K, then. Another Neptunia Overclocked chapter. Last time, Glue was taking control of the narration and he was ultimately pervy. Now, here's what's going to happen next?
Planeptune Basilicom (8:37 PM)
Andrew and Nepgear head inside as the other people have already disbanded for the time being, with only one exception, "Hey! I'm not leaving you guys until I'm happy!" Red states.
Nepgear nods, "Ok, you're welcome to hang around here. Me and Andy might do something together, do… you want to join us?"
Red frowns, "I don't see why you have to hang around with him when he's a liar."
Nepgear frowns and says, "OK… we… all were keeping that little secret from you. It was Neptune's idea in the first place and I just went along with it. We were only trying to make you feel better about Blaire."
Andrew asks, "Yeah, where is she, by the way?"
Red says, "Oh, she's getting ready for her new adventure without me!"
Andrew raises a brow, "Oh?"
Red nods, "Yeah! She…"
The door knocks as Red is about to say something, Glue barks at it happily in response, "Dogoo, dogoo!" And this time, you don't know what Glue is saying.
Andrew goes over to answer it, "I'll get it." He opens it and sees Blaire, "Oh, hey Blaire."
Blaire waves to Andrew, "Hey, ol' chap! Is Red here? I want to apologize to her." She frowns.
Red being stuck up as she is replies, "I'm waiting…"
Blaire frowns, "I'm terribly sorry for making this trip and not telling you. I was so merry when Lady Vert gave me an actual mission. I used to be an agent, don't you know."
Andrew asks, "Oh. What's the mission about?"
Blaire replies, "Oh, it's this amazing mission where I get to travel at sea and become a pirate kind of girl! But, since Piracy is illegal here, I just sail around and explore for unknown territory and find some treasure that was long gone from age. I could have people to join me. I… wanted Red to be my first mate."
Red's eyes glistened from that, "Really?"
Blaire nods, "Of course! You mean a lot to me! And… I think… I've actually fallen for you." She blushes as she says that.
Red gets really happy hearing that, "Yay! Wifey acquired!" She goes over to hug Blaire tightly.
Both Andrew and Nepgear smiles at this touching scene, "Aw… that sweet." Nepgear replies.
And then… Red and Blaire begins kissing each other. Andrew's nose bleeds, "And… that's kind of hot…" He mutters.
Nepgear almost catches that, "What was that?"
Andrew sweatdrops, "Oh, err… I said that it's kind of hot in here… y-yeah…"
Blaire says, "We should be embarking on our adventure together, Red. And maybe when we're alone, we could…"
Andrew interrupts them, "That's enough sweet talking! I don't want this story to become rated M! That's for that one monster story that I shouldn't know about yet! But… fourth wall breaking nonsense."
Blaire nods, "Right, then. So, Red. Would you like to say something to Andy?" She nudges her, "Go on, then." And says this sternly.
Red frowns, "I'm sorry, Andy. It was wrong of me to get mad at you when it wasn't your fault. I… am thankful that you are there to make me happy and at least tried to be my wifey for a bit."
Blaire adds, "Also, I would have invited you earlier but you left before I got to. You went off as soon as I mentioned the mission."
Andrew says with a small smile, "Oh, really?"
Red laughs sheepishly, "Yeah… I overreacted. So… we should be going now?"
Blaire nods, "Yes, let's be on our way. Oh, Andy, you are welcome to join us."
Andrew shakes his head, "Love to but I'm needed here. For what reason, well I'm hanging out with Nepgear."
Nepgear smiles, "I really appreciate that. We never get to really hang out, you always get to hang around with my sister and I really want to know why she lo, err I mean, likes you that much."
Andrew mutters, "I heard that…" He then says, "Well, we should get the fun started. We'll see you around, Red and Blaire."
The two say goodbye to the two-lesbian couple, well… they might be bi now but whatever. Blaire and Red hold hands as they depart from the basilicom.
Andrew then asks Nepgear, "So, what should we do now?"
Nepgear thinks about it, "Hmm… maybe we can play a game together, I always sit it out when you play with big sis."
Andrew nods, "I see." He grabs two controllers and gives one to Nepgear, "Let's play, then."
Planeptune Basilicom (12:25 AM)
They have played a lot of video games and Andrew keeps beating Nepgear at them, she sighs, "Wow, big sis is right, you are really good at video games."
"Yeah, but I hoped that you weren't sick of me winning all the time." Andrew replies with a small frown.
Nepgear smiles and shakes that off, "No, it's perfectly fine! Well, we should get ready for bed now."
Andrew takes a moment to answer this, "Huh, and Neptune hasn't returned yet. I wonder what's keeping them. Is that meeting that important?"
Nepgear shrugs, "Who knows… Oh! Maybe we could do one more thing before we go to bed." She smiles big as she says this.
Andrew is intrigued and asks, "Oh, and what that might be?"
Nepgear replies, "Well, I kind of wanted to show you some things I have been working on in my lab."
Andrew's eyes widen, "You have a lab?!"
Nepgear nods, "Yep… I love tinkering with things, it's a little hobby of mine." She giggles sheepishly out of nervousness, "So, do you want to see it?"
Andrew nods, "Ok, that sounds… interesting." He follows Nepgear to her lab.
Planeptune Basilicom: Nepgear's Lab (12:30 AM)
Nepgear introduces her lab to Andrew, "Well, here it is. What do you think? …Is it too geeky for you?" She sweatdrops as she waits for Andrew's reaction to it.
Andrew looks around and smiles, "I think it looks cool. I don't know what any of this stuff does but, I can't believe technology is so advanced here."
Nepgear blushes a bit and says, "If you want, I could show you one that I have been working on and maybe… you could help me…"
Andrew smiles at Nepgear, "I would be honored to help you with one of your inventions."
Nepgear blushes more out of embarrassment, "Oh wow… honored is a strong word and I wouldn't say that, I think delighted is much better, I mean… I'm not all that great to deserve a word like honored." She looks around a bit frantically.
Andrew shakes his head, "No, you do deserve it and what are you talking about you not being all that great? You are great! You are a CPU candidate! You should be proud to be one!"
Nepgear sweatdrops, "I guess… but I'm not as good as my big sis. I depend on her a lot, you know."
Andrew nods, "Yeah, but remember. You did save her from Metal a while ago. You should be proud." He then looks at the invention that Nepgear has, "Now… let's see what we can do with this." He smiles.
Nepgear explains the invention, "It's a prototype teleportation device, so that we can open the gates to our world when I eventually finish it."
Andrew replies trying to get this straight, "So… it's going to be able to go from this world to mine and vice versa?"
Nepgear nods with a smile, "That's exactly right!" She then makes a frown, "It's easier said than done, I don't know how to do this as our worlds are completely different from one another, I could connect this world to Plutia's world just fine."
Andrew smiles and says, "Just do that, then. I'm not worried about me going home or coming back, after all… my grandpa can already do that anyway."
Nepgear nods, "I know, but I just don't want to ask him every time."
Andrew shakes his head, "I don't think he minds. He'll be happy to assist you all, I'm sure of it. Anyway… I'm more than happy to connect the Hyperdimension with the Ultradimension, I want to see Plutia and Peashy again. As well as any other girl that are my friends over there."
Nepgear nods, "OK! And the way you put it makes me want to do that even more now. Let's get started!"
Nepgear's Lab (1:15 AM)
Nepgear yawns as it gets pretty late, "Well, it took a bit, but it's finally done."
Andrew smiles, not showing signs of being tired, "Cool, erm… are you sleepy? I could get you coffee or something." He offers Nepgear.
Nepgear nods, "That sounds really nice, but I don't want to trouble you."
Andrew waves his hand, "No… it's ok. You go warm up the machine while I get it started." He goes off to the kitchen to brew some coffee.
Nepgear gets reminded and shouts out, "Now, that I think about it, we don't have coffee! You can make us some tea if you like!"
Andrew nods and replies, "Ok, but it can't be chamomile tea because that'll put you to sleep!" He goes to find the right tea to do the trick.
Nepgear giggles and continues her work.
Planeptune Basilicom: A hallway (1:17 AM)
As Andrew goes to get Nepgear her tea, he catches something at the corner of his eye, "Huh? What's this?" He sees a closet that is just there, for no reason. "Should I… open it?" He reaches his hand to open it.
"No! Bad GPU!" Nepgear rushes over to scold Andrew like a dog, mainly for comedic effect. "You have no business in opening that closet!"
Andrew frowns, "But… why?"
Nepgear tries to make an excuse and says, "The time… don't you know what time it is, Andy?"
Andrew checks his watch, "Nope! Xelor can't tell time and what do you know! He's back!"
Xelor shouts, "Yeah! Thanks for checking up on me! Really appreciate it!"
Andrew shrugs, "Anyway… that just makes me even more curious. Can't you at least tell me what's behind this closet, so I know just how bad it is?"
Nepgear sighs, "Ok, I'll tell you… it's… a robot. A robot that's really buggy. He's supposed to be able to spar with you so that you can get stronger but he goes haywire… it happened before and he wrecked most of the nation." She frowns, "Histy got really mad at me for it so I locked him in here, or at least I was going to but Neptune distracted me and I forgot to lock this closet, which I'll do right now!"
As Nepgear was about to lock the closet, Andrew stops her, "No! Let's fix him! I know that you can do it, now. You are more experienced now so how about it? Wanna get this bucket of bolts to proper working order?" He puts his hands together and smiles at Nepgear, pleading.
Nepgear takes a bit to come up with a decision and she smiles nodding, "Ok… let's do it!" She opens the closet revealing a big ass robot, at a state at disrepair, "Poor guy… let's get him back together!" She tries dragging it out the closet but it is really heavy. "A little help here?" She asks.
Andrew nods and tries pulling the robot out, and… it's out. It's just lying there on the floor. "So… how do you fix a robot?"
Xelor sighs, "Let me take a crack at it, just lean me towards the big oaf and I'll fix him up for you."
Nepgear frowns, "He has feelings too, you know."
Xelor scoffs, "He can't hear me, he's broken."
Nepgear replies with, "I empathize with my robots, even if they are at a state of disrepair. Please help me and apologize when he's all fixed up."
Xelor sighs, "Fine…" And the two try to get the big robot to work again.
Glue is there to watch the three interact with the robot, he bounces away to the previous machine, the one that's supposed to connect the Hyperdimension and Ultradimension.
Nepgear's Room: Glue's POV (1:25 AM)
Well, hello again, I hope you missed me. I'm going to take a detour while my lovely master and waifu fix up ol' bucketsworth. I'll prove that I'm smart too! I'm going to open the gates to a better future! And that's with our friends being reunited!
I look at the device for a moment or two and then press the button, "Dogoo!" I shout with triumph.
The portal begins to open, which doesn't alert the two as this area is completely sound proof. "Goo?" I say with intrigue. Is that… I see Plutia on the other side, napping away… "Dogoo!" I alert her! No good… she's sound asleep! I step into the bowels of the Ultradimension and see what I can do. Just give me a moment, I'll come back later.
Planeptune Basilicom: 3rd Person POV (1:30 AM)
And… after a bit of tinkering Nepgear is satisfied now, "Phew! That was amazing…" She's panting heavily.
Andrew nods, "Sure was… I didn't know you were so skilled, Nepgear."
Nepgear smiles, "I couldn't have done it without you. Now… the robot is fixed."
Andrew chuckles, "I'm glad to be of assistance. So… should we turn him on."
Nepgear nods, "Ok…" She climbs on the robot and presses a button on it, she then hops off to see it come to life.
The big hulk gets up, "Ahhh…" It says while not stopping for breath as it's a robot.
Andrew asks, "What is it doing?" He tilts his head, puzzled by the robot's action.
Nepgear looks at it intensely, "I hope it worked…"
The robot continues, "Ahhhh… Nepto~! So strong… that's me! Nep me up and win EX…P!" It sings this over and over with some dancing as well.
Nepgear beams hearing this, "He works!" She gets giddy.
Andrew sweatdrops, "Why the song?"
Nepgear replies, "Big sis' idea, she says it'll pump anyone up so they can fight it. He was supposed to be at the Autumn Festival but he didn't work anymore, but now… we can get him up for it again!"
Andrew smiles, "That's great! So… what now?"
Nepgear yawns and says, "Turn him off, I guess. Nepto… can I see your button for a second?"
Nepto replies with, "Ahhhh… Nepto! So strooong, that's me! Nep me up and win EX… P!" He begins moving around, being impossible to climb on him as he spins around as well.
Andrew sighs, "Damn it… what do we do?"
Nepgear thinks for a bit and replies, "Challenge him, I guess. He won't stop dancing and singing until we accept his challenge."
"What challenge~?" A voice says.
Andrew replies, "Oh, a challenge to get this robot to turn off, that's…" He turns around to see who that was, "P-Plutia?!"
Plutia smiles, "Hi… Andy~!" She glomps him, "I missed you~"
Andrew chuckles nervously, "I-I missed you too, but can you get off of me?"
Plutia frowns, "Aw, but you are so comfy, so… did you follow my regimen?"
Andrew nods, "Y-yeah, of course I did..."
Plutia looks at him straight in the eyes, "Are you sure…? You are not lying to me are you~?" She gets a hint of sadism like before which Andrew can point out right away.
Andrew nods, "Of course I'm sure. Just… how did you get here?"
Plutia replies, "Your dogoo woke me up, I was shocked so I transformed and tried to… punish him. I thought he was just a regular dogoo."
Andrew's eyes widen, "You didn't kill him, did you?" He frowns.
Plutia shakes her head, "No, Glue behaved well so I didn't kill him. He led me over here and I glomped you. That's my story~!"
Andrew nods, "Right…"
Nepto sings loudly again, "Ooooooh… Nepto! So strooong, that's me! Nep me up and win EX… P!"
Plutia frowns hearing it, "That thing is annoying…" She says bluntly, "I want to nap so bad but it's so loud…"
Andrew then asks, "Well… how about you take care of him for us."
Plutia yawns, "Too sleepy… what's in it for me?"
Andrew frowns, "Oh… err… I don't know…"
Plutia replies, "You let me nap with you and I'll take care of him~" She gives Andrew a slightly seductive smile.
Andrew exclaims with surprise, "What?!"
Nepgear smiles sheepishly, "Goodness… she really is fond of you, Andy."
Andrew scratches his head, "I don't know… why do you even want to?"
Plutia frowns, "Neppy naps with you, I wanna do it, too…"
Andrew asks, "How do you even know about that?" He then covers his mouth.
Plutia smiles a bit, "Now, I know…"
Andrew mutters, "You troll… err… I guess… that's… fine… just… don't destroy it, please."
Plutia then replies, "That costs extra… with… extra snuggles guaranteed. And… I want to sleep on you, too…"
Andrew tries covering his nosebleed as he imagines that, "W-what?"
Plutia yawns, "Sleepy… going to… fall…"
Andrew exclaims, "Ok! I'll do it!"
Plutia smiles, "Yay~" She then transforms into Iris Heart, "Thanks for obeying, servant~!" She gives Andrew a seductive wink and flies over to the robot, "Yeah, this thing is weird. It's like some kind of game parody and…" She presses a button. "Off."
Nepto dies down and just lays there lifeless. Nepgear frowns, "Poor Nepto. I'll see if I can get him to be more cooperative next time." She pushes him back into the closet where he belongs.
Iris Heart flies down in front of Andrew and says, "I'll be crashing here for the night and… we will both sleep on the couch together, unless you can't handle that and you want to be on the floor like the dog you are." Glue goes over to the couch and sleeps there happily, "Your pet gets the idea." Iris Heart says.
Andrew looks from side to side nervously, "I guess… I'll… sleep on the couch with… you."
Iris Heart smiles and then pets Andrew on the head, "Good boy~" She turns back to normal and falls in Andrew's arms.
Andrew catches her and says, "Well… see you tomorrow then, Nepgear."
Nepgear waves goodbye, "Yeah, goodnight Andy." She goes upstairs.
Andrew carries Plutia's sleeping body, "Right… time to… snuggle… I guess…" He blushes, "Nothing wrong with that whatsoever…"
Plutia naturally hugs Andrew like a pillow, sighing contently as she sleeps cutely.
Andrew sits on the couch with her, "But, she's so cute…" He begins laying on the couch with her hugging his body comfortably, "Sigh… good night, Plutia." He then goes to sleep with Plutia.
? (8:45 AM)
Andrew begins waking up, "Yaaawwn! Morning Plut-" He begins looking around himself, "Where am I? What is this?"
"Good, you're awake." A voice says to Andrew. "Let's get started then."
Andrew's eyes widen, "T-that sounds like something that Iris Heart would say but, that's not her voice."
The voice shouts angrily at him, annoyed, "It's me, you idiot!"
Andrew gets up and looks around to see who it was, "Uni? Oh… am I at Lastation? Wait, you kidnapped me?!" He exclaims realizes his situation.
Uni sweatdrops realizing that she in fact did, "Well… yes, but that doesn't matter now. You are here to train with me, GPU!" She states proudly as she leans her rifle on one shoulder.
Andrew asks curiously, "Train? What do you mean? I didn't even get a chance to eat."
Uni replies, "You'll eat once we finish training. Now, move it!" She walks off with her rifle over her shoulder.
Andrew is still not satisfied with his answer, "Hey, wait a minute here!" But Uni is already heading off which discloses his complaint, "Oh, well…" He just follows Uni after that.
Lastation Basilicom: Shooting Range (8:50 AM)
Uni stops in front of a station, where there's targets lined up to be shot it, not live targets, though. "Alright. Listen up! You're going to take a weapon and shoot those targets. Can you handle that?" She asks Andrew.
Andrew scratches his head, "What? Is this what this is about? Are you just lonely that Noire is still at that conference with Histoire and the rest of the CPUs?"
Uni sweatdrops and dismisses that the best way she could, "N-no! I just want to see if you really are worthy enough to be my big sister's GPU! Now, pick a gun, cadet!"
Andrew sees some guns lined up, "Oh, err…" He looks at them confusingly, "Eenie miney… ehh…"
Uni gets impatient, "Any time now!" She drums her fingers on her rifle.
Andrew replies, "Alright, give me a second! I rarely have used a gun before, the only time was way back when I was with my grandfather once…"
Uni didn't even care, "Now's not the time for stories! We could be having a war out there and you will be killed on sight if you keep lollygagging like this!"
Andrew snickers, not taking this seriously, "Yeah, right…"
Uni aimed her gun at Andrew, which he startles him and he moved out of her line of fire, "Good, just checking if you were paying attention."
Andrew's eyes looked like they were bugging out, "Why the hell did you even do that…? You could have accidently shot me or something..."
Uni replies, "Relax, I had the safety on. Your face was priceless, though." She smiles at Andrew's scared face.
Andrew's face turned to annoyance, "Welp, it was nice here, but I think I should go before Plutia and Nepgear realize that I was kidnapped. Good luck explaining it to them, Uni." He readies his watch and begins dialing the combination.
Uni grabs his wrist that had his watch and says to him, "N-no! Please don't leave!" She lets go of Andrew's wrist and says, "Ok, I'm sorry that I kidnapped you but I thought you wouldn't come otherwise. I was worried that maybe… you didn't like me or something." She looks down sadly, "After all, I might have done some rash thinking when we were getting our older sisters back… you might have got annoyed with me."
Andrew frowns looking at Uni's sad face, "Uni…" He then tries to make her feel better, "I do like you, the same with your sister. There's nothing that you or the rest of them could do that will make me not like or hate you. Just next time… ask first, I don't know where you got the idea to kidnap me." He chuckles it off.
Uni chuckles as well looking back at it, "I don't know either, just don't worry about that." She goes back into tough mode, "OK! Enough games! It's time to shoot!"
Andrew nods and he grabs a gun from the cabinet next to him, "Ooh… this looks pretty cool."
Uni smiles, "Good choice, it's an UZI, a submachine gun, you won't have a problem hitting your targets, just don't go wild with it, you don't want to waste your ammo."
Andrew just replies with, "I have no idea what UZI is supposed to mean but whatever." He tries to aim for the targets, "Let's get started."
Uni sees Andrew's casual form, he lets his arm bend with the gun close to his face, trying to aim for the target, "Whoa! That's an accident waiting to happen! Here!" She puts her rifle to the side and goes over to help Andrew, "Ok, first off, you are relaxing too much, you need to straighten your arm so that you can support the kickback, and hold the gun tightly. Plus, your putting that UZI too close to your face which might have a bullet shell or the gun itself hit your eye or something. Let me show you." She puts both of her hands on top of Andrew's hand and she straightens his arm out for him, she blushes as she does this, "D-don't take this the wrong way, I'm merely trying to help you so… get your mind out of the gutter!"
Andrew takes a bit to reply and says, "Well, it's kind of hard to do that when you have your… err… chest pressed against my back."
Uni blushes even more, "You stop thinking that right now! Ignore that and focus on getting your shooting stance! I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't for your sloppy stance, you know!"
Andrew nods, "Y-yeah, I know. Sorry… I appreciate what you are doing for me."
Uni nods back, "Thank you." She lets go of Andrew and goes to grab her rifle and leans it over the counter, ready to shoot, "Just do your best, you'll get the hang of it." She shoots a target perfectly. "Like that, see? It's easy enough. Give it a try." She gives him an encouraging smile.
Andrew tries it again and this time he skids one of the targets, but it made a clear hit on it, just not what he wanted, "I got it, but it's not enough. Sigh… I don't know if I'm cut out for it."
Uni shakes her head, "N-no… you'll get the hang of it. It's in your blood, after all. Your grandfather was a natural so you'll be too." She reloads her rifle before attempting to give it another shot, no pun intended. "See? There's nothing to it but to do it." She blushes at her line, "W-wow… that sounded really cheesy." She chuckles it off.
Andrew chuckles as well "I thought it was kinda cute." He tries going for it again but realizes that he had to reload, "Damn it…" He undoes the magazine and replenishes its load and puts it back in. "Huh, I guess I do."
Uni smiles, "See? You just have to not think about it too much! Now… give it another try."
Andrew closes one of his eyes and moves the gun slightly right and left to adjust his aim and… BANG! He then notices, "I did it! I got a bullseye!" He beams.
Uni feels the happiness of Andrew's smile, "I'm proud of you! I knew you could do it! So… want to keep going?"
Andrew nods, "Yeah, I feel like I can be on a roll now."
Uni smiles, "Great! But first… we gotta eat. I realized that I haven't ate at all and carried your unconscious body over here without any breakfast at all."
Andrew's eyes widen slightly, "Y-you did?"
Uni nods, "Yeah, you are lucky that you were light and scrawny and not a fat obese nerd or something."
Andrew sweatdrops and felt like he has been insulted, "Gee, thanks." He changes the subject, "So, I'll go make breakfast for the both of us, you wait in the living room while I do that."
Uni nods, "Sounds good to me, I'll be waiting there until you're done."
With that Andrew walks off to the kitchen.
Lastation Basilicom: Kitchen (9:25 AM)
Andrew enters the kitchen and as soon as he does, he is greeted with a surprise, well two surprises, "Gah! W-what in the…"
It was none other than Rom and Ram! Ram laughs at Andrew's reaction, "We totally scared him! That was hilarious!"
Rom smiles, "Yes, it was."
Andrew catches his breath as that shock took him off guard, "You… gotta warn me when you are fixing to do that… phew!"
Ram laughs, "No way! That won't be as funny, wouldn't it?"
Andrew shrugs, "I guess I can't argue with that. So… what are you two doing here?"
Ram exclaims, "Kidnapping you, duh!"
Rom nods, "That's right!"
Andrew blinks a couple times before chuckling, "Good one, girls. Now… you two should head home to Lowee before your sister finds out you are gone."
Ram shakes her head and shouts out, "Our sister is not there! And… we are bored as hell! So… we are going to knock you out and take you to our basilicom!"
Rom nods, agreeing with her sister, "Yup, that's right…"
Andrew sweatdrops, "You two… are going to knock me out? What for? I'm sure if you just asked me, I would go with you two, I'm not going to resist."
Ram replies, "Well, you are hanging out with Uni, aren't you?! She kidnapped you and you were asleep so… go to sleep!"
Rom nods, saying, "Yes… sleep… go to sleep…" Like she's trying to hypnotize Andrew.
Andrew sweatdrops, "Uh…"
Ram gets inpatient, "Ugh! It's taking forever so…" She summons her weapon, "I'm just going to whack you unconscious!"
Rom summons her weapon as well, "Let me help… we gotta give him enough force to lull him to a deep sleep…"
The both of them walk towards Andrew threateningly with their dangerous objects, "Now, hold still!" Ram exclaims.
Rom nods, "This will only hurt for a second…"
Andrew backs away trying to talk the girls out of it, "N-now… let's talk about this! I'm the adult here and I don't want my skull smashed in by two little girls…"
Rom and Ram had no sign of stopping, "Don't be a baby, Andy! You are a GPU so you must take what the CPUs do and like it!" Ram says.
Andrew shakes his head, "But, I don't like this! This is irrational!"
Ram prepares a count down, "Ready… one two…"
Andrew exclaims, "No! I-I don't like where this is going! I… uh…" He looks at his wrist to try to transform but… "And… my watch isn't there because I was kidnapped and took it off to sleep. Heh heh… how delightful." And…
SMAAASH!
Remy's Hideout (9:43 AM)
Remy is pissed out of his mind about what happened, "Grrraaggh! Damn it! We were so close, but that stupid book fairy just appeared out of nowhere and… grraggghh! Wouldn't I give to piss on her pages!"
Demo begins to butt in, "Remy dear~?"
Remy replies in a shriek, "What?! Can't you see that I'm ranting?!"
Rei barges in the door, panting, "You… forgot… about me…" She looked pretty pathetic.
Demo replies, "That."
Remy sighs, "Ugh… the only way that this headache is going to disappear is if I get rid of at least one of them! But… I can't do that! They'll just buddy up and… it makes me so sick!"
Demo steps in to say something, "You know, we could get rid of that GPU once and for all."
Remy flails angrily, "I know that! I want to do it so bad, but it's pissing me off that he just easily defeats me with his stupid CPUs! But… how?" He deeply thinks about how to get rid of Andrew.
Rei tries to give a suggestion, "Can't you… make him vanish or something? Maybe in a portal?" She wasn't very certain of her idea.
Remy roars angrily, "Graaaagggh!"
Rei panics over that, "I-I'm sorry, sir! T-that was a terrible idea! Don't punish me!"
Remy calms down, "That's a good idea. But where are we going to get a portal?"
Demo chuckles menacingly, "Didn't you tail it off in a portal? Before you came to the Hyperdimension?"
Remy's eyes widen and bunch of memories flashes into his head at once, very terrifying ones, "No! Don't bring that up! It's horrid! It's so painful for words!"
Demo continues, "But… they are still looking for you and… if you just be really cautious and tried to be dodgy. You could lure them to catching that GPU instead."
Remy's eyes glistens with a great plan in mind, "Ladies…"
Rei stands at attention, "Y-yes?"
Remy puts a fist in the air and says with eagerness, "I'm gonna get me rid of one of these GPUs! Rei, you just relax and let me handle this one! It'll be so sweet to finally have him get a taste of what I'm going to show him!" He rushes off in a flash.
Rei had no idea of what he was talking about, "Um… ok, but… what?" She sweatdrops with a clueless look on her face.
Lowee: City Central (9:50 AM)
Andrew wakes up from the really uncalled for blows from the wonder twins, "Ugh… my head… that smarts…" He gets up and sees that he's outside, at some sort of play, "What's this…?"
Ram looks behind her and see Andrew, "Good, you're awake, we want you to perform a puppet show for all these kids, here take these." She hands Andrew two portable handhelds.
Andrew is totally lost on what's happening, "Uh… why do you need two game consoles for a puppet show? And… isn't this the Lastation Portable? What's going on here?"
Ram explains, "These are your puppets, you dummy! This one represents Lowee and this one represents Lastation! We just used the Lastation Portable and the Lowee Dee Ess as the puppets. It'll be fun, trust us!"
Rom nods, "Yes… we want to see you perform with those…" She's holding Ice like a plushie.
Ice replies, "You should do what they tell you. They look pretty serious about this."
Rom pets Ice, "Good, big brother…"
Andrew sweatdrops, "Uh… but what should I say?"
Ram replies, "Just say whatever comes to mind, just make it really funny because I wanna be entertained!"
Andrew sighs, "Why am I getting myself into these girls' silly games? Well… I guess I gotta entertain them." He takes the two portable consoles on a stick and goes behind the stage and gets ready for the show to start.
Ram announces it, "Everyone! We are ready to perform the best and most awesome-est puppet show that Lowee has ever done! It's about two fellow nations and their interactions with each other. This! Is their story!" She goes to the crowd as they sit and watch the show.
Andrew clears his throat, "Ahem!" He starts voicing the two portables, he makes the Lastation one talk in a posh voice, the best one he can do since it's his first time, "Oh, how horrid. You are such a cheap console."
The Lowee one talks back to it, "Well, I am cheap, that's how kids find me more enjoyable, I'm affordable. But you… you are utter trash! Your buttons are falling off and are so wobbly it's terrible!"
The Lastation Portable finds this insult well… insulting, "You take that back! I'm a good console… much better than your outdated… cartridges." It makes posh sounds, "Yes, quite." And "Ahem, yes." A couple of times.
The Lowee console replies, "Cartridges are good compared to your small disks that are used for you! What is that, even? You are trying so hard to be like your home console sibling, it pathetic. And it makes such bad noises when loading. Does mine do that? No… also, mine load faster."
Lastation makes a disgusted groan, "Ugh… you. Who put you on the planet? I can't even… you shut up!" He makes the portable smack the Lowee console.
The kids eat that up and begin laughing.
The Lowee console fights back, "I'm not taking that on a broken-down console!" SMACK!
The Lastation console fights back, "Screw you!" SMACK!
The kids like the violence between the two, but… Uni comes down in her HDD form, "What's going on here?"
One of the kids reply, "Hey! It's the broken console! Your buttons are falling off!"
Black Sister doesn't know what's going on, "Huh? What's going on?! Where's Andy?!"
Rom and Ram try hiding behind the puppet stage, avoiding Black Sister's confrontation.
Black Sister sees the two consoles smacking each other saying bad things about each other, "Hey! Stop that right now!"
Andrew drops the two consoles and shrugs, standing up, "Ok… I surrender."
Black Sister sees Andrew and goes towards him, "There you are! Now… we're going to continue where we left off!"
Rom and Ram transforms, "Hey! We stole him fair and square!" Ram exclaims.
Rom nods, "That's right! And it was just getting good…"
Black Sister nods sarcastically, "Uh huh, yeah… doing this reenactment of a console war is what I call good."
Ram shrugs, "Don't blame me, blame Andy. He made all that up!"
Black Sister shakes her head, "Don't put the blame on him! You two kidnapped him so I'm kidnapping him back!"
Rom and Ram shouts in unison, summoning their weapons, "Over our dead…"
Remy comes in walking in, whistling nonchalantly, "Don't mind me… just… passing through."
Black Sister notices Remy and asks, "Do I know you?"
Remy shakes his head, "Not yet but… you'll know me a lot better coming on. You know… when I finally get rid of your sisters."
That gets Black Sister's attention, "What are you talking about?! Who are you?!" She aims her rifle at Remy which is powered up by her HDD form.
Andrew gets out of the puppet stages and informs her, "That's the Phantom GPU, Remy! He wants to get rid of us! Be careful!"
Remy chuckles, "Don't worry… it's just you this time." He begins to clear his throat, "Hey! Stupid ugly bitch! I'm right here! Come and get me!" He begins mooning the sky.
Black Sister is grossed out by that, grimacing, "W-what the hell is that brat doing?"
Andrew shakes his head, just as grossed out, "No idea."
A dark, ominous portal starts to form near Remy which is getting a view of his full moon, "I'm here you freaking bitch! Come and get me!" He jumps near Andrew, waving his butt at the portal, "I'm ready for you! Come take me now!"
Black Sister realizes what Remy is doing, "Andy! Get out of the way!"
But… the portal releases a shadow claw launching right at Remy and Andrew, but Remy taps on his watch and transforms to escape its grasp, "Ha ha! Fool! You fell for it! It got you now! You are taking a trip to the Shadow Realm, so to speak! Well, much worse than that!"
The shadowy fist got a good grip on Andrew's body, dragging him back to the portal from whence it came. Andrew tries to escape, "H-hey… let me go!" No budging is going to let Andrew go, "H-help, Uni! Rom and Ram!"
Black Sister goes over to try to pull Andrew back to them, "Andy! I'm not going to let you go!" She grabs Andrew's shirt by the shoulders, "N-no good… this thing is strong and… it's emitting a strange aura… it feels like… anti share energy…"
Rom and Ram tries helping Uni free Andrew, "No… dummy don't get captured like this! We still got fun things in stored for you! Please!"
Another claw comes out and flicks the three off of Andrew as it pulls him inside, sealing the portal with Andrew along with it.
The three are flabbergasted by what just happened, "He… he's gone… just like that…" Black Sister says, almost trance like.
Remy turns back to normal to taunt the three, "Nyah! You are nothing without your precious GPU! I win! Ha ha ha!"
Black Sister begins to tremble, which Remy laughs at, "What's wrong? Are you going to cry?"
Black Sister makes two fists, "You… you bastard!" She launches at Remy at high speeds and tackles him down, with tears running down her face, "I'll blow your brains out!" She gets her rifle and sticks it against the side of Remy's head, holding him down with her knees.
Remy doesn't care in the slightest, laughing manically at her expense, "You are priceless! You do know that this won't bring him back! Nothing will!"
Nepgear and Plutia comes down in their HDD form, just taking on what's going on, "What happened? Where's Andy?" Nepgear asks.
Black Sister shouts angrily, "This bastard took him away somewhere! I'm going to blow his f*cking brains out!" She is still crying.
Purple Sister frowns looking at her face, she goes down to try to comfort her, "Uni…" she begins to try to lay a hand on her shoulder.
Black Sister smacks it away, "I don't need your comfort! What will comfort me right now is to shoot this guy in the head!"
Purple Sister embraces Black Sister, "No… you need to calm down… I know you are distraught by Andy's disappearance, but you are scaring the kids around you."
The kids shout, "This is awesome! Shoot him in the head for us!"
Purple Sister sweatdrops, "T-they are interesting…"
Iris Heart comes over, "Uni, we'll find Andy, and we'll do whatever it takes. Also, I got something much better in mind for a punishment for Remy." She gives a smirk to Remy with a satisfying thought in her mind, something awful for Remy in the future.
Remy laughs, "Do what you want! I can take it! Also… it's not going to last long… I'll be gone soon, I got no business here anymore so when I can transform again, I'll be outta here!"
Iris Heart takes her turn in holding Remy down, just with her foot on his chest, "You sure about that~?" She licks her weapon, "You are going to talk. You will tell us everything you know about what happened to Andy. Or else…
Remy rolls his eyes, "I've seen this before. There is no else, I don't care what you do to me! What I did is worth it!"
Iris Heart giggles, "You will wish you didn't say that!"
That's it. So, what will happen next. What will Iris Heart do to Remy to make him talk and what became of Andrew? Find out next time!
Review Replies!
Guest: Yeah, Red does see Blaire, they made up just fine.
Guest #2: Yeah, they're happy to see Ice again.
Author Heart – Ance: Tsundere much? Yep, Glue is a pervy one. Just like every other dogoo but he has charm.
Guest #3: They made up, too. I don't know If Red and Blaire are going to be in a relationship. What does it look like to you?
Guest #4: Not yet, nyu! I like Broccoli too but we got plot to get out of the way first.
Magical-Death: You kind of called it. Also… yep, Glue is amazing. He's super friendly so any friends you have, he'll grow an attach to. He's kind of picky though, so it must be the right friend.
Author Oracle – MiddonaitoShi: Histoire is always on top of it. Yep, Andrew and Red made up and so did Blaire. Both got separate adventures right now. Also about my game… I haven't gotten around to going back to it, I blame procrastination.
TJenkins006: Yep! It's strange, isn't it? I gotta make these references happen!
CFW Gamereaper: Yeah, sort of. I kinda forgot about her and was reminded, that's what happens with using a lot of characters. Rei's there don't worry. And you don't want to know what Xelor's labyrinth is like! Trust me.
TJenkins006: Yep!
Samdama95: Huh? I could have sworn that I did put it in there… whoops. I'm sure that they got the jist of it.
Phew! That's it so happy reading.
