"I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead." Luz repeated as she paced around the living room of the Owl House. "If my mother goes to Reality Camp, then she'll know that I'm not there and I lied to her!" she exclaimed fearfully.
Eda just sat on the couch with a mug full of apple blood, "So, I lied to my mother about a lot of things. What's the big deal?" she took a sip of the apple blood as Luz turned to her teacher.
"The big deal is that I was suppose to be at camp because of one too many incidents that happened at my school back home, and when my mother's sees that I'm not at camp she's so gonna ground me for life. That is if she doesn't kill me first." Luz freaked.
"Ai, kind of like Eda when she didn't join a coven like her mommy wanted." King commented as he was locked in another epic battle with his natural enemy, the ducky sock.
"Yeah something like that, what should I do?" Luz asked Eda, "The camp doesn't even know who I am, and I'm not going there. But I have to give my mom something, I just don't know what." Luz sighed as she collapsed on the couch next to Eda with hands over her face.
Eda shrugged, "Well its not like you can just pretend the Owl House is this 'Reality Camp' you speak of and bring your mother here, that be ridiculous." she then took another sip from her mug.
Luz's hands lowered to reveal her stunned look, "Wait, that's it!" she exclaimed as she shot up.
Eda then did a spit-take, King halted as he got his feet tied up in the sock "What happened?" he asked "I wasn't listening."
"I'm gonna turn the Owl House into a summer camp!"
Eda, King, and Hootie (who was always listening) sweat dropped at this 'I have a bad feeling about this'.
"Eda, can you turn the Owl House into something like this?" Luz asked as she handed the witch-felon a pamphlet of Reality Camp, who gagged at all the bland office work and unfun stuff it had.
"Ugh, looks like my sister's dream house. But I suppose can tough it out for one day."
(later)
The three residents of the Owl House were outside, Eda took in a deep breath before uttering "Transform." as she drew a really big circle around the Owl House. Which then glowed as it was contorted into a small office building, with Hootie on the front door looking all dizzy.
"Oh... hoot..."
"Alright, that should do it." Eda said as she hunched over panting, the bigger the circle is the more energy is drained from a witch.
Luz inspected it, "Yeah, I think this is what Reality Camp would look like. Alright, Eda. When my mom comes here, you will be our camp director." she told her teacher. Who was still panting from the spell. Luz then faced King, "King, you're gonna have to sit this one out. I don't think they would have skull-headed puppies at this kind of camp." she said apologetically.
King shrugged, "Eh, I don't care either way. I've got a royal power nap to get to now." he marched into the transformed Owl House.
"And as for fellow campers, I called in the best actors I can think of." Luz said, as out popped her two friends, Willow and Gus.
"Did you get that report done?" Willow questioned in a business like tone.
"Yes, I should have it in by tomorrow." Gus replied in a similar tone of speech.
Eda looked to Luz like she's crazy, the human shrugged "They're the first two I can think of."
Luz was then patted on the shoulder, and grabbed by the hand, by her friends "Don't worry Luz, we'll be by your side all the way." Willow told her.
"We're gonna business the pants off you mama!" Gus exclaimed.
"Please don't say stuff like that when she comes." Luz said.
"Question, Luz." Willow said, "Why is she here?" she pointed behind her revealing their sort-of enemy Amity, who was rocking a 'I literally rather be anywhere else right now' face with her arms crossed.
"Every camp needs a good mean girl to balance out the friendlies, and Amity has meanness in spades. Plus she'd probably fit right in with Camp Reality Check better than anyone here." Luz answered.
Amity rolled her eyes, "I'm only here because I'm the only other established character on the show."
"That too." Luz said, she then turned to Amity "Now play nice, or you no Earth realm pizza for you missy." She hmphed, she came across the human and her sidekicks outside the school grounds during lunch, where she showed them this delicacy from her realm called pizza. She didn't know what it was, but it seemed edible. Luz caught her spying and offered her a slice without the other two losers noticing, she agreed to try it only because it would make go away sooner. She wouldn't admit it but that slice of pizza was more than she expected.
"Whatever, let's just get this over with."