Author's Note (Monster): Enjoy


As Funny Man unpacked his bag, put his clothes into his side of the closet, two arms wrapped themselves around his waist. He smiled as he said: "Can't get your hands off me?"

"I can't", Danny growled and the Mexican shuddered at how husky his voice sounded. Like something raw. Like an animal. He swallowed and kept unpacking like nothing was going on. It proved to be a lot tougher when Danny mouthed his neck, nipping and kissing down to the junction of his neck and shoulders. He bit a spot there, making Funny Man flinch and draw back. "Don't do that."

Danny wrapped both arms around his waist and kissed his neck. He pulled him back gently until he stumbled a little and fell on the bed with Danny beneath him. "Real romantic, Danny", Funny sarcastically said.

The singer grinned as he crawled on top of him. "Why did you never have sex?"

"Don't say it like that."

"Like what?"

"Like… you know. Casually."

"Sex", Danny said. He leaned down until he looked right into his eyes and said: "sex."

"Fuck you", Funny Man laughed before rolling over so he was on top. "I just. I don't know. The time was never right."

Danny rolled them over again, straddling his waist as he cocked his head. "The time? I bet you had plenty of chances to fuck someone. I know I did. So many people. Guys and girls alike."

"Danny", the Mexican moaned annoyed. "I don't wanna know about your sex life before me. You're with me now."

"A jealous one", Danny chuckled, bowing down and kissing him softly. "I don't buy it. The whole 'the time wasn't right' thing. You had plenty of time. You're just scared."

"Of what?" Funny Man laughed, enjoying the positive attention for once.

"Of giving up control", the singer replied, suddenly serious.

The baritone voiced rapper swallowed a lump. "I don't want to talk about this anymore."

"Would you rather have some fun?"

"Sounds interesting", Funny Man replied, swallowing the panic in his gut when the singer took off his shirt. Fuck, he was so damn beautiful. Such a muscular chest. He let his hands roam free, a little startled when he brushed a scar. He looked at the thin white line. "What happened?"

"He stabbed me with a knife so he could take care of me. So I wouldn't flee", Danny replied, his lips pursed. He bent down and captured his lips in a kiss. He'd kiss all the questions away and the other would kiss his pain from the past away. Their lips moving together like a beautiful symphony in perfect harmony, filling each other up, fighting for the upper hand. They gasped for breath, slipping a tongue inside to deepen the kiss. Danny slipped his hand underneath his shirt, tugging it and growling lightly to hint at the younger one.

Funny Man broke the kiss to take off his shirt. Danny had to get off him so he could sit upright and take it off. Once it was off, he felt exposed but the feeling disappeared as Danny pushed him on his back. He hoovered over him in between his legs and reconnected them for another sweet kiss, savouring the delicious taste of their lips. Danny put a hand between his thighs, broke the kiss and moved his lips along his jawline down into his neck. Along with his kisses, he kneaded the jeans covered skin on his thigh higher and higher.

Funny Man closed his eyes, threw his head back to enjoy whatever was going to happen. Danny unbuttoned his jeans, zipper moving down way too slowly to the Mexican's likings. He pulled his jeans off and left him in his boxers. Funny Man shuddered a little nervous for anything that would happen.

Danny kissed his thigh before coming up to kiss his lips again. One kiss turned into two turned into a heated make out session as the singer rocked his body along with the movements of their lips. He could feel his partner getting hard and freed a hand to cover the clothed erection. He brushed his fingers across the fabric before firmly grasping it and jerking off in lazy, slow strokes.

Funny Man moaned a little before covering his mouth in embarrassment. Danny chuckled, prying his hands off to kiss him again. "Kissing is foreplay."

"No shit", the Mexican replied.

"Would you like to get to the main course?" Danny asked with a wink to which his boyfriend turned red completely. He stammered, tumbling over words when the singer laughed again. "Relax, Funny. I'm not doing anything you're uncomfortable with."

"Ok", Funny Man breathed. "Now take off your pants. I'm getting uncomfortable so bare while you still have your pants on."

Danny flashed him a wry smile before getting up and taking his pants off, leaving both in their boxers. He leaned in for another kiss when he pulled back suddenly. "Wait. I have to fix something", Danny sighed as he took off his socks, taking the other's socks off as well. "That is such a fucking turn off."

He turned back to his boyfriend but looking down, the proud erection was only a semi anymore. The singer frowned and his boyfriend shrugged as an apology. Danny leaned back before he bent down and licked across the fabric. He nuzzled the semi hard dick before mouthing it. The raging boner was back in no time. He seemed satisfied with his achievement and returned to jerking it off slowly. He made sure to grip it tightly and squeeze it a little. A little rough handling could do a lot of good in the end. Funny Man leaned back, enjoying what came over him once again. It felt nice. His nerves eased when Danny was focused on getting him off. The singer teased the hem of his boxers and slid a hand inside, grabbing his hard cock and jerking it off a lot harder than before.

He leaned over him and Funny Man dared to look down. Danny's arousal was bigger than his. In actual size and in mind. He let go and caressed his body as he noticed his lover was getting tense again. Nerves striking him once again. He sweetly kissed his neck and moved his hips slowly against the other. The touch electric every time he ground into the other. Danny moved back, hooking his fingers on his boxers and sliding them off. Now Funny Man was exposed and naked for him to decide what would happen next. Danny took the length of his dick into his hand and pumped it harshly before he bowed down and licked the tip. He wrapped his tongue around the head before downing the entire length and burying it in his throat. He moved his head back up, tongue scraping the back of the head as he moved down again. His head bobbed up and down while the baritone voiced rapper let his tongue run across his bottom lip, trying his best not to come too soon. He had to save face and hold it in but it just felt so good.

Danny jerked him off as he looked up and said. "You're allowed to let go, Funny. If you have to come, just come."

"No", the Mexican stubbornly said. Danny raised an eyebrow and went back to sucking his dick so sinfully nice. He felt like he was going to explode.

And he did. He groaned he shot his load down Danny's throat without a warning, rippling pleasure running through him like fire. He panted a little, gripping the sheets. Crap. Now what?

Danny swallowed every droplet, savouring the taste but he wasn't done yet. He jerked him off quickly, making sure he had no time to grow soft again. When he had his partner excited again, he got up and took off his own boxers. He got on top of his lover and straddled his waist. "You won't be a virgin anymore. You ready?"

"What? I'm fucking you?" Funny Man asked. Danny leaned to grab a bottle of lube out of his back pocket of his pants lying on the floor, put some on his fingers and readied himself for the intrusion. He didn't need as much as Funny would have needed. "Of course, you're fucking me. It would take a long time for me to prepare you and since it's your first time, you'd be too tense to do it anyway. It's better I bottom the first time but as you know, I can't be submissive so I'm riding you."

Funny Man was about to make a comment when Danny lowered himself on him and took up his whole dick. "I needed you to come before we could do this. You wouldn't have lasted", Danny groaned, shutting his eyes when it was a little uncomfortable.

"Are you ok?" Funny Man asked but Danny held up a hand. "It's a little weird in the beginning but I had a lot of practice so it should be over soon."

"A lot of practice", Funny Man scoffed but he couldn't laugh or his arousal would disappear. Instead, he thrust upwards and made Danny moan. "Don't do that just yet, please."

"I love it when you beg", Funny Man said as he thrust again. The singer took a deep breath, opening his eyes again and pushing him down on the bed, picking up a steady and a nice pace to ride him.

Funny Man thrust his hips, cock sliding in and out. He couldn't tell if Danny was right about getting enough practice or not since he never fucked anyone before but at that moment, he couldn't tell a lot. He felt a hazy feeling cloud his judgement and thoughts as Danny rode him, letting out sharp moans and breaths as the feeling built in his abdomen. He moved himself up and down faster, enjoying the rush of searing pleasure in his crotch and definitely enjoying the blissful face of his partner who let out a long moan when he thrust a little harder into him. He wouldn't last long.

Neither of them would. Danny grit his teeth as the feeling crashed over him like lightning and roared an "Oh fuck!" when he came hard, thrusting erratically and clenching down. Funny Man gasped at the pressure and reached his searing white climax as well. The feeling reaching all the way to the tips of his toes. "Danny, fuck!"

When he rode out the last of his orgasm, Danny laughed breathlessly as he gracefully dismounted. "I need a shower."

"I just… I just had sex", Funny Man murmured. "I'm not a virgin anymore."

"You're not", Danny remarked with a smile. "You did well for a little virgin. Next time I'm fucking you though."

"You were really considerate of my feelings", the Mexican said as he put his boxers on again. "I never expected you to consider I would be too nervous for it to feel good."

"There are a few times bottoming isn't what you should be doing. Like when you haven't been feeling well down there all day. When you're nervous. When you've got a bad diet causing diarrhoea. I just knew you'd be nervous and I had no idea if you were feeling fine down there or not so I figured I'd be the bottom to be sure."

Funny Man got up and wrapped his arms around Danny's shoulders. "Again. Really considerate."

"You wanna shower with me?"

"I'd love to", Funny Man smiled. "No shower sex though."

"Don't be ridiculous. Water washes the lube away. You're blowing me."

As the singer was about to head to the bathroom, but the Mexican pulled him back softly. "I love you."

Danny froze. "That's nice."


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