"This is madness!" Dad raved in the library at school "What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you!" he said before he started pacing. "I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this..." he stopped pacing and stared at Buffy. "Cult?"
"You don't like the color?" She asked in her old cheerleading uniform holding pompoms.
"I d... Do you, um... Do you ignore everything I say as a, as a rule?" he asked her putting things on a cart.
"No, I believe that's your trick." Buffy told him.
"No, it's mine." I said and dad gave me a look before he pushed the cart to the counter. Buffy skipped in front of him and posed.
"I told you, I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad!" she said.
"You have a sacred birthright, Buffy. You were chosen to destroy vampires, not to... wave pompoms at people. And as the Watcher I forbid it." He told her going back to the table I was sitting on.
"And you'll be stopping me how?" she asked him.
"Well, I..." he sat next to me and crossed his arms. "By appealing to your common sense, if such a creature exists."
"I will still have time to fight the forces of evil, okay? I just wanna have a life, I wanna do something normal. Something safe." Buffy told him.
"Come on, Dad. Cheerleading isn't that bad." I told him. "It'll give her an excuse to go home late."
That afternoon, Buffy, Xander, Willow and I walked into the gym to see girls stretching for the tryouts.
"Giles didn't approve, huh?" Willow asked her.
"He totally lost his water. We haven't seen a vampire in over a week." Buffy reminded us.
"I'd say he should get a girlfriend if he wasn't so old." I added before shivering at the thought.
"Well, we're behind you." Willow told her.
"People scoff at things like school spirit, but look at these girls giving their all like this!" Xander said as a girl did the splits between two chairs. "Ooo, stretchy! Where was I?"
"You were pretending that seeing scantily clad girls in revealing postures was a spiritual experience." Willow told him.
"Who said I was pretending?" Xander asked her before turning to Buffy. "Oh, hey! Here's a good luck thing for tryouts." He handed her a bracelet.
"What's this?" Buffy asked him.
"What's that?" Willow asked him.
"Oh, how sweet!" she said before reading the inscription. "'Yours Always.'"
"I-i-it came that way, really, they all said that!" Xander said nervously and Willow sighed.
Just look at that Amber. Who does she think she is, a Laker Girl?" Cordelia asked when she walked up to us.
"I heard she turned them down." Willow told her.
"Turned the Lakers down for her school squad. Now that's spirit." I said. Joy, the cheerleading squad leader, stepped up with her clipboard and called for everyone's attention.
"Okay, listen up! Let's begin with," she looked down at her clipboard. "Amber Grove. If you're not auditioning, move off the floor."
"Amy! Hi!" Willow greeted the blonde close to us.
"Hi!" Amy greeted.
"I didn't know you wanted to be a cheerleader! You lost a lot of weight." Willow complimented.
"Had to." Amy told her.
"Do you know Buffy and Liz?" Willow asked her.
"Hi." The three of us said.
"Oh, how I hate this, let me count the ways." Amy told us as Amber began her athletic routine. "She trained with Benson. He's one of the best coaches money can buy."
"They have cheerleading coaches?" Buffy asked her.
"Oh, yeah! Don't you have? I train with my mom, three hours in the morning, three at night."
"Hmm, that much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some quality matricide." Buffy told her.
"Oh, I know it's hokey. But she's really great." Amy said. I saw Cordelia turn away with a look of contempt on her face as Amber continued her routine. Suddenly, Amber's hands began to smoke.
"What the...?" Buffy asked.
"That girl's on fire!" Willow called out.
"Enough of the hyperbole!" Cordelia told her.
"She's not joking!" I told her as Amber's hands caught fire. She dropped her pompoms and screamed. Buffy reacted as Amber flailed her hands in the air. Buffy jumped up onto the stands and pulled down a banner before running back to Amber. Buffy knocked her down and snuffed out the flames with the banner as everyone stared in shock.
"It's okay, it's okay, you're gonna be... okay." Buffy told Amber sending the three of us a look.
Back at the library, it was Buffy's turn to pace as Willow and Xander sat on the table and I went through some of the books in a cart close by.
"I've been slaying vampires for more than a year now, and I have seen some pretty cringeworthy things, but... nobody's hands ever got toasted before." Buffy said.
"I imagine not." Dad said coming out of the cage next to me.
"So, this isn't a vampire problem." Buffy said.
"No." she told him.
"But it is funky, right? Not of the norm?" She asked.
"Quite. Spontaneous human combustion is, is rare, and, and scientifically unexplainable, but there have been cases for hundreds of years. Usually all that's left is a pile of ashes." Dad told her.
"That's all that would have been left if it hadn't been for Buffy." Willow told him.
"So, we have no idea what caused this. That's a comfort." Xander said sarcastically.
"But that's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth!" Dad said sitting on the edge of the table. "There's a veritable cornucopia of, of fiends and devils and, and ghouls to engage." We all gave him a look. "Pardon me for finding the glass half full."
"Please stop." I told him.
"Any common denominators in cases of spontaneous combustion?" Buffy asked.
"Uh, rage. In most cases the person who combusted was, was terribly angry or, or upset." Dad told her.
"So maybe Amber's got this power to make herself be on fire. It's like the human torch, only it hurts." Xander said.
"I need to get the skinny on Amber. Find out if she's had any colorful episodes before." Buffy said leaving the library.
"That means hacking illegally into the school's computer system. At last, something I can do!" Willow said joining Buffy.
"I'll ask around about her." Xander added.
"I'll ask around some contacts." I said.
"You guys don't have to get involved." Buffy told us.
"What d'ya mean? We're a team! Aren't we a team?" Xander asked.
"Yeah! You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes!" Willow told her.
"I just don't like putting you guys in danger." Buffy told us.
"Oh, huh, I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away." Xander told her.
"Yeah, that makes her feel so much better about us helping." I said sarcastically.
"Okay, just walk softly, at least until we know a little more. I mean, what if Amber isn't causing these problems herself?" Buffy asked.
"Well, then we have to determine who or what did, and, uh, deal with it accordingly." Dad told us.
By the day Joy was posting the new squad members, we'd found nothing to show why Amber caught on fire. I waited with Buffy and Amy in the back as a girl rushed away in tears because she didn't make the cut.
"I can't take this." Amy said next to us. Joy finally stepped away from posting the list on the bulletin board and instantly it was a fight to try to read the paper. Xander joined us from wherever he and Willow had been.
"Cover me, I'm goin' in." he said pushing his way through the crowd and looking at the list as Cordelia came out of the crowd.
"You're lucky!" Cordelia told Amy.
"I made it?" she asked hopeful.
"I made it!" she said before Xander joined us and she walked away.
"One of those girls hit me really hard! You should test for steroids." Xander told them.
"Results Xander." I reminded him.
"Okay, not only did you make the team, but you, Miss Summers, are the first alternate, and Amy's number three." Xander said. Amy looked at Buffy, badly disappointed, and ran off. "And what a better way to celebrate than with a romantic drive through..."
"Xander, alternates are the ones who didn't make the team, they only fill in if something happens to the ones who did." Willow told him.
"Excuse me." Buffy said going to console Amy.
"For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me." Xander said.
"Don't worry, I'm sure they will." I said patting his arm.
"Thanks, you're such a comfort in times like this." He told me and I smiled.
"Happy to help." I said as the three of us walked away.
"Do Brits even understand sarcasm?" he asked me.
"Please, we invented it." I told him.
The next day at school, Willow, Xander and I were in the hallways between classes when Cordelia walked by in a daze.
"Cordelia, you haven't been mean to me all day. Is it something I've done?" Xander asked her as she walked by, but she said nothing to him. "Okay, see how she has no clue that I'm even a mammal, much less a human being?"
"I see that." Willow told him taking the pen she was chewing on out of her mouth.
"This is the invisible man syndrome. A blessing in Cordelia's case. A curse in Buffy's." Xander complained.
"You're not invisible to Buffy." Willow told him closing her locker before putting the pen back in her mouth as we started walking down the hall.
"It's worse! I'm just like a part of the scenery, like an old shoe. Or a rug that you walk on every day but don't even really see it." Xander complained.
"Like a pen that's all chewed up, and you know you should throw it away, but you don't, not 'cause you like it so much, more 'cause you're just used to..." Willow started saying until Xander cut her off.
"Will, yeah, that is the point, you don't have to drive it through my head like a railroad spike. I'm gonna take your advice and not beat around the bush." Xander told her.
"Or I could be wrong! Maybe you should beat around the bush more." Willow told him and I shook my head.
"Nah, I gotta be a man and ask her out. Y'know, I gotta stop giving her ID bracelets, uh, subtle innuendoes, taking Polaroids outside of her bedroom window late at night that last part is a joke to relieve the tension because here she comes." Xander said as Buffy started coming to us from her class.
"Is that even Cordelia's locker?" Buffy asked as Cordelia was trying to open a locker until she gave up and continued down the hall.
"Huh? Oh, I don't know. What I'm saying is accompany me Friday night..." Xander started saying until Buffy cut him off.
"Xander, I have to, um... We can make this up later. You don't mind do you?" Buffy asked before following Cordelia. Xander whistled like the sound of a bomb falling and exploding.
"Don't worry, King Cretin. I'm sure you'll have another chance." I said before following her.
Outside, I joined Buffy in following Cordelia to where people were taking Drivers Ed. Cordelia managed to hit the cones she was supposed to avoid and crash the car, before getting out in a daze and walking to the middle of the street. A delivery van was coming her way and she screamed when she saw it. Buffy managed to get to Cordelia in time to get her out of the way of the van. I joined them when the van finally passed.
"Oh, my God, I, I can't see anything!" Cordelia said.
"It's, it's okay, it's... Oh God!" Buffy exclaimed as my eyes widened.
"What's happening? I can't see anything!" Cordelia said. Her eyes had no irises and were completely white.
We went to the library after someone took Cordelia away to wherever she was going.
"Witchcraft. Blinding your enemy to disorient and disable them is, it's classic!" Dad said.
"Don't sound so excited." I told him and just gave me a look.
"First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale." Xander said sarcastically.
"Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?" Dad asked.
"Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?" Willow asked.
"You said what we were all thinking." I told her.
"And setting Amber ablaze?" Dad asked.
"Yeah, those guys don't hang..." Xander said.
"They're both cheerleaders." Buffy linked.
"Someone doesn't like cheerleading." Dad said.
"Or likes it too much." Buffy said.
"Amy!" Buffy, Willow and I said.
"So, you guys are leaning towards Amy?" Xander asked.
"She's desperate to get on that team, and I've got this feeling she'd do just about anything to make her mom's dream come true." Buffy said.
"Uh, let me make sure I have this right. This witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells so that she can become a cheerleader?" Dad asked skeptically.
"I think you're underestimating the amount of pressure a parent can lay on you. If you're not a picture perfect carbon copy they tend to wig." Buffy told him and he looked to me.
"Don't look at me." I told him.
"Cheerleading was kind of her mom's last hurrah." Willow told us.
"Look, we still have to stop Amy. We should grab her and..." Xander started saying.
"I think we should be sure she's the witch before we arouse her suspicions. She's, she's capable of some fairly unpleasant things." Dad told us.
"Okay, alright," Buffy said getting up. "So, you're in high school, you are desperate to make the team and please your mom, so you turn to witchcraft. What's the first thing you're gonna do?"
"Check out the books on witchcraft!" Willow said and they went to the computer to access the on-line library card catalog.
"Uh, no! No, that would be the last thing you would do! You don't wanna leave a paper trail. Forget that!" Xander told him.
"It'll just take a minute." Willow told us and Xander went to them.
"We don't have a minute! Cheerleaders are in danger. Buffy's in danger. You were the first alternate, you are on the team now that Cordelia's out. You could be next. We gotta get you to a safe house." Xander told Buffy.
"Xander..." Willow started saying.
"Yeah."
"'Witches: Historic Roots to Modern Practice.' Checked out by Alexander Harris." Willow read.
"'The Pagan Rites', checked out by Alexander..." Buffy read.
"Alright, alright, it's not what you think." Xander told us.
"You like to look at the semi-nude engravings?" Willow asked him.
"Oh, well, uh, I-I guess it is what you think." Xander said.
"Have you all quite finished? We have to find a conclusive test. There may be something in here..." he said looking through a book. "Yes, this should do it. You'll need some of her hair, a little quicksilver and some aquafortis."
"Well, that's just mercury and nitric acid. You can get that in the science lab." Willow told us.
"'Heat ingredients and apply to witch, and if a spell has been cast in the previous 48 hours, witch's skin turns blue.' Hmm." Dad read before shutting the book. "Oh, and you'll need some Eye of Newt."
In science class, Buffy and I were partnered on track two with Willow and Xander on track one. They had a frog sitting in front of them with me and Buffy having all the chemicals and things we'd need for the spell. I set up the ingredients and got them ready for the Eye of Newt and Amy's hair."
"Those of you in track one may begin your dissections... now. He indicates where the students should cut their frogs." D. Gregory said and I watched Xander trying to take the frog's eye out with tweezers. "Those of you in track two take your hydrochloric acid and your ammonium hydroxide and carefully pour them into your beakers. Now slow, slow..."
"I can't." Xander said putting the tweezers down. Wilow grabbed the frog and took out the eye and handed it to me.
"...capping one, I'm being safe. And you get..."
"Eye of Newt!" I said smiling dropping the eye into the beaker. We watched the ingredients in the beaker react and begin to bubble and smoke.
"...that."
"How's Buffy doing with the hair?" Xander asked and we watched her talk to Amy and get the hair. When she came back she handed me the hair and I mixed it into the concoction.
"Wave 'Hi' to the nice little witch!" Xander said in a low voice and I looked up to see Amy give us a quick look. I took the beaker and poured some of the liquid into a test-tube.
"All set." I said handing it to Buffy.
"Do you have a plan?" Willow asked her.
"Spill it on her. Try 'n' make it look natural." Buffy told us.
"We're right behind you, only... further back." Xander told her. Buffy slowly made her way over to Amy.
"Lishanne, can you tell me why these chemicals have this reaction?" Dr. Gregory asked her as Buffy poured some of the mixture onto Amy's arm, feigning an accident. We saw the liquid turn blue on contact. "Lishanne? Are you... Oh, my God!" We all looked to Lishanne, and saw her shaking her head violently. She turned to the rest of the class and we saw she no longer had a mouth.
After class, the four of us were in the halls talking about what happened in class.
"Did you see? Amy was as freaked out as the rest of us." Xander said.
"So it's not her?" Willow asked.
"The test was positive!" I reminded them.
"So, she's our Sabrina. I just don't think she realizes what she's doing." Buffy suggested.
"Well, should we talk to her?" Willow asked.
"Maybe we should talk to her mother. I wonder if she knows what she's created." Buffy said.
After class the next day, Xander, Willow and I went into the gym to watch Buffy during cheerleading practice.
"Willow! Xander! Liz! My buds are here! I love my buds! Hi!" Buffy said jumping wildly before she noticed everyone staring. "Hi... Oh..." she got in line and the routine continued.
"Is it me, or is Buffy a bit looped?" Xander asked. Willow and I shared a worried look as the cheerleaders continued with a series of assisted cartwheels.
"We better get her outta there." I said. "Slayer strength uncontrolled can be dangerous."
"Yeah, before she..." Buffy overthrew Joy's aerial, sending her crashing into the gym wall. "...hurts someone."
"Did I do that?" Buffy asked her sounding a little more excited.
"You are so out of here!" Joy told her and the three of us went running to her side.
"It's not her fault!" Willow told Joy.
"She's on medication." Xander lied.
"What?" Buffy asked him confused.
"Well, obviously not enough. Who's our next alternate? Oh. Amy, you just made cheerleader." Joy told Amy.
"No, no, no. You don't want her, she's a wi..." Xander quickly put his hand over Buffy's mouth.
"A wise choice indeed!" He said as he and Willow pulled buffy from the gym as I followed.
"She's a witchy!" Buffy said as we made our way through the halls.
"Buffy..." Willow started.
"I just got kicked off the team, didn't I?" Buffy asked.
"I don't think it was your fault." Xander said.
"Hmm, I know you don't, that's 'cause you're my friend. You're my Xander-shaped friend!" Buffy said happily leaning her head on his shoulder. "Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander?"
"We gotta to get her to a..." Willow started before Xander stopped her with a gesture.
"Let her speak!"
"I'll tell you! You're not like other boys at all." Buffy told him.
"Well..." Xander said smiling.
"You are totally, and completely one of the girls! I'm that comfy with him." Buffy told us making Xander smiling wide.
"That's great." Xander said losing his smile.
"Any other guy who'd give me a bracelet, they'd... wanna date me, and be like a..." She began to feel woozy. "Oh! I, I don't feel so good."
"Buffy?" Willow asked before she collapsed in their arms.
"We need to get her to the library." I told them and Xander picked her up and we rushed to my dad.
When we got to the library, Xander laid Buffy prone in a chair and I quickly got a wet cloth for her forehead. Willow supported her head and kept the cloth in place with hand.
"We've gotta get her to a hospital!" Willow told us and I shook my head.
"They can't help her. This is a bloodstone vengeance spell." I explained to her.
"Hits the body hard like a, a quart of alcohol, and then it e-eradicates the, uh, immune system." Dad told her.
"A vengeance spell, like she's trying to get even with Buffy?" Willow asked.
"'Cause she knows I know she's a witch." Buffy said.
"The others she just wanted out of the running. You she intends to, um..." Dad dropped his sentence.
"Kill?" Buffy asked and he nodded.
"How much time do we have?" Willow asked.
"Oh, uh, I'm sure, uh..." Dad said, trying to lie to them.
"Truth. Please." Buffy requested.
"At this stage, three max." I told him.
"Well, how do we reverse the spell?" Xander asked.
"Well I, I've been researching that, and, uh, we can reverse all the spells if, um..." Dad took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. "...we can just lay our hands on, on Amy's spell book."
"And if we can't get a hold of it?" Willow asked.
"The only other way to break a witches spell is take off her head." I told her.
"Show of hands!" Xander asked raising his hand.
"It's not Amy's fault. She only became a witch to survive her mother." Buffy told him.
"Look, I don't care why, I just care that you go on breathing." Xander told her.
"Giles, where would she be casting these spells?" Buffy asked.
"Oh, she needs a, a sacred space. A-a-a pentagram, um, large pot." Dad listed off.
"Her home. Okay. Help me up." Buffy said and Xander and Willow helped her stand. "We'll just go to her house and we'll get her book."
"Okay, we'll go with you." Willow told her.
"Uh, no! You guys stay here and keep an eye on Amy." Buffy ordered.
"And keep her away from the science lab. We'll need it to cast our counter-spells." Dad ordered before he and Buffy left. Willow and Xander looked at each other.
"You two watch Amy. I'll get the lab ready." I told them.
That night, during the game, Dad carried Buffy in and laid her down on a lab table, knocking everything off in the process, before taking off his coat.
"We're gonna stop this. I promise." Dad told Buffy as he folded his coat and put it under her head as a pillow. "You just hang on." Buffy moaned and Dad went to a box of books and other things a woman had set on Dr. Gregory's bench next to me and pulled out a book.
"How is she?" I asked him.
"We only have a few minutes left." Dad told me.
"Who's she?" I asked looking at the women.
"Elizabeth meet Amy." He told me and I nodded. Dad and I prepared everything for the spell, including another eye from a frog. "Right! Here we go!"
"The center is dark. Centrum est obscurus. The darkness breathes. Tenebrae respiratis. The listener hears. Hear me!" Dad recited as he mixed the ingredients.
"Oh, it's... it's working!" Amy told us.
"Unlock the gate. Let the darkness shine. Cover us with holy fear." Dad read from the book as Amy staggered and covered her face. "Show me..." the lights went out in the classroom. "Corsheth and Gilail! The gate is closed! Receive the dark! Release the unworthy! Take of mine energy and be sated!" he plunged his hands into the mixture before removing them. Amy and I looked at the door and saw it being yanked on. "Be sated! Release the unworthy! Release!" Amy's mom began to chop down the door. "Release!" Catherine managed to make a hole and reach through to open the door and went straight to Buffy. "RELEEEEASE!" Catherine started to wield the ax, but stops when there's a flash of light and the spells were all broken. She looks around, a bit confused, stepped back and lowered the ax. Buffy had her strength back and got up from the table.
"Buffy?" Amy asked.
"Amy?" Buffy asked. Catherine lunged at Buffy from the side and tackled her to the floor, knocking her out. Giles advanced, holding his arm out and pointing.
"You... you..." Dad started for her. Catherine growled and looks at him. She uses her powers to force us back and push a table against us, pinning us to the wall. Amy just stood there watching, still holding the ax in both hands. Catherine got up and confronted her.
"You! You little brat!" Catherine said.
"Mom! Please!" Amy begged holding the ax threateningly. Catherine held out her hand and the ax flew from Amy's hands to hers.
"How dare you raise your hand to your mother! I gave you birth. I gave up my life so you could drag that worthless carcass around and call it living?" Catherine swung the ax into the lab table. "You've never been anything but trouble. I'm going to put you where you can't make trouble again!"
"Guess what?" Buffy asked Catherine, who turned to face her. "I feel better!" She punched Catherine, and she flew through the air, landing on a lab table and rolling off, hitting a shelf full of bottles along the way. She quickly got up.
"That body was mine! Mine!" Catherine shrieked.
"Oh, grow up!" Buffy told her. Catherine growled again, holding her arm out toward Buffy and using her powers to send her flying against the wall. Buffy hit the wall and fell to the floor. She got up, craning her neck as Catherine began to cast a spell.
"I shall look upon my enemy!" She looked up at Buffy, and her eyes had gone pitch black. "I shall look upon her and the dark place will have her soul!" Buffy looked around for a way to stop her.
"Buffy!" I said staring at a mirror above her.
"Corsheth, take her!" Catherine cast. Buffy did a standing hook kick, knocking the pole out from under the mirror and letting it flop down. Catherine's spell leapt from her hands and was reflected by the mirror back at her. The power of the spell enveloped her and she screamed. The energy twisted around her and disappeared with a roar, taking her with it. Buffy surveyed the scene to see Amy was badly shaken.
"Well, that was, um, interesting." Dad said as we pushed the table away from us.
"You guys okay?" Buffy asked.
"I'm fine!" Amy told her as I nodded.
"I assume the, uh, all the spells are reverse. It was my first casting, so...I may have got it wrong." Dad told us.
"You saved my life! You were a god!" Buffy told him.
"Well, I didn't think you'd pull it off." Amy told us.
"Good to know." I told her. Suddenly, Xander came rushing in and grabbed Amy tightly.
"I got her! I got her! Cut her head off!" he called out.
"Xander, what are you doing?" Buffy asked him.
"Saving you?"
"Get your hands off of her." Buffy ordered.
"But she's evil." Xander reminded us.
"It wasn't exactly her." Dad told him.
"I was my mom." Amy explained.
"Oh!" he said releasing her. Willow comes running in wielding a bat.
"Where is she?!" Willow asked.
"Uh, hey Willow! It's cool!" Xander told her.
"It is?" Willow asked.
"Yeah, I took care of it." Xander said and we all shared a look.
The next day, Buffy, Amy and I were walking together.
"My dad is so impossible! He doesn't ever want me going anywhere! He wants to spend total quantity time together. And I'm, like, 'Dad, I can go out, it's perfectly safe!' But he's got all this guilt about leaving me with my mom. And he's being a total pain." Amy complained.
"You're loving it." Buffy said.
"Every single minute." Amy told us. "This Saturday night he wants to stay in and make brownies. Well, the brownies were my idea."
"Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternate." Cordelia said coming up to us. "Hold it, wait... No I'm not!"
"Well, I know that I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling out words with my arms." Amy told her.
"Ooo, these grapes are sour!" Cordelia as we stopped at the trophy case as Cordelia continued on.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that you wanted to be on the squad." Amy said to Buffy.
"Oh, hey, that's okay. Cheerleading's just a little too hairy for me these days." Buffy joked.
"That's for sure." Amy agreed as we went around to the front of the case and look at Catherine's picture. "Catherine the Great."
"And there's been no sign of her?" I asked her.
"That last spell... She said I'd never make trouble again. Wherever she is I don't think we'll have to worry." Amy answered as we looked at the cheerleading trophy.
"Twisted." Buffy said as we left the case.
"I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat." Amy told us.
"Y'know, I hear that look's in for spring." Buffy joked and we all laughed.