I do not own any of the powers granted to the OC, nor any of the animes/games that happen to be used.

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

"Powerful Beings Speaking in a loud or menacing tone... or tournament announcers into loud ass speakers"

"Text via books or letters."

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes) (Please Note that this is underlined, and if I actually have to make an A/N I will go through the chapter and underline it. The underline feature doesn't copy over from Onedrive, so I'll have to fix it after moving it to Fanfic.)

Note: this is a world with so many fucking crossovers it's not funny. Characters might not act the same as they do in canonical appearances, and plot lines will be different. You have been warned.

Current Decided list:

Dxd (Obviously)
One Piece (Becomes obvious as to why pretty quickly)
School-based martial arts Anime
A School Based Game that will fuck you up mentally a physically.
Another slightly wilder school-based Anime with school-wars.
A Game unrelated to any sort of school based anything that I will be pulling some characters from.

And yes, Mittlet is Azazel's Daughter in this too... I'm trying to find a story where I can pull that off without it dying within 50000 words... but I suppose this one wont be lasting that long considering it is only going ot be like 3k?

"Suz Suz! Play with me!" A small brown haired boy grins as he bounces in place.

"I don't know, Ise." I sigh. "I'm tired right now."

"Awwww." The boy pouts. "Pleaaase?"

I smile briefly. "Nah."

He sniffles slightly. "W-Why are you being so mean?"

I reach up and pat his head. "I'm not. We'll play in a minute, alright? Go and get Ren."

I watch the boy smile brightly and run out the door.

I rub my hand through my hair. 'ugh... how do kids keep up that endless energy?! It's absolute nonsense!'

My name is Suzutsu Hyoudou... twin to Issei Hyoudou... as you could probably tell... I'm a bit 'abnormal' for a child... as in... I'm not one.

Well, mentally at least...

That's right! Reincarnation! I used to be an all-powerful real admiral! Had my own boat, crew, knew all six of the secret death assassination martial arts, and had all three kinds of haki!

I died a while back... I suppose it has been like five years now? Anyways, I died a really dumb death... I was actually killed by one of my crewmembers in a mutiny... now, you might ask yourself, 'if you are so strong, how did you die'? And the answer might surprise you...

He got in cahoots with the ship's cook and fed me a devil fruit then faked drowning and after I tried to save him, I sunk to the bottom of the sea.

I just thought the cook accidently fed me something rotten... but that taste could have only been a devil fruit, hm?

It was a dark night... and I still remember that slimy smile on his face as he stabbed a sea prism stone dagger right into my stomach as I touched the water.

I let out a long sigh. 'that means that I don't have the child-like innocence of a regular, well... child.'

I'm still a bit angry about my death... I trained SO hard for most of my life after I decided what I wanted to be, managed to set a record for being the youngest vice admiral ever- at the age of twenty-five- then was killed by my own crewmember literally a month into working my new position... so now all my training has practically been reset.

Well, most of it...

I stand up and clench my body, watching as my body seemingly hardens, then a black sheen briefly goes across my skin before fading.

I managed to keep my Haki, and Iron Body...

'I cant even hope to pull of any of the other six powers... even Iron body doesn't work like it should... it's more like 'wood body' or maybe... I don't know, like 'Wax body'? Ooh. 'Tougher than regular skin- body.'

I snort at my little internal joke and drop out of my technique. 'eh, it'll be fine... with haki I'll be harder than steel without using Iron body.'

Tempest kick, Finger Pistol, Shave, and Moon Walk, all require much more muscle mass than I have right now... and Paper Arts requires flexibility which I am unable to grasp right now as well.

To be completely honest... I don't even know if I should train here... the world has advanced far beyond my previous one... people here don't see a point in melee combat anymore... they use guns, canons, or better yet, a bomb that can level a city from miles away... all that stuff made humanity weak... but there's nothing like sea kings or pirates to fight against here, so why would you want to be strong?

I reach out with Observation Haki to see that Issei is quickly returning with the girl from next door.

I flinch as a large power makes itself known.

'is that- her dad?! He is pretty powerful... probably the most powerful thing I have come across here... he is dozens of times stronger than my new father... maybe there is a reason to train in this world after all-'

"Suz! Are you ready yet?!" Issei exclaims as he bursts through the door, one Irina Shidou- a short-haired brunette which issei probably thinks is a boy- behind him.

"Yeah, yeah." I sigh.

I duck out of the way of swiping hands. "You're going to have to try harder than that Ise~"

Irina comes up behind and tires to touch me as well, but I quickly move around her swipe as well. "You're too slow!"

I point towards my chest. "I am the tag KING!"

Irina stands beside Issei and they both exchange glances, then with a nod they both dash forwards.

I duck under Issei's poke and hop around Irina's hug-tackle.

'eh, It's a clever plan... I'll allow it.'

Issei, who had begun moving right after his poke, maneuvers around Irina's back, and swings his hand forwards and grabs my shoulder.

"…"

"WE DID IIIIT!" He cheers.

"Wow!" I gasp. "You actually caught me?! That's so cool!"

"Big bro, how are you so good at dodging?" He asks.

"Well, I was looking at your shoulders and judging where you would try to tag me from there..."

"ooooah!" He exclaims, Huffing and puffing as I had sort of run him and Irina through the ringer for about ten minutes now.

I frown and look to the side.

A large ragged-looking dog with foamy drool dripping from its mouth bursts from the bushes with a howl, it immediately looks at the three small humans and decided to murder them... but I suppose it's too far gone for much thought to occur anyways.

"ISSEI, IRINA. RUN." I snarl as I take a step forwards towards the rabid animal. "Go get help."

Irina freezes up as the dog inches closer and closer, but Issei takes the initiative and grabs her wrist, tugging her along as he rushes to were out parents were originally sitting.

I take a moment to sense around with observation haki.

'ah... I'm alone now...'

I open my eyes as the dog reaches twenty feet... fifteen feet... ten fee-

I narrow my eyes.

The dog smashes into the ground as it seemingly trips... sliding to a halt just five feet in front of me... dead.

I close my eyes and let out a long breath. 'rest well, pupper... it isn't your fault.'

I turn around, briefly flinching as during my turn I saw two figures, one about my size, and the other looking more like an adult's size, but when I look for them again, I see nothing... I sensed nothing with observation haki as well.

I rub my eyes. 'ugh. Now I'm seeing things... maybe I shouldn't use conqueror's haki with this small body.'

I turn around fully and run after Irina and Issei.

Pov: ?

"What the hell what that..." A certain blond-banged man mutters to himself.

The light spear he was conjuring dissipates as he watches a small brown-haired boy sprint off after his friends.

He had sat down a while back to watch this one kid play tag with his friends... his dodges were pretty ridiculous so it was entertaining for a moment... but to knock out- no... it isn't breathing... to kill something without even touching it... the man hadn't felt any sort of sacred gear activating as well... but the kid does have one... same with the other brown-haired brat... twins perhaps?

'Issei and Irina...' He frowns as he files those names away for later, the first boy is named Issei called him 'big bro'… so all he has to do is look for an 'Issei' in this town's birth records, then sort them depending on family.

"DAAAAD I'm hungry! Why'd we have to do something so boring as going to the park?!" A squeaky voice growls.

The man looks down to a small blond girl with twin-tails in a black dress. "I'd say this has been pretty entertaining..."

"Ugh!" The girl snarls. "You didn't even let me play with the other kids!"

"You can't control your strength yet, Mittelt." The man sighs.

"Mn." The girl pouts. "Can we just go and get something to eat."

"Fine, Fine..." The man sighs and shakes his head as he pulls out a small check list and writes down a new thing.

"Get a mook to watch over the family." [ ]

He looks back up to the dead dog.

"…"

"Get a *COMPITENT* mook to watch over the family. one that won't fuck up... and die."

Pov: Returned, with an added timeskip.

"I-Ise... Suzu... I don't want to leave!" Irina sobs as she wraps the two of us in a hug. "Daaad why do we need to go to England?!"

"We have to Irina... we just have to..." the older man whispers.

Shame that Irina and her family are going to this 'England' place... she was practically Issei's only friend.

"B-But why?!" The girl sobs.

The father looks extremely uncomfortable at the moment, so I decide to take over.

I grab onto one of her shoulders.

"Hey..." I begin in a soothing voice. "You're acting like we won't ever see each other again... this isn't a 'good bye'… it's a 'See you later'… when you come back, tell us all about England, alright?"

"Y-Yeah." Issei nods, putting on a strong face as wetness appears at the corners of his eyes. "W-We'll see you later, Ren!"

Irina just sniffles again. "o-Okay... I'll be back soon... I'll see you both... later."

"What if you get a phone, then your dad can send our mom your number so we can talk while you are away?"

She widens her eyes and looks to her father. "D-Dad! Can we?!"

"We'll see." He sighs as he gestures for her to come. "Darling, the plane is about to leave, we should really go."

"O-okay." The girl whispers as she turns back to us. "I'll miss you both."

"We'll miss you too Ren!" Issei grins as he points a thumb at his chest. "But like Suz said, we'll see you later! Maybe sooner if your dad lets you use his phone!"

"Y-Yeah." Irina smiles before turning around and walking over to her dad. "B-Bye."

Her father takes her hand and gently pulls her along.

"…"

"Suz... I miss Ren..." Issei sighs.

"Yeah, but she won't be gone forever, you know." I frown.

I had smelt blood on her father...

'I want a sword...' I mentally pout as I stare up at the ceiling of my- well, my shared room. 'I had one in my past life... but most swords here are shitty... even the best ones I have seen don't even begin to compare with a grade sword, and I suppose I could technically make one on par with the basic of all basic grade swords if I figure out how those new world pricks like Mihawk PERMANANTLY infused armament haki with their blades... but honestly, I have no clue... I can infuse it, sure, but for it to maintain it even after I lose consciousness? That's some bullshit I haven't even begun to scratch the surface of...'

I suppose getting put in a child's body gives me time to mess around with haki... I managed to get to stage-two of conqueror's haki, where I can actually affect objects with my will, but I have always personally been pretty good at that, it was just a matter of learning how to control it... I have my imbuement armament haki, buuut haven't really gotten the hang of the advanced techniques... and I'm not even close to seeing the future with observation haki.

'should I try and create a black blade? The only thing I can think of doing is just keeping my haki channeled into it for as long as possible... I could always just play it off like I spray-painted it...'

'but my parents wouldn't let me have a sword, would they?'

I cross my arms with a small pout. 'I don't like having over-protective parents...'

I stand up and look down to my hand as the skin gains a black and shiny coloration, as if I dipped it in liquid rubber.

The blackness fades, leaving me with my original hand.

'I need to keep practicing so I don't get rusty... re-polishing my six powers abilities after I get strong enough to use them is going to be hell though... oh god, I don't want to break my fingers again!'

I shake my head, ridding it of the thoughts of my prior training in my past life.

I boredly duck past a punch, slapping my attacker with a backhand, then sweep both his legs with my foot.

He hits the ground and blinks tears out of his eyes as he breaks his nose.

He should have thought about that before messing with my brother and being such an asshole.

I let out a long sigh, holding back as to not break their necks and ankles is tough work...

My body has already ascended what could be called 'normal' in this world, and, at the age of eleven, I could probably hold my own in an arm wrestle against most professional body builders.

The person I just brutally kicked the shit out of is like sixteen... and the leader of a group of three that I completely beat down seemingly effortlessly... because it was effortless.

I wipe the dust off my hands with a smile. "You pick on my brother again, and you are going to regret it."

I invested a little conqueror's haki into those last two words, so they all fall unconscious.

'did... did I overdo it? I just wanted to scare them...'

"B-Big Bro!" Issei gasps as he rubs his cheek, right where one of these boys hit it. "You're so strong! I wish I could be strong like you!"

"You can."

He slowly blinks. "What?"

"I managed to get this strong through simple training! And if I could do it, so can you."

He widens his eyes. "R-Really?!"

I rub my chin. "Actually, yeah... then I wouldn't need to stop people picking on you... you could just do it yourself..."

My ears pick up a noise I haven't heard in a while... off in the distance, I hear it... steel striking steel.

"Hey, can you wait here for a minute, I need to go do something really quick."

"Alright?" Issei blinks.

"I'll be right back!" I hum as I turn and walk directly into the alleyway just to the side of the path Issei and I were walking towards the park, I turn the corner and enter the alleyway, seeing another path to the right that goes in between the buildings, I peek around the corner.

In front of me is a girl, about fifteen dashing around, leaping off the walls and ducking under slashes from a man with a katana.

My eyes lock onto the blade.

'katana...'

The girl draws her own sword and clashes with the man.

"You're cute, Girly, maybe I might try you out after I kill you." The man grins as they break their blade-lock.

"Mn." The girl hums disinterestedly before lunging forwards. "That sword... it's mine."

"Whatever you say, girly, you can pry it from my cold. Dead. Hands. Oh wait, the only one dying here is going to be you!" The man roars as he swings the blade diagonally.

She is- like I said, about fifteen with black hair tied up into a ponytail, with two strands going down past her ears, she has light-purple eyes, she wears a simple summer dress with a short skirt.

Oh, and apparently the world is telling me to state that her chest is about a c cup.

But the most striking thing about her is her eyebrows which are zig-zagged sort of like lightning.

They both are very strong compared to a normal human... but with haki?

I pick up a nearby stick and smile. 'those are some good weapons, nothing like the shitty ones I saw in the stores here. Maybe a regular grade sword? Perhaps skillful? Ohoho I hope they are a skillful.'

My hand is tinted black, then steadily, a black shine covers the stick along with a flickering black mist.

The girl hops, back the back of her foot landing on a beer bottle that rolls out from under her, sending her tripping backwards.

"YOU'RE MINE!" The man roars.

'Shave.'

*Clack*

I blur over to the fight and stop the attack with my stick, bracing the back of it with my hand.

"What the hell? Who are you?!" The man roars.

Shave still doesn't work as intended... it's more of a superhuman jog than teleportation.

I flick the stick upwards, breaking our deadlock as I quickly bring the stick to my side, as if I had sheathed it.

'let's see how rusty I am... I could always just hit him with a blast of conqueror's if this fails~'

'Drawing technique: Red Lotus'

I draw the stick as I kick off the ground.

I slide to halt behind the man as a spurt of blood sprays from his chest, a swirl of blood drops spiraling out from my position.

The man collapses.

I slowly turn around, looking to the girl. "Sup."

The girl blinks at me in indifference.

"Mn."

She picks up the sword the man was carrying and leaps up onto a nearby building, quickly disappearing over the edge without a second look back.

'that bitch just took my sword...'

"Alright, Issei. I want you to hit me with everything you have."

He slowly blinks. "What?"

"Hit me. Hard as you want."

"O...kay?"

He draws back his fist and does a light punch.

"Come on, you can do harder than that! I didn't even feel it!"

He tries a little harder.

"Psh, is that all? How are you going to protect your harem if you are that weak?"

He narrows his eyes and slugs me a little harder in the stomach.

He recoils, clutching his hand. "OWOWOWOW what the heck?!"

"That is the result of my training... a little technique I developed to make my body harder than iron. And I am going to teach it to you!"

"W-What?!"

"Ise, frankly, you are really weak. People pick on you all the time and I have to step in to save you nine times out of ten."

He looks a little downcast.

"BUT." I exclaim. "You have potential. I can see it. I am going to teach you this technique so at the very least you can defend yourself against anything that comes your way!"

"Y-You're telling me that I can do that as well?!" Issei asks.

"Yes." I nod.

He looks like he is getting pumped up. "It's just like drag-so-ball! This is AWESOME! I'm going to get strong and pull off a technique the Kame-henga!"

"That one might not be possible. I haven't found a way to do something like that yet, but who knows."

His shoulders slump slightly. "Oh..."

"You can't create energy... buuuuut you can make ranged attacks, Issei."

He tilts his head. "What?"

I glance over to him. "I need you to promise me that whatever you see here, you'll keep it to yourself. Or if you find yourself in a situation where you have to explain how you can do these things... say that you figured it out by yourself."

"B-Bro?"

"Most of the techniques I am going to teach you in the coming years are extremely dangerous. And, like all martial arts, could potentially kill someone."

"…"

"Okay." He nods. "I want to be strong so I can protect the girls in my harem!"

"You do that." I sigh... slowly smiling as I get a small and thin branch. "Nooooow... I want you to think... durable thoughts."

"AAAAA-" *Twack*

"Issei! Wake the fuck up! If we are late for our first day of school, I swear to god I'm kicking your ass." I growl as I kick open his door.

"…"

He isn't there.

"Oh, honey, if you are looking for Issei, he already left for school... something about 'scoping out the joint and looking for the best spots'." A voice comes from down the hallway.

"…"

I let out a sigh. "Thanks mom. I guess I need to go then."

"Have fun, Sweety." The brown-haired woman hums as she waves to me from down the hallway.

Note: 'Issei' is taken from the word 'Isseini' which means 'All At Once', a testament to his harem dream, while 'Suzutsu' is taken from the word 'Hitotsuzutsu' which means 'one at a time'… just a little fun fact I thought I should tell you about the brothers.

Anyways, this prolly isn't going to take off if I am going to be real, so I'm going to list the things I was considering crossing over.

Dxd
One Piece
Kenichi History's Mightiest Disciple. (With Ragnarök operating in Kuoh town)
Doki Doki Literature Club (I gently open the door... to kick the shit out of Natsuki's dad.)
Kill La Kill (where Satsuki is a pure blood devil, and the elite four are her peerage members with Sound based gear, Sword Birth but clothing, a dragon gear sword that turns into armor, and the ability to be BIG! guess who has what!)
Touhou. (gotta love Yukari poppin in out of nowhere for fun.)

Anyways, hope you enjoyed this...

and HEYOOOO we just got over 100k words! WEEEEEW PARTY TIME! the last time i did that was way back in the remnant gamer and its rewrite! remember those? i do too... and i still get reviews for them which make me question why i haven't erased all evidence of them ever existing!

See ya!