Author's Note (Monster): Enjoy
The Mexican virgin was certainly not seeing things. The next morning he awoke and jumped out of bed in his boxers. He yawned loudly, scratched his balls and walked into the other part of the bus. "Good morning, Danny."
Danny nodded in acknowledgement of his presence and continued to make coffee in the kitchen part. Funny Man yawned again and realized he had to get his cereal from the cupboard above Danny. "Danny? Pass me the cereal, please."
The singer looked at him with black eyes, opened the cupboard and reached out for the cereal, but he couldn't quite reach it. He didn't even seem to try to reach it as he wasn't even standing on his tip toes. The baritone voiced rapper sighed disappointedly and walk over to his new friend. "Then at least get out of my way so I can get it?"
"Make me", Danny huskily growled.
Funny Man felt the hairs in the back of his neck stand upright but told himself he was seeing things again. Danny was just a little moody in the morning or maybe he was just being playful and wanted Funny Man to 'fight' with him. He shrugged it off and poked Danny in his side. "Come on, I'm hungry."
The Mexican widened his eyes. He must've misheard what Danny replied. He couldn't have said that to him. Barely audible the other had whispered. "So am I." with a very dark undertone.
He was scaring the rapper with his behavior. So Funny Man choose to skip breakfast instead. He sat down on the couch and leaned back. Out of the corner of his eyes he saw Danny look at him. "You wanted your cereal?"
"Never mind."
Danny smirked. He opened the cupboard again, stood on his tip toes and reached out. His shirt rode up to reveal his perfect abs. He grabbed the pack and flinched for a second but as soon as Funny Man thought about asking what was wrong, he tossed him his breakfast. "There you go."
"I thought you couldn't reach it", the virgin mocked.
Danny flashed a predator smile. "I guess I can with a bit of motivation.
What motivation? What did he even mean by that? Now Funny Man was sure something strange was going on aboard the bus with their new lead singer. He was behaving strangely, saying the weird and his eyes! His eyes shifted between brown-green-ish to pitch black.
When Charlie woke up, Funny Man expressed his worries. "I think something's up with Danny!" he whispered disturbed.
The bandana rapper chuckled. "With Danny?!"
"Keep your voice down!" Funny Man ordered as Danny was in the bathroom at that moment. Charlie rolled his eyes like his friend was the most childish person he'd ever met. "What's up with Danny?"
"He's acting weird! I asked him to pass me my cereal but he pretended he wasn't able to reach it, then he said I should do it myself but he wouldn't get out of the way and when I stopped trying, he suddenly could reach it!"
"So Danny's playing around. So what? I know our lead singer. He wants to fit in with his weird little games."
"Charlie! You didn't see his black eyes."
The toilet was flushed and Danny cleared his throat when he opened the door. He smiled softly at the other two when he passed them. Charlie got up. "Danny!"
The singer turned around "Yeah?"
Charlie crept closer to him and looked him in the eyes. Danny turned his gaze away shyly and walked backwards. "Stop that."
"Your eyes are brownish and greenish."
"Uhh I've got hazel eyes, yes", Danny stated confused.
Charlie turned to Funny Man whose cheeks were tainted pink. "His eyes aren't black."
The Mexican waved him off. "Fuck it all!"
But when he looked up again, he saw Charlie's amusement but he also saw Danny's smirk. The singer's eyes were black again. "Look!"
The bandana rapper turned around. "What?"
"Black eyes!"
Charlie inspected Danny's eyes and laughed. "Funny, normal people call it dilated pupils. That happens when the room is dark!"
His friend walked away laughing and left the two alone. Danny flashed his charming smile again. "Pupils also dilate when you're looking at someone attractive."
With that he left Funny Man alone to think for himself. The virgin shuddered. Ever since Charlie announced he was still a virgin Danny had been acting weird. He suddenly felt naked standing there in his boxers. He shook the thoughts off of him and disappeared into the bathroom to take a shower. Danny wasn't weird. He was just trying to fit in. He was playing games to fit in. He had black eyes because he was in a dark room. He made that comment to fuck with Funny Man. No, scratch that choice of words. He made that comment to mess with his head.
It was just a game. Danny wasn't acting weird. He was just toying with him. That's all.
Soon the others awoke. Of course Charlie couldn't wait to tell them about his paranoia earlier that morning. The rapper made it way more vivid than it had actually been. Danny listened along amused. Funny Man was so ashamed. His cheeks had turned crimson and he tried to disappear into the couch. "Well, excuse me for thinking the whole situation was fishy!"
"Your mom's vagina is fishy", J-Dog commented and looked at Danny. "Oh no. Black eyes!"
Danny rolled his eyes. "I guess he really likes looking at my eyes then."
Funny Man folded his arms like a child. "Not true! I was just being paranoid! Would you all let it go now?!"
"Our angel is innocent", J-Dog cooed and patted Danny's shoulder.
The singer snorted. "Don't treat me like a kid, Jay."
"You are a kid", Funny Man joined in, hoping to get a normal reaction out of Danny for once.
The other one squinted his eyes. "I'm older than you."
"Gramps."
"Hey!" Da Kurlzz complained. "I'm older than both of you!"
Danny chuckled. "I don't like older than me. I've got a thing for people younger than me."
Right after he had spoken those words he glanced at Funny Man. The Mexican widened his eyes, but didn't react to the suggestive comment. A silence followed when Charlie decided to speak up. "I can't believe Funny's a virgin."
The whole room burst out laughing except for Danny and Funny Man. The Mexican groaned. "I'm never going to hear the end of this now, am I?
Charlie shook his head with a smile. "Not until you get laid, bro."
"I'm not getting laid any time soon."
"Sounds like a challenge", Danny commented in all seriousness but the others laughed it off.
"Anyway. We've got a concert tomorrow. Don't forget that, guys", Johnny broke the mood. "I'm gonna go check out the place we're playing at today. Anyone wanna join me?"
J-Dog got up. "I wanna see the place too."
Da Kurlzz and Charlie exchanged a glance. "We were planning on exploring the city. Wanna come along?"
Funny Man shrugged. "I'm good. I'm a bit tired."
And most of all; he didn't want to hear the two of them make comments about his virginity all the time. He knew them all too well. They'd just point at every girl and ask if she wasn't the right garage for him. He loved Charlie and he loved Da Kurlzz, but put them together and you get a horrible combo. Like tacos and spices, they gave him explosive diarrhea.
The two shrugged and left for the city. Johnny and J-Dog got ready to leave as well. "Danny, you coming along?"
Danny shook his head. "I guess I'm keeping Funny Man company for now. Someone has to, right?"
Funny Man smiled genuinely. "At least someone thinks of me!"
"I really do", the singer pointed out and waved the other two goodbye.
With that the two were alone. An awkward silence followed. Funny Man got up. "I'm gonna make myself some coffee. I'm tired already!"
Danny looked up. "Could you make a cup for me too?"
"Sure", the Mexican friendly replied. He came up to the coffee machine and waited for his first cup to seep through. He looked behind him but he couldn't find the lead singer in his first spot anymore. He had moved. Suddenly he felt two hands on his hip bones and a jeans cladded crotch touched his ass for a brief moment. He felt Danny's hot breath in his neck and his lips close to his ear like a ghost. "Good, already doing as I tell you to."
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