Magicus Ensis Art Online
Magic Sword Art Online
HP/SAO x-over
Asuna/Kirito HP/Argo

The Pressure Bomb battle hex tore along the ground ripping out a small trail of it and it slammed into one of his attackers. Harry immediately dived over the fence as a barrage of spell fire went far and wide. Tying lampposts, letter boxes and charring the fences.

Harry, rolled along the floor and he managed to catch a glimpse of his attackers. He then felt a pressure, he rolled over to see a grinning Jon Dawlish grinning at him. "You've grown soft Potter."

Harry smirked "Ruina." Was all he said he poked Dawlish in the knee. Dawlish screamed as his knee collapsed. "Night, night." Harry said as he booted the man in the head.

He folded over as a bludgeoning hex caught him in the diaphragm. He sank to one knee and to his surprise saw Susan Bones heading towards him. "Harry, its time for you to come home."

Harry snorted "I am home Susan." With that Harry began to wave his wand in an intricate pattern. Susan stiffened.

"Run. Taiyo Burasuto!" A white column of flame erupted from Harry's wand. Concrete and tarmac melted; lawns, fences began to creak, warp and eventually caught alight and several cars exploded.

"What the fuck! Shacklebolt told us the boy was under educated and not hostile to aurors." Snapped a square jawed Wizard.

"Undereducated because is sorely lacking. I'm finally happy. You try and abduct me and I will kill every fucking last one of you." Growled Harry as he unleashed a blistering salvo of bone breaking curses.

Susan activated her portkey and vanished away. She wasn't getting on the end of Harry's temper and wand arm thank you very much.

Square Jaw turned and swore "Fucking slut. Bitch left us out to dry. She was supposed to be able to negotiate with this cunt bag." The insults would have carried on, had not a breaking hex snapped his tibia, fibula, cracked his clavicle and cracked his skull.

Harry pointed his wand down and with immense effort ripped up the bubbling tarmac and flourished it around him as four more aurors, dropped their concealing spells and engaged him.

Harry noticed one was a relative of Theodore Nott. Auror Nott, was deliberately wearing short sleeves and as he drew his wand, Harry saw the Dark Mark. Harry twisted his wand and sent a wandless 'Jack Hammer'. The Jack Hammer was a repeating bludgeoning charm, used in construction and not one to be used in combat.

The Death Eater stopped. He looked like he had just been stabbed, blood slowly trickled from his mouth and he fell forwards and lay still. Harry hissed, a cutting charm just opened up his jacket. Thankfully it had been imbued with magic, the magic in the jacket was seriously depleted. It wouldn't save him again.

Harry flung his arm out "GIAN!" Turned out Harry was pretty effective with lightning spells. As the new auror found out, the lightning bolt sundered the shield and punched him through the gut. He quickly portkeyed out.

"Dawlish Out, Nott Dead, Susan and That Guy make four. Square Jaw is five. I counted eight…"

"Incarcerous!" Harry was moving so instead of his entire body being wrapped up, his foot was tied to a slightly melted lamp post. Just where were the Japanese Magical Response Unit…Where the hell were the civilians? No-one could have missed that massive fire attack.

"You're…"

"Durus Pulsus." Harry snapped sending one auror into another.

Harry freed himself "Why are you here? Where is everyone?"

"Fuck you." Growled the last auror. Harry hit him in the knee with a blasting hex.

"Where is everyone?"

"Under a ritual. Grasp of Morpheus. You are coming home to answer for your crimes."

Harry grinned "I presume all eight of you did it? So I need to take down all eight of you…Sectusempra." So Harry, immediately took a darker path as the dark cutting curse went towards the man who effortlessly deflected it "Shacklebolt told us you knew that one."

Harry's smile turned cold "Did he tell you this one Futon: Ribonsuraisā!" The man gasped and dodged the majority of the wind blades but the last one caught him on the wrist of his wand. He cursed and portkeyed out.

As he did so the ritual and wards collapsed and the place was covered in Japanese Aurors, sword wands aglow as they evidenced the street, took prisoners, assessed the damage, and took images of the damaged street before repairing it. "Potter-San, I suggest that you do not move. Not until we have worked out what is going on."

Harry nodded and soon enough he was allowed to move. He was side-apparated into the Ministry and placed in a holding cell. Within minutes an auror was outside his door. "Potter-san, I am Auror Detective Constable Hanzo Hattori…I have a few questions. At this point in time, I want you to know that you are not facing any charges as of yet and hopefully, if you co-operate with us you won't."

Harry nodded "Hattori-San, what charges am I looking at?"

"Disturbing the peace, endangerment of life and multiple accounts of that, one case of lethal self-defence, criminal damage…That is just the mundane charges. Breaking code of secrecy, improper magic use, that is using combat magic in an urban environment particularly in a populated area, illegal usage of combat magic, use of dark magic with intent…That's everything."

Harry nodded "I assume I do have rights? Such as a phone call, attorney and the like?" The auror nodded.

"Good detective could I possibly ask for a favour…"

"That is?"

"I need to make several. Fiancé, Lawyer, Godson's grandmother, Boss and Subordinates."

"That should be possible. Can I ask what they entail?"

"In trouble with authorities, in trouble with authorities, need to find a temporary minder, trouble with authorities. Then tell all of them that I'm part of an investigation and I can't say more than that."

It turned out Harry only needed to make one phone call. Akio, Andromeda, Kirito and Shouzou were all at Akio and Harry's house when the call came in. "Akio, everyone is listening I'm guessing?" Akio grunted.

"Okay, tell all of them I'm in trouble with JMAD and I need a representative. Can't say much more. Just that this should be resolved soon enough providing I'm co-operative."

Andy nodded "I'm on my way."

Soon enough Harry and Andy were in a consultation room with a pensieve. Andromeda looked at the memory "Plead guilty to everything but say it was for the magical charges: guilty to secrecy; not guilty to improper magic use, illegal combat in civilian environment and guilty on the dark magic…The Japanese Government are firm but fair. You'll be allowed to submit the memory as evidence don't try and fight all the charges. Go with what we discussed and co-operate and they'll make a deal. The judge is quite likely going to take this to the ICW."

Harry nodded. He stood up and knocked on the door and the auror walked in "We ready?" Andy nodded "My client, needs to go to the toilet."

A short toilet break later and Harry, Andy and two Aurors were in the room "Don't worry, Potter-San this is just standard procedure. You know me so unfortunately I cannot get your account on events due to familial bias. I'm here as well partner and support."

Harry nodded and the tape recorder began to play "Please state name for the record." And the interview began.

Harry gave a detailed account of his actions and a timeline that was so accurate that the circumstances practically screamed 'self-defence' and 'unplanned'.

However it boiled down two main points of 'knowing his attackers, intentions' and 'magic used'. Andy answered with the fact of 'Her client knew the procedure of British Magical Law Enforcement and the fact that they do not listen to other countries laws when something becomes international'. Andy also explained 'British Magical Law Enforcement only understood things when either they were drastically outnumbered or their opponent had dropped so many of them in such a way that made their objective unachievable and then and only then would they run'.

"Thank you for your co-operation. This is unfortunately going to be in court. Both courts for damage to property, illegal magic use and methods of self-defence. Though off the record, you're going to be looking at possibly community service and hefty fines."

Harry shrugged "All the more to go in my autobiography. 'Truth will Out'."

The men nodded "We followed your SAO books and when we read them…Our sympathies…" Harry nodded.

"I can sign them. Officers, if you get the chance try 'Dresden Files Online'. It's my first ever VRMMORPG, it's Cardinal based and as safe as I can possibly make it."

"Really?"

"Manual logout, Admin logout, Mass Logout and Utter shutdown. We've not had a problem of logging out yet. Had problems logging in…now that's a different kettle fish which my bosses are being annoying about…Something along the lines of hindering Niantic property game updates…Don't get me started on their coding."

The officers let them out and they looked at each other "He's a good man."

Harry arrived home and he was exhausted. Sitting their were Asuna, Kirito, Neville and Hermione. Harry idly noticed that Asuna's father and brother were there. He also noticed that Kirito had moved closer to Asuna and Hermione felt…different.

"Here." Harry turned and found a bottle of beer in Akio's hand. Harry collapsed into a chair.

"What happened?"

"British Aurors made a play…It went wrong." Harry said not sure how to properly phrase it.

"How wrong? We're not going to judge." Kirito said.

"Like the time, I took on the Sylph Elite."

Kirito winced "You didn't even try mate."

Harry smirked "Now imagine me ACTUALLY trying and the people fighting me were amongst the best in the division."

Hermione shook her head "How much collateral damage?"

"Not to sure…Millions of Yen minimum. Considering I used a technique that was equivalent to point blank sun rays. Basically they should have looked like Pompeii statues. Considering I melted the roads and caused a few cars to explode, almost caused mains to explode." Everyone winced.

"How many alive?" Asked Neville.

"Define alive."

"Dictionary."

"Susan, Square Jaw, Dawlish, Skittled Pair. Five. But if we are using my definition. Three. Susan and Skittled Pair…Hit one with a Durus Pulsus and he sent his friend over."

Neville snorted "The other five?" Harry smirked "Dawlish arrested. Square Jaw, broken lower leg, broken clavicle and cracked cranium. Another I hit with Lightning: False Darkness, Hit Nott with MY normal power Jackhammer, last one has either a broken leg or lost his leg. He also lost his wand hand to my Wind Spell: Ribbon Slicer."

Hermione sighed "I told you love we should move to Japan…Harry, I've got some news."

Harry changed his cold demeanour shifted and he hugged his newly arrived Godson in one arm. Pulled Akio onto his knee "Please tell me it is what I think it is?"

Hermione smirked impishly "Depends on if you think Neville has proposed to me and I'm pregnant with his baby."

Harry couldn't resist "I certainly hope so. Don't want to face Neville on a rampage if it's not. Congratulations to the pair of you."

"We want you as Godfather and Best Man."

Silence permeated the Household.