"Seriously, Cheren, how long is she going to be in your office?" Nebula asked, indicating the chibi Daemonis on his desk, munching Hinox meat in her little mouth.
"She can leave any time she wants. Unless you'd like to take her on the mission."
"Don't just drop her onto me!"
"Oh, hey, you're Dimentia's brat, aren't you?" Var realized. She looked Nebula from top to bottom. "You sure you're her kid though, 'cause you certainly don't have her assets. You look about as flat as they come."
"How did we jump to THAT?!" Nebula panicked.
That's when Deoxys poked his rotund head out of Cheren's computer. "I like to give mortals shapes that befit their personality. Some work best large-chested, some do not." His head compressed while his ears extended and voice changed. "There's no one size fits all in this universe."
"Where the fuck did you come from?!" Var gawked.
Deoxys's ears stood up as the back of his head stretched into a point. "I'm kinda hanging out in their Sooper Computer until my starring role." His ears angled out as his top became a point. "Any day now…"
"Sounds boring… but since you're here, you wanna pull up some funny Internet videos? Cheren, you got any torture porn in here?"
Deoxys's top point retracted. "Every now and then, I treat myself to some 4Kids One Piece. Torture, but hilarious~"
"Cool, pull one up."
Deoxys did so, playing the episode where Dr. Kureha is treating Nami. "Well, Nami, it seems you were bit by a Stinky-Dinky Bug. I don't know who would be such a tweedle-doofer to go for a walk in the tropics!"
"Uh…a tweedle-doofer?" Var repeated. "That…that's a word?"
"I don't know, but my favorite part is Chopper's past. It moves my soul…"
Later, the episode reached Chopper's depressing backstory. Little Chopper nervously approached the reindeer, who were engaged in a game of dodgeball. "Hey, guys? Can I play dodgeball, too?"
The reindeer shot him nasty glares. Little Chopper cried and sadly walked away. "Poor Chopper had no friends." Kureha told the tale. "All he wanted was to play dodgeball, but none of the reindeer wanted him on their team."
"Man, this worldbuilding is deep." Var said, as if touched by the story.
Chapter 19: One That Covers All
Coruscant…?
Von Kriplespac's ship docked on the landing pad of a building… or so he thought. When the weasel scientist stepped off, the Hunter Headquarters and the surrounding city… felt like they were poorly drawn with crayon in a notebook. "Hmmm…some zing is very wrong here. Are you sure ve are on Coruscant?"
"Yoohoo! Coruscant meatballs here!" A young man (Zach Murphy) was walking around, carrying a tray of meatballs designed like the planet. "Get your local Coruscant meatballs here! We promise they aren't painted Aquarian meatballs!"
"Vait a second!" Kriplespac floated up to Zach, his extended eye looking over him suspiciously. "Ze Hunter's Association greets its guests vith sushi, not meatballs. Furthermore, I do not zink you have ein license to sell such culinary. I demand to see-"
"ZACH!" Suddenly, King K. Rool tore down the building drawing, holding a crown made of banana. "Why are you selling meatballs?! You're supposed to take this crown to the mayor of Miami!"
"KING K. ROOL?!" Kriplespac's eyes burst out in supreme surprise. "Vhere did you come from?! We zought you were…"
"I was about to, Krocky, but I got a job selling painted meatballs."
"Bah, curses! I guess the job falls to you, Weasel!" Kroctus slapped the crown on Kriplespac's lap.
"Vait one moment! I have something important that I must be doing!"
"Don't worry, we're on our way to the beach right now."
A strong gust of wind blew the rest of the drawing away, revealing that they were on a large raft. They were zooming across the ocean thanks to a strong current, nearing the beach. Kriplespac looked left and right as the Dragon Elders were surfing the sea like dolphins, including Volteer in a rubber swimsuit. A little orca performed a graceful leap over the raft… It was actually Chibi Var. "Please don't tell my father I'm doing this." And she splashed in.
The raft crashed against a rock. "WAAAAAAHH!" Kriplespac was sent lunging across the sea, bound to crash into the beach. He saw Azula sitting at a table and sipping coffee. The calm, composed princess glanced up and saw the incoming weasel. With a displeased glare, Azula pulled out a baseball bat and swat him away with a simple swing. Kriplespac landed on the roof of a juice bar, on which he was sawed by a fan.
Zach turned a faucet and filled a glass with Kriplespac Juice. "For you, my sweet." He charmingly presented it to his girlfriend, Mako.
"Oh, thank you, Zach!"
Kriplespac's eye shot out and wrapped around Zach. "I don't know vhat kind of trick zis is, but you're going to be mine little prisoner!" The weasel emerged from the glass in full form.
"That doesn't sound appropriate!" Mako yelled. "Don't worry, Zach! I'm calling child services!" She dialed a phone.
"Zey can do nothing to me! I am from an M-rated game, therefore you kids have broken ze law by messing vith me in ze first place!"
"That may be," Zach replied, "but that doesn't mean jack to the Child Service Sumos!"
"Eh…ze vhat?"
Super Duper Sumos
They got guts!
Super Duper Sumos
And they got BUTTS!
A theme song started to play as three large sumos crashed on the beach: their names were Mamoo, Kimo, and Booma. "Kriplespac!" Kimo yelled. "Your eye is being very dishonorable! I will use Honorable Thunderball!" He curled up and launched at the weasel like a cannonball, blasting him away.
Booma performed a terrific bounce on his butt, landing beside Mako, picking her up, and bouncing again. "Don't worry, little lady! My Gluteus Maximus will protect you~" And so, he crashed butt-first onto Kriplespac, flattening him except for his middle strip.
"Sumos! Let us combine our forces!" Mamoo declared. The three men slammed their rears together and unleashed a Sumo Beam, launching Kriplespac to the sky. The weasel crashed beside a beach table where Chibi Var was eating.
Super Duper Sumos
They got GUTS! And BUTTS!
COCONUTS!
The sumos whipped out coconut drinks and set them on Var's table. "Let's all sit back and remember this show was a thing." she said.
"Vill someone please attempt to make sense around here?!" Kriplespac demanded.
"Fine, if you say so." Var shrugged. "I will muster my powers over reality and attempt to bring Law to this lawless world!"
And with a terrific burst of power… Trafalgar Law from One Piece appeared. "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Var's eyes stretched as long as her teeth.
Law formed a pose: "Room!" An aura bubble stretched out, and they were instantly warped to a pink, candlelit room. "Shambles." His coat vanished, revealing a sexy muscular body. "Var-ya. I promise to be with you forever and raise your child." He held Kriplespac up in his arms.
"Are you really mine mother?" the weasel asked.
"GO ASK A BABOON!" Var sent them both flying with a ferocious kick.
"Aaaaaahh-!" Kriplespac and Law splashed in the ocean. The Dragon Elders were swimming around them.
"My, this swimsuit is tight." Volteer said, deciding to rip the rubber off. "That's better."
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ." The dragons, weasel, and Law were electrified in blinding light.
"Grrrrr!" Kriplespac clambered up to the beach. "Ve have clearly been led astray somehow! All ships, ve must take off at vonce! Zese ingredients must reach ze Association before-"
"Let's make soup, let's make soup, let's make soup~" Kokichi, Arale, Jar Jar, and Mako were throwing all the ingredients into bowls of soup.
"NOOOOOO! Vhat are you doing?! Zose are for ze festival! Ze people vill starve thanks to you!"
"I added a touch of Dell Keyboard to my Government Soup!" Kokichi beamed proudly.
"Now, that's the tweedle-doofer I know and love!" Zach praised.
"No, you the tweedle-doofer I know and love!" They high-fived.
"Vill you 'tweedle-doofers' have a little more common sense?!" Kriplespac demanded.
The two shot glares at him, eyes twinkling. "ONLY WE CAN USE THAT WORD!" With a combined kick, Kriplespac flew to the sky.
"SUPER BUTTS!" The Super Sumos collided with the weasel in the center of their bottoms.
Kriplespac, flattened and two-dimensional, drifted down slowly like a paper. He landed and lay over a gold, round surface. "Mine plan… my evil plan is ruined…"
He was laying on K. Rool's belly, the crocodile in sunglasses and catching a tan. "Eh. Never stopped me."
Booma dropped and SMASHED Kriplespac again, seated perfectly on the golden belly. "You know what they say: 'twas booty that killed the beast."
Up in space, only one of the ships hadn't landed on the planet: Sector $ had taken control of it. "These ingredients really are poisoned." Ciel observed. "We have to show these samples to the council."
"Should we go down and get Sebastian?" Weiss asked.
"Kokichi will help him get back. Unless you want to go down there."
"Oh, heck no."
Tower of Babel
Five Hollows had been attracted to the battle between Crow, Violet, and Ash. The Angel scrubbed the dark spirits to cleanliness, changing them into Paradisos. "I am the Angel of Purity. I do not bow to sinful souls such as yours. Your only chance of redemption is to allow me to cleanse your souls as well. Repent for your sins!"
"Just because you're a servant of the gods, you think you get to decide when a soul is beyond redemption?" Crow asked. "Sorry, friend… but that's not my style of justice." About-facing, Crow removed his mask. "I'll decide if I'm beyond redemption!" He whipped around, slapping on a black mask as his white regalia became a black uniform. "Drive them to madness, Loki!" He drew a red sword and slashed the Paradisos, changing them back to Hollows as red auras appeared around them.
"Wait! You have two abilities?!" Ash exclaimed. "I've never heard of a spirit with two Stand-Zanpakutō-Personas! And what is this filthy aura?!"
"Loki can drive spirits to madness! And you seem to be brimming with it. Let's see if your soul is still worthy of redemption!" Crow summoned Loki's spirit, a horned figure made of black and white stripes in a complex pattern.
Loki charged for the Angel alongside the Hollows, rapidly slashing him. Ash struggled to spread his suds, for the bubbles became tainted by Loki's darkness. The dark-red aura spread onto Ash, his eyes throbbing with madness and fear before the spirit. "Filthy filthy filthy filthy filthy filthy…"
…
Solid Snake felt an energy signature from within a nearby room. Tipping his box up, Snake peered into the room. A man in a white coat and mask with glowing purple eyes was panting on the ground. "Sandman, there you are!" Snake rushed up to the hero, grabbing and lifting him by the neck. "Hey! What the hell happened?!"
"S…Snake… I'm sorry…" Snake loosened his grip. "I was being led by Skull Face the entire time… I caused all this to happen… I dragged all of you into a hopeless mission…"
Snake sighed. "Alright, I'll kick your ass later. We gotta get rid of those parasites somehow! If only Maria were here, maybe she could use a spell…"
"Sandman should be more than enough to defeat that parasite."
Snake whipped around, spotting Valentine smooshed against the corner. "Valentine!" He grabbed a gun.
"Your name is Solid Snake." Valentine stepped forward, and a clone of Snake stepped from around him. "You were a son of the legendary soldier, Big Boss. A true patriot. Even beyond my death, my soul still watches over America, but there are too few admirable people."
"It takes one to know one. Why is the once proud president working for Skull Face?"
"Skull Face is a means to an end. As we speak, my true self is engaging him for control of the Voices. I have to make America great again. I have no qualms with allowing the lost cultures to be remembered, but the chaos he has created will cause universal collapse. But America will stand strong through it all."
"You're a patriot? You sound more like a xenophobe. America's not the most important country in the universe, you know."
"America has given birth to many heroes, such as Cheren Uno, his mother, or the man who is present with us today." He gestured to Sandman. "America is the country that gives birth to greatness. Even the Kings of the corrupt World Government were American."
"Yeah? Well, a true patriot thinks about the rest of the world, too. If you're really in a position to stop Skull Face, then you have to stop those parasites for everyone!"
"First, we must decide who is worthy. Who is worthy of taking the napkin? Who is worthy to guide the voices of the cosmos? But Skull Face and I are not the only ones." The president crossed his arms, spreading two diagonal, golden barriers. Snake and Sandman were between them as the walls closed in… but to Snake's confusion, they disappeared. (Play "Arsenal Gear Alert" from Metal Gear Solid!)
"?!" The soldier turned, realizing that Sandman had vanished. "Let us see if he can escape from that space." Without making a sound, Valentine slipped off into the next room, leaving Snake to face his clone.
"Grrrrrr… VALENTIIIIIIIIINE!"
Boss fight: Valentine
Snake dodged his clone's bullets and ran up to exchange fists with him. Fake kicked at Snake's legs, but Snake jumped and kicked Fake's stomach. Snake caught his clone in a Soul Rope and slammed him into the Reflecting Pool, afterwards landing quick shots with Pacifier Bullets to stun him. Afterwards, Snake raced through the corridor Valentine fled into, making a right turn before finding a room full of statues. …Actually, they were nine Valentines assuming different poses on pedestals. Snake growled and shot the middle one, blowing a hole through its wax chest. Snake couldn't sense any energy from the other statues, so he looked around the room more thoroughly—one of them jumped off and stabbed Snake with his sword.
"You thought I was a wax statue, but it was me, Valentine!" The president backed away as Snake got up and threw a punch, only to be blocked by D4C. Snake applied Haki to punch the spirit's head while dodging its fists, but D4C blew Snake into a statue with a strong punch. Snake grabbed the statue's head and threw it at D4C, then quickly shot his missile launcher at Valentine. The president endured the explosion, then called D4C back to retreat to the next room. Snake ended up losing him through a labyrinth, hearing no footsteps to give him away. The soldier was tackled by Fake from the left, the copy strangling the original.
Snake saw a rock and launched his Soul Rope to bring it over and bash Fake's head. Snake rolled free and shot him, Fake rolling aside and shooting Snake's stomach. Snake tossed a grenade, Fake Flash Stepping in evasion, but Snake was quick to rope his leg, pull, and knock Fake down, jumping to pound the copy's head. Snake used Line Launcher to quickly zip around the halls in search of Valentine, but struggled to find him. "Hnn…huh?" Glancing into a narrow gap, Snake spotted the president squeezed in. He tried to shoot, but Valentine slipped into a portal. Snake tried to pursue him, but Valentine grabbed his arm and pulled it in the portal, getting Snake stuck.
Valentine had come out from a different point, rushing up for the attack, but Snake managed to pull free in time and dodge. Snake roped Valentine's wrist, holding him and grabbing his gun, but D4C appeared to block the bullet. The spirit chopped the rope, then chased Snake as he ran. Snake shot a missile at D4C, then quickly used Line Launcher to zip past it. Once Valentine was in sight, Snake redirected the line to kick the president against the wall. Valentine grabbed Snake's ankles and slammed him against the ground, and D4C pinned Snake and bombarded him with fists. The spirit returned to its master as Valentine danced away to another room.
Snake pursued, finding a stairwell that led up-left, but was instantly shot in the shoulder. Atop the stairs was another Fake. Snake retreated behind the corner and launched another missile. He steered it to evade Fake's bullets, but though the clone tried to dodge, Snake clicked it to explode. The soldier rushed up the stairs quickly, but Valentine was hidden under a slot in one of the stairs, grabbing Snake's leg and getting his ankle stuck in a portal. Fake recovered and bombarded Snake with bullets, and this was made worse as the other Fake caught up and shot him from behind. Snake threw a grenade up, Fake 2 dodging—Snake suddenly yanked the grenade back with a rope and threw it into Fake 1, blowing him up. Snake swiftly grabbed Fake 2's leg and pulled him down the stairs, grabbing and slamming him against one. Snake pulled his legs free and made it atop the stairs.
The soldier found a mirror hall, where Valentine's likeness was reflected amongst the glass walls, distorted in diverse ways. "Come on, why the hell does the tower have a room like this?! Hmmm…" Snake took out a Solaris Cigar, lit it up, inhaled, and blew. The sacred cigar fogged the hall as Snake roamed around, preventing the mirrors from reflecting. He saw the real Valentine trying to hold his breath, so he drew his gun and shot him. Valentine endured and got between two mirrors, pulling two more clones of himself out. The twins charged Snake, the soldier yanking one over with his rope, grabbing his arm, and slamming him down. The other Valentine called D4C, but Snake jumped back and shot a missile to disperse it. Snake used Line Launcher to kick down that Valentine and catch up to the main one.
D4C sprung up to intercept Snake, but he wrestled with the spirit and took it down. Snake dropped a grenade and Flashed away, exploding the spirit and injuring its master. The other Valentines warped away, and Snake Flashed behind the main one and grabbed his neck, choking the president. "I would think you would've had more energybending attacks up your sleeve."
"I am reserving my power so that the Miracle Valentine may draw on the most of it. Though our lives aren't connected, our power is. Even D4C can only appear for one Valentine, but it can jump between us."
Snake smashed his head into a mirror, getting glass in his face before bringing him to the ground. Snake dealt punches against the former president, merciless with his Haki as he could feel his strength waning. "But I believe my role is finished."
"Not until you bring Sandman back!"
"Sandman will return, you need not fear. Then we will decide who takes the napkin. We will decide… what the true Miracle is…" Valentine's consciousness faded as his hand fell between the angled gaps of the mirror. The gap became a portal to suck him in. (End song.)
Multiverse Pools
After being warped by Valentine, Sandman found himself drowning in some kind of bright, neon liquid. "Augh…Morpheus! Why… won't you help me?!"
"Are you really the Miracle, Nolan York? Or is your fate merely to wallow in darkness and defeat? Look inside your heart… and the great many Nolans who failed."
Within the water, Nolan saw an image of his KND: Universe self suffering a broken back from Father. He saw his "Legends" self, hundreds of KND treehouses crumbling around him as the Hellbat attire formed over his being. His Out of Mind self was imprisoned, being accused of treachery, but he would die protecting the Delightful Children from Sector V. "You are a cursed man who was always bound to lead a wretched life, and a wretched afterlife."
"The hell I led a cursed life! Yeah, I had it way worse than others, but I had a great life! I met Danika, I had Dillon, and unlike most of those parents, I didn't just sit my ass down all day! I went out and helped people, too! Made the KND's job a little easier! And I died saving the KND!"
"And only now, in your afterlife, have you signed their fate. You were merely Skull Face's pawn. You gathered the Voices and have instigated the universe's destruction. Even in this 'Miracle' universe, you were a terrific danger."
"Why do you call it… the 'Miracle' universe, anyway?"
"Ideally, this is a universe where any miracle can happen." They surfaced above the pool, offering Sandman view of the endless falls, rivers, and pools. "It is an ultimate combination of many hopes, but many despairs. Even outsiders look to this place to form a foundation. And you are one of them… Nolan."
"What does that mean?…"
"As you know, there are many parallels of you. But there was a time when you existed as a single entity, not belonging to any world and existing only as a thought. It was then you saw this world developing… The pool was but a tiny bit full, and so you dove in. Your chi easily merged and became one with the developing pool, and your existence was substantiated in this universe. It even paved the way for other rivers to form smaller universes. But those other Nolans did not meet with pleasant ends… and neither did you."
"You're wrong!"
A voice familiar to Nolan's own spoke up. He saw his KND:U self surface from the sea. "I…I couldn't help but overhear. …What is this place?"
"The multiverse, go on?" Sandman requested.
"I just wanted to say that I had a great life, too, and my legacy is still going. My great-grandson, Darknull is in the KND now."
"You have a great-grandson?"
"Hey, man. Remember me?" The Legends Nolan appeared, greeting Sandman like an old friend.
"Ah…nice to see you again." Sandman greeted. "How have things been? I have a lot to catch you up on. I had a son who became Midna's Guardian, there was a crazy Apocalypse, then there was almost another Apocalypse…"
"You sound like you're doing well. After all that crazy business I told you about, things got better. I married Crystal, then we made a ton of money off Icarus Corp… heh, and to summarize the rest, it was a mostly happy ending."
"You guys are pretty lucky…" The Out of Mind Sandman appeared. "I didn't have a chance to get married… but my sacrifice made a difference. Even if I only played a small part, the Kids New Dictatorship was destroyed, and my friends went on to lead great lives. And at least now… I don't have those awful prophetic dreams, anymore. Now, I get to sleep as much as I want…"
"What about you, Nolan?" asked Legends. "Now that your life is over… is your mission over? If it is, then why are you still struggling?"
"Because my mission isn't over, yet!" the original Nolan declared. "As long as scum like Skull Face are trying to ruin everything, our mission isn't over!"
"Then will you prove yourself as the Miracle Nolan?"
"I'm not the only 'Miracle,' Morpheus! There are miracles all around you!"
Tower of Babel
Haru used Milady to splice Pyramid Head into three smaller copies. Makoto rammed her motorcycle into one of them, Ryuji's Captain Kidd smashed one with his metallic arm, and Morgana used Zorro to slash the other one up. The Pyramid Heads reformed, but the entity collapsed after the arduous battle.
Renard had assumed her mature form, dazzling Sherbet with her beauty, but the pervert's natural habits became his downfall as Renard KO'ed him. She turned attention to Ciel as her turtle spirit defended Renard from her soundwave attack, but Ciel was suddenly crushed beneath a giant jack-o-lantern. The conjurer was Maria Ushiromiya, accompanied by Emily Dickson. "Maria!" Renard shrank back to kid form.
"Maria-chan! Uu-uu!"
"Maria, are you sure you'll be okay?" Emily asked. "I mean… after what just happened?"
"Maria isn't worried about that now, Emily. Maria needs to help York-san, uuu. …You know, the Tower of Babel is supposed to be the origin of all voices, Emily-chan."
"Yeah, I know that."
"When I was little, I always wanted to be a powerful witch like Beatrice. And if I were a witch… I would want to be the Witch of Origins." Maria raised her scepter, and her clothes transformed: she now wore a black dress with white frills underneath and a pink cravat. "And I would draw power from the births of new people, and from the cosmos's very core."
"Am I late to the party?" A bat had landed on the grounds, morphing into Alucard.
"We're pretty late ourselves, actually." Emily replied. "I think Snake and Joker are the only ones in there. We'd better hurry!"
"Agreed!" With that, the team of four raced inside.
Snake returned to the Reflecting Pool's chamber, frantic as he searched for any trace of Sandman. "What?!" A light seemed to rupture from space, rays spewing around as it grew bigger.
…
"And that's not all!" Nolan stated, struggling to tear open the fabric of reality with his own hands. "All you Nolans… YOU ARE ALL… MIRACLES!"
The Nolans put their hands to his, applying their strength. They and dozens more Nolans joined forces and tore the space open.
"AGH!" Snake jumped in fright when Nolan suddenly flung out of the light. The Sandman jumped upright as Morpheus formed around him, tearing off Nolan's mask and sending light-purple gas into his lungs. The parasites were sickened by the gas and dissolved. Nolan fell, propping himself on his hand and panting. "N-Nolan?"
"Ahhh…all better." He stretched back up again.
"Why couldn't you have done that before?!"
"Sigh…I wasn't strong enough before, Snake. But now I'm ready. I have to do this for all the Nolans that came before me! …Er, or after me, I guess. …I'm still confused on the exact timeline placements between our universes, but I think I'm considered the 'first' Nolan."
"…What are you talking about?"
"You wanna ask questions or you wanna kick some Skull Ass?"
"First of all, don't ever say it like that again. And second… Hell yeah!"
Multiverse Pools
Donned in his Nanosuit, Skull Face grabbed Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap's neck, his grip firm and unbreakable as he tried to twist the spirit. Valentine maintained a fixed resolve, bending the frequency around Skull and dispersing the suit once more. D4C unloaded a barrage of punches against Skull Face, Valentine ceaseless in the attack, until a finishing jaw punch sent Skull away and rolling onto the surface. "Ta-dah!" Valentine stuck an American flag in the water and made a charming pose.
"Huff…the multiverse is truly your domain, Valentine."
"Yes. Though it is impossible for me to swim up the falls from which the sources originate, in this ocean, I am the fastest merman. You, Skull Face, are not worthy to take the napkin. You are…uough!" He grunted. Valentine's muscles became stiff, binding him in place as armor molded over him. "D4…C?"
"You may be a merman… but fish can get sick, too, Valentine." Skull Face stood, and a tiny light floated around him. "I had Synthia enter your body and study your chi paths. She has developed parasites made from your chi, the chi that jumps and bends the melody of the multiverse. One That Covers has covered YOU now."
"You… How very clever… Skull Face."
"Why do we have to fight, Valentine?" Skull marched closer as Synthia orbited around him. "All we want is to guide the voices… we are driven by our commitment. So, let's stop fighting… and join together." Skull pinched Valentine's chin in his fingers, their glaring eyes meeting. "We will build a better America… and a better universe. Let's work as one… my Funny Valentine."
Synthia and the four Voices orbited the duo. The parasites of Skull's Nanosuit mixed with the parasites of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. "What a pain you are… Skull Face."
…
Her dark butterfly wings flapping with beauty, Bayonetta was en route to the Tower of Babel. "Hm?" She felt a terrific surge of energy rising from the top.
A spire of rainbow colors grew atop Babel, and a tremendous figure took shape within it. It possessed the tall, pointed ears of D4C, but its armor was black with muscle designs, with baby-blue plates. Its eyes were brimming an eerie orange, and a halo consisting of the Lost Voices rotated around its ears.
"The One That Covers… now Covers All. We command the voices of this universe… and the melodies of the multiverse. There will no longer be a lingua franca. All cultures will rise again. And those who subjugated them will submit to the new regime."
"Sigh…I should've expected he would turn into some ugly monster." Bayonetta shook her head. "Alright… let's get this over with."
A robed, battered Angel with the feathers of a peacock made the great flight to the tower.
That opening spiel was based off a mini-RP me and Sarstar had. XD In fact, that gag involving K. Rool and Azula originated from a dream she once had!