Last time on Hyperdimension Overclocked... Andrew and the CPUs had a dinner party at Noire's sanctuary believe it or not. Neptune insisted on sleeping over there and now it has come to this... some sick perv stole the poor twins! But they do not know that as these words are typed so let's find out what happens next!

The dawn approaches and some of the goddesses are still asleep, especially Neptune and Andrew. Blanc on the other hand, decides to wake up only to find something completely unexpected, or expected, depending if you are the reader.

She screams which gets every goddess' attention but Andrew and Neptune's as they stayed up later eating pudding, "They're gone." Blanc says this horrified and worried but trying to keep the calm tone.

Noire asks, "How did this even happen?" Being actually almost as worried.

Vert frowns, "My, I wonder what could happen to them?"

Noire replies coming up with an answer, "It's obvious exactly... they were kidnapped!"

Blanc asks, "Who would kidnap them?"

The goddesses think for a moment and Blanc says, "Can it be?"

Noire tries to deny that assumption, "No way... he is dead! We're sure of it! We defeated him!"

Nepgear being really worried by this says, "Goodness... we must find them!"

IF nods, "But who knows where they could have gone. It could take days to find them and they might relocate if we waste too much time."

Blanc feels something from that, "What can we do?"

Everyone looks at Neptune and Andrew who are cuddling subconsciously, Noire shouts at them, "Hey, lovebirds! Up and at em'!" Real close to their ears to make sure that they wake up for sure.

Neptune jolts awake from the shout, "Gah! I'm up!"

Andrew did not wake up from Noire shouting but Neptune shouting woke him up alright, "Ugh... five more minutes..." Being distorted a bit.

Noire replies to his laziness, "Five minutes is not an option! We got bigger problems!"

Neptune sits up, "Like what?" Not knowing what's going on.

Nepgear tells her sisters what's up, "The twins... has disappeared." Frowning from this.

Neptune's eyes widens, "Whoa! How did that happen?"

Noire tries repeating what IF had said the best she could, "We don't know for certain but if we don't hurry soon, the kidnapper will relocate with the twins and we'll never find them. This is all your fault for having a sleepover, you know!"

Neptune feels threatened by that, "My fault? How?"

"If we didn't have the stupid sleepover, then we wouldn't have gathered this much share energy that the kidnapper obviously tracked down." Noire replies trying to come up with something to blame Neptune for.

Vert tries give her opinion, "Playing the blame game won't solve matters. I say that we work as a team to find those sweet twins."

Neptune nods, "Yeah! Listen to Verty, Noire!"

Vert nods, "Now... maybe Andy could help here. He is a GPU, after all."

Andrew fell back asleep, snoring away in this whole mess.

Neptune pinches Andrew, "Wake up! We got something bad happening and if I have to be woken up then you have to as well!"

Andrew jolts back awake, "Ow... ok."

Vert asks politely, "Now then... do you have something in your programming that can track down the twins and the kidnapper, Andy?"

Andrew replies dumbfoundedly, "The twins has been kidnapped?" Obviously not paying any attention to the situation.

ZAP!

Noire grumbles from Andrew's laziness, "Thanks, Andrew's watch."

Xelor beeps, "Call me Xelor and glad to be of assistance."

Andrew apologizes, "Sorry... I am not a morning person but I am concerned as much as everybody else. Of course I'll help and... I might be able to track them down."

Neptune cheers, "Awesome Andy the detective! We'll solve the case and beat the kidnapper up until he's black and blue!"

Andrew asks, "Does anyone know who could have taken them?"

Blanc responds calmly, "We do know one. He has kidnapped them before. His name was CFW Trick but we defeated him years ago."

Andrew says asking, "Years ago? How old are you goddesses?"

Noire asks Andrew from his response, "She told you about the one who could have kidnapped them and you are asking her how old we are?"

Andrew nods, "Yeah, because some of you looked like you haven't devel-"

As soon as Andrew sees Blanc's pissed off meter rising, he quickly tries to retract his statement, "Um... I mean as if that's not as important as having a great personality which all of you have."

Blanc starts to lose her temper, "Finish that sentence... I dare you."

Andrew sweatdrops, "Err... Isn't it more important to find your sisters then to cut me up into pieces?" Trying to change the subject so he could avoid Blanc's fiery wrath.

Blanc sighs and nods, "You're right."

Andrew continues, "Phew... ok, so this CFW Trick guy... how bad is he?"

Noire replies describing him, "He's a really huge pervert! He has a thing for little girls."

Andrew sweatdrops, "Oh... that kind of guy. Hmm... yeah, he has to pay all right. I'll go track him down for you, Blanc."

Blanc nods, "Thank you, Andrew."

Andrew gets up and transforms into his GPU form, "My pleasure! The guys I can't stand is guys with bad touches."

Neptune asks, "Are you able to find him, Andy?"

Andrew presents a thumbs up, "No problem! I got a heat seeking mode in my visor that can find his trail in no time!" He lowers his visor and walks around the room looking for the trail and... "Got it! It's a trail of splotches, seems to be saliva... what?" Questioning the drops of saliva trail.

Neptune explains the Trick guy's deal, "Yeah, he gets his sick kicks by wrapping them in his long gross tongue."

Andrew looks over to the window and opens it and sees the trail along a path, "Yep, he's going to get it big time."

Noire tells Andrew, "Wow, you seem vengeance seeking."

Andrew nods, "Yeah! I don't like guys taking advantage of girls so... he's going down. Any of you are welcome to join me on this hunt or rather... all of you."

Everyone nods and Blanc says, "What is your plan?"

Andrew laughs at his plan he's thinking of, "Yeah... I'm going to give him a surprise of his life. Ok, I'll go in solo and try to get him to surrender the twins and if that doesn't work, well... we'll beat the crap out of him!"

Noire replies, "Very simplistic but sounds satisfying to us."

Andrew smiles, "Nice! You all are on board! Let's move out, girls!" He jumps out of the window and says, "By the way, any method you wish to punish him is what I hope for. Let's go!" He runs off following the trail behind of saliva.

Blanc transforms into HDD form and shouts, "You heard him! That bastard must pay hard core!" She flies out first following Andrew.

Neptune laughs sheepishly, "The both of them seems eager for this."

Eventually, the others follow him. Andrew keeps looking at the ground following the trail but knows where he's going just in case he hits something because, GPS. Xelor asks, "Why are you this eager to take Trick down?"

Andrew replies, "I hate guys who would do this to any girl. I've seen it alot in high school but I'm too weak to do anything to those guys. The jocks... are a good example. But, they never went this far."

Xelor understands, "So you dislike males assaulting females? Seems reasonable."

Andrew nods, "You got it, buddy!"

Well, let's see what sicko Trick has been doing with the girls. Well, they are still asleep but not for long, they soon woke up unknowing what just happened to them. "Ugh... what time is it?" Ram asks Rom.

Before Rom could reply, Trick answers her, "Licking time, my sweets! "He licks his mouth getting ready to have his way with them.

The both of them screaming and Rom says, "What?! We defeated you... how are you here?"

Trick laughs, "It's funny but they gave me another shot towards the CPUs! I just know how much you cuties missed me so here I am!"

Ram shouts, "We didn't miss you and we hate you, leave us alone!" They are about to go HDD on his ass until Trick wraps them with his tongue cancelling it. "What? What happened to our transformation?"

Trick smiles, "Keh keh! Isn't it obvious, cuties? I've ingested anti share energy that prevents you from transforming, but not to worry... it has been modified for it to not harm you. I couldn't bare to doing that to you, my lovelies!" He 'plays' with them with his tongue.

Ram and Rom screams as loud so they could hope to get someone to hear them, "Somebody help us!"

Of course, Andrew and the goddesses are on their way with Andrew and Blanc taking the lead. "Almost there... only several blocks left to go until we get to the sicko's base of operations."

Blanc or rather, White Heart grins from this, "Great, because when I get there I'm going to ram my axe so far up his ass that-"

Andrew interrupts her murderous rant about Trick, "Hey! We're here so no more talk about ramming things and you actually get to do it. But, I rather not watch it, though."

Blanc flies down to Andrew in front of the entrance of the Trick's hideout, "Stand back, I'm busting this f*cking door down!"

Andrew's eyes widens, "Whoa! Ok, we're going to have to censor that and..." Andrew sees what Blanc is doing and something alerts Andrew to make her stop and he grabs her axe, "Wait!"

Blanc shouts, "Why the hell would I want to do that?! He's in there and I can punish him for stealing my sisters!"

Andrew points at a box next to the door, "That's security, if you strike that door, it will repel your attack with an electric shock double of how much strength you put into it. If you want to be a masochist then be my guest but it's not going to get that door down." He lets go of Blanc's axe.

Blanc stops her attack and transforms back, "I apologize, my form enrages me and sometimes I block out all reason. Thank you for stopping me."

The others catch up to Blanc and Andrew, Neptune notices the door, "Oh, we're locked out? No prob! Let Neptune Nep out this door lickety split!" She attempts to strike the door, Glue who was on top of her head jumps down knowing what will happen.

Andrew tries to warn her, "Wait! That's-"

Too late, Neptune gets a very nasty shock, "Oops... my bad." She falls down unconscious.

Andrew sighs, "Tried to warn you, Nep! That door is protected by a security box."

Noire asks, "Is there a secret way inside?"

Andrew looks around and shakes his head, "It will do the same as the door if you tried sneaking in, the only way is to disable the security system from the inside."

Noire complains, "That's a shame because how are we going to disable it if we can't even get inside?"

Nepgear looks concerned, "Goodness... not even I could disable this." She looks down at Neptune, "Neptune! Are you alright?" Seeing that she isn't waking up from the shock.

Neptune is still out cold dazed, Xelor tried not laughing but does anyway, "The obvious obstacle that you clearly ignored amuses me."

Andrew ignores Xelor's remark and tells everyone, "Ok, I'm going to go inside the security box just like I did with Vert's computer and exit from the operating system and disable it. I will give a signal for you all to go in and fight Trick with me. I promise you all will get a chance to kick his ass with me. So... Compa, just treat Neptune's wounds in the meantime, ok?"

Compa nods, "Yessy... Nep Nep, you are going to be ok." She runs over to Neptune and brings out her nurse kit and works on her.

Andrew nods, "Ok... here I go!" He runs towards the box and jumps inside and he becomes a surgical current inside it.

Glue barks and slips underneath the door no problem, Noire shouts from that, "Great! So a GPU and a dogoo can get inside but we goddesses are powerless against it?"

Vert replies, "It seems to be the case, sometimes there are things that we cannot do. I suggest waiting patiently for Andy to open the door for us."

Noire nods, "Fine." She looks down at Neptune, "So, is she going to be alright, Compa?"

Compa nods, "Yes, she's just has burn marks all over her body. I might need to wrap some bandages around her sensitive areas."

Realizing where this is going, Noire says while blushing, "N-not while we're outside! That will get people's attention!"

IF says, "Just hold off on those areas until we get home."

Compa nods, "Ok." She continues to help Neptune recover.

Andrew flies into the systems guts and somehow hearing everything going on outside, "Boy, I'm glad I left in time! So, Xelor... what is this stuff?" He sees that he's like in hyper-speed and grinding on wiry surfaces.

Xelor replies, "It's what you think it is. You're in the system's mainframe and you will come out of it when you get to the end, you could hack it and reprogram it but I recommend not doing that because who knows what you will do to it."

Andrew nods, "Yeah, and it's also a rule here apparently." He sees monsters gliding across other wires near him, "Oh, great! Antibodies of this machine here to destroy the almighty virus that is I! Too bad for these guys is that this virus is unstoppable!" He brings out his armcannon and shoots them with enerblasts.

It seems to work as these antibody dudes are very weak sauce. "Yahoo! I was never a fan of FPS' but this is loads of fun!" Andrew shoots as many monsters as he can on his wire grinding trip.

Xelor beeps, "It's more like an on rail shooter to me."

Andrew shrugs, "Eh, it's really the same thing for me." As he jumps up and kicks a monster which makes it hit another one and he lands on another wire. Weird energy balls float around that are remains of these monsters and they go into Andrew which accelerates him faster in this trip. "Whoa! That was cool!"

Xelor explains, "The more of those you destroy, the more faster you become since there are less prohibiting you."

Andrew raises a fist, "Amazing! If only I could share this with any of the goddesses, they would sure have a blast like I am!" As he shoots another enerblast at a monster completing a pun that he just made. Even if it's a bad one.

Andrew keeps on fight the monsters that doesn't seem to be increasing on difficulty at all and he sighs, "Ok! Now it's starting to get boring."

Xelor beeps, "I concur, just blow past them and be done with it. The twins are still waiting, you know."

Andrew nods, "You're right! Out of my way, boring creatures!" He boosts past all the monsters that doesn't seem to even care anymore as they know what they are, weak and boring.

Andrew gets to the end of gets warped out of the mainframe and into the hideout, he arrives at a higher level and is about to tumble over on top of a railing. He sees that it will be a long drop despite that he doesn't take falling damage. "Whoa... what a fall that would be." Andrew gets his footing straightened out and jumps back next to the machine he exited from.

"Let's see... machine goes off." Andrew flips the switch and it powers down, he brushes his hands together and presents a thumbs up, "Not bad! Now to find that pedo and the twins he stole." Glue catches up to Andrew and jumps on his shoulders happily, "Aw... ok, you can help, too." Andrew says to his dogoo that barks happily.

Andrew runs down a flight of stairs but makes sure that he doesn't get seen by anything.

Trick continues to lick the twins and the twins yell even more, "Cry and scream all you want but you aren't going to attract anyone, my cuties!"

"Pervert..." Andrew's voice echos eerily for Trick.

Trick looks around and doesn't see anyone, "Must be my imagination."

"Bad touch..." Andrew says haunting Trick.

Trick darts his head looking for the voice, "Show yourself!"

Trick looks a direction and sees Andrew sitting on a railing taunting him, "You found me and now would the real pedophile please stand up?"

Trick stands up, "Who are you?"

Andrew jumps down next to him, "Does it really matter? What matters is that I'm here for the twins now. You know... how I know to take care of kids far better than you can. Seriously... you aren't supposed to lick them like that."

Trick shouts, "How would you know?! My cuties love me!"

Ram shouts, "No, we don't!"

Trick licks them up more, "Feisty ones! I like that!"

Andrew gags, "Ugh... I think I need to find a rape whistle for you to get the hint."

Rom asks, "That exists?" Ram suggests, "Maybe we should shout it! Rape!" Rom shouts a bit more quietly than Ram, "Rape!" They continue doing this.

Trick scolds Andrew, "What have you done?! You dirtied my cuties forever by teaching them that!"

Andrew replies, "Nope... you've already done that for me. Now... could you give them over before I have to go by force?" He punches his fist into a palm signifying his point.

Trick shakes his head, "Nope. I don't care what you do to them! I will still love them!"

Andrew sighs, "Have it your way..." He goes towards the front door and then is about to twist the door handle. "CPU squad... attack!" He opens the door and a whole bunch of pissed off CPUs and their friends glare at Trick with a death stare.

Trick shouts, "No! You're with the CPUs! I should have known!"

Blanc with the scariest death stare ever shouts, "Am I going to have to drive my hammer up you ass for you to get it?!" She swings her hammer and slams it down with great force.

Andrew shrugs, "I warned you, bro! Hell... I would have done this anyway!" Making a mischievous grin. "You're going to get your ass torn up a new one."

All the CPUs in their HDD forms charge at Trick but Trick doesn't look like he's scared. He shoots out his tongue at them and grounds them. Because all of their forms are gone. He laughs, "Keh keh! I've ingested anti share energy! You cannot touch me!"

Andrew sighs, "Well... that sucks. Because I'm going to have to do something about that!" Andrew whistles for his dogoo to transform into a short sword, but he also glows with the same energy as Andrew when he transforms. Glue turns into a blue futuristic sword hilt and when Andrew grabs it, a light blue laser sword blade comes out of it. "Awesome!"

Blanc asks politely, "Please kick his ass harder for me."

Andrew chuckles, "With pleasure!" Andrew rushes for the pedo as he dodges every tongue attack Trick throws at him.

Trick panics and says, "Wait! Let's talk about this!"

Andrew doesn't listen to Trick and strikes him in the gut, "Light speed stab!" He shouts as he thrusts his lasor short sword into Trick.

Trick barfs up a red cross and it gets flung outside. "Ugh... no, my power."

Andrew jumps back and retracts his sword, "CPU invulnerability... gone. He's all yours, ladies!" He steps out of the way gentlemen like as the CPU powers up again... including Rom and Ram.

Without any remorse for Trick, every CPU unleash their devastating move on him and he gets blasted away to who knows where. Blanc says, "That takes care of that bastard." She and the others transforms back to normal.

Andrew cheers, "Yeah! Rescue mission accomplished!"

Uni says, "He was really weak."

Noire agrees, "Yeah, once Andrew took away his shield, he was done for."

Andrew laughs, "Yeah... that's what I do! Take away the enemy's shields and you girls finish them off.

Neptune says feeling all better, "And that what makes us depend on you!"

Andrew laughs more, "Yeah. So, I guess we are done here now." He transforms to normal. "Boy... making jokes like that really takes it out on me."

Neptune replies, "Yeah, you really need to take years of work to master the art of corny joke telling!"

Andrew nods and groans, "I think I'm going to leave those to you for now on until I recover my joke points."

With that out of the way, Ram and Rom reunites with Blanc, "Sister, we missed you!" Ram says to Blanc.

Blanc nods, "I missed you, too."

Andrew looks at them feeling the moment as well, "That's sweet. I guess everything is fine now."

Rom, being the innocent one says, "Andrew taught us a new defensive word."

Andrew's eyes widens, "Uh oh..."

Blanc replies, "And what's that?"

Ram says announcing it, "Whenever some kidnaps you, we can shout 'Rape!' and someone will come and help us."

Blanc says knowing how bad that is and angers up, "Is that so?"

Andrew steps away, "Um... I'm going to go now."

Neptune asks Andrew, "Whoa! What did you taught them?"

Andrew shrugs, "No idea. My form cannot keep his mouth shut." He backs away further from Blanc. "I guess I'm going to go now, K?"

Blanc asks Andrew politely but angered, "No... please stay there while I beat some sense into you telling you what you should NOT teach little sisters." She brings out her hammer.

Andrew replies while waving his hands, "Um... that's quite alright. I get the message already, you don't have to trouble yourself."

Blanc says walking slowly towards Andrew, "No... it'll be my pleasure."

Neptune asks Andrew, "Um... I think you better run, Andy."

Andrew nods, "Yeah, but if I did that, she would be even more pissed off than she already is and I do not want to do that."

Neptune says surprised, "So... you are going to take the hit?"

Andrew nods gulping, "If that's what must be done to make her happy."

Noire says kind of impressed, "Whoa... you actually got guts inside that normal body, Andrew."

Andrew nods, "That and I cannot actually move since I think my legs are paralyzed by fear."

Ram asks Andrew, "If you survive our sister's attack, you should play with us." Rom nods, "Yes, you were great."

Andrew nods, "Ok..."

Blanc swings up her hammer and delivers a powerful blow striking Andrew launching him back at the now abandoned building and slamming him at a wall, "Ok... I forgive you now, Andy."

Neptune and everyone else is shock with Neptune saying, "I think you just killed Andy! The story is now over!"

And so it is.. Andrew is dead and now... just kidding!

"Ugh..." Andrew gets up coughing a bit of blood, "That hurts... I guess I deserved that."

Neptune rushes over to Andrew's aid, "How are you still alive after that?!" Surprised as everybody else.

Andrew shrugs, "I don't know. I come from a dimension where something like that would have killed me."

Xelor beeps, "I do not know either. But I am relieved that I do not have to search for a new vessel."

Andrew tries hobbling over towards the CPUs and his friends but doesn't have the strength to do so, "I... am very tired."

Neptune nods, "I got ya!" She tries picking up Andrew and putting him on her back, "Whoa! You're lighter than you look! I guess you are just bone and squishy flesh after all!"

Andrew tries letting out a laugh, "Yeah..."

Neptune recovers Andrew to the group, "He said he's alright. He just needs some rest."

Everybody else gives a sigh of relief. Blanc apologizes, "I am sorry, Andy. I am happy that you took that, though."

Andrew groans, "I'm sorry, too... since I said that. Ugh... how am I still alive? I feel like I shouldn't."

Neptune says, "That's the power of being the main character, Andy! Embrace it!"

Andrew cheers weakly, "Yay..."

Neptune smiles, "Now we can be hurt together!"

Andrew cheers again the same way, "Double yay..." He evidently passes out at this point.

End of chapter? Yeah, end of chapter. What happens next time for Andrew? And how did he survive Blanc's attack like a boss? Find out next time! See ya later and... happy reading!