I'm in Mortal Kombat …Sweet

Chapter 4: Mileena

I stared down her. Her beauty was unmatched.

God, you can get a boner just by looking at her.

I placed my hands on the table as I leaned forward.

"She's beautiful."

Reptile and Shang Tsung looked at me as if I was crazy. No need to wonder why.

"You find her beautiful?" Shang Tsung asked.

"Yeah, she's smoking hot too."

"But the teeth-"

"Oh screw the teeth!" I shouted, startling them. "I say she's beautiful, end of story!"

The two at me with confused expressions, causing me to blush in embarrassment, I shifted nervously.

"Sorry, she's just really pretty."

They both nodded, before Shang Tsung reached into his robe.

"I almost forgot." he said, pulling what looked like magenta colored eyeliner out of his pocket. He then applied it to her eyes. "Forgot the finishing touches." He stared down at her happily.

Me and Reptile exchanged glances. "Why uh, why do you have eyeliner in your pocket?"

Shang quickly realized his mistake and shoved the eyeliner back in his pocket. "You will speak of this to no one!" He replied, angrily summoning fireballs to prove his point.

We both backed up.

"Yeah, we're totally clear on that!"

"Yessss massster! Our lipssss are sssssealed." Reptile agreed.

The fireballs extinguished in his hands. "Very well."

"So what do you need me for?" I asked, wondering why he would show me to her.

"You know so much about the tournament, as well as the contestants." I won't deny it, I did tense up. But they didn't notice. "You'll be teaching all about Earthrealms customs in preparation."

"Preparation for what?"

'He smiled, "that's a surprise" '.


We arrived shortly before Ermac was revealed to Liu Kang. It continued as usual, with Liu Kang winning. I didn't want to change anything yet.

Shang Tsung was nervous, no reason why cause he had to suffer Shao Kahn's wrath. But he was also mad a me.

"You told me you knew Raiden's plan! Why hasn't he been stopped!"

"First off, your breath a little hot. Second of all, I never said I knew his plan. I only said he chose Liu Kang as his champion. And third of all, I think you should listen to Shang Tsung. He has a plan that I'd think you'd be interested in."

It took a while for him to calm down. Just a few holes in the wall, broken vases and dead Tarkatan's.

Slumping on his throne, he look towards Shang. "Speak."

He stood up. "Emperor, while it is true that we have lost. There is another way."

The emperor raised an eyebrow. "Go one."

"A tournament, in Outworld." Shao Kahn's men shifted uncomfortably.

"Are you mocking me! Raiden would never be foolish enough to participate here."

"Unless, he had no other choice."

"What are you suggesting?"

"We kidnap one of his champions and hold them hostage. We both know he would never leave one of his own to die."

Kahn contemplated this, "Very well, I will give you this chance. But if you fail, you'll regret it."

"Thank you emperor." He replied standing up, I'll go make the preperatons, he turned to leave."

"One last thing." SHao Kahn replied standing up, raising his hand it was engulfed in and orange glow as well as Shang tsung. When it cleared Shang Tsung was younger.

Finally I couldn't stand to look at his old face anymore.

"Consider it a reward." Shao Kahn replied sitting.

"Thank you emperor, Shang replied. I will not fail you. He left soon after with me and reptile.

"So, what now?" I asked him.

He turned to me. "You and Reptile are to keep an eye on Mileena." He then looked away with a smug grin on his face. "I have business to attend to."


Sorry guys. Writers block. You've all been waiting, and I'm really sorry. I've had exams as well. But on the bright side, this guys now an uncle. I'll try to update more often.

Also, just to let you know. Green Vs. Yellow is still going, Tron: A new life will update soon, And, I'm working on Rwby, Undertale, and Five Night's at Freddy's fanfics.

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