Don't Own Dbz, Only The Oc.

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"Speech"

"Speech through phones and Text via book, notes, or newspaper... when those are around..."

"Powerful Creatures Speaking"

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)


Reincarnation. It's honestly pretty cool once you get over the mental dread of consequences.

I sit atop a hill, a yellow monkey tail coiled around my waist, a smile on my face.

I glance down to a pool of water, a man with ridiculously spikey yellow hair and teal eyes stares back, he is fairly muscular, and wearing a black martial arts GI.

I let out a long content sigh as I force myself up by flicking the ground with my fingertips, a lazy smile on my face.

I bring my hand to my head and smile.

I used to be nothing more than human, fat, lazy, a honest to god waste of space. But that changed... when I died in my sleep at the ripe old age of nineteen or so...

Like I said, fat. Had a dad bod at nineteen and was seriously unhealthy.

But ohoho has that changed, I glance down to my toned muscles, an incredibly six pack nearly poking through my shirt.

I take another deep breath of the fresh nature air.

I was Reincarnated into Dragon Ball... as Goku's twin brother.

Cliche, I know, but damn. Who wouldn't want a cliché to happen to them if it brought on good things?!

I roll my shoulders and crack my neck.

The first five years of my life on earth... this new earth... was coming to terms with all those completely batshit fights I was going to have to do in the coming years... but after that? I started planning.

And ohoho did I plan.

Bulma arrived, as usual, then Goku and I went off on a mystical journey! We managed to collect six of the dragon balls, went to get the seventh, then Pilaf captured us... now, even as a baby, I was quite a bit stronger than kakarot, so I simply busted out, flew over to the wish granting dragon, and instead of wishing for panties... I wished for Doctor Gero and all of his research to be teleported into the center of the sun.

Sorry, Android 8. you were nice, but I could not risk Cell existing. Just imagine. You train for your entire life, access god ki, access super Saiyan four, manage to get ultra-instinct, unlock never before seen transformations... you think you have Cell beat, but ohoho no, look at this, Gero saw your growth and increased the strength of all his androids, plus Cell now has your DNA, meaning you have to deal with Ultra Instinct Super Saiyan Four Cell with God Ki. Toss in some Golden Frieza, then bam. You have something that is ABSOLUTELY a problem.

Honestly, Cell is a larger problem than Buu. Cell grows stronger when you fail to kill him.

Anyways, back to the story, Goku went to train with Roshi, while I begged Bulma to build me a gravity chamber, which she eventually relented to after I found my- and technically Goku's I suppose- Attack ball and gave it to her.

She finished it surprisingly fast... ahh... I loved that gravity machine. It could only go up to ten times earth's gravity at the moment, but damn did it help me out with I took some big rocks into it.

A year passed quite quickly, I spent my every waking day training, then I went to go fight in the tournament, easily clearing house as my power level was possibly in the several hundreds by that point.

Roshi did give me a fairly good fight, technique did allow him to close the gap between us, but it became an endurance match, one that I eventually won in the end.

Goku and I then go on another search for dragon balls, we find them all, crush the red ribbon army all on our own- after Goku trained on korin's tower for a while- I collected the dragon balls again and made a second wish, this time for complete and total Oozaru control for Goku and myself.

That was a wise wish indeed.

Goku and I split up again, I collected the dragon balls twice more over the next three years, the first wish was to give myself a mental break strong enough to trigger the super saiyan transformation, and the second, a year later, was to erase my memories of that mental break.

Possibly my largest fuckup.

Fuck. Yeah I remember absolutely SUFFERING for a year. Fuck that. But the wish for the transformation worked out. I was a Super Saiyan years before it became a thing. No Gero to look at it and be all "MMMMM" and make his robots thousands of times stronger.

I spent the remaining year trying to rein in that incredible power.

At this point I was unaware of just how strong I was, definitely stronger than Nappa, but I wasn't sure if I was stronger than Vegeta even with Super Saiyan- keep in mind, at this point I had assumed my power level was at like two hundred or three hundred, and three hundred times fifty is only fifteen thousand.

Definitely enough to put up a fight with Vegeta, but not quite enough to kill him.

Anyways, the remaining year passed, I gained some form of control over super Saiyan, not quite the level Goku and Gohan got after a year, but my boy doesn't have the exact same energy reserves as them.

I could manage Super Saiyan for about three hours our of combat before I ran out of juice, barely twenty minutes if I kicked it up to Grade two.

The tournament came again, I absolutely brutally and ruthlessly won, then good ol faux namekians that take the names of instruments came out.

I spent a nice dinner with Goku, the first one I had in years, then went to go kill Tamborine.

It was effortless. I didn't even need to go super saiyan for it.

At that point it sort of dawned on me just how strong I was. A fifty times multiplier was nothing to scoff at.

Goku didn't have to drink the sacred water this time around, as I killed the hell out of Piccolo, allowing him to spit out smaller better Piccolo first.

Due to Goku's sudden decrease in strength, I gave him my own gravity chamber- as I had asked Bulma to make me a better one, then wandered the world.

I didn't even bother showing up for the next tournament, from what I heard, Goku cleaned house pretty well.

I just wandered the earth, killed Garlic JR before he could wish for immortality, and trained my body.

The next thing I knew, years had passed, I was so busy training that I didn't really bother keeping up with everyone.

Goku got married, had Gohan, and is considerably stronger than what I assume he would normally be.

Now I am waiting for my little shit of an elder brother to show up and be all "Why haven't you destroyed all the life on this planet?!"

My golden hair fades as place my hands in my pockets and slowly continue walking.

I had picked up a couple nifty techniques here and there from abusing Shenron's powers. Piccolo's clothes beam- which is called 'Magic Materialization' despite the fact that Piccolo- nor I- know no magic at all, it has been what I used to create these sweet goku black threads. Plus I can technically turn rocks to food, but it's normally tasteless and really boring. So, I prefer to hunt.

Actually, I seem to have only gained three techniques from my wishing, the sort-of-but-technically-can-be-used-for-more-than-clothes-beam, the second, Instant transmission, and the third? Well, let's just say it stacks nicely with Super Saiyan...

When I want to inflict horrible agony onto myself.

Damn wrath state.

I can barely take it up to a times five physical strength without wanting to tear my eyes out. Er, well, I could at least until this year's wish.

My eyes turn yellow with black iris, however my body shows no physical change, I suppress my power and let out a low hum. "Hn. At least times two isn't feeling all that bad anymore. I could probably even use this as my base state if I wanted."

My eyes flicker back to simple pools of black.

I can sense Kakarot heading towards Roshi's so I guess that must mean today is the day.

My Ki sense flicks outwards, I can feel a large power level rocketing towards the planet.

By large, I mean, 'less than an eighth of Kakarot's right now'.

"Well." I smirk. "I might as well get nearby so he comes to me first."

I tilt my head and smirk. 'oooor I could just allow him to make his rounds... but then he might kill piccolo. That'd really harsh my vibe today.

A smirk grows on my face as I realize what Raditz's power level means. 'Ohoho... Vegeta's soooo fucked.'

I press my fingers to my head, then in the next moment I am half way across the planet.

The thing with instant transmission, is that it doesn't exactly require you to lock onto a power, it more or less uses those power levels as 'markers'. It's why I was able to teleport thousands of feet above some wildlife near where I assume Raditz is landing.

I allow myself to fall through the air, calmy activating my flight as I near the ground.

I land silently with a crouch and let out a low hum as I look up into the sky

There is a flash through the sky as I see a light arc into the distance, the ground shakes as a massive plume of smoke rises higher and higher into the sky.

"Hm. What an entrance." I scoff.

I teleport closer and suppress my visible power to about human average- er, well, five- and cross my arms, Tail lashing loosely behind me.

I watch as a man drive up, giving me a cautious look as he grabs a gun, he stands about twenty feet to my left as we look down into the crater below.

"I-It's no meteor!" The man gasps. "It's made of steel! What in the world?"

The door slowly opens, Raditzs floats into the air and pauses about twenty feet in front of the man, seemingly not even realizing that I am here.

He lands on the ground and scoffs as he rolls his shoulders. "Tch- so the creatures on this planet are still alive? Damn it! Kakarot and Nion have failed us."

"Y-Yer on my property." The farmer stutters as he cocks his gun.

"Is that So?" Raditz intones as he presses a button on his scouter after a moment he lets out a laugh as he slowly walks forwards. "A power level of five, huh? Pathetic."

The farmer levels his gun at Raditz. "D-Don't you come no closer! I'll use this thing!"

Raditz continues walking without a care in the world.

"I WARNED YOU!"

The bullet travels in almost slow motion as it leaves the gun, it slowly travels towards Raditz, I watch silently as he reaches out and snags the bullet from the air.

"Hmph." He chuckles. "Primitive. You can have this back."

The farmer lets out a shout as Raditz flicks the bullet, it enters the man's shoulder and knocks him back, he crashes into his car and falls still.

"What a fragile breed of people." He laughs as he reaches for his scouter yet again.

He presses the button that seemingly scans for more power levels so I choose this time to interject.

"I agree." I scoff.

The Saiyan warrior snaps his head over to me as I stand with my arms crossed.

He seems to comprehend what the tail lashing out behind me means.

He narrows his eyes. "Nion?"

"Correct." I slowly nod.

He reaches up for his scouter and pushes a button on the side.

"A power level of SIX?! YOU ARE WORTHLESS TO ME!" He roars.

"I'm a devout pacifist" I shrug with a small smirk.

He raises a hand and shoots a Ki blast at me. "DIE YOU DISGRACE!"

I disappear, my power level spiking, I whirl around and smash a fist into Raditz' stomach, cracking his armor, his eyes grow wide as he gags, his earlier ki blast exploding in the distance as he staggers back.

"H-How? He groans. "F-Fifteen Hundred?!"

"I'm a pass-a-fist." I grin as I slowly lower a hand. "Also. You rely on that little device faaaar too much, Raditz. Do you have any idea how easy it is to hide your Ki?"

He gets over his stunned pain and glares. "My power level is still higher than yours, brother."

"Not by much... a mere fifty or so power level would not really matter in a fight of our strength." I smirk. "If we were to fight, it is certain one of us would die, and the other would possibly be near death."

He relents at that point, falsely assuming that this is as high as I could go, so he decides to question me.

"Why have you and Kakarot not purged this planet?" He asks.

"Well, I was too busy training for the day brother dearest remembered he had two siblings and came to collect us... so I could kick his ass... there are dozens of reasons why Kakarot hasn't, but it all culminates in the fact that he had an incredible head injury as a baby and is a fucking idiot now."

Raditz gives me a half-lidded stare. "Really?"

"About the whole me kicking your ass thing or Kakarot being brain damaged?"

"How badly is his brain damage?" Radtiz states.

"Not all that bad, honestly, I just removed most of his murderous tendencies. He can still walk, talk, and more importantly fight without issue. He even kept the saiyan 'desire for challenge' trait... but it's more evolved into a 'let this person live so I can have a better fight later' trait."

"Not as bad as I had feared." He slowly nods.

"There are other reasons why we kept this planet as is, however, brother."

He narrows his eyes as I continue. "Firstly, the human race here is fairly attractive provided you can find one with a fiery personality, plus according to Kakarot's brat, they are perfectly breedable, creating a half saiyan who is strong as- if not stronger than a full blooded saiyan."

"Stronger than a full blooded Saiyan?!" Raditz snaps "Impossible?"

"No, no. It's quite possible. The brat has a tail, and is incredibly emotional which works well for Saiyans considering we get stronger through intense emotion, the problem is that we are all borderline sociopathic. I've seen the brat's power level jump from sub-human adult all the way up to nearly your power level on a good day."

"Nearly... my power level?!" The man mutters.

"And this is a four-year-old child I am talking about." I smirk. "Piss him off bad enough and he'd probably put either of us in the ground without remembering any of it in the next moment."

I smirk and casually float as I cross my legs.

"A four-year-old capable of reaching sixteen hundred?! Impossible!"

"You'd think." I shrug.

"You are telling me that this child is the legendary super saiyan?!"

"Pfft-" I scoff. "Absolutely not. If I remember correctly from my time in the pod back on planet Vegeta, I heard that there was a Saiyan baby born with a power level of ten thousand. That, Raditz, is the Legendary Super Saiyan... or they probably would have been had our planet not been destroyed."

"TEN THOUSAND?!"

He freezes and scoffs. "Nice try. I will not fall for that."

He pauses as he looks to his scouter. "Really?"

He narrows his eyes. "I might believe the ten thousand power level baby... but it's completely ridiculous to think that they were the legendary Super Saiyan."

"Hm. Yeah, it's not really the base power level of a legendary super saiyan that makes them 'legendary' anyways, it's the fact their Zenkai is broken."

He pauses and winces, tilting his head away from his scouter as I assume Vegeta shouts his head off at my statement.

"It's simple." I answer the unasked question. "They can't gain zenkai boosts... because as they live and breathe they are gaining constant zenkais. Imagine if you gained a single power level every second for even a day. What about years? Decades?"

"I fail to see how a single power level every-"

"There are just under one hundred thousand seconds in a day here on this planet. That's one hundred thousand power level every twenty-four hours, thirty million in a year, three hundred million in a decade."

I had also wished for the intricacies of the Saiyan legends in search of potential new forms.

"Anyways, another reason why I haven't blown up this planet is this little thing right here." I reach into my backpack and pull out an object.

He is on guard immediately. "What is that?!"

I pull out a kettle and fill it full of water and force it to boil instantly with my ki, then I open the object and pour the water in, then close it.

"It's a food on this planet... it is extremely cheap, and extremely simple to prepare. Just add boiling water, close the top, and wait for one hundred and eighty seconds."

"You chose to spare this planet because of food?!" He seethes.

"Among other things." I shrug. "Like I said, the women, the training, the food is just a bonus. It's like a Saiyan paradise. The only issue is that the locals are so freaking weak. Ugh. You could slap one and their entire spine would be reduced to powder."

I roll my eyes and grab a fork from my backpack and flick it at him.

He widens his eyes and manages to catch it before it skewers his unprotected eye.

"You'll change your mind once you eat that." I smirk. "Hell, it's so good you might even abandon those friends of yours on the other side of that scouter."

Raditz narrows his eyes, there is an eerie tension as I remain floating there, a small smile on my face.

"It's done, by the way." I smirk.

He narrows his eyes and suspiciously takes the cup noodles.

He takes a bite, eyes widening immediately.

He shovels the noodles into his mouth at rapid pace as I let out a quiet huff of laughter.

He eventually finishes and narrows his eyes down at the empty bowl.

"You were... correct..." He seemingly has to force out. "This was by far the best meal I have ever eaten."

"And earth has dozens of other foods which are good. Not many can really approach that level, however." I shrug boredly. "If the Earthlings die, they stop making food. And that reason alone is reason enough for me to fight for this planet."

He lets out a huff as he seems to hear Vegeta say something.

"Really?" He whispers.

"Sorry- I did not question your orders. I was just surprised." The man flinches.

Raditz looks to me. "Princess Vegeta says that she would spare the planet if the food is as good as you have proclaimed."

I freeze in place.

He looks down at the bowl. "You probably have a fairly good chance of the planet surviving."

He doesn't notice as I quickly recover from my surprise and let out a low hum. "Well, are you not going to slaughter this planet's life if I leave, right?"

"It would go against my orders. So, no." He shakes his head.

"Oh good. Since I don't have to kill you now, I should tell you that I was lying about this being my maximum power level. Wow. It's so easy to lie."

His eyes narrow again as I smirk. "What do you mean..."

"Don't worry about it, Raditz." I smirk as I gesture over my shoulder. "Kakarot is a couple hundred miles in that direction, if you want to go see him and meet your nephew, by all means, go for it... I'll warn you though. Be wary. Kakarot is fully capable of killing you at your current power level."

I cross my arms and slowly raise into the sky, then my power level spikes to fifteen thousand, with nothing more than a confident smirk I blast off into the distance.

I can barely hear him shout 'Fifteen thousand?!' Over the air rushing past my ears.

'Well, Vegeta is a woman apparently.' I mentally scoff.

Suddenly a bright blue light eclipses me, my eyes widen as I speed up, but in the next moment...

I am gone.


Pov: elsewhere

A giant glow sprouts from the ground, a massive coiling green serpent rising from the golden light, it takes to the sky, it coils around a massive hourglass with golden gears wrapped around it, the surrounding landscape is nothing more than a cloudy sky, nothing is seen above or below, the only spot of any sort of land for miles is a large circular platform with dozens of small dome-shaped buildings.

The dragon flies around, looking down to a purple haired man who was standing before the shine, its large red eyes stare blankly at him. "I am the eternal dragon... state your wish and it shall be granted."

"Give us a strong ally! In our time of need, give us someone with the power to help me defend time itself! This wish I ask of you, Shenron." The purple haired man exclaims, he wears a long black coat with orange fuzz around the collar, he has blue eyes and a sword on his back.

"Your wish... has been granted..." The dragon booms as its solid red eyes glow brightly.

A bright blue shine glows on the ground, in front of a golden alter holding seven golden spheres with red stars.


Pov: Returned.

"Farewell."

I blink slowly and look around, I spy Shenron fade from existence, the dragon balls suddenly shoot off in many directions. A young man slowly walks over to me as I turn my head, eyes narrowed, he has purple hair, light blue eyes, and a dark coat with an orange collar.

'what is HE doing here?!'

"You're surprised, I'm sure." He begins. "I'll have to explain it all to you later... for now, let's see just how much power you have! HAAAA!"

I hold up a hand as he draws his sword and charges forwards, a beam extends from my hand and washes over him.

'I was ripped from my home by Trunks via shenron... and he is now trying to test my power...'

He skids back with his arms crossed in front of him, eyes wide. "What the heck? You almost as strong as first form Frieza?"

My eyes flash yellow as I blur forwards, I hurl a punch at Trunk's center of mass, but I suddenly disappear and reappear behind him as I bring a hand up to my temple.

'if all this is happening... that means...'

My leg crashes into his crossed arms as he turns and blocks my attack, he is sent skidding across the brick floor as I teleport behind him again and unleash another point-blank Ki wave, this one he simply slices in half.

'Son of a bitch. He just Xenoverse'd me.'

I lunge forwards, my power spiking as my muscles bulge slightly.

Trunks widens his eyes, I see him power up as he blocks my punch with the side of his blade.

"Who are you?!" I roar as my power spikes again, intense pain wracking my body as I push the wrath state even higher.

My power level begins to rise steadily as I lash out with two brutal kicks, he blocks both quite easily, it appears I am still below him in terms of power.

I reappear behind him with another instant transmission and unleash another point blank ki wave from one of my hands.

He crashes into the ground and bounces, quickly flipping out of the way of a kick that causes large cracks to spread across the ground.

There is a brief golden flicker around me as I reappear behind Trunks, this time using merely my speed instead of Instant transmission.

His eyes grow wide as I spin and lash out with a cleaving kick.

The world turns golden as an explosive force radiates from him, I am blasted backwards, I skid across the ground and flip to my feet, crossing my arms in front of me as a brilliant golden aura forms around him, his hair spikes and floats upwards, turning a solid gold as his eyes turn a greenish teal.

"Stop. This is enough." He states.

"Enough?" I slowly ask. "ENOUGH?! YOU TEAR ME FROM MY HOME! MY FAMILY! YOU IMMIDIATELY ATTACK ME WITH NO EXPLANATION!"

I ascend into the super saiyan state with a roar. "YOU'RE REALLY PISSING ME OFF, BRAT!"

My hair spikes upwards as sparks surround me, eyes shifting to a deep yellow color, I feel my body strain as my muscles bulge power kept contained with merely my superior regeneration, my height grows slightly, my power level swiftly rising.

Zenkais typically only appear when you have a worthy opponent, certain Saiyans on planet Vegeta took to self-harm- according to that 'Saiyan Legend' wish- but with each zenkai they gained mere hundreds, potentially not even that. It isn't sustainable, it isn't worth the pain and risk. Where it really shines is by having a 'measuring stick'. Vegeta jumped from eighteen thousand to around twenty-four thousand after fighting Goku, the same as his kaioken times three. Yet mere weeks later he jumped from a meager two hundred thousand or so all the way up to millions.

"Ascended Super Saiyan?!" Trunks asks with wide eyes.

He frowns shortly after. "But I see that you have fallen into that trap... increasing your power that way decreases your speed."

I blur forwards, at my current multiplier, my body may be tearing itself apart, yet I am able to near Trunks' strength.

His eyes widen again as he seems to realize that I haven't actually lost much if any speed.

I appear before him in a flash, he quickly ascends to super Saiyan two as well and crosses his arms, my blow causes a thunder clap that echoes throughout toki toki, the ground shudders as I gain a small grin, my power increasing further, yet with a little weakening of the wrath state I am still combatting an 'overwhelming opponent'.

In our mere two minute or so bout, I have already doubled my earlier power level.

Perks of fighting someone around forty times stronger than your base.

I warp behind him, but he flips around and smashes a hand into my chest, sending me sliding backwards.

He reappears before me, another punch readied, but I simply backhand it and grab his face in one smooth movement, I smash him into the brick floor as his knee comes up and smashes into my sternum, forcing me to release him and sending me flying into the sky.

I halt my forced flight and bring a hand up to my head, with an instant transmission I am back on the ground, right in front of him with a fist cocked back.

My hand smashes into his cheek, snapping his head to the side and sending him staggering, I teleport again and slam a kick into the center of his back, launching him forwards

My muscles lessen as I reappear in his path, a sphere of Ki in one hand.

Trunks twists around, grabbing my shoulder as he flips over me and smashes a hand into the back of my head, causing me to crash face-first into the ground, cracking it.

I flip forwards and lash out with a roundhouse kick that barely deflects his next punch, as I regain my footing trunks reappears before me, fist cocked back, I respond in kind.

We both lash out with punches of our own, my hand slips past his.

*CRACK*

We both punch each other in the face.

I recover instantly and smash a Ki blast into Trunk's stomach, sending him flying and leaving a trail of smoke in his wake.

He crashes in a small bamboo garden near the edge of the city, mere feet from the void.

I float over as he rises from the dirt, I cross my arms as I look down at him as he wipes his mouth, clearing up some blood from a busted lip.

I narrow my eyes down at him as he looks up.

"I did not mean to take you from your time..." He slowly begins. "I had meant to create an entirely new person capable of helping us... it was never my intention to cause you problems... I'm sorry for this. And I understand."

His eyes narrow. "But as you are acting right now. You are endangering the lives of those who live in toki toki city. I will not stand you putting innocents in danger. We should stop this while we can."

"Every second of this fight..." I state slowly as I float downwards, eventually coming to rest on the dirt while crossing my arms, my body shrinks further. "I am growing stronger and stronger. My blood is pumping. My greatest fight... and you want to end it just like that?"

"If we were to continue, I would have to take the kiddie gloves off." He states with a frown.

"Oh? So, you were holding back? Is this when you pull out super saiyan three? Perhaps four?"

"Four?" He pauses. "What the hell are you talking about?"

'Does he not know of the GT timeline? Actually... this still looks a little early in the time patrol, they seem to only be taking care of dragon ball Z at the moment, and this looks to be future trunks from before Goku Black... he likely also doesn't know Super Saiyan god exists.'

I smirk. "Oh. You don't know. Hn. Of course. You're a half breed that doesn't have a tail."

I let out a long sigh. "That makes this less fun, then... tell you what. Because of how much you have helped me increase my base power... why don't I show it to you."

I drop from my super saiyan form and erase my wrath state, he seems to notice my increased power level, nearly four times what I started with and narrows his eyes.

I clench my fists and smirk. "This is what's called a Super Saiyan Four."

I had immediately gone straight for Super Saiyan Four, honestly it was a lot simpler to get than three, so I skipped over three entirely. Plus, at the time I skipped over Super Saiyan Two as well, I came back to it eventually after wanting a mode in between one and four.

A golden aura surrounds me as I let out a shout, the bamboo shudders as the ground shakes, raw power explodes off me in waves as my black hair elongates, red fur steadily creeps over my arms and across my chest as my shirt rips, my eyes flash yellow as I smirk, with a final yell that snaps most of the bamboo and sends the pieces flying I end my transformation.

Red fur covers my upper torso as I cross my arms, my face is slightly more angular and I appear to be slightly taller.

My red cloth belt flaps in the wind as a strong breeze passes between us, my baggy black pants ruffling slightly.

"Super Saiyan Four..." He slowly mutters.

"Correct." I growl as I shift into a fighting stance. "You see, when I get like this, I get a little unreasonable. So why don't you take it up to three and we can talk with our fists."

He gets into a fighting stance. "No. I don't think I will. That'll shake the entirety of Toki Toki. I can take you like this."

I give him a half-lidded stare and point two fingers at him like I am about to shoot a beam.

I have been hiding a good sixty percent of my power, so I only appear to be about one and a half times stronger than him, he probably assumes that my strength is much higher than that and is expecting me to take it easy on him due to him not going super saiyan three.

I suddenly appear in front of him as my fingers curl, my hand smashes into his sternum as I complete the one-inch punch, he is blasted backwards, crashing into a raised wall in the distance and cracking it despite the fact he had been slowing his momentum with his Ki.

He coughs blood and covers his mouth with a hand.

I drop from super saiyan four with a scoff and cross my arms.

I had hit him three times in that moment, and he should be strong enough to see all three of them. Or at the very least a few blurs.

Trunks falls off the wall and collapses to the ground as I slowly walk over to him, he drops from his super Saiyan two form.

I look down at him and cross my arms. "If you went Super Saiyan Three you wouldn't have been in this situation."

"Now. If you would. Please send me back to my home."

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" A feminine voice shrieks. "I COULD FEEL THIS ALL THE WAY IN THE TIME NEST!"

Trunks and I both slowly look to the side to see a short and petite girl of a youthful and pretty appearance with pinkish-red hair and pink/purple skin. She has coal black eyes which are narrowed in annoyance, and orange potara earrings on her ears.

She wears a purple and yellow kai robe and a skin tight black jumpsuit covering her chest, she has long baggy pants and wears white high-heel boots. Her hands are on her hips as she looks in between Trunks and I.

"…"

I look towards trunks and point to the girl. "Who's this sassy lost child?"

She recoils as if she were just struck.

A moment goes past as Trunks looks on in horror.

"LOST CHILD?!" The girl roars. "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM CHRONOA! THE SUPREME KAI OF TIME!"

"Ok." I state as I scratch the back of my head. "You do realize how little that means to me right? The fuck's a kai even to begin with? What makes you so supreme?"

She marches over to me. "Listen here! I am the one responsible for protecting the flow of time throughout the entire universe!"

I blink slowly as she points a finger at me.

'Oh god. She's meeting all my standards! Adorable, strong willed, strong, fairly attractive. The last person to do this well was Launch. And that relationship never took off because I don't think I have even spoken a single word to her.'

My mouth becomes a straight line as I fight off a small blush, the kai looks down, finally realizing that I'm not wearing a shirt, then slowly looks over to Trunks who still has blood around the corners of his mouth. "You never did answer my question!"

She looks back to me. "Did you beat up my assistant?!"

"Yes." I nod once. "He asked for it by not transforming... also with the whole tearing me from my home thing."

She slowly looks over to trunks and gives him a half lidded deadpan expression. "Explain."

Trunks gives a weak smile and scratches the back of his head. "I- uh- messed up."

"I worded the wish exactly how you said, 'Give us a strong ally, give us someone with the power to help me defend time itself' but instead of Shenron making someone... he uh... stole someone from his time and brought him here?"

Chronoa facepalms. "Dumb dragon."

She slowly turns to me. "Well... I guess I can overlook this. You were probably startled."

"I was. Then purple hair here walks over all "No time to explain I've got to test your power." Then rushes me with a sword."

"…"

She looks to Trunks again, causing him to stare down at the ground.

She lets out a sigh and rubs her temples. "One job, Trunks. One job."

She turns back to me. "I see. I'll send you back right away. Can you please describe your home so I can try and find it for you?"

"I will in a moment." I reach down and pick up a piece of bamboo, I toss it into the sky and shoot it with a clothes beam, the hunk of bamboo transforms into a black martial arts Gi which I put on swiftly.

I look back to the girl. "Alright, so. I don't know the exact year it was, because I was training so much and I sort of lost track of time, but basically, my home is a little planet called Earth."

The girl blinks slowly. "Alright. Are you a descendant of Goku or Vegeta?"

"I'm a descendant of Bardock."

"…"

"What?" She whispers quietly.

"I lived most of my life in a dreary forest atop mount Paozu with my little- by about ten minutes- brother, Kakarot, at one point he fell into a ravine and bumped his head, becoming a bit of a dumbass-"

"Woah woah." The girl stops. "Goku only has one brother."

"Wrong." I deadpan at her. "Anyways, a long story of me training in a gravity chamber later, my other brother, Raditz shows up pissed that Kakarot and I hadn't destroyed all life on the planet, I showed up moments after he threw a bullet at some guy, then he tried to kill me because he read my power level as a five. I promptly brought my power up to around his, and decked him in the face after proclaiming myself to be a pass-a-fist. Then I gave him a cup noodle, he got orders from this princess vegeta chick to not kill anyone, and I was off to go train some more."

I let out a snort. "I'm glad I found him before Kakarot did, if he showed up to his little reunion acting all evil and shit, Kakarot or one of his friends probably would have killed him."

Chronoa stares blankly at me. "WHERE THE HELL DO YOU COME FROM?!"

"Pardon?" I slowly ask.

"You were as strong as first form Freiza before the saiyans came to earth?!" Trunks shouts.

"Vegeta is a MAN!" The kai interjects. "And Goku SHOULD only have one brother!"

"That's a nice way of telling someone 'You shouldn't exist'." I deadpan to the girl.

She flinches back. "D-Don't take it that way! Everyone has a right to exist! It's just that your timeline seems to be incredibly out of whack. It's unnatural... it doesn't make sense that we have never seen that timeline. It has definitely been corrupted along the way."

She lets out a long sigh. "I'm sorry. I cannot sense you home... not because I don't want to, but because I don't know where your 'home' is. Had it have been in any of the time scrolls, I could have done it, but... I do not think it's within my power to send you back."

I give her a half lidded stare. "What about the dragon balls?"

She scratches the back of her head. "I... am not entirely sure that would work. If it is not within my power to find your home, I doubt it would be any different for Shenron... but he did bring you here... however, the dragon balls are on their one-year cooldown."

*This is where I stopped*


You know, there aren't many fics I'd consider NOT writing in this entire collection of fanfics, but this is probably one of them. You could probably see the gears in my head turning at the latter half of this chapter... so I abandoned this one and created an entirely new variant. One that is currently sitting at 19k words...

Yeaaaah it has been really sucking my time up.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this one.