Author's Note (Monster): Enjoy

As Danny rested his head on top of Funny Man's hair on the couch for a nice nap, they were disturbed when J-Dog came running into the back. "GUYS!"

Both were startled awake and stared at their friend unamused. "What?"

"For our next gig, we're staying at a hotel! No more bus air!"

Funny Man jumped upright. "FREEDOM! Oh God, we've been stuck in this bus for so long. I can't wait to sink into soft blankets of a hotel bed."

"I don't have to ask who's sleeping with who in a room, right?" Jay asked.

Danny hummed. "I'm with Funny. If I really must", he smiled, earning a stomp to his arm from said Mexican. "Asshole."

"Cool. I'm sleeping with Johnny", Jay said before wincing. "Not like that."

"You fucking Johnny? Nasty, dude", Funny Man laughed but when Charlie showed his head around the corner and opened his mouth, the Mexican growled. "Don't you fucking dare to make a virgin comment, Charlie. I will rip that fucking smile off of your face."

"Dude, you sound like you need to get laid", Charlie grinned before hiding as the Mexican charged for him. Danny rolled his eyes at the pair. "Kids."

Because of all the noise, Johnny came to the back to see what was going on, passing Funny Man and Charlie who were wrestling and ended up on the floor. The blue masked rapper raised an eyebrow at them. "Virgin comment?"

"Virgin comment", Danny and Jay replied.

"For all we know, he could've done it already", Johnny said, subtly looking at Danny. Now Jay was also staring at Danny. "Did he?"

The singer smiled. "That's none of your business, guys."

"I know but still", Johnny grinned.

The door to the bus opened and Da Kurlzz walked in, freezing on the spot when he saw Funny Man and Charlie rolling on the floor. He looked at the three in the back and asked: "Virgin comment?"

"Virgin comment", the three laughed and the drummer shook his head. "Again."

He joined them in the back as J-Dog said: "We were just considering the possibility of him not being a virgin anymore."

"Danny fucked him?"

The singer chuckled. "I didn't! Not yet. Guys, seriously? You're that interested in his sex life? Don't you guys have anything better to do?"

"No", the three replied in unison.

While the six of them were aboard, they set off towards the hotel. It would be nice to sleep in an actual bed for a change. It would be way better than trying to find a good position in their cramped bunks. Definitely, if you tried sharing it with someone else.

By the time, they arrived at the hotel, Funny Man had stopped fighting his friend and they called it a truce. They found themselves staring at the front of a huge hotel. They could afford this? That was amazing. Checking themselves in, they gained the key to their hotel room and made their way to the elevator.

"Why didn't I think of a wheeled suitcase?" Charlie complained as he carried his bag around. Johnny scoffed. "Pussy."

"Oh really? I dare you to walk up to the fourth floor through the stairs with your precious wheeled suitcase. You'll have to carry it. I bet you won't survive that!"

Johnny smirked. "A dare? Fine. I bet I'll get there earlier than you through the elevator!"

"Deal!" Charlie growled and Johnny sped off upstairs, tripping over the first few steps. Da Kurlzz rolled his eyes. "That won't end well."

"You've got the biggest suitcase of all on wheels so don't complain or I'll send you through the stairs as well", Charlie threatened and the screamer shut his mouth. By the time the elevator arrived, they had heard Johnny yell "SON OF A BITCH!" three times, each time followed by the sound of his suitcase dropping.

The five of them spent an eternity debating who would get into the tiny elevator. "I say we let Da Kurlzz go with the stairs", Danny said and the drummer groaned. "Why? I didn't say anything about the stairs!"

"No, but your suitcase fits the whole space so you'd have to take the elevator alone."

"Then I'll do that! I'll go last."

"Fine", Danny said.

"I'll go first with Jay", Charlie said, pushing Jay into the elevator. He stumbled and almost fell face first into the mirror on the other end. "Fuck, Charlie! Don't shove me like that."

"Sorry, honey", Charlie teased as he pressed the button. "I need to get there before Johnny. Let's go!"

The doors slid close tantalizingly slow before they made their way up.

"We're getting in together then", Funny Man said to Danny with a shy smile. The singer nodded. They heard a faint "Ding!" before Charlie loudly shouted: "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JOHNNY!"

The three men downstairs chuckled. "Johnny beat Charlie to it."

The elevator came down again and Danny let Funny Man get in before he stepped in as well. They placed their suitcases against the door so they'd have room to stand next to each other. "We've got a room to ourselves", Danny remarked.

The Mexican tensed. "I guess we do."

"Just like we've got the elevator right now", the singer said, turning to him and pushing him up against the wall. "What to do with that?"

"Danny, we could arrive any minute."

"Guess we'll have to be quick", the singer chuckled before kissing him furiously. He grabbed his hips and pulled him against him, deepening the kiss as he let his hand wander up his shirt. Their temperatures rose quickly but before Danny could touch him more, they arrived at the fourth floor. "Crap", he breathed as they broke apart, a little dishevelled.

Danny got out first and Funny Man followed to their waiting friends.

"Johnny beat me to it!" Charlie complained when they arrived and Johnny wore a big smile on his face. "I did!"

"Let's go find our room", Jay said to Johnny but the bandana rapper moaned annoyed. "I have to wait for Matty, wait for us!"

"No, dude. You can find your room by yourself. Anyway, you got Danny and Funny keeping you company."

"Great. I'm third wheeling for Fifty Shades of Danny and the 28-Year Old Virgin."

"Dude", Funny Man complained. "Not cool."

When Da Kurlzz arrived in the elevator, he sighed. "You were right. There's no room left because of my bag."

"That's more than a bag. That's your whole closet of clothes", Funny Man stated.

"We knew he was a closet person", Charlie laughed before looking at his two friends. "Is that offensive?"

"I'm not gay", they replied at the same time, then stared at each other.

"I'm just into him?" Funny Man asked himself more than he asked Danny and the singer said: "I'm just having fun."

Just having fun. Not exactly what you wanted to hear from someone you were falling in love with.

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