Last time on Birth of a GPU, Andrew did some rigorous training with Plutia and got really sore and now… he's in some deep shit with Noire since he accidentally teleporting into the bathtub with her He's currently on the run.

Lastation Basilicom (3:55 PM)

As Andrew runs for his life, an angry Noire is chasing him, "I'll teach you to be sneaking into my bathroom, you stupid pervert!" She's in HDD form at this point.

Andrew shouts at her from afar, "I said I'm sorry! And it wasn't on purpose, I swear! I already said that so please stop trying to kill me, ok?!" He has his hands straight as he forms the pumps of his arms for running away from the pissed off goddess.

Andrew runs by Uni who waves at Andrew, "Hi Andy, what brings you here?"

Andrew runs past her and shouts to her, "No time! I need to run away from your sister!"

Uni looks confused and she sees her sister in HDD form, "What happened, Noire!"

Black Heart shouts angrily, "I need to teach our GPU a little lesson! That's all!"

Uni nods, "Oh. Would you like me to help?" Looking hopeful that her sister might be able to use her assistance.

Black Heart shakes her head and shouts, "This is something that needs to be done by me!" She goes after her target again.

Uni just looks downcast at the floor, "Oh, alright then. I'll just find someone else to hang out with."

Andrew keeps on running and soon to be running out of steam, "Damn it… I'm getting tired, and I think it's all that exercising I did today. And it looks like she's catching up to me." He looks behind him, "Wait." He looks in front of him and sees her charging at him, "Shit!" He then stops running and pants, "Please… I… didn't mean it. Histoire from the Ultradimension messed up on the portal summoning and I…"

Black Heart stares angrily at Andrew and says, "Are you telling the truth, because if you are lying to me…" She growls at Andrew and readies her weapon.

Andrew nods, "Oh god, yes! I'm telling the truth! There's no need to attack me, I… didn't see anything, really, you were all soapy anyway." He scratches the side of his head nervously.

Black Heart sighs and then turns back into regular Noire, "I suppose I'll forgive you this once, but you owe me now." She lays her hands on her hips with that exasperated look on her face.

Andrew sighs, "What, do I have to clean or something?" He hunches over being exasperated as well.

Noire shouts, "Stand up straight! Now, I don't know if you will be cleaning but I'll make you do something. I'll think about it some more, in the meantime, you go back to your precious Neptune and I'll try to forget this ever happened." She then leaves Andrew behind.

Andrew then calls out with his hands in defense, "But, I'm not a pervert, ok? Please don't label me as one." Noire already left at this point and Andrew says with a shrug gesture of his hands, "And she's gone, well then." He then looks up to see Glue on his head, "I guess we have to pay Neptune a visit… wait!" He pulls out the N Gear, "I still have this! I can't believe I forgot to mention this to Nepgear and I could have just told her to send me back." He groans, "Noire is right, I am an idiot."

Noire shouts out, "You sure are!" Calling out from who knows where and for some reason still being able to hear Andrew insulting himself.

Andrew looks over where Noire is shouting from, "You hear that one, all right." He makes an exasperated sigh, "Guess I'm going to call Nepgear now." He then turns it on and tries to call Nepgear. "I hope they're not busy with a quest, and wow, look, I'm already used to this dimension, I'm talking like them now. It's as if I actually fit in this weird place." He chuckles to himself as he waits for the N Gear to call Nepgear.

Planeptune Basilicom (4:05 PM)

Neptune begins walking around in the living room and then asks Nepgear, "Hey, Nep Jr. have you seen Remy around? I can't find him anywhere!" She then bursts out, "Now, it's boring without Andy! I really miss him!" She flails around comedically.

Nepgear sweatdrops at her flailing sister, she gives him an encouraging smile, "Now, don't worry. Remy is probably going for a walk and I'm sure that Andy-" She hears her N Gear go off.

Neptune exclaims, "Well, speak of the devil! Wowee, my sister must be psychic or something if she can time that so perfectly!"

Nepgear answers it and her immediately asks, "Andy, where are you? You don't seem to be in the Ultradimension anymore."

Andrew nods and replies, "Yeah, my stupid self forgot that you had my way out. Luckily, the Ultra version of Histoire gave me a way back. And I'm currently in Lastation."

Nepgear nods and replies affirming Andrew's location, "I can see that now. What are you doing there and not at Planeptune?"

Andrew gives her a look, "Heh heh… don't ask. Just give me a ride back if you can, ok?"

Nepgear smiles, "Don't worry, Andy. I'm sure that my sis is on it."

Neptune raises an arm in the air, "You bet I am! Transforming… now!" She turns into Purple heart, "Now, let's see how much my little Andy misses me." She flies off.

Nepgear then waves goodbye to Andrew, "There you have it, she'll be here shortly. I'll see you over here, goodbye!" She hangs up and sighs, "I wonder what happened to Remy?"

Planeptune Streets (4:16 PM)

Remy is wandering around in the streets of Planeptune, completely hidden from any CPUs as he's too small to be easily seen, "F*cking goddesses, I still don't like them. Time to finally get rid of them!" He calls Rei through Demo, "Hey, is our new base up and running yet?! I'm tired of crashing at the stupid goddesses' place!"

Rei nods and says, "Yes, I have found a reasonable deal off the internet that offered a two for one sale."

Remy's brow raises as he hears that and he shouts, "Well, then, spit it out! What's it about?! Am I getting ripped off?!"

Rei frantically shakes her head, "N-no no, sir! Just take a look when you get here…" She hangs up.

Remy growls, "My headache is f*cking killing me! I need to see what that chick means by that!" He transforms in the dark alleyway and flies off.

Lastation Streets (4:20 PM)

Andrew begins waiting for Neptune to pick him up, he checks his wrists, "Right, no Xelor, he doesn't even tell time anyway." He unleashes a sigh and sticks his hands into his pockets and taps his foot while he waits for Neptune.

He eventually hears from afar, "Aaaaaannnndy!" Andrew then sees something purple coming right at him.

Andrew knows only too well who that is, "Neptune." He says with a smile. What he didn't expect was this, "N-Neptune?!" He is in shock that Purple Heart just picks him up and holds him in an embrace and spins around with him.

Purple Heart exclaims happily, "I'm so happy that you're back, Andy! I missed you so much!" She hugs him tight and pretty much said something that only her in regular form would say.

Andrew nods, "Y-yeah, I missed you too, but… can you please stop? I'm getting airsickness from this spinning."

Purple Heart nods, realizing she went too far, "Right, sorry. I'll just take us home, then." She then flies off to Planeptune with Andrew in tow.

Planeptune Streets (4:50 PM)

Both Neptune and Andrew begins walking home by now, enjoying delicious pudding, pretty much the typical for them by now, Neptune brings up the question, "So, Andy… what did you do in the Ultradimension with Plutie? Something fun…?" Making a tease at Andrew at the same time.

Andrew sweatdrops and replies to Neptune, scratching his head, "Y-yeah… fun is the word for it." He eats more pudding with Neptune.

Planeptune Streets Dark Alleyway (4:59 PM)

The mysterious guy from before wanders into the alleyway to figure out his surroundings, "This is all different than what I remember, I know for sure that Tari is no more but I need to know where I am now." He goes off in this alleyway to stay low for a while.

He eventually comes across someone, "Hey! I was here first, can you go the other way, gramps?"

He asks the person, "I'm sorry?" Kindly of course.

As he sees more clearly from the alleyway's darkness, it's a girl but since this is a different era than what he is familiar with, he doesn't know her, "I'm trying to spy on someone so I need to go somewhere else." The girl replies to the guy.

The guy nods and says, "Sure, but can you please not call me gramps? My name is Ryan Himiri, thank you very much." Trying to be playful with the girl a bit.

She just replies with, "I call you the way I see you, gramps!" She walks to another building and looks out from the corner of it to look outside for something, "I know he's there, and I'm going to get the jump on him!" She makes a determined face with one hand clenched and the other holding the corner of the building.

Ryan just sighs, "Look, can you please tell me where I am? I'll leave you alone after that, ok?"

She replies looking back at Ryan, "You're in Planeptune, now can you please leave me to my wifey hunting?" She then looks towards the light that is out on the streets again, looking as if she's ready to strike.

Ryan shrugs that off, "Alright, then, see you around, I guess." He goes off, giving a wave to the girl and gees towards the way he came from since he got the information he needed.

Planeptune Streets (5:09 PM)

Neptune and Andrew continues to walk back to the Basilicom, Andrew then asks a question to her, "Hey, why are we walking back instead of flying?"

Neptune gives Andrew a smile while holding her pudding and spoon in her hands, she takes a bite of the pudding and then replies to him, "Because we get to spend some time together, of course!"

Andrew can't argue with that and nods, "Alright, I think I like that sound of that myself. Maybe we shouldn't go back just yet and just hang out for a while. What do you say?" He gives a smile back to Neptune.

Neptune gives Andrew a closed eyed nod and exclaims happily, "I like the sound of that, Andy!" She then twirls around and jumps in the air shouting, "Yep, I do!"

Andrew shushes Neptune as he gestures his hands, "Be quiet, Neptune… somebody might hear us."

Neptune gives a laugh at that, "Who could possibly hear us? And for that matter… why would you be concerned if somebody hears us?"

Andrew gives a shrug of his shoulders, "I have no idea, but I feel that I'm being watched or something…"

"I got you!" And Andrew gets pounced on from out of nowhere! By someone that they both know, "How dare you come back and not let me know about it? You better have not done anything to my wifey!" It was Red this whole time! She sits on top of Andrew's back as she pins her down to the ground, holding him down by his shoulder blades with both arms, looking as fierce as she possible could.

Andrew groans from the impact, "Ugh… Red?" He lays sprawled out from the blow.

Neptune's eyes widen as Red has pushed her GPU to the ground, "What gives, Red?! We were having a good time together!"

Red explains her attack, "But, you're my CPU wifey and I need to defend you at all cost! Besides, it was really fun tackling him!" She gives a smile as she still sits on Andrew's back.

Neptune gives an angry face, "I didn't need saving! Andy didn't do anything! But, I thought that you turned bi for him! Isn't that what you said?"

Red shakes her head, "I shudder at the thought! I would never find a boy like him attractive! And I only said that because I thought he would be gone forever, if I knew he would be back, I would have trained harder for your affections!" She then looks down at Andrew on the ground, "You're my rival and I have defeated you! What do you have to say to that?!"

Andrew grabs a hold of the ground and slowly picks himself back up, "Ugh… I don't know what to say to that."

Red was about to fall off his back, "H-hey!" She flails her arms to keep herself from falling.

Andrew holds her onto his back with his arms as he stands upright, "Here, I got you, Red."

Red makes a pouty face, "Being a gentleman to me won't get you anywhere! I'm not going to fall for you because you're being a good sport! I'll still defeat you!" She shakes her arms in anger.

Neptune saw what Andrew had done and praises him, "Wow! You have gotten stronger, Andy! You picked yourself up after Red had tackled you and while she is still on you!"

Red's cheeks puff up in anger, "Hey! I'm still here and I wish that my wifey would take my side!" She then tears up, "It's not… fair."

Neptune then suggests something to the salty lesbian, "Maybe you could be included into Andy's harem, Red?"

Andrew looks over at Neptune with a confused look, "Eh, what?" Still carrying Red on his back.

Red didn't even like that idea judged by her face, "But, that's against what my dream stands for! I'm the one looking for the ultimate harem, if I was joined into one, then my hunt would be automatically over!" She then says to Neptune and Andrew, "And if I was included into a harem, I don't want it to be a boy's harem!"

Andrew sighs to the stubborn girl, "Well, would it be ok if I was included into your harem, then? Didn't you say I was a candidate for that or something?"

Red shakes her head in disagreement, "I would much rather to be rivals. There's nothing you could say to change my mind!"

Andrew gets fed up with Red's shenanigans and lets her off his back, "Let's go, Neptune. I think I'm in the mood for a game session right about now."

Red gets surprised from Andrew's decision and says, "W-what?"

Neptune smiles and says, "That's a good idea, Andy! Let's go play Road Brawlers like old times. I think I got some cans of Dr. Nepper in the fridge we could drink."

Andrew puts his hands into his pockets nonchalantly, "Welp, let's be off then, Neptune." He begins walking along with Neptune leaving Red behind.

Red gets upset and shouts to them as they walk away from her, "Wait! D-don't leave!" She begins tearing up.

Andrew turns to face Red again and asks, "What about Blaire? Didn't you two hit it off or something?"

Red frowns from that and explains, "About that… well, since she has that model status and all… she's so busy with being famous that she has no time for me. I'm just feeling really lonely right now that I have no wifeys to play with."

Andrew sweatdrops while frowning, "Oh… sorry to hear that. I don't know what help I could do."

Neptune exclaims happily to Red, "Hey! You should just head to the Basilicom with us and play some Road Brawlers with us!"

Andrew points something out to Neptune, "Isn't that a two player game?"

Neptune shrugs her arms, "Any game will do! Even Super Bash Sisters!"

Andrew nods with his arms on his hips, "This is how we'll settle it. If you win, Red, you can have Neptune in your harem."

This alerts Neptune, "Say, what? I didn't agree to that!"

This eagers little Red, "Ooh, I likey the sound of that!" She bounces up and down excitedly.

Neptune gets another idea in her head and she tells Red, "Actually… can you head on to the Basilicom and we can catch up? We actually have another plan in mind for you, I think you are going to love it!"

Andrew asks without any clue about it whatsoever, "We do?"

Neptune nods and covers Andrew's mouth, "We sure do! Now, hurry along, Red!"

Red nods happily, "Ok! I love me some surprises, I hope it's something wifey related!"

Neptune nods, "You guessed it! But, hurry or you'll not know what it is!"

Red rushes along now happily, very eager to find out what Neptune could be planning for her.

Neptune then goes to tell Andrew the game plan, "Ok, hear me out, but I want you to dress up like a girl and persuade Red to join your harem."

Andrew sweatdrops, "But… what harem?"

Neptune gives Andrew a look while holding him by the shoulders, "Don't pretend like you don't know!"

Xelor speaks up from out of nowhere, "Ahem!" He clears his virtual throat.

Neptune gets reminded and pulls out Xelor from her hoodie pocket, "Oh, yeah… I forgot I brought Xelor with me. Whoopsies!" She puts it back on Andrew.

Andrew looks at Xelor and says with a sigh of relief, "I see that Xelor is not anything different."

Xelor beeps saying, "I'm thrilled that you were worried about me, Andrew." Saying this with such a robotic tone.

Neptune explains the plan to Xelor, "We are going to dress Andy as a girl to convince Red that he's totally a wifey candidate! It's only for her to leave him alone and not tackle him again."

Xelor makes a confirming beep as he gets it, "I believe I understand your situation, however, there's something I'd like to clear out first."

Andrew raises an eyebrow, "Huh? What about?"

Xelor explains it to Andrew, "A theory I have. It's about linking up, you've done it successfully plenty of times, correct?"

Andrew nods not knowing where Xelor is going with this, "Yes…?"

Xelor finishes his explanation, "I would like to know what happens if you were to fail that link up."

Neptune shakes her head, "No way! What if Andy were to explode or something! I don't want that to happen to him!"

Xelor ignores Neptune's objection and suggests, "I want you both to transform and do the linking sequence, but this time, be sure to slip up. I want to observe the results in my data."

Andrew shrugs his shoulder, taps on his watch and begins transforming, "I don't see the harm in giving this a try! I'm actually curious myself!"

Neptune tries giving a rebuttal but seem to find one, "Yeah, but… well…" She transforms into Purple Heart, "Very well, Xelly. I'll give it a shot myself. Andy… let us begin." She steps to one side.

Andrew goes to the other side and they do their linking dance as they have done so in the past, but… Andrew burst into the peace sign in mid sequence, "Yeah!" He begins glowing strange flashing colors.

Purple Heart is aware of this and stops the dance and looks, she then says to the audience, "If you could see this, avert your eyes if you are elliptic." She begins to shield her eyes with her arm as it becomes too bright. As it begins to fade, she sees something… off with Andrew, "What's this?"

Purple Heart finds out that Andrew has turned into a girl! She begins to give a chuckle, "Oh my… well it seems that the fate has turned, come to think of it, this actually has worked my plan much more effectively than I previously planned out."

Andrew asks Purple Heart, "What do you mean?" He covers his mouth as he realizes his voice is much more feminine.

Xelor requests Andrew, "Please look at my screen, Andrew."

Andrew looks at Xelor's screen and gasps as he sees his reflection through it, "I'm a girl!" He sees that he has long brown hair and a slenderer face. He then looks down at himself, "Oh my god, I have boobs!" He begins bouncing them around, "W-wow…" He blushes as he messes with them.

Purple Heart observes Andrew's new feminine body, "It looks like you have gotten my HDD form's cup size, I suppose that's would have happened if you messed up that dance, you would have gotten the CPU's bust size and gender. I wonder what would happen if you tried this with Blanc?" She laughs to herself.

Andrew gets upset and shouts, "This isn't funny! Fix this, now!"

Purple Heart shakes her head and turns back to normal, "No way! This is much better than my old plan! Just look at your boobs!" She begins playing with them.

Andrew blushes from embarrassment, "C-cut that out! I can't be like this! This is too weird, even for me! Wait… how can I be called Andrew now?! I'm a girl!"

Neptune thinks of a new name for Andrew's new girl body, "I got it! You will be called Andressa in this body!" She snaps her fingers, "Perfect! I like the sound of that!" She then grabs 'Andressa's' hand and they rush off for the Basilicom.

Planeptune Basilicom (5:25 PM)

Red waits patiently for Neptune and her surprise to come back, she already has the game set up for this occasion, Nepgear goes over to offer her something, "Would you like some tea, Red?" She says with a smile as she crouches down as Red sits in front of the TV.

Red looks over at Nepgear and smiles, "Thanks, Nepgear! This is why you are a wifey candidate!" She grabs a cup of tea that Nepgear has on her plate and drinks some, "This is delicious! I'll savor every last sip!"

Nepgear nods with a smile, "That's so great to hear, I-" She then hears someone come inside the door, "Oh, Big sis! Welcome home!" She bows towards Neptune with respect.

Neptune waves to Nepgear and greets her as well, "How's it going, Nep Jr.!" She then walks over to Red and says, "Now, I have a little surprise for you, Red! I think you're going to love her!"

Red's eyes glisten, "'Her'?! It is a wifey! Oh, you shouldn't have! But, where is she?!" As she looks around for her new wifey.

'Andressa' is hiding being Neptune which Nepgear points out, she asks, "Who's this, sis?"

'Andressa' gives Nepgear a shush with her finger, "Shh!" Her voice seems familiar to Nepgear as it's the same, but feminine.

Nepgear doesn't really know what's exactly going on but plays along with it as well, she keeps her mouth shut. "I'll make everyone some more delicious snacks, then!" She rushes back to the kitchen.

Red tries to looks around the room with her hand above her eyes being used as a veil of sorts, "Where's my wifey?! I can't see her!" She asks with anxiety.

'Andressa' continues to hide behind Neptune and says, "I-I don't want to do this, Neptune… I'm a little embarrassed." She blushes as she ducks behind Neptune, with her hands on Neptune's shoulder blades.

Neptune laughs and says to Red, "She's just a little shy to meet you, it's ok… you can come out now."

'Andressa' says out loud, "O-ok…" She lets go of Neptune and slowly walks out of hiding and towards Red, "H-hi… my name is Andressa. It's nice to meet you." She bows to Red with blush on her face.

Red's on the edge of her seat as she looks at 'Andressa', "Oh my… I think I'm in love! Just look how cute my wifey is and with amazing boobies like hers, she's really a keeper!" She goes closer to 'Andressa' and looks up at her, "So, where are you from? I never seen you before!"

"I err… um…" 'Andressa' sweatdropped as he or she right now is looking for a believable lie to use on Red. "A place… far away from here, it's erm… my own personal island! With a bunch of coconut trees for me to snack on and adorable scuttle crabs on the shore line, yeah!"

Neptune sighs exasperatedly, "I don't think Red will buy that…" She sweatdrops as she hears 'Andressa' make up a lie like that.

"Wow! That's so cool! You probably have your own wifeys there as well!" Red says with glistening eyes as she hears 'Andressa'.

Andressa shrugs, "Sure, whatever you say." She then says to Red, "So, do you want to play a game with me? I'm a pretty good gamer, too."

Red squeals, "Has a bunch of wifeys on her personal island and is a hardcore gamer?! Gaaaasp… just take me away, Andressa!" She's says this in an over the top manner.

"Well… we'll just see if you got what it takes to be in my harem." Andressa said with a sweatdrop coming down.

"Andy is really getting into his female character role." Neptune said with hands on her hips.

Phantom GPU's Hideout (5:38 PM)

"Wow… this is f*cking sweet, Rei!" Remy says as he looks at their new digs, "Satellite TV! A snack bar and… a f*cking pool table!" He rubs the pool table with a smile on his face. He then snaps out of his trance, clears his throat and says to Rei, "Ahem! We'll still need something to kill those goddesses with. All these wonderful stuff isn't going to cut it and judging how we might not be able to afford this, we might get it taken away from us so we must act fast!"

Rei nods, "Of course… I got the giant mech robot you wanted, sir." She adjusts her glasses as she presents the robot from behind a garage door.

Remy looks at it as it presents itself in front of his eyes, "Wow…" He sees it as it's a huge goliath, big mechanical arms in some sort of object that you need to insert into in the chest area.

Rei mentions that right away, "The catch is that you need to power it up with a crystal. I'm not sure how we're going to get that, but please don't be mad! I-I'll get one right away!" She bows to Remy apologetically.

Remy chuckles, "Worry not, Miss Rei! For I have already got that one covered. Behold!" As he taps on his watch and presents a glowing red crystal in his arms, looks to be half the size of his whole body, "This beauty came from the dimension I hailed from, and it wasn't easy getting this, let me tell you that much. I almost died getting this thing as everybody in the dimension is bat shit insane with evilness. If you think I'm bad shit insane, you should take a look at their goddesses!" He then slams the crystal into the slot it goes it and the machine takes it. "Glorious! I really impress myself!" He gloats to himself.

Rei clears his throat, "Oh, err… very funny, sir. So… how does this work, actually?"

Remy thinks about it, "Well… from what I recall from the excruciating time over there in the Nega dimension, the goddesses run by shear hatred from the people and their suffering, kind of like anti share energy. Well, this crystal pretty much will absorb any of those goddess's attack and will charge it with more power than they could imagine. So if they tried transforming, their screwed! If they tried attacking in their base form, their screwed! Even the GPU of theirs is screwed! All around screwed! Ha ha ha!" He laughs manically as he finishes his explanation.

Rei asks a question to Remy, "How does what the goddesses do in your world have anything to do with what this crystal can do?"

Remy walks to Rei and then asks, "Because, this crystal absorbs good and justice and turns it into hatred right back at them. Because the Nega goddesses don't want good in their world so they get rid of it with suffering and torture, which is what I'm going to do to them with this baby!" He then gets in it and powers it on. "Yep… it f*cking works! Let's go!" He walks it outside with him inside it.

Rei sees that Remy busts a hole in the wall of the hideout that she painstakingly got, and she then sighs, "I just hope that this was worth the effort getting." She slowly follows Remy.

Planeptune Basilicom (5:45 PM)

Red looks in awe as Andressa has defeated her again, "Wow… 4 losses, you're really good, Andressa."

"Yep, it just takes practice and skill to get that far. You'll probably get up there one day…" Andressa says to Red with a smile.

Nepgear brings them a refill of tea, "Great match, girls." She says with a sweatdrop but still with a smile on her face. She mutters to herself, "I can't believe sis actually managed to turn Andy into a girl for Red…" At this point, Neptune explained the situation to Nepgear.

Neptune is sitting on the couch with them spectating the match, "Great job, you all! Now, Red… now that you are satisfied, would you like to leave us now?"

Red obviously shakes her head and says, "No way! Now that I got a wifey now, it's now time to rub it in the GPU's face! Where is he?!" She gets up from her spot and asks Neptune this.

Neptune sweatdrops, "He's… err…" Neptune then looks at Andressa for her to say something.

Andressa waves her hands, "N-nuh huh…"

Red then decides, "Actually, I don't care if he's not here! That means I win! Think about it, I got a new wifey and two of the Planeptune CPUs with me! Yay!" She then cheers to herself.

Andressa claps to help her out, "Congrats, Red."

Red then grabs Andressa's hand, "Wanna do something fun, together?!" She looks straight at Andressa's eyes.

Andressa sweatdrops, "Didn't we already do something fun?"

"Well… something else fun!" Red then thinks about it and a mental lightbulb appears in her head, "I know! You will just have to see it when we get there, come on!" She then drags Andressa to where ever she wants her to go.

Nepgear sweatdrops some more and asks Neptune, "Goodness… should we be worried, Neptune?"

Neptune shakes her head, "Nah… I trust Andy that he won't do anything to Red."

Nepgear sighs, "That's not who I was referring to, this is Red we're talking about. And from the looks of it, it looks like they were heading to the bathroom."

One… two… and… three! It hits Neptune harder than one of Peashy's P punches, "Oh my… I need to save my GPU…!" She rushes to the bathroom as quick as she can.

Planeptune Basilicom's Bathroom (5:54 PM)

Andressa asks to Red as he sees the bath getting drawn, "So… what exactly are we doing?" She then looks at Red stripping, "W-what are you doing?!" She asks with blush on her face.

Red smiles as she continues to strip, "We're going to take a bath together! It's the one way for a couple to truly get together! I can tell that you're excited for this!" She then grabs Andressa's clothes, "I'll even help you take off your clothes!"

Andressa pulls away from Red and frantically waves her hands, "N-no… t-that's ok! Erm…" She tries to not look at Red's naked body with severe blush on her face and sweat.

Red then says to her with a surprised look, "I didn't know I'll get that reaction. Well, that's even better! A nervous wifey is the best wifey! That means I can help her!" She wiggles her finger at Andressa as she attempts to strip her again.

Andressa mutters to herself, "Please help me, Neptune…"

As is Andressa's call was answered, Neptune knocks on the door, "What's going on in there, Red?!"

Red hears Neptune's voice, "Oh, my CPU wifey wants to join! It's ok, Nep Nep! I'm all ready to go!"

"T-this has gone long enough…" Andressa says as she presents her hand towards Red.

Red then looks towards Andressa, "Huh?" She looks with confusion at what Andressa is doing.

Andressa then pulls up her sleeve and reveals Xelor, "I…"

Red then exclaims, "Oh my goddess!"

Andressa nods and then says, "Yeah, I'm so sorry…" Trying not to look at Red.

Red then says something entirely different, "You took down that GPU and stole his watch! You are the best wifey in the universe! Marry me!"

Xelor then shouts out to Red, "Are you stupid or something?! Andressa is Andrew!"

Red says with denial in her voice, "W-what? T-that can't be… right? The perfect wifey can't be a boy in disguise."

Andressa sighs, "It's true… I'm actually Andrew. Sigh… I'm so sorry, Red. I just wanted to help you and…" Andressa then sees Red's dragon growl at him, "N-nice dragon…"

Red then commands, "Get him!" The dragon leaps off of Red and chases after Andressa.

Andressa runs out of the bathroom, "D-dragon, why?! You're the writer's favorite mythical creature!"

Neptune sees Andressa go off, "At least he's fine… are you ok, Re-" Neptune then sees Red slam the door in front of Neptune and locks it, "I guess not…"

Planeptune Basilicom (6:01 PM)

Andressa keeps getting chased by Red's dragon all around the Basilicom which eventually gets the attention of Histoire, "What's going on here?!" She shouts at the top of her lungs which gets both Andressa and Red's dragon into attention. Histoire then shouts, "Where's Neptune at?!"

Neptune rushes to where Andressa and Red's dragon is at, "Neptune's right heeeaaahhh!" She then trips along the way. "S-sorry…"

Histoire then sighs, "Doesn't matter, as long as you can hear me. Do you know that you're being attacked right now?! Just look outside!"

"What?!" Nepgear gets surprised and then looks outside and sees the mech in the distance, "What the goodness?! When did that get there?!"

Histoire replies, "Not too long ago, but you would have caught it by now if you two weren't having a slumber party in here!"

Neptune gets up and says, "Nep, what?! No, it's not like that at all! I was trying to keep Andy safe from Red, you see…"

"I don't want to hear it, Neptune! I want that mech gone and not terrorize your people! Now, hop into HDD form, right now!" Histoire shouts with angry tick marks on her face.

Neptune's eyes widen, "She's really pissty now…" She transforms into HDD and says, "Let's go Nep Jr. We'll have Andy handle himself." She flies off towards Remy's mech.

Nepgear nods and transforms into HDD form, "Right. Bye, Andy." She then flies off with her sister.

Andressa then says to Histoire, "It's not their fault, Histoire. It's mine… this whole mess is a long story and…"

Histoire nods and says to Andressa, "I'll forgive you if you go help Neptune and Nepgear with the problem outside."

Andressa nods back with a smile, "You got it." She then taps on Xelor's screen and transforms to her GPU… actually, it was Andrew the whole time so… he just turned back into his proper gender upon turning into the GPU form. "Sweet! So, that's how I turn back into a dude, well… tell Red I'm sorry and see if she can go help us!" He rushes off with Glue following him into battle.

Planeptune Streets (6:16 PM)

Remy begins mocking Purple Heart and Purple Sister as they stare at his mech, "I know what you are thinking, you are in awe at how you're going to defeat me. But you won't and you know why?! Well… you won't be able to live long enough to find out!"

Purple Heart then replies after hearing all of that, "Remy? But, I thought we were friends and that we've gotten through to you."

Remy laughs, "You think I'll be friends with the likes of you all?! F*ck no! I'm going to kill all your sorry asses to oblivion!"

Andrew speeds into the battle to assist Purple Heart and Purple Sister, "Hey, what did I miss?"

Purple Heart greets Andrew, "Andy! I'm so glad to see you, Remy is about to attack us with this machine." Her voice sounds concerned.

Andrew looks at Remy and nods, "Yep, it's him. Huh… this mech." He begins scanning it and then gets a concerned look on his face, "This is a really powerful mech but something seems off with it.

Remy shouts, "Yeah! It'll kill you! That's what up with it! Just go ahead and try it!"

Andrew nods, turning Glue into his laser sword, "Alright then." He dashes off at the mech and attempts to slash it, "What?!" As he finds out it did nothing.

Remy then laughs at Andrew's attempt, "Stupid idiots! I told you that you can't do anything to it, and your attacks only makes it stronger!" He begins to unleash a powerful punch from the mech, "Taste this wonderful attack!" He launches a punch so fast that Andrew couldn't dodge it.

"Andy!" Purple Heart calls out, she then turns towards Remy with anger, "I see that I have no choice. If talking out of it won't get you to stop, then…" She charges at Remy, "32-bit megablade!" She attacks Remy with an attack.

"Mirage dance!" Purple Sister shouts as she follows her sister's attack.

"Ooh, don't mind if I do!" Remy says as he catches both of the Nep sister in his big mech hands, "You gotta hand it to me, I know what I'm doing with this mech!" He laughs at his lame pun.

Andrew growls at Remy, "Damn it! Let them go!" He begins charging his armcannon at Remy.

Remy faces the mech at Andrew, having both of the CPUs to block with, "Attack me and you'll attack your goddesses as well, GPU!"

Andrew lowers his weapon, "Damn! You conniving brat!"

Remy laughs manically again, "Yes! I'm going to win this time! And…" He begins doing something to both of the CPUs which gets Andrew's attention again.

Andrew shouts angrily, "What the hell are you doing to them?!" He shouts with immense anger as you can't already tell.

"I'm draining them of their own power, and charging my crystal! You stupid fool!" Remy laughs at Andrew, "You just sit there and watch as I slowly kill you all!"

"Amusement dance!" Someone shouts as a bunch of stuff falls on Remy.

"W-what the hell?!" Remy shouts in surprise as a bunch of toys land on him, and forces him to drop Purple Heart and Purple Sister.

Andrew rushes to their aid, "Are you two, alright?" He says with concern.

Purple Heart and Purple Sister nods as they are take their distance away from Remy.

"You leave my wifeys alone, you bully!" Appears is Red as she strikes down at Remy, finishing her attack, she lands in front of the three fighters, "Did I make it in time?"

Purple Heart nods, "Yes, thanks a lot, Red."

Red smiles, "It was a pleasure to assist you, my wifey!" She then glares at Andrew and says, "I'm still mad at you, though."

Andrew chuckles lightly, "Figured as much… I kind of saw it coming."

Red changes the subject by asking, "So, did I get him?" Referring to her attack on Remy.

Purple Heart takes a look, "I don't know… let me, huh?!" She sees Remy in the mech unscathed, "No way!"

Purple Sister exclaims, "It didn't do a thing?! How is this possible?!"

Remy laughs again, "You idiots never learn, do you?! Your attacks are nothing! They increase my mech's power! I wonder what will happen if I were to attack you all right now?"

Andrew gasps in horror as Remy says that, "He's not bluffing you guys! I'm scanning the power of this mech, it's intense! One hit could probably make us done for! We can't afford a single hit!"

The group stares Remy down with a serious look on their face, being nervous about winning, saving Planeptune from more of his attacks and staying alive. All at once.

What could happen with these guys? Can they survive Remy's mech and can they find it's weak spot, if it has one? Find out next time!

Review Replies!

Magical-Death: It was all a ruse from Remy to buy him some time to get his plan going, and to think it through. Also, it's ok about you being busy, it happens. And we'll see if Andrew and the others can pull this off.

Geod Pony: Thanks! Glad you liked it! And will do!

That's all so happy reading!