Luz had her actors lined up, Gus and Willow excited as ever to be spending time with their human compadre, with Amity looking uninterested while scrolling through Picstagram (witch's Instagram). "Alright soilders, in about 24 hours my mother will be visiting, which gives very little time to make this place feel like a believable summer camp and to make you three look like believable humans." Luz stated as she did a military drill sergeant walk. "This mission is crucial, which will require your upmost-" she then snatched Amity's scroll phone out of her hand.
"Hey-" Amity was silenced by a loud whistle, which was hung around Luz's neck.
"SAVE ALL DEVICES TILL LATER MAGGOT!" Luz yelled, Amity just groaned and turned away. Willow slightly chuckled at the scene, but one glare from Amity made her look away while innocently whistling. Luz shook her head, "Sorry I'm just really nervous about this.
Eda then came up, dressed in a business suit and skirt, which she had lying around for some reason. "Is all this really necessary? I can just take 5 minutes to hop over to the human realm and wipe her memories of ever having you, easy as pie and I don't have to wear this hideous monkey suit." Eda got an earful of whistle for this.
"Eda for the last time, we are not mindwiping my own mother!" Luz exclaimed.
"Just for the summer, then I'll undo the spell. I've done it many times before." she waved off, then she caught the looks given to her by Luz, the others, and King. "Okay only a few times." the glares intensified, "Two times." the glares kept up, Eda then groaned "OKAY FINE! Only once, and the guy still walks like a polluted zombie."
Gus then raised his hand, "Couldn't you just tell your mother the truth, as they say 'Honesty's the best policy'."
"Then she'll take away Luz forever." Willow countered.
"In that case tell her." Amity said, Willow burned a hole through the back of her former friend's head much to the abomination specialist's indifference.
"Out of the question, now first things first we have to make you guys look like modern day teens from my realm." Luz then pulled out a sander, which she had for some reason. "We'll start by smoothing all the ears."
This caused all the witches to fearfully grab their ears.
4 painful hours later.
Gus, Willow, Amity, and Eda all held their now rounded ears in agony.
"That's gonna sting." Gus let out with a little tears.
"Oh relax you baby, it will grow back." Eda told him, though she too feels the pain. "In a few days." she mutters to herself.
Luz tosses the sander away, "Sorry guys, I'll make this up to you in whatever way you want?" she offers apologetically for hurting her friends, and Amity.
"Extra pizza for a month." Gus demands.
"That new vegetation book that came out." Willow demands.
"You being my slave for a month when this is over." Amity demands bitterly.
"Yes, yes, and...….. let's make that a week." Luz says to her three 'camp mates'.
"Three!"
"Deal." Luz held out her hand, Amity just made the Ever Lasting Oath spell.
"The oath is sealed." Amity says with a haunting tone.
Luz pulled her hand away after the spell, "Okay, now put on this wig." she placed a big blonde wig on her rival, who just grunted at the unintended jab at her hair. "Alright, Eda I found a video on all the things Camp Reality Check will offer." she gave her cracked phone to her teacher, "I want you to memorize everything you see so that you know what to teach when she gets here."
"(scoff) This is like law school all over again." Eda complained.
"You went to law school?" Luz questioned.
"Only for three days." Eda said before leaving to study numbers or whatever.
"So how are you gonna get your mommy here anyway?" Amity questioned Luz, who just looked down.
"I actually didn't think that far ahead." she said, which caused the others to fall over comedically.