Back at the Owl House, Eda was in the middle of studying the Camp Reality Check video Luz showed her. And it sucks worse than her sister's lectures growing up, sounds like these people frown upon anything that makes someone different. And Luz wants HER to pretend to be one of these societal shroobs? "Geez, the humans behind this camp seem just like my old magic school teacher, the emperor, my sister. Why would Luz's mother send her to a place like this?" she questioned.
"Who knows why parents do things to their kids." King replied as he was holding up his stuffed minion François. "If only your sister can see you like this, teaching kids how to be proper and normal-" he was then grabbed by the collar and lifted up, dropping his minion.
"Mention this to anyone and I'll post those pictures of you from last summer on penstagram." Eda threatened.
"Which pictures?" King inquired fearfully.
"The ones at the beach."
"NO!" King exclaimed before making the 'lips are sealed' motion, or he could if he had proper lips.
(meanwhile)
"And for our last stop on the tour, its the number 1 place for teenagers to hang out on Earth, the mall!" Luz announced as she parked the staff outside the entrance to the mall, which was about the size of a normal mall. When they stepped inside, the witches were all amazed, a wide open area littered with stores, kiosks, and people all going about their days.
"Is this heaven?" Gus asked as his eyes shined in wonder.
"So many shops, so much space, so much peace. Is this what human malls are like?" Willow questioned as she looked around.
"Okay, maybe humans aren't that horrible." Amity muttered as she looked away.
Luz just smiled at her friends' reactions to this place, she was banned from the mall months ago due to a few... incidences. She showed them to all kinds of places the mall had, like this store that sells E-phones like hers. Where she got herself a new E-phone X9, and where she showed the three magical kids all the uses this little piece of human technology can do. Amity and Willow really liked this place, especially when they saw the bigger version of the phones called E-pads.
Then they came across what Luz's people call a movie theater, which didn't have a projector that tried to kill you. They also discovered this thing called a 'Food Court', which wasn't a place where your lunch is on trial like Gus had assumed. They tried all kinds of human delicacies like hamburgers, tacos, Chinese food, pizza, and ice cream (much more safe than what the Isles had). Thankfully Eda had once gotten hold of a credit card, which Luz had swiped for this occasion so she can pay for the trip.
There was also this place called 'Valerie's Secret', which Luz had skipped for... reasons.
They eventually came across a clothing store, where Luz had shown them all kinds of clothing. We then head to the changing area, where Luz, Gus, and Amity all waited with a large mountain of clothes.
"So, what do you think?" Willow asked as she came out. Her first outfit consisted of a golden sequin dress with the rem right in the middle of her thigh, Luz and Gus oohed at this while Amity looked away with a blush.
"Awe, you look so pretty." Luz gushed.
Willow looked embarrassed and pulled down the hem, "I don't know, this isn't really me." she then went back into the area with a new outfit, after a quick change she came out "How about now?"
Willow now wore what looked like a business suit for young women.
Amity smiled, "Like my mother before she was made the WEO of her company."
Luz examined it, "A little too businessy."
"Next!" Gus exclaimed.
"What about now?"
GAH!
The three reared back as Willow came out in a torn green trench coat, a hockey mask, and two machetes. Willow lifted her mask timidly, "Too much?"
"A little." Luz said as she and cradled a weeping Gus and Amity.
"What about this?" Willow wondered pulling out a American flag designed bikini.
"Where's the rest of it?" Amity questioned.
"Next!" Gus exclaimed.
After a little fashion show with each witch trying on a new outfit, with Gus at one point dressing like a super hero, they all settled for an outfit for each of the witches. Willow now wore a light green sweeter with a tree on the front, skinny jeans, and green slip-ons, along with a little rose necklace. Gus now has a blue shirt with this blue hedgehog on it, orange shorts, and sandals. Amity obtained what seems like a fashion designer salmon jacket, with a light purple dress, a brown belt with a golden buckle, black tights, and black designer boots. Amity's was the most expensive.
Luz payed for all the outfits, ready to head back to the Isles to prepare for when her mom visits 'camp'.
AN: Darth Nomitus, the review section is for reviews only, not 'where's the next chapter for X'. I've got a lot on my plate and the last thing I need is to have a spamming fanboy!