Author's Note (Monster): Hello, our lovelies! As I promised, today's update is Untouched. I'm working hard on a story called Make Me Levitate so excuse me if I may seem rushed in certain updates at some point. What story should get an update? Tell me. Replies to the reviews below, enjoy!
After the incident, Funny Man still had no idea what to think of it. Danny seemed completely oblivious to how he hurt the Mexican almost intentionally. No, scratch that. He had hurt him intentionally. He threw him against the wall. He fell. His head hurt like hell because of it.
Yet he didn't know what to think. Not since Danny offered him a hand to get up. Not since the singer kissed him so sweetly and told him to pack his things because they were hitting the road again. It was confusing.
After they both packed their bags, they met up with the guys in the hallway. Again, they were facing the elevator. Johnny and Charlie glared at one another, ready to give a nasty comment about the stairs when Danny sighed as he gave in: "I'll go by stairs."
At least he could spare the others a showdown like that. Before heading down, he hauled Funny Man's bag onto his shoulder.
"It won't fit in anyway so I'm taking it", he replied when his boyfriend furrowed his eyebrows at him.
"Thanks", the Mexican managed to say and before Danny ran off, he pecked his cheek quickly. "Don't kill him, guys", he said to the others who whistled and laughed as Danny walked away.
Funny Man cleared his throat as they pressed the button for the elevator to come. "Jay?"
"Yeah?"
When everyone stared at the two of them, he looked away. "Never mind."
The elevator arrived and they all got in except for Da Kurlzz who couldn't fit in with his massive suitcase. Downstairs, Danny had already left to go find the bus and settle inside. They already discovered how hard it was for six men to put their suitcase on the floor and unpack all at the same time. It was fucking annoying so it was the great the lead singer thought ahead of them.
As Matt finally joined them, they checked out and walked out the door of the massive hotel. "I will miss you!" Funny Man called to the hotel.
"Gay!" Charlie called before making a face. "What's your orientation if you're into buildings?"
"Buildingsexual, you idiot. Like how pansexual people are into pans", Johnny stated.
J-Dog frowned and turned to his friend. "I don't think pansexu…"
"Shut up. They're fucking pans", Johnny cut him off with a grin.
"I'm not fucking a building", Funny Man complained.
Da Kurlzz laughed exaggerated. "No, you're fucking Danny!"
"Dude, how'd you get on top?" Charlie asked.
"I wasn't on top."
"But you fucked him?"
"Yeah but he was still on top."
A moment of silence passed before Johnny shouted: "HE FUCKING COWGIRLED YOU?"
"Dude!" Funny Man hissed as people in the streets turned their heads. "Keep it down!"
"Oh God, it's so nasty he fucking rode you", Johnny expressed in a lower voice.
"Hopping on your dick like that shit is a pogo, am I right?" Charlie commented, offering Funny Man who couldn't help but laugh, a bro-fist. He returned the gesture and they continued onward to the bus. As they arrived at the vehicle, Funny Man pulled back Jay before he got in. "Jay, I need to talk to you without the guys around."
"What's taking you so long, Jay?!" Charlie called.
The gas masked rapper looked at Funny Man. "Can it wait until tonight? We'll talk when they're off to bed."
"Ok", the Mexican replied with a sigh. "I guess it's fine."
As they got into the vehicle, they could hear the guys bickering about the lack of space to lay down their luggage. "Kurlzz, scoot the fuck over!"
"You fucking scoot, you fucking asshole", the drummer called out to Charlie, the two of them bumping into one another until one of them fell over and pulled the other along.
"Dude, that's gay", J-Dog laughed at the two of them who stopped right away and parted ways, unpacking in silence once again.
When all of them were settled, they had a beer on the couch, pondering where to have lunch. "Could we ask the driver to stop at Del Taco?" Charlie begged.
"No", Johnny shot him down. "We're going to Burger King."
"BURGER KING!" Funny Man and Da Kurlzz yelled out, wincing when they looked at each other. "Dude."
Charlie grumbled something underneath his breath before passing on the message to stop at Burger King for lunch. Why not have greasy burgers? Ok, fine, tacos weren't really that healthy either but they sure tasted better!
In no time, they made it to Burger King and had lunch, all of them together at a table in the corner so no one would hear their bullshit. It resulted in an angry J-Dog, a butthurt Matty and a Charlie with tomato sauce on his forehead. Don't ask. Just. Don't ask.
Soon enough they hit the road once again, setting course for the next hotel. Tonight, they would have to sleep once more in the bunks since they had to drive all night. An afternoon inside the bus was frustrating enough. At least, for some members.
"Get the fuck back here!" Johnny shouted when Da Kurlzz scurried away from him and hid himself behind Charlie. "He's gonna fucking kill me."
"What did you do?"
"You'll see", Matt laughed. "It's so fucking awesome."
Soon enough the blue masked rapper stomped into the front of the bus with green hair.
"How'd you…"
"I found a shampoo that would colour your hair until the next shower", Da Kurlzz replied with a smirk. Johnny jumped the two of them and crawled over Charlie to get to the drummer. Both men complaining loudly until J-Dog stepped into the back, clearing his throat. The whole scene just stopped. "Johnny, get the fuck back into the bathroom. Da Kurlzz, give me that shampoo bottle. Charlie, fucking man up already."
The three parted as quickly as possible. Funny Man laughed and made a whip sound. "You guys are pathetic!"
Danny cleared his throat and looked at the Mexican who bowed his head submissively. "God damn it, Danny."
Later that night the six of them shared a cosy night together. Most of them propped up on the couch with Funny Man and J-Dog on the floor. They didn't mind. It was nice to sit together like that. No bullshit. No jokes. No public display of love. Just a nice talk. About everything, really. At some point, Danny asked about Deuce. No one could blame him for asking. He was still new after all.
"Deuce was… He was awesome", J-Dog expressed with a nostalgic smile. "Just such a fucking stupid idiot. He wouldn't harm a fly. He's all tough until it gets serious, but he changed. I wish he hadn't. I wish we didn't have to part how we did but we had to ensure the future of our band."
"He used to be great, yeah", Charlie mused. "Back when you were emo."
The comment was pointed towards J-Dog who rolled his eyes. "Fuck you."
Around midnight, they turned in for the night. Of course, J-Dog stayed behind because he hadn't forgotten about his promise to Funny Man. He wondered what the Mexican wanted to talk about.
Danny was the last to go to bed which was a little strange for his insomniac habits but he kissed Funny Man good night and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth.
"You wanted to talk?"
"About Danny", Funny Man whispered.
"Y-you know? About the…"
"Abuse", the Mexican replied softly. "I know more than you can imagine but that's not what I wanted to talk about. Before you knew of the incident with his ex-boyfriend, you wanted to warn me for Danny. Why? Why did you think he was dangerous?"
"He's not dangerous", Jay sighed. "He's hurt."
"Jay! I'm asking you. Forget about the abuse for a minute. Why did you want to warn me?"
"Because I thought I knew Danny. He's got a history with men and women. He doesn't date. He fucks. That's all he's ever done but when he started dating you without trying to get into your pants right away, I realized I was wrong."
"He did try to get into my pants before we started dating", Funny Man admitted and the gas masked rapper chuckled.
The toilet flushed and Danny walked out the bathroom. "Good night, guys!"
"Good night!"
"Good night!"
Funny Man whipped his head back to J-Dog. "You mentioned Fifty Shades of Danny!"
"I did? Well, Danny experimented with BDSM before", Jay smiled to himself.
The Mexican's eyes widened. "That's fucked up."
J-Dog laughed. "Don't overthink it. I thought you'd get hurt by being with him because he's been fucking around for a long time. Now I don't think he would hurt you because he seems changed. I've never seen him hung up on someone like that. He loves you."
"I wouldn't know", the baritone voiced rapper sighed. "I told him I loved him and he didn't return it."
"I'm sure it just takes time to get over… a certain memory."
"I suppose. I'm off to bed", Funny Man said. "Good night."
"Good night."
Jay knew everything would be alright in the end. After all, Predator Danny suddenly changed into Victim Danny to him.
Please Review, they're our heavy fuel! Am I the only one who misses the April Dump?
HUshipper: I recycle a lot of jokes to keep it HU, sorry. Yeah you'll see what'll happen to our 'happy' couple.
HU4LIFEBITCHES: Not only have I heard their new single, but my Love Drabble "Heavy" was based off of that song. Dark Danny is awesome.
xx-Chanour: Danny WAS in therapy but now it's been reduced to "call me when you're experiencing those thoughts again". In one of the chapters, Danny was considering to call someone on the phone. That someone was supposed to be his therapist. I don't know if you recall that scene; he was in bed, skimming through contacts.
ZeroPerfection: Then wait no longer. Though it took me 2 months to update it. I blame the April Dump
Guest: Thank you for the warm wishes, Norway. Sorry for not updating more quickly but I've got 11 stories running so it's a little hard sometimes to keep them all up to date.