If you do so then you and your flying brethren will suffer my wrath, is that understood?" Harry asked, his green eyes shined brightly. The dementor nodded so quickly that the rest of the compartment thought its head would come off.

Harry snorted before he let it go, the dementor flew away faster than anyone had ever seen a dementor move. Less than a minute later there were no more dementors in the train. Harry shook his head and let out a small sigh as his eyes returned to normal before he sat down in his seat, just as he did so a man stopped outside of their compartment. This man had a pale face with premature lines, and light brown hair that held a hint of grey. The grey suit and cloak that he wore was not particularly fancy or expensive, he had a thin moustache and a few small scratches on his face.

"Harry." The man greeted Harry with a grin.

"Remus," Harry nodded in response. "how are the wife and kid doing?" Harry asked.

"Young Rowan is fine, as is Sarah." Remus replied. "They are both in a compartment near the back of the train if you want to say hello. Now, should I assume that it was you who dealt with the dementor situation?"

"You can call it that if you want," Draco said in a voice that was barely above a whisper. "I would call it bloody terrifying." He said with a headshake before he looked at Harry. "I knew you were powerful but that's ridiculously impossible."

"Muggles would say the same thing about the killing curse," Harry responded with a small shrug. "limits exist so long as you let them." Harry added before he stood up. "Everyone, this is Professor Remus Lupin, he would be our new defence against the dark arts Professor." Harry said as he gestured to the man standing outside of their compartment.

"Hello everyone." Remus Lupin nodded in greeting before pulling out a chocolate bar. Harry waved his hand and suddenly there were several chocolate bars, just enough for each person in the compartment. Harry took one and pocketed it. "Eat these," Remus said as he gestured to the chocolate, he spoke as if the incredible magic that Harry performed was nothing out of the ordinary for him. "chocolate will help you against the effects of the dementors."

"I'll be back in a bit guys." Harry said to his friends/minions/sex buddies before he walked out of the compartment and closed the door, he and Remus walked a little while down before Remus suddenly stopped.

"Now, Harry, I am just going to go and have a quick word with the driver." Remus said once Harry had stopped. "Rowan and Sarah are just a few compartments down." He said.

"Okay." Harry replied.

"Um...Harry," Remus took a deep breath before he continued speaking. "I am terribly sorry to bring this up again…bu..um…about um...about Sirius...I really do think that..."

"No," Harry cut him off as he lazily waved his hand to create a privacy ward around them. "I have nearly lost count of how many times you have asked, my answer is still the same."

"But...but Harry, I..." Remus began, only to be cut off once again.

"Remus," Harry said, his voice was soft but held a hint of warning. "you are trying my patience."

"I...I'm sorry." Remus meekly apologised.

"Tell me, Remus, you are indeed happy with Sarah and Rowan, are you not?" Harry asked, raising an eyebrow.

"What?" Remus blinked. "Of course I am, they...they're the best parts of my life." He said quickly.

"Then of course you can understand how I would have thought that would mean that you would be more appreciative and thankful to the person who helped you gain those parts of your life." Harry replied, leaning forward slightly. "I am not so cruel that I would take them away from you, but just remember Remus, I could. It would be easy, it would take me less than two seconds to do it. Surely you do remember that?" Harry asked.

"I...I do." Remus sighed heavily. "I am very thankful about what you have done for me, I truly am, I mean that from the bottom of my heart. I am thankful, but what about..."

"You do not need to worry about that." Harry cut him off. "I will deal with that situation personally; if on the off chance I need your assistance then I will contact you. Sirius's punishment is not yet over."

"Harry, you know that he didn't betray your parents." Remus replied.

"Yes, but I am not fully satisfied yet." Harry shrugged. "I am somewhat close though, his punishment is nearly over."

"I...well...that's good." Remus said after a few moments of silent thinking. "But I just thought that..."

"Remus," Harry said, his voice was slightly lower than before. "it is thanks to me that you have a child, and it's thanks to me that you have a wife. And if that's not enough then I haven't even tied you to a bed and made you watch as I slept with her, I mean I've done that to Lucius enough times. Heck, I've never even slept with her. Do not make me add a 'yet' to that sentence." Harry warned, Remus fell silent, he wasn't entirely sure that Harry would not sleep with Sarah. "Just because I give you a lot of freedom doesn't mean that you're free. My mission will be successful, with or without you. Now Remus, I have been so far trying to keep you happy with rewards, but apparently that does not seem to be working. If the carrot is insufficient then perhaps I should bring out the stick?" Harry asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I...no, no… no." Remus shook his head, "You...you're right. I will...um...will...I'm going to go talk to the driver." He said before he quickly turned and walked towards the driver was. He quietly gulped as he shook his head. "Nice job, Remus," He whispered to himself. "you just had to go and nearly piss off Harry." He said before he once more shook his head at his own stupidity.


"Good evening, Sarah." Harry smiled as he opened a compartment door. In the compartment was a beautiful woman with brown hair, her hair was in a ponytail and descended down to just pass her shoulders. She had blue eyes along with a small and barely noticeable mark on her left cheek. She wore blue jeans and a dark grey shirt under a brown jumper

"Hello Harry." She smiled brightly.

"Harry!" Another voice called, the three year old boy that had been sitting next to her had gotten up from his seat. The boy was adorably cute, he had brown hair and blue eyes, just like his mother. He rushed forwards and stopped in front of Harry with his arms held up, silently demanding to be picked up.

"Hello Rowan." Harry smiled as he picked the boy up. "Look at you, you're growing nicely. You're magic is impressive for your age." Harry said in an approving voice as he held Rowan up so the young boy's head was at the same height as Harry's.

"My magic's really strong now!" Rowan grinned. "Mum said I'd be stronger than her when I'm older."

"Quite possibly." Harry nodded. "Is your father treating you good?"

"Hmm..." A thoughtful look appeared on the kid's face. "...meh." He shrugged.

"Remus has been fine," Sarah laughed. "how are you, my lord?" She asked.

"Hmm..." A thoughtful look appeared on Harry's face. "...meh." He shrugged, earning a giggle from Rowan.

"Really?" Sarah said in a dry voice.

"I'm quite fine, though I had to threaten to seduce you in order to get your husband to stop annoying me." Harry said in an annoyed tone.

"What does 'seduce' mean?" Rowan asked, looking back and forth between Harry and Sarah with a questioning look and curious eyes.

"Ah, that's a brilliant question that your mother will answer for you." Harry said as he placed Roman down and quickly left compartment. "By the way," Harry said as he peaked his head back into the compartment. "the suffering that you are about to go through as you try to explain what 'seduce' means to him is part of my punishment for Remus for him annoying me. Let him know that when you see him next, goodbye." Harry added before he left again.

"What does 'seduce' mean?" Rowan repeated, looking at his mother.

"It means that I am going to kill your father." Sarah said with a roll of her eyes.


A.N: Hi guys, hope you liked the chapter.

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