Magicus Ensis Art Online
Magic Sword Art Online
HP/SAO x-over
Asuna/Kirito HP/Argo

Clock's Ticking

The moment Asuna's father and his associate left. The younger of the pair moving faster than normal. "I don't have time to play games Harry. What did you threaten him with." Harry groaned "Okay, I was trapped in Alfheim Online. I was trapped in a tree held captive by the King of the Faerie's Oberon. In fact I have a suspicion that it was Shakespeare's Oberon, guy was an ass. Anyway the fucker is doing some experiments on us to do with emotion control and memory control. Those who haven't woken up are his guinea pigs. Through skullduggery and cunning..." Kirito snorted "Flying by the seat of your pants and to hell with the consequences you mean."

Harry's eye's flashed and he clipped the teen around the head "Do not question by greatness especially when I'm telling you everything I know about the supervillain and his maniacal plots which I have no evidence of." Kirito nodded, Harry was kind of mad like that but he was seldom wrong. "Okay, evil guy trapped people...Name is Oberon. Anything else?"

Harry nodded "Argo managed to get me a recording of his vocals, pitch, tone etc. Since we are in a game we can mix those up however we want. But one thing we cannot change is how we form our words and forget our uprbringing and how things are said. That being said Argo; I must take her out for dinner sometime, got a recording of his voice and through several vocal modulator programmes some of which are legal and some restricted I managed to pinpoint thirty people as potential suspects."

Kirito stared "That's..." Harry snorted "Higher than normal. So I narrowed my search; who talked like that and worked in game graphics and or design or even electronics. Five people. Then I found that RECT Incorporated had taken control of everyone who was comatose after the Argus fuck up...Gave me one name Nobuyuki Sugou...Now we heard what happens in a week so if you don't want that to happen I suggest we train up and kick this games ass."

"We're not going to be able to...It runs on the Amusphere..." Harry snorted "The current Amusphere runs on slightly newer, upgraded and compact version of the Nervegear Rig. Heck if it makes you feel better I'll foot the bill of a Amugear Rig. Basically dissembling the Amusphere and Nervegear and incorporating them back into the Nervegear. Also supposedly it doesn't have skills like SAO but rather incorporates real-life muscle mass and skills into figures to give you your stats. Player killing is encouraged but its not SAO death. Besides we don't need many people in our team..." Kirito looked at Harry confused "But..." Harry smirked "Magic...Kayaba was gifted at technology and he was magical. Due to his status and my specialist role; he owes me a lot. From what I've heard this game runs on a stripped down Aincrad." Kirito couldn't help but smirk "Aincrad...Suddenly this doesn't seem so bad."

Harry and Kirito grabbed their bikes and headed down a side alley, Harry flicked his hand, shrunk the bikes, grabbed Kirito and with a crack were gone. They re-entered reality not far from the supermarket where Harry grabbed some various bits for a 'Three Way Chicken, Vegetables and Rice along with other bits."

"Three Way Chicken?" Harry grinned "Teddy and Akio-chan...Argo love it. Best peace offering." They entered Harry's apartment to find Argo sitting at Harry's computer bank in one of his t-shirts and pair of shorts. She turned around and blushed "I'll quickly get dressed." Harry grinned "I'm going to get hit. I should have told her." What happened next happened too quickly for Kirito know what had happened. Harry gave him the shopping bags as what looked like three dice hit Harry square in the head.

"Ow...Akio, when did you move in?" Harry asked as he rubbed his head. Akio smiled "Couple of weeks. Your Godson was strangely insistent about keeping me around. Know anthing about that?" Harry shrugged "Nope. Teddy's a brill kid, scary smart too. He could have picked up what on what we had in SAO; which by the way I'm glad carried over in real life." He said that and wrapped his arms around her his hands trailing to her backside "Are those my jeans?" He whispered.

"Yes; mine are in the wash. Besides do we have a plan?" Harry nodded "Agil told me something. Will send Kirito to have a look whereas you and I are going to have a nice dinner together and then we're going to kick ass and chew gum." Harry murmured.

Just then Kirito's phone went and he left mentioning something about Agil and coming back in a few hours. Harry prepped the chicken and made chicken balls, fried chicken wings and sauce with the final piece being chicken dango "How did you know I wanted this."

"I should have phoned you to say Kirito was coming over. Once he gets back from Agil's fancy a group dive?" Akio nodded "Who are you rescuing?" Harry smiled thinly "Yuuki Asuna. She's trapped in Alfheim Online; for me its a revenge mission. A reminder to myself and to anyone watching of three things; don't fuck with me, don't fuck with my friends and never piss me off. What is worse I need to do it in such a way that it will not shut down my potential plans to create some of my own VRMMORPG." Akio nodded and soon enough the three of them under the watchful eye of Andromeda Tonks, Neville Longbottom and Hermione Granger, the three of them were entering the virtual world again.

"LINK START!" Harry grinned as he found himself floating through the opening credits of Alfheim. He gleefully placed in his username and various other details. He looked through the various fairies; Salamander, Sylph, Undine, Spriggan, Gnomes, Cait Sith, Imp, Pooka and Leprechaun. "Seriously Kayaba, could these assholes be anymore discriminatory and offensive? Like none of these things are classified anything like fairy or fae folk..."

Kayaba smirked "What would prefer then?" Harry thought of one thing "Tall like a Gnome, thin like a Spriggan, Dark Blue almost black eyes which are Cait Sith wings like the Imps and an affinity for battle, cold and dark magic." Kayaba could almost have a wolfish grin "A counterpart to be more Sylph and Salamander with light, protection and healing. Names?" Harry's face cracked into a grin "Seelie and Unseelie also make them...hard to unlock."

Harry grinned selected his Unseelie Avatar and the world and the selection menu dissolved. Harry and Kirito were suddenly in freefall they were heading to what should be their race's starting terretory or rather in Harry's case some random and hopefully nearby location to either Yggdrasil or near each other when the game game began to distort and glitch. Harry and Kirito suddenly found themselves plummeting towards the forest floor. With luck and his natural reactions, Harry navigated the falling branches and managed to land albeit roughly on his feet with a stagger and stumble whereas Kirito landed on his head.

The pair scrolled through their inventory; Harry smirked. Most of his armour and weaponry failed to be transferred over but he had expected it due to the fact that Alfheim Online was SAO but on a shittier version. "Kirito, remember AO and SAO are one and one the same aside from glaring differences." Kirito stared "So how do we do this?"

"Brain brawn and pure brawn. Take out everyone and the buildings...Don't question the impossible because You and I, we make it so." Harry selected something and his sword 'Morgul' appeared but it appeared it had some cosmetic changes on it. For instance the blade was serated on both sides, the cross guard seemed to have sharp points on it and what was more the blade seemed to glow a deep blue that could pass for black. Kirito unfortunately couldn't access any of his SAO kit not even the Light Repulser. "We can't have much giving us away. The fact I'm using an illegal avatar and an illegal sword." Kirito nodded and unsheathed his sword and activated his own unique kit the AI Unit Yui.

Greetings were exchanged and the pair of them took off heading towards the centre of the map. They had unknowingly entered Sylph territory when the sound of combat erupted from around them. As they were in a forest the combat sounded as if it was happening all around them due to how sound bounces of trees. When a blonde Sylph came crashing through the trees. Harry immediately noticed she had suffered the effects of a fire spell.

"Sylphs and Salamanders. This should be fun." "Get ready Kirito. This is going to be fun." They drew their swords as three armoured Salamanders descended into the clearing "Sorry, but we're on a mission. Hand over your gear, and we'll let you go Spriggan...What the hell are you?" Harry smirked "We're new...How do we fly?" The Salamanders looked at each other, nodded.

"They extend from your back. To release them think about how..." They were cut off as Harry effortlessly extended his long black and dark blue wings and with one colossal beat launched him into the air "A bird uses them? How long do we have?"

"Ten to Fifteen Minutes and you can use a remote control. Forwards, Backwards, Left and Right as it sounds. Tilt up to gain altitude and lower to descend. Tutorial over, hand over your stuff or else." Announced the lead Salamander getting a 'Why the gentleman act Kagemune, been a while since we got some new guys. Let's kill em!" Harry grabbed his sword "I'll the 'Or else' Option."

Harry and Kirito readied themselves, the Sylph saw them and jumped in with Kirito and Harry "I'm taking one of you with me." She declared getting a growl from Harry "Kirito keep Female McStupid occupied whilst I kill these three." The Salamanders snarled and one of them rushed forwards.

"He's going to get killed." Protested the Slyph but Kirito snickered as Harry vanished. The Salamander stopped "What the...He's gone!" He heard a cold snort as Harry reappeared again calmly sheathing his blade "You'll feel like you've lost your legs..." He sheathed the blade with a click "...Now." The Salamander couldn't scream as his legs were separated from his body and both parts dissolved into a red light.

Kirito stepped forwards "Whose next?" Another Salamander tried the same thing, he rushed forwards with his lance, but Kirito performed the same trick except this Salamander was a head shorter than normal. The Sylph couldn't believe it these two newcomers had just taken out some of the more experienced players without breaking a sweat. "How did you do that?"

"Who are you? What are you?" She gasped.

"I'm an Unseelie, He's a Spriggan and we know a thing or two about VRMMORPG's." Harry said. "I'm Leafa.", "I'm Hari. This is Kirito. Now I don't suppose you can get us to a relatively safe place." Leafa grinned "Follow me to Sylphvane. It's protective sanctuary for Slyph players. Other's are allowed to stay there but should their be trouble you can still be killed. For us it'll take longer due to it being home turf."

Harry smirked "Just so you know I have great disdain for this game. It's so mythologically inaccurate, hodgepodge and utterly bollocks AND it runs off a very much stripped down system I use and play on its offensive. I can guarantee I'll thrash anyone, anywhere and at anytime." Leafa chuckled "You sound like my brother and his friend. Anyway come on this way."

As they went Kirito began asking questions about the use of magic "Magic is relatively simple. Each spell needs five or six syallables from what I've found and you can theoretically use any nations magic but it will not be as strong as your natural magic." Harry nodded "What's the translation programme like? What if you don't know the incantation in one langauge but you know it..." Leafa stopped him "As far as I can tell it's up to date and anything that can be translated IRL can be done here."

As she was answering the questions she looked at Harry's HP and Mana bar and her jaw dropped "Your...Mana...It's...That must be wrong." She finished. "Leafa, what's wrong with it." Leafa looked at him "Infinite...You don't suffer mana drain you can't. Both of you have extraordinarily high health bars as well."

Harry and Kirito grinned "Curtesy of IRL Skill to VR Skills modulator. Now onto Slyphvane?"