A/N Hello again I am back and not feeling to good I am uploading and typing in school so you guys better be grateful plus I'm having cramps like you wouldn't believe but enough about me in this Chapter there will be violence and a stupid kind of funny ending I wanted to change but I kind of liked so I hope you like so without further delay here we go oh and please forgive my grammar spelling etc. cause there is probably a lot so now you can read and oh review please review because the more reviews the faster I update so please review.

Chapter 3

The gang gasped as they saw Chad because not only was he surprised but the gang was surprised as well because as Chad was getting off the plane he was caring a little boy. To say everyone was amazed, confused and well surprised would be an understatement.

"What the hell is this a baby boom?" Tatsuki yelled.

Chad walked up to the group of friends, he was a man of little words and or a lot of words but usually little words.

"Hey Chad buddy who's the kid?" Renji asked.

Chad laughed "Well you see I always see you guys with your kids and everything always so happy, so I decided to adopt in Mexico and my boys name is Yuichi."

Rukia gaped "Chad sweetie you know a kid is a huge responsibility not only that but your life will like never be the same."

Chad chuckled "I know I know but I am willing to go through with this plus I have no choice now so why are you guys here?"

Orihime smiled "We're here to surprise you and take you out to dinner."

Chad grinned "I see you brought your children with you…though I'm kind of confuse I see Ichigo's kids but no Ichigo where is he?"

Everyone Including Ichigo's kids looked around for him then Grimmjow spoke.

"Hey where's Shiro at?"

As if on que they turned to see Ichigo running towards Shiro who was fighting a little boy about his age a little taller than him, Shiro was fighting currently punching the little in the face while the Mother of the boy was trying to pull Shiro off her son.

"Get off of my son you albino freak." The woman had pretty blonde hair and was about 5'1 wearing green dress that matched her green eyes and oh yeah she looked pissed.

"Shiro get off him now." Ichigo yelled.

Shiro listened to his Father and got off the boy and ran to his Dad and hid behind him.

"What the hell is wrong with you, your son attacked my baby." The woman shouted.

Ichigo put his hands up in defense "Woah I'm sure your son did something to provoke mine."

The woman scuffed "Oh really I should sue you."

Ichigo growled "Are you kidding me look okay I'm sorry my son attacked yours but you can't sue me because you're acting like a fucking drama queen."

"Are you serious I have three kids and a married woman you have no Idea how hard that is." The woman yelled.

"Ten, I have ten kids and is a single Dad so excuse me if I really don't give a damn you have three kids and is a married woman, Yes I am sorry that my son attacked yours but no you're not going to talk to me like you're the only one with problems and I'm sure that your little son did something to provoke mine."

The woman gasped "How dare you my husband will kick your ass."

"I'd like to see him try." Ichigo growled.

"Oh don't worry he will," The woman then got her phone out and started dialing "Honey get your ass down here," She then closed her phone and turned to Ichigo with a smug look "He'll be here any minute."

"Daddy did I get you in trouble?" Shiro asked.

Ichigo shook his head "No but did you attack the boy first?"

Shiro looked down "No the little fucker pushed me and called me a slow retarded albino so I attacked him."

"Okay then you're not in trouble," Ichigo the scowled "and watch your fucking mouth."

"Yes sir."

"Him he's the one who attacked our son and that's the Father."

Ichigo turned to see a very buff man almost as buff as Kenpachi, almost, he had tattoo's all over his body and had long spikey black hair, and a ugly mug like this dude was ugly like the ugly duckling ugly and his muscles didn't really help because that just made him disgusting to look at.

"Ichigo what the hell you think you're doing?" Tatsuki yelled.

"Ichigo huh? Well I'm Gama and I'm and definitely going to beat the shit out of you."

Ichigo grinned "Oh gods I'd love to see you fucking try"

"Ichigo you can't fight him you'll be setting a bad example for your kids!" Rukia exclaimed.

"Rukia my kid's fight each other every minute of every second every single day and they've seen me fight almost every other day so trust me they don't care."

Rukia growled then went to Kiyone and whispered something in her ear. Kiyone smiled and nodded at what Rukia told her to do and made her way up to her Father, who was just about to punch Gama.

"Daddy please don't fight this man," Kiyone sobbed, "I don't want you to fight."

Ichigo turned to Rukia and glared knowing she had something to do with Kiyone coming to him by the smirk on her face. Though Ichigo smiled when he looked at his daughter not wanting her to think he's mad at her

"Of course honey I won't fight."

Ichigo then heard Gama laughing "I can't believe you won't fight me because of your mentally retarded daughter telling you not to."

Okay you see I can't describe how furious Ichigo was, so Ichigo grabbed the man by the shirt and snarled "What the hell did you call my daughter."

Gama smirked "I said she was mentally ret-."

Ichigo couldn't hold back his fist quickly smashed into Gama's face, and that knocked the shit out of him. Ichigo was going to punch him again but the bastard's wife jumped on his back it took sometime but Ichigo eventually got her off without hurting her.

"Look okay I don't hit females."

Rukia smiled "Yeah but I can." and Rukia did she well she bitch slapped her.

"You bitch."

Gama eventually got up and went to punch Ichigo, who of course saw it coming, dodged it and kicked him in hid package causing him to fall over in pain grabbing his package in pain.

"I really truly hope you didn't plan on reproducing again."

Rukia was fairing good against her opponent she was getting a lot of punches in the wife not so much, sadly Rukia was getting kind of tired of fighting her so she called Tatsuki over who was all to happy to oblige. While Tatsuki took on the wife Rukia looked and saw Ichigo and Gama attacking each other so she decided to help by jumping on Gama's back and hitting him in the head.

"Get the hell off of my back you bitch!" Gama exclaimed.

"Not until you attacking my-"

Okay Rukia was sure she saw stars because Gama fathead self smashed his big ass head into Rukia causing her to fall on the ground. It was at that moment Renji, Chad, Uryu, Ichigo, Tatsuki, and the kids all ganged up on Gama ready to really really really hurt him. Orihime on the other hand quickly ran to Rukia to quickly check on her making sure she was okay.

"You hurt my Mommy." Hanataro sobbed.

Gama shrugged "She shouldn't have gotten on top of my back like that."

"You jackass she's a female." Renji yelled.

"That was really stupid." Uryu shouted.

Gama snorted "Yeah what are you going to do about it?"

"Absolutely nothing you're all under arrest."

Everyone turned to see three what looked like police officers with tasers in their hands, Gama and his wife long gone the moment they saw the police yelling they will not go back to jail with their son in their arms.

"Umm question Mr. Officers do you have guns on you," Ichigo asked, he police shook their heads "Okay next question are you police officers or are you security guards?"

One of the men spoke "We're security guards but come on the outfits are cool right?"

"They sure are but you see I would love to go with you guys to the fake little jail you have here at the airport, along with my friends but you see my wife here is pregnant and you can't arrest a pregnant and my friends and I must be with her every step of the way." Ichigo explained while holding Rukia who just smiled and nodded.

The security guards walked up to Ichigo and narrowed their eye "Your wife is pregnant?"

"Yup this will be our 20th child." Ichigo stated.

"Bullshit!" One of the security guard yelled.

"Oh you don't believe me...fine," Ichigo then turned and took a deep breath and started to yell, "kids come here the security guards here want to meet ya."

Like a earthquake a Hurricane etc. kids from everywhere, Ichigo's and Rukia's of course, came running towards their parents and the security guards.

"Are you going to arrest our dad?" Szayel asked.

"Are you going to take our mom?" Stark asked.

Hanataro and Kiyone then walked up to the security guards and put their arms up asking to be picked up. The guards did and Kiyone and Hanataro waved their hands asking them to come closer they did.

"Sir you can't take our parents," The kids said in sync, "Cause if you do our brothers and sisters will give you pain like you've never experience before so please don't take our parents."

The security guards eyes widened at the way the kids spoke, so they put the kids down and slowly backed away from the group. Kiyone and Hanataro smiled and ran to their parents asking to be pick up of course their parents did.

"Okay so umm who's hungry?" Ichigo asked.

All the kids and parents raised their hands.

"Okay then lets eat." Tatsuki yelled.


A/N so how was it I mean now I'm spending my Halloween writing for you guys so you all better have enjoyed jk no but seriously I hope ya'll enjoyed and sorry for not posting sooner but school be like anyway please forgive the mistakes and review revew review oh and if you have any ideas for any chapters just pm and I'll see what I can do so I hope you enjoyed love ya and Happy Halloween.