WELCOME BACK. THIS IS EPISODE 2 OF THIS SEASON. BIG THANKS TO ALL WHO REVIEWED AND VIEWED. I'M SO THRILLED RIGHT NOW. GIVES ME THE CONFIDENCE TO WRITE MORE. ANYWAYS MOVING ON.
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"Last time on Total Drama Mayhem…
We welcomed our cast for this season, rather you can say my victims for this season. HAHAHA! *coughs*. We lined up a total of 32 campers from across seasons 1 to 5. Some arrived normally on the boat, some came dripping wet and some from jail. This year we give badges and not marshmallows. We made two teams- "The Growling Tigers" and "The Raging Bulls". Today will be their first challenge. It's not that hard. We thought of giving them an easier one in the start. I can tell you it's a throwback of season 1. Guesses? Probably not. But it will be cleared. Right here, right now on TOTAL DRAMA MAYHEM."
It was 4.30 in the morning. All the campers were in deep sleep except one who woke up then. It was Eva who got up for her early morning jog. She stretched, put on her trainers grabbed her E-pod and left the cabin. It was still pretty dark outside.
"I guess I'll just jog without going deep in the forest." She thought to herself.
She jogged with both her earphones plugged in her ear and running with the beat. After about 1 and a half rounds, she stopped removed her earphones and started to stretch a bit.
She then heard the sound of leaves rustling. She turned to her right and noticed a black figure, behind one of the trees. She could see that it wasn't facing her but was facing the opposite side. So she knew it wasn't following her.
"Who's that?" Eva shouted. The figure turned and on seeing her it started to run. Naturally, Eva gave a chase but the person had an advantage of distance. But Eva was quick and she closed the gap between the two. But he/she was smart too. It was able to get a little bit more speed and grabbed the next low lying branch and swung on it to reach the side behind Eva. She didn't expect that. And the thing ran to the opposite side. Eva was exhausted so she didn't chase. She thought, panting, on her knees, "Who could that be? I don't think anyone else wakes up at this time."
Then she started her jog back to the cabin.
"Could be Jo or Lightning cuz I guess even they jog in the morning. But I don't think they can do the tree thing- But Izzy can." She thought. "Whatever. Chuck it. I'll think about it later."
It was about 9 in the morning. Almost everyone was up. Tyler tried waking Geoff up.
"Dude get up! It's 9 already" Tyler said.
"Man it's "only 9". I wake up at 11 normally." He replied.
"Yeah us too. But "Chris cuckoo clock" woke us up." The jock replied. "You were dead when he did that."
"Yeah man. When I'm asleep I wont even know if someone blasted a bomb outside." Geoff said. "Fine I'll get up. Where's the rest of the dudes?"
"They're all outside." Tyler replied.
"Even Noah?"
"Yup" the jock replied.
"Listen jerk. We need people to form an alliance as quickly as possible." Heather said to Alejandro.
"I agree. But I don't think we need to do that right away. Let's give it some time. We need to persuade some of them. Moreover I guess we should focus on booting the deadweights off first." The Spaniard replied.
"I guess your right. Fine. Don't stick with me all the time will ya?" Heather yelled.
"You look cute when you're angry also." He said.
"Shut up!" Heather shouted and left.
CONFESSIONAL: HEATHER
"That dumb idiot better get his hands off me. I'm trying to win and I can't let him get in my way. *Suddenly gets dreamy* ahh. What! No!"
End Confessional: HEATHER
Ezekiel, Cody and Harold were playing multiplayer "Battlefield 3" on their consoles. Ezekiel didn't have one. But Cody had an extra. He gave that to the prairie boy. They were about to start when Tyler joined in with his.
"Sorry I'm late. I was waking Geoff up." Tyler said.
"Eh, we didn't start." Ezekiel replied.
"Ok then let's start." Cody said, "Free for all."
"You're so gonna lose." Harold said.
Harold blasted Ezekiel with his bazooka 10 seconds into the game.
"HAHA" he laughed.
"Man I just learnt the controls." Ezekiel said.
"HA. The mine was there Tyler. You fell that time." Cody said
"Arrggh" Tyler screamed.
Three minutes into he game,
Harold was leading with 11 kills, Cody with 11, Ezekiel with 9 and Tyler with 11.
10 seconds left. Harold was firing Cody and Tyler at close range.
"What does this do eh?" Ezekiel asked and he pressed the button. He threw a grenade down at the three of his opponents. BOOM!
"Player 4: Ezekiel wins with 12 kills." A voice from the game said.
"I won! Though I don't know how." Ezekiel said.
"Well played man. I like your tactics" said Harold.
"Dude, I was lucky eh" Ezekiel replied.
On the other side of the cabin, Lindsay, Beth and Dakota were talking fashion.
Noah was still reading the same book as last night while Trent was playing his guitar.
Eva told Jo what happened early in the morning.
"I really don't know who that is. I woke up in between and saw only your bunk empty. Rest of those girls were in bed. So its none of them" Jo said.
"Ok then fine." Eva replied.
CONFESSIONAL: Eva
"I know that if I need to reach far this time I need to control my anger, at the same time be the leader of our team. I may need an alliance too. Jo's a good option right now but I don't know if she's trustworthy. Hmm let's see how she does."
End Confessional: Eva
Suddenly Chris' voice blurted out of the speakers.
"Campers! Report to the mess hall in 10 minutes. Or else you're going direct elimination express."
"Run!" the campers exclaimed and ran. Trent fell on the way, Noah slipped and Leshawna didn't run instead walked.
For Eva, Jo and Lightning, it was a race to see who was the fastest.
Lightning reached faster than the two athletes.
"HA! Sha-Bam! He does it again." He exclaimed.
"Nope. Your second." Chris said.
"NO! Sha-Lightning cannot lose!" Lightning said.
"Well he just did. You're a sore loser dude. Izzy reached here 5 minutes ago." Chris said.
"But she was behind me!" Lightning said.
"I jumped from branch to branch to reach. Can't catch up to Izzy a.k.a. Explosivo huh?!" Izzy laughed.
Lighning was annoyed.
Most of the others reached on time. Except Sadie, Katie, Trent, Geoff, Heather and Noah.
"So we're eliminated?! NOOOO!" Heather asked surprised she was late.
"Nope. You're not. Just messing with ya. HAHAHAHA!" Chris laughed.
Everyone started swearing and screaming at Chris.
"You made me run all this way for nothing? My makeup's gone because of my sweat" Dakota complained.
"Your face, your makeup, your sweat. I can't do anything about that" Chris replied.
"AAARRRRGGHH" She screamed.
"Man you should've seen your faces." And he continued laughing. "Oh my! I'm so hilarious with these pranks." Chris said wiping a tear drop after laughing so hard.
"Anyways welcome to the mess hall for your breakfast and also your first challenge" the host continued, "It's a throwback challenge from season 1. And I loved it. Those who reached the episode before the merge in season 1 knows it."
"OH NO! Please tell me it's not the eating competition." Trent said.
"It is precisely the eating competition. HAHA!" Chris said.
"I knew the feeling I had yesterday was right" said DJ.
"I told you guys to eat your heart out yesterday. That was a clue for today."
Chris said.
"My stomach's aching already." said Cameron and Mike in chorus.
"Anyways this is how things will go" the host continued, "We'll have 5 rounds of different delicious, exquisite, one of a kind dish prepared by Masterchef Hatchet. Wait who put "Masterchef" in the script?" Chris asked.
The camera showed Chef's face, holding a pen, with a smirk. Then it came back to Chris.
"Anyways whoever doesn't barf or go to the bathroom in 5 minutes after having their meal stays on for the next round. If you barf after that, you'll still be in. Oh and you also have an option to quit whenever you like. But if you do quit and you're team loses, you might be the one who would be sent packing. So whichever camper/ campers are the last ones standing… their team wins and their opponents go for the elimination ceremony. All clear?" Chris asked at last.
Everyone gulped and said a faint "yes" to the host.
"Alright then. Let's bring on the first dish" the host said and signalled Chef to bring it.
"Here it is. Seal Meat." Chris said.
"Oh my gosh! YUCK!" Tyler screamed.
"Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww" Katie and Katie shouted in chorus.
"Eat up there isn't much time. Well then let's make a new rule. If you don't eat in 1 and a half minute you're out." Chris said.
"I can't eat these. I play with seals and dolphins all the time." Bridgette said.
"Stop whining and eat." Heather shouted.
"NO!" the blonde girl shouted, "I'm sorry, but I quit. They're like my friends. I can't eat them."
"Looks like that's one down for the Bulls" the host said.
"Me too. I'm allergic to seals." Beth remarked.
"How can someone be allergic to seals?" Courtney asked.
"Well, I am. Heard that you bossy brunette." Beth screamed.
"I'm sorry, WHAT?" Courtney shouted.
"I quit!" Beth confirmed.
"Ok. That's 2 down for the Bulls." Chris said.
Confessional: Courtney
"How dare she screams at me!" she said pumping her fist to her palm. "No one talks to me like that. Looks like she's getting my vote if we lose today."
End Confessional: Courtney
The Tigers were doing well with almost everyone swallowing up their meal and not barfing. But Dawn still didn't eat.
"It's an animal that we humans don't usually eat. Moreover I don't eat any kind of animal meat because I'm vegetarian" Dawn said.
"Too bad. Anyways you're out. You passed the time limit to eat it." Chris said.
"Alright then" Dawn said.
"Why couldn't she just eat it? Is she doing this on purpose?!" Jo screamed.
"C'mon she said she's vegetarian. You can't just force her to eat meat like that" DJ defended.
About 3 minutes later, Tyler, Katie and Dakota barfed.
"Ok. So that's the end of the first round" Chris announced.
"Both teams have 13 people standing. Seal meat's amazing isn't it" Chris asked with a smirk.
"Oh yes. It was delightful. I wish I could eat it for the rest of my life." Noah replied sarcastically.
"I'm glad you liked it" said the host, "Now we move on to round two. Drink some water if you want to."
Most of them drank the water which was kept on each of their tables.
"Feels kinda better I guess" Cody said.
"Don't worry Cody. You'll always feel great when I'm next to you." Sierra said. Cody gulped.
"Ok here's the 2nd dish" The host continued, "It's sold as street food in mostly China and Singapore."
"OOOOOOOOO! Chinese food! Bring it on." Owen said excitedly.
"In that case you're gonna love this one. Bring it in Chef." Said Chris.
Chef brought a bowl each of soup which had something pink and reddish.
Harold asked "What the heck is this pink thingy?"
"Pig's brain. Its pig's brain soup" Chris said.
Harold, Gwen, Lehshawna, Sadie and Heather barfed immediately. Duncan, Alejandro and Trent somehow held it back.
"Quick response." Chris said laughing. "Rest of you eat up."
Owen ate the whole thing without even knowing what it was.
Justin asked in amazement "How the hell did you eat pig's brain?"
"It's pig brain soup? But it tasted like the crocodile paw I ate in Singapore." Owen replied. Justin barfed.
Duncan, Geoff, Trent, Zoey and Mike ate holding their noses. Eva too. Sierra and Cameron also finished somehow.
"Sorry guys. I can't take this. I have to take a dump" Trent said and he ran out. On seeing Trent go, Cody also got triggered and he ran to the bathroom.
Whoever was seated swallowed but after 4 minutes DJ couln't hold in and he barfed.
"That's end of round 2. Lemme bring the intern to clean this mess." Chris said.
After cleaning was over the host continued. "We had a lot of barfing in this round and a couple of dumpsters. So for the next round it's gonna be 9 tigers against 8 bulls."
Chris started again, "Let's bring something you all love..."
"Oh no." Duncan said facepalming.
"Who loves pizza?" Chris asked
"Who doesn't love pizza, man?" Geoff said holding his fists clenched up.
"Chef bring it." Chris ordered. Chef brought 9 slices of pizza for the tigers and 8 for the bulls.
Chris started elaborating about the pizza, "This pizza has an authentic bread base with one of a kind melt in the mouth cheese on top garnished with…"
"Pepperoni, tomatoes and finely diced chicken?" Owen asked drooling.
"Nope. With the bread base stuffed with squid's ink and topped with squashed and fried crispy cockroaches." Chris said.
"Isn't squid's ink toxic?" Courtney asked.
"Don't worry we tried the dish with our interns and they're 100% fine." Chris said.
Confessional: Chris
"Actually two of our interns are in the hospital admitted with diarrhoea and food poisoning after eating this and I don't know about the 3rd one. But our campers needn't know this." He smiled
End Confessional: Chris
"Ok everyone eat up." Chris said.
Everyone ate their slices hoping the cheese would block the taste of the cockroaches. But Sierra, Alejandro, Mike and Geoff couldn't hold their barf.
A while later Jo also gave up and she ran out.
"Ok end of round 3. Now its 6 vs 6." Chris said "Man I'm loving this. We'll start round 4 in a couple of minutes. Drink water if you want now."
Duncan, Noah, Cameron, Zoey, Scott and Courtney chugged down their jugs of water kept on their respective tables.
"Now for round 4. The dish is Tuna Eyeballs sprinkled with fried locusts."
This time Courtney, Lightning, Noah and Zoey barfed.
"4 down already. Nice." Chris laughed.
Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel and Lindsay looked at each other counted to three and chowed down their dishes.
Owen already finished. Scott saw what the bulls did and he told his teammates to do the same. Cameron and Izzy obeyed.
3 minutes later it was Cameron's turn to leave to the communal.
A minute later Izzy, Lindsay and Eva also barfed.
"NOO! I held it for so long" Eva shouted.
"You were amazing out there Eva you too Lindsay." Geoff said and gave them a high five, "Now I just hope our dudes can hold on for the last round."
"That's it. So it's a 2v2 for the final round: Scott and Owen for the bulls and Duncan and Ezekiel for the Tigers" Chris said.
"Congrats on reaching till this round without barfing or going for the dump. Before we move on lemme tell you what's waiting for you in round 5." Chris said, "In this round you'll have 2 dishes. A bowl of each. All you have to do is finish whatever is there in both the bowls without leaving a single drop. Once each one of you does so, you have to hold on for 10 minutes without barfing or going to the bathroom. Whichever team has more people still standing wins today and the losers will go to the elimination ceremony. Any questions?"
"How am I still alive?" Duncan asked.
"Not a valid question. Any others? Good." Chris said.
"So we start round 5. Bring in the bowls Cheffo." Chris told Chef.
The first bowl had some kind of soup and the second had something fried and crispy but did not look good to eat.
"So in the first bowl its chicken…" Chris was saying when Heather interrupted "They get chicken soup? What the hell?!"
"You didn't let me finish. Chicken feet soup sprinkles with anchovies and the second bowl has fried spider legs." Chris said.
Heather said keeping her palm to her mouth, trying not to barf again, "I take that back."
"3… 2… 1… EAT!" the host shouted.
Owen finished his soup pretty quickly gulping down every one of the anchovies and the chicken foot. Scott too made good progress with his soup.
Ezekiel and Duncan started off with the spiders.
"These things are nasty man." Duncan said to Ezekiel.
"I'm kinda fine with it" the prairie boy said. Duncan looked surprised.
Confessional: Ezekiel
"In World Tour when I became a beast I didn't get any proper food so I had to eat whatever I could find. I ate cockroaches and spiders and all. So I was fine with it but still the thing is nasty eh."
End Confessional: Ezekiel
All 4 finalists finished their "meals". Now it was the long 10 minute wait to see whether anyone would barf or go to the bathroom.
Scott was in deep thought. Owen was calm. Duncan and Ezekiel were holding their stomachs.
"1 minute down, campers. Anyone feeling anything?" Chris asked.
"Don't trigger it Mclean" Duncan said.
"That's what I should do right now." Chris said.
"Douche" muttered Duncan.
After a long long wait, Chris announced that it became 9 minutes.
When there were 10 seconds left, Scott got up and ran outside.
"And that's it. The tigers win!" Chris announced.
The tigers started celebrating. Duncan and Ezekiel ran out to the bathrooms.
"Well held on by Duncan and Zeke. Owen, you get immunity tonight for staying till the last. So Bulls, tough luck. You were close to making a tie but poor Scott couldn't hold on. So I'm gonna meet you today in the elimination ceremony in an hour. Tigers you're safe for tonight." Chris said.
Confessional: Scott:
"Thought I went to take a dump didn't ya. Well no. I came directly here. I know one thing that is even if we lose today, which we did, I won't be sent home cuz all the spotlight is on the surfer girl and the allergy girl. So I'm off the hook. Now I just have to decide whom to vote out."
End Confessional: Scott
"So whom are we voting off" Courtney asked Heather and Gwen.
"I guess better we take Bridgette down." Heather said.
"But don't you she's important as a team player" Gwen said.
"Hmm… You're right. I guess I'll go with Beth then. She's already annoying me." Courtney said.
"Owen listen. Vote for Beth. We need to clear off deadweights first." Alejandro said.
"Okay." Owen replied.
The camera then turned to the campfire pit where all the Bulls' members were seated.
"Welcome to the first Elimination Ceremony of this season. In a few minutes you're gonna cast your votes and 1 camper who doesn't get a badge will walk the dock of shame, take the boat of losers and go home. Clear?" Chris asked.
Everybody nodded.
"Good." Chris continued, "so the first badge goes to Owen cuz he got immunity."
Owen caught his badge and ate it forgetting that it wasn't a marshmallow. "Oww! My teeth." He screamed.
"Wow. Very smart Owen" Justin said.
"So the next badge goes to Gwen."
"Yes!" She exclaimed after catching it.
"The next badge goes too…"
"Alejandro"
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"Heather. So last three. Scott, Beth and Bridgette." Chris said. "The two girls bailed without tasting any meal and Scott could have saved your butts if he could have held his for 10 more seconds. Anyways the next badge goes to…"
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"Oh yeah." Scott said.
"Can't say that I didn't expect you two here. But one of you has to go. Let's see who that's gonna be. Ok so the camper to get the last and final badge of today is…"
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"Bridgette. Beth looks like you're a goner." Chris said.
"Why am I eliminated? I told you guys that I have an allergy to seals. That's why I didn't eat it." Beth said.
"Listen Beth. Let me say this straight to you. Anyone who messes with me pays for it." Courtney said.
"And you were getting kinda annoying girl." Leshawna said.
"How am I annoying? Anyways what's the use. You don't know how important I am." Beth said.
"Yeah… yeah… off you go." Courtney said.
"Ok Beth time to leave. Get your bags." Chris said.
"Bye everyone. Good luck except you." Beth said pointing at Courtney.
Courtney just waved her hands with a smirk as Beth boarded the boat and left the island.
"Ok. That's the end of today. Bulls, 15 of you are safe… for now" Chris said "You may leave now."
Bulls Guys Cabin:
"Man, Courtney had burning fire in her eyes at Beth" Justin said.
"Sometimes she just becomes too scary" Cody said.
"Not as much as Sierra though" said Cameron, "she's treating me like Cody no.2 ever since All Stars."
Cody and Justin gave out a laugh.
"Where's Owen?" Alejandro asked.
"Probably in the bathroom again." Scott replied.
"How have you not gone twice?" the Spaniard asked.
Scott replied with a shudder, "Don't know. Maybe I dumped everything in one go."
Scott could see Alejandro wasn't too convinced with that reply. So he turned to the other side.
Bulls Girls Cabin:
"Thanks for not voting me off" Bridgette said to the rest of the girls.
"You have some use in this team apart from her. She's basically useless." Courtney said.
"We all know you got angry at her after she shouted at you" said Dakota.
Courtney shrugged.
"We shouldn't lose the next one" said Heather, "I mean look at their team. We got almost all the strong ones".
"They do have Eva, Jo, Zoey, Duncan and Harold" Gwen said.
"Ok, you see our team? We have someone for every challenge." Heather said.
"Hmm… you're right. We'll win the next one don't worry." Said Gwen.
Tigers Guys Cabin:
"Dude how are you holding on to your bowels man?" Geoff asked.
"What do you mean? I already went 4 times." Duncan said.
"Oh. How about you Zeke?" Geoff asked.
"I don't know eh. Maybe 3." Ezekiel replied.
"Where's DJ?" Tyler asked.
"He's meditating with Dawn" said Duncan.
"With Dawn?" Tyler asked.
The camera panned to inside the woods where DJ and Dawn were cross legged and meditating. Bunny also was in the same pose as the two.
"Your bunny's pretty cute DJ. How did it learn to meditate?" Dawn said pausing her meditation.
"I taught it to stay calm and do some cool stuff too. I love these guys." DJ replied holding bunny.
"Ok let's get back. Slowly breathe in and breathe out. Listen the surroundings. You can hear every small sound" Dawn said as she and DJ along with bunny closed their eyes in meditation.
"Yeah. I think our DJ boy has found his match after 5 seasons" Duncan added.
"Man! We gotta support him dude." Geoff said.
"Yeah totally!" Trent said.
Suddenly Harold came into the cabin.
"Ahh! 6th round in the bathroom done." Harold said.
Duncan winked at Geoff and he started acting "MAN! That pig brain soup was disgusting. All that pink and redness of the pig man. The thing was all gooey and slimy…"
Harold got all uncomfortable "Oh no. Time for round number 7." the geek said and he ran to the bathroom. Duncan and the others started laughing.
Noah was reading a book on the beach and Mike was with him.
Tigers Girls Cabin:
Eva and Jo were having a push up contest.
"112… 113… 114…" Katie counted.
Jo went down at that time.
"And Eva wins." Zoey proclaimed.
"Told you I'll win." Eva said.
"Fine here's 10 bucks." Jo said and passed her the note.
Nothing else significant happened in any of the cabins. So the camera panned to Chris on the dock of shame.
"What an awesome day we... I mean "I" had today haha! Amazing challenges and drama is on their way and today's challenge was a good start. Will Eva find out who that dark figure was? Will Scott ever stop sabotaging his team? Will DJ and Dawn become a couple? Tune in next time to find out on TOTAL… DRAMA… MAYHEM!"
Voting Confessionals:
Alejandro: I told Owen to vote for Beth cuz I guess most probably she's gonna leave. So I vote for Bridgette. I mean like what if we get a tie? 2 of them may go home.
Beth: Courtney! Courtney! Courtney! OUT!
Bridgette: I know I'm one of the targets today so I guess I'll vote for Beth. Sorry.
Cody: I feel Beth has to go.
Courtney: B-E-T-H goes.
Gwen: Beth's going home.
Heather: Bridgette can be real trouble if she stays on. So surfer girl's has my vote.
Izzy: Izzy vote for Bridgette.
Justin: Beth better go. Who knows what all allergies she has.
Leshawna: Beth's leaving.
Owen: Ale told me to vote for Beth. So Beth. Sorry.
Sierra: Bridgette. Beth said she had allergies.
Cameron: Bridgette maybe. Sorry.
Scott: I'll vote randomly. Hmm… lets vote for Bridgette.
Dakota: Beth. That girl has no fashion sense. That's not why I'm voting for her though.
Lightning: Sha- Lightning doesn't want non- athletes in the team so Beth.
Beth: 9 votes.
Bridgette: 6 votes.
Courtney: 1 vote.
HELLO EVERYONE. THIS WAS A REALLY QUICK UPDATE. I'M HAPPY WITH THIS ONE TOO. I PLANNED TO FINISH WRITING THIS BEFORE MY EXAMS START AND I DID FINISH. IF YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER DON'T FORGET TO GIVE YOUR REVIEWS. I GOT ABOUT 3 OF THEM FOR THE LAST CHAPTER. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SUPPORT. IT MIGHT ACTUALLY TAKE ME A WHILE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER TO COME UP CUZ MY EXAMS START ON 27TH THIS MONTH. ANYWAYS SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME. BYE!