Author's Note (Monster): Enjoy

Funny Man's breath hitched when his friend spoke those words. Danny let go of his hips but his crotch was still pressed against the other's butt. His hands glided upwards on his sides and he caressed down his chest to his hips again. "Why would you go and tell on me?"

The Mexican gulped and gripped the countertop. "What are you…"

"Shut up."

He shut his mouth wisely and held his breath. Danny grabbed his arm and spun him around. He lifted the other up so he was seated on the countertop and stood in between his legs. The baritone voiced rapper was taller than the singer, yet he felt so small in his grip. Danny held him by the back of his neck and pulled him down. He captured the other's lips with his own. Funny Man resisted but it felt really good. Those soft full lips moving perfectly against his own. He made a soft sound and relaxed his tense muscles.

Danny placed his free hand on his thighs and drew him closer against him. The singer nipped his lip and slid his tongue in between the other's parted lips. Funny Man opened his mouth with a surprised yelp but didn't resist the intrusion of his friend's tongue. He licked the roof of his mouth. He still held the back of the other's neck and his other hand caressed upwards over his thigh.

The baritone voiced rapper could feel his dick hardening as the hand closed in on him. He chose to focus on the kiss instead and tried to get into the other's mouth instead of his own.

Danny let him and kissed him back with a moan. The Mexican brought his arms up to wrap around his neck and deepen the kiss. The lead singer grabbed his waist and pulled himself closer between his legs. Danny's crotch hit his butt again and he groaned. Funny Man ground against him for a moment but when the other dared to touch him downwards, the front door flung open.

The two broke apart in a hurry and stood there. Funny Man's mind was still clouded in a deep fog. Danny seemed awfully calm with a spark of lust in his eyes.

Charlie entered. "Hey guys! We're back! Da Kurlzz has got a cold and the big baby didn't want to be outside anymore." He earned an elbow in his ribs from the drummer.

"What's up with you?" Da Kurlzz asked Funny Man. The Mexican swallowed before answering. "N-nothing. I'm making coffee."

"You're blushing."

"Am I now?"

"He must be high", Danny chuckled, eyeing him suspiciously when the others didn't see. Funny Man took his full cup of coffee out of the machine and sipped it, already cooled down since it was done a bit ago.

Charlie flopped down on the couch. "Anyway, did we miss anything?"

"Not at all", the lead singer replied. "Just Funny making coffee for both of us, but he seems to have forgotten my cup."

The Mexican glanced at him, bit on the inside of his cheek and put his own cup down. "Sorry, right. I forgot."

He turned around, feeling the eyes on him. While preparing the other cup his thoughts wandered. Why did Danny…? He huffed and made the other three set their eyes on him but he ignored it. He handed the lead singer the cup with a soft glare and took a seat next to Charlie.

"Dude, personal space", Charlie complained sliding away from Funny Man on the couch. "Oh wait, you're a virgin. You don't think like that."

The Mexican grit his teeth. "Fuck off, Charlie. I may be a virgin but I'm still better than you in bed."

Da Kurlzz fake gasped. "Burn!"

Charlie scoffed. "You can discuss that with me when you've gone to the next level with someone."

Funny Man rolled his eyes and crossed Danny's gaze for a second. He wore an amused smile. His tongue peaked out to lick his upper lip. The other looked down at his empty cup of coffee and let out a shaky breath.

"What made you so flustered?"

The baritone voiced rapper looked up startled. "Wh-what?"

Da Kurlzz opened up the fridge and took out a cold one. "Yeah, seriously. You're so jumpy right now. What's going on?"

The youngest member of the band shrugged with a feigned smirk. "I guess I'm just uneasy with all of you knowing I'm a 28-year old virgin."

"You know we're just joking about it, right? You're still our hot Mexican", Charlie winked followed by a mocking laugh which earned him a harsh stomp on his arm. He howled and punched back. Funny Man lunged at the other and sat down on top of his chest. "Fuck off, Charlie."

"I love you too", Charlie wheezed, feeling the air get squeezed out of his lungs. Da Kurlzz shook his head with a small smile and leaned against the counter next to Danny. "Charlie and Funny Man. Leave those two alone and Funny won't be a virgin for long."

"Hey!"

"I don't think Charlie would be the one to do that to him", Danny mused softly. He grabbed some apple juice out of the cupboard and sipped it with a little straw. He looked just like a little kid while doing so. Funny Man clenched his jaw when he looked at him. That 'kid' managed to make out with me. And I liked it! Danny saw him watching and smiled around the straw. He let go and bit his lower lip.

Charlie wriggled him out of his thoughts. "Get off, Funny. This is getting gay."

"Unless you're into that", Da Kurlzz mocked him.

That set an alarm off in Funny's head. He got off Charlie. "No fucking way."

"Oh, that hurts my heart, Funny, I thought you were the one for me!" Charlie dramatically laughed and turned over on his stomach on the couch. Da Kurlzz smacked his head. "Leave him be. He doesn't like the jokes, Charles."

"Bite me", Charlie grinned and the drummer returned it. He fidgeting with the other's shoe and the bandana rapper trashed when he realized he was trying to get his shoe off. "No! No! Fuck you! No!" Charlie squealed, fighting off the older man.

Funny Man got next to Danny while watching the two fight like children and glanced over at him. "Danny?"

"Hm?"

"Why did you…"

Danny flexed his neck and shoulders before gazing at the Mexican. "Why did I what?"

"Kiss me", Funny Man whispered so the other two wouldn't hear. By now Da Kurlzz had managed to get Charlie's shoe off and they were fighting with each other to get it back.

The lead singer frowned for a second, then turned to his younger friend. "If I were you, I'd keep my pretty mouth shut unless I was told differently, Funny."

"That's rude."

"And asking me such an ignorant, obnoxious question isn't?"

"You're the one who rudely grabbed me!"

"That one is on you."

"Why is that one on me, Danny?"

Da Kurlzz opened up a window and threw the shoe out. Charlie slumped and pouted. "Why would you do that?"

Danny moved away from the Mexican and outside to go get the shoe for Charlie.

The main rapper smirked at his screamer friend. "Danny loves me."

"No he doesn't", the youngest member growled. Both Da Kurlzz and Charlie stared at him in surprise. "I meant as a friend, dude."

"Oh", Funny Man reacted, suddenly feeling awkward with the situation. Why did he feel so frustrated about this whole happening?

Danny returned with the shoe, handed it to Charlie and announced he'd be in his bunk since he hadn't slept all too much that night. On his way to the bunk, he passed Funny Man and bumped into him. "Sorry, didn't mean to be rude", he said with a daring grin before striding off. Fucking asshole!

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