A/N Hey I'm back and better than ever anyway I know you're all probably cursing me out in tongues but I haven't been updating because I've dealing with school the life as a high schooler is hard anyway listen I hope you enjoy and forgive the mistakes because there will probably be many plus Rukia's punish starts in his Chapter so enjoy and oh I don't own bleach obviously

Chapter 5

Rukia felt like she was a kid getting caught with her hand in a cookie jar, it's funny because she was eating a cookie and he caught her and…oh you get damn I ain't going to explain it to you. Anyway…oh right Rukia felt like she was a kid…damn it I already typed that ugh…oh okay I know where to start. Ichigo was scowling that if looks could kill Rukia would be 20ft under.

"Rukia did you go through my private pantry?"

Rukia gulped down the cookie she was eating and bowed "I went through a pantry…look I didn't know it was private I'm very sorry."

Rukia was on the verge of hyperventilating when she heard Ichigo laughing "I'm just kidding with you God did you did you oh God your face was so funny….Anyway why are you down here so late?"

Rukia looked at the time on her phone and saw it was only 10:30pm and she was a late sleeper so 10:30 was like 6:30 to her still too early to go to bed. So Rukia stared at Ichigo and decided to answer his question by asking a question.

"What are you doing down here so late?"

"I asked you first."

Rukia rolled her eyes "Because I'm a late sleeper and you?"

"Same but I guess when I dozed off earlier and woke back up I was in the stage of a minor hangover I already took aspirins though so I should be good."

"You know coming home to your kids drunk is setting a very bad example to your kids?"

Ichigo snorted "Yeah but I was only slightly drunk that's so different from being major drunk"

"No not really," Rukia giggled, "so you were pretty young when you had your kids huh?"

Ichigo chuckled "Yup I was 17 when Mako was born 18 when Kirito was born and 21 when Hanataro was born."

"Wow that's pretty young I'm guessing they were accidents huh?"

"Yeah but beautiful accidents" Ichigo smiled.

"What about their mother," Ichigo was silent for a minute, "You know you don't have to answer I shouldn't have asked a personal question like that."

Ichigo shook his head "Naw its fine, you see Mako and Kirito's mother as you may already know name is Senna, she wanted to give Mako our first child up meaning she wanted and abortion now I rather have just gave her up for adoption, it was hard but I convinced her to not have the abortion and to just give her up for adoption, but the moment Mako was born I just couldn't give her up so I decided to do college courses online and take care of her Senna really wouldn't help at all with Mako saying she was nothing but a mistake, so think how surprised I was when she said she was pregnant again with my child!," Ichigo exclaimed, "I obviously didn't believe her so I got a DNA test for Kirito guess what the little fucker was mine so like Mako I took Kirito in cut tithes with Senna and now I'm living here in a big ass mansion, sadly the bitch comes here saying she's coming to visit her babies when in reality she's checking up on me threating any woman wanting to be with me God I hate her."

Rukia listened and noticed Ichigo only said Mako and Kirito's mother so that meant Hanataro had another mother and Rukia couldn't help but ask him.

"So what about Hanataro's mother?"

Ichigo sighed "She died giving birth to him."

Rukia gasped "I'm so sorry I shouldn't have asked."

"No it's fine, the funny thing is I was going to ask her to marry me, yeah I shared that special connection with her and when she died it left a void in my heart," Ichigo then smiled, "Good thing Hanataro doesn't know he thinks Senna's his mother so that's a good thing I guess."

"I've been cheated on 3 times," Ichigo looked at Rukia clearly confused, "What? I just thought since you're being honest with me I'd be honest with you and tell you something."

Ichigo smiled "well what were their names if you don't mind me asking."

"Renji Abarai, Grimmjow Jaggerjaques, and Shuuhei Hisage oh and Kaien Shiba."

"I thought you said three?" Ichigo questioned.

Rukia nodded "yup I said three."

Ichigo snorted "No you said four."

"Oh really damn."

"You want to know something funn-"

"Oh and Ashido, and some guy named Nnotira he was scary," Ichigo started laughing and well Rukia thought it was at her for the fact of laying with so many guys so she glared, "What's so damn funny?"

"Nothing it's funny because not only does those guys that you mentioned work for but they are all pretty good friends of mine."

Rukia's eyes widened no more like popped open as she looked up at the wall "Is it sad that the writer of this story is that predictable yet unpredictable or is sad at the fact that I kind of saw that coming."

"What?"

Rukia shook her head "Nothing."

"But wait they all cheated o you?"

Rukia shook her head "No Renji, Kaien, and Shuuhei cheated and for Grimmjow, Ashido, and Nnotira I was more of a one nightstand, though with Grimmjow his girlfriend caught us in the act I think her name was Nel or something, yeah she tried to fight me but Grimmjow held her back, and I simply left."

Ichigo gasped "Wait a minute you're the one Nel wanted to beat up so bad it would leave you in critical conditions, wow no and I mean no one pushed her buttons like you did."

Rukia shrugged "Anyway I gotta know how the dudes who cheated and laid with me are doing?"

"Hmm well Nel and Grimmjow are married with a nine year old daughter named Pantera, Renji is married to my friend Tatsuki with a son named Kuro he's about 10 or 11, Kaien is married to his high school sweet heart Miyako and are raising his younger siblings who are age 7 and 8, and as for Ashido and Nnotira they're still pimping so to speak."

Rukia sighed "I guess it would have been mean if I wished they all died a horrible and tragic death?"

"No I wish that on Senna every damn day."

Rukia started laughing at that. Ichigo and Rukia continued to talk with each other as they finished off the snacks, Ichigo talked about being him and Rukia talked about being her apparently it was hard being either of them, Sadly Ichigo stopped their conversation on account of Rukia falling asleep, of course she argued about not being tired and then fell asleep in the theater chair. That in turned caused Ichigo to have to walk up all those stairs with her in his arms carrying her bridal style and taking her to her room tucking her in and as he left he smiled.

"I hope you can handle my kids I've grown attached to you in the past…well since you walked into my office."

Rukia smiled upon hearing that from Ichigo, but then she frowned really hoping and praying that Ichigo's kids don't drive her crazy and then she fell asleep. The next day Rukia got up got her tooth brush and walked to the bathroom. When she got there though she was greeted with water balloons to the face and body, yup Kirito and Mako were throwing the water balloons laughing as hard as they could. When they ran out they left a very pissed off Rukia to seethe, and then she smelt and odor so she smelt the water in her hair and found out it wasn't water but,

"Oh my God those little mother…ugh they fucking threw piss at me."

Oh yeah Rukia was pissed, get it because they threw pee at her and OH FORGET IT.

A/N oh yes my darlings Rukia's torture begins next Chapter anyway comment on how it was, was it good bad what can I do to make it better who can I put in here to make it interesting who has to fight to make it funnier so please comment or PM oh and my friend wanted me to start asking if you guys have any request for stories you want me to do feel free to ask or if you want me even put something of your own in it just ask oh and the more reviews the faster I update and that's for all my stories so until next time love ya.