A/N Hello first off I want to say thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday and it was a pretty good birthday I went to go see daddy's home which was really funny and everything anyway the winner of the of the A/N thing is Gang of roses to which she guessed Kirito was from SAO and Mako was from Kill la kill and your characters will be in this chapter thanks for everyone who pm me and everything please excuse grammar spelling and punctuation mistakes and enjoy.

Chapter 7

Rukia was in a taxi driving down to long horn she was so going to give Ichigo a piece of her mind about his children, and don't worry the kids were fine it was hard but she managed to put them asleep by crushing some sleeping pills and sprinkled a little into their food and drinks and of course she didn't have to give any to Hanataro. Anyway Rukia finally made it to long horn so she paid the driver and walked into the restaurant. It was a nice looking place with a western atmosphere.

"Hello and welcome to long horn," Rukia stared at the woman smiling at her but she so wasn't in the mood so she just walked past her looking for Ichigo it didn't take long before she saw him he was the only one with orange hair in the restaurant. "Wait Miss you can't just walk back there."

Once again Rukia just ignored her and walked towards Ichigo, she finally approached him at his table not really caring for the people at the table and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.

"You bastard you left me with those evil evil kids of yours I've been through hell today your kids tried to burn me alive in your fucking Jacuzzi!" Rukia exclaimed.

Ichigo sighed not even bothering to look at Rukia, "So I'm guessing you''re quitting then?"

Rukia laughed as she released his shirt, "No but you will be buying me an expensive dinner."

Ichigo turned to Rukia and grinned "You're not quitting?"

"Nope." Rukia smiled.

Rukia and Ichigo smiled at each other it was like their own little moment going on, but it was quickly gone when someone cleared their throat.

"Oh right umm Rukia these are two of the so many best friends of my dad this is Retsu Unohana she works at the hospital with my dad she's actually the head of the hospital and the big scary guy with the eye patch is her husband Kenpachi Zaraki he's a famous wrestler."

Rukia looked towards the odd couple Unohana was slender and looked very youthful she had blue eyes and black hair which was in a braid she was wearing a white shirt and black pants the shirt had nothing on it. It did make Rukia a little jealous when she looked at the woman boobs and sized her up it was just how Rukia was sizing people up and Rukia felt intimidation when she looked at the woman.

Kenpachi seemed tall and muscular with a wild aggressive appearance and after Ichigo said about him being a famous wrestler believes it and this guy was huge like really bulky and she felt real sorry for the man who'd hit on his wife. He also had a scar running down his eye and spiky hair with bells in it and a insane grin on his face. Maybe him and Unohana did make a good couple.

Rukia smiled at them and bowed "Please to meet you both my name is Rukia Kuchiki and I'm Ichigo's nanny."

"Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes I mean if I wasn't married-"

"Yes but you are married honey and if you want to continue to stay married and see your daughter I would advise you to shut up."

Rukia looked to see Unohana was still smiling but it seemed like at the same time she was glaring at Kenpachi it was wicked scary.

"Anyway we should get going we just wanted to see how you were doing." Kenpachi stated.

Ichigo nodded and waved goodbye Rukia doing the same. "So Rukia take a seat and order you did say you wanted me to buy you an expensive dinner so take a seat," Rukia smiled took a seat and looked over the menu."So what have my children done to you may I ask?"

"Your little demons threw pee water balloons at me as well as paint balloons and threw me into your Jacuzzi making it extremely hot then through fucking ice at me oh and they through hoot freshly made food at me."

"WOW I'm so sorry I didn't know they were that bad but hey at least tomorrow Monday and you don't have to see them unless the school calls." Ichigo stated.

"True."

Rukia and Ichigo talked for a couple of minutes until the waitress, the same person who stopped Rukia, came back holding up her notepad with a fake smile on her face.

"Good evening Mr. Kurosaki will you be ordering the usual today?" Ichigo nodded and smiled, the girl then turned to Rukia and frowned. "You."

Rukia smiled "Oh I would love to have the steak medium well done with hmm rice, shrimp, french fries, and oh a bake potato and what the hell and some corn, coleslaw, and sprite thank you." Rukia then handed the waitress the menu smiling the waitress of course glared.

"I'l be right back with your orders soon."

Rukia then looked at Ichigo with his mouth open in staring at her with awe.

"Why are you staring at me like that?"

"How can a small petite girl like you be able to eat so much?"

"Well it's simple I just eat."

Ichigo laughed "And what about you and the waitress you don't seem to like each other."

Rukia scuffed "I don't like her."

"Neither do I she broke one of my best friends heart, he caught her cheating on him in bed having a threesome."

"Damn and she seems to like you hmm I know when she comes back follow my lead okay?"

Ichigo nodded and if on Que she came back with their food in her hands she looked at Ichigo with a smile on her face "Here you are Mr. Kurosaki," She then looked at Rukia with a frown on her face in a instant. "You, please enjoy your dinner."

Rukia smiled "Actually I want to give you something," The waitress turned to Rukia with a scowl on her face "I want to give you a tip."

Rukia then got of her chair and slid by Ichigo and started kissing him of course Ichigo being the man he is an known to be stuck his tongue into her mouth which made it into a full make out session. And she'd be lying if she wasn't enjoying it, but she quickly remembered why she was kissing so she ended the kiss and turned to the waitress.

"My tip to you is to stop flirting with my boyfriend."

The waitress glared at Rukia but left quickly it seemed like she was crying. Rukia smiled at her work and started to get off of Ichigo, but she was quickly bought back down on his lap.

"You know Rukia that wasn't very nice of you to think a make out session can satisfy a man like me." Ichigo growled out.

Rukia snorted "Stop playing Ichigo my food is getting cold."

Ichigo sighed "Fine but you were pretty mean," Rukia shrugged and started eating. "You know you're a good kisser."

Rukia started coughing and went for her sprite chugging it down "Excuse me."

"I said you're a good kisser you know like the song usher made."

"Thanks you you're pretty good as well."

"Oh I know I am but thanks...wait a minute before you came here what happened to my kids?"

"Umm Hanataro is probably watching tv and I'm pretty sure Kirito and Mako are sleep because I maybe umm probably crushed sleeping pills in their food and drinks." Rukia just continued eating not daring to look up.

"You gave my kids sleeping pills...well that's a first.

Rukia giggled and talked to Ichigo some more until he got a call from one of his companies and ended their conversation, Rukia was a little upset but she wasn't going to say anything. At least he was gentlemen enough to pay for a cab to drive her to the house. When Rukia finally reached the house the palace she checked up on the kids Mako and Kirito were still sleep at the table and Hanataro was sleeping on the couch.

She being the good awesome Nanny she was picked Hanataro up and carried hi to his room. She was a lot proud that she only hit the boys head once and that was when she opened his bedroom door, she tucked him in and left his room. The next day the kids left for school much to Rukia's pleasure and happiness because she could finally relax.

"Hey Rukia do you think you could help me clean the 8th floor?" Orihime asked.

Rukia nodded and went to help it took a couple of hours but they finished and they both decided to watch a movie in the theater they chose a haunted house 2. They were half way through the movie when Rukia got a call.

"Hello this is Rukia."

"Ah yes Miss Kuchiki you're the new Nanny well we must ask you to come down to the school immediately."

A/N Ard so I kinda lied gang of roses characters will be shown in the next chapter hope all of you enjoyed this chapter and stuff comment review and I might just update quicker but remember schools a bitch I just finished the first semester. SO and oh yeah everyone who said happy birthday to me thank you so much please review and comment tell me what you like what you don't like and I'll story ya'll later oh and some of you might like Kirito the next chapter okay bye everyone.