A/N Hey there kids! I want to thank all of you readers, reviewers, followers, and favoriters. Why I remember way back when this was a one shot, we've done a whole lotta drinking since then! You make me get all manner a smiley. Shall we check in on the brothers?

Okay now I know all y'all know what night it is. That's right, it's Wednesday Night!

We gotta get ourselves down ta that tavern, ya know the one I mean, I know ya do. It's over off that alley, ya know, in the industrial area. Damn, the place smells like it's fulla 10,000 pair a high school boys athletic socks, yeah, the dirty ones. The joint is populated by all manner a troublemakers, wrongdoers and scoundrels. But that don't make 'em bad people. We don't judge do we boys n girls? Besides, the beers are cheap n frosty an Barkeep just keeps settin' 'em up, unless ya tell him ta hold up, or ya had so many ya can't find yer ass with both hands, or yer wallet runs dry. If any a that happens ya better just move along on home, make room for the next lowlife.

Anyway, all y'all know them Dixon Brothers meet for a couple a frosty ones every Wednesday night, even if their wife did just give birth. So hurry yer ass up, we don't wanna miss out on the good times.

Merle walked in that smelly joint n there was Baby Brother already had a frosty one ta his lips. Merle slapped him hard on the back n said, "Whassup Brother, Lil Ballbuster keepin' yer ass in line?"

"Yeah, ya know she don't let me step outta line too often, but what I'm wonderin' is how ya managed ta get Big Ballbuster ta let yer ass outta the house when ya got a week old baby."

"Well lemme explain that to ya Little Brother. See, I'm about as much use 'round the house n takin' care of a baby as you are Brother. I don't cook, I eat. I don't clean shit up, I dirty shit up. I don't change diapers or brew up formula. I fully admit right here n right now, I am a worthless piece a shit. I do bring home a nice amount a dough, I'm real sweet about givin' Cindy all the lovin' she'll allow, an I'd kill any sumbitch that give my woman a bit a trouble. But ya know us Dixons, except for bein' pretty, and horny, and loyal and hardworkin', we're useless as tits on a boar."

Daryl just nodded, Merle was speakin' truth right there, n he wasn't done. "So my Cindy, bein' a smart gal n all, she called her sister Gladys from down near Jacksonville. She asked her ta come on up n stay with us, ya know ta pick up my slack, help her out. It's lookin' like Gladys's is just gonna go ahead an move in with us for good. She ain't got a man or a job, so why the fuck not? Cindy she needs the help n Gladys needs a place ta stay." Merle shrugged, every lowlife in the bar nodded their approval, an everyone took a swallow from a brown bottle.

"What's Gladys like though, ya gonna be able ta stand havin' her livin' there with ya?" Not that Daryl really gave a rats ass, wasn't his problem, but ya know, it seemed polite ta ask n all.

"Well ya take everythin' 'bout Cindy, the body, the clothes, the make-up n the sass, ya deduct three years an ya got Gladys. Only real big difference is I love my Cindy." That sounded real nice ta everyone, n they all drank a toast ta true love.

Well it was just about that time Heath come a walkin' in. Y'all remember Heath, been messin' with Big Boss Daughter? Yeah, him.

He appears ta be lookin' for someone in particular when he spots Daryl, and don't he just walk right on over n set down next ta him. The young fella looks nervous as a whore in church.

Barkeep asks him, "Whatcha drinkin'?" n Heath says, "What imported beers do you carry?" Barkeep looks at him like he's the biggest ignoramus to ever walk into the Mad Dawg Tavern an he says, "I got Bud, Coors, Pabst, Shiner n Busch. Name yer poison."

"Oh, okay I'll take a Bud please." And when Barkeep sets it down don't Heath say, "Thank you." He's also the most polite sumbitch ever ta set foot in the Mad Dawg.

Barkeep set a couple fresh ones down in front a Daryl n Merle, for which he got a slight head nod. They ain't big on civility at the Mad Dawg.

So now Heath is lookin' mighty nervous, ya know on edge an like he might barf at any moment. I swear his hand, well his whole fuckin' arm really, was a shakin' when he lifted that beer ta his lips.

Now Young Dixon he's a little concerned, n he asks, "What the fuck kid what's wrong with ya kid?" Daryl's the sensitive brother.

Heath looks like he might burst inta tears when he says, "Giselle n me, we gotta go talk ta her Dad tonight."

Young Dixon's confused, "Who's Giselle?" He ain't ever heard a no Giselle.

Now in case ya ain't figured this out, every gawl dang lowlife in the joint is perked right up, this sounds like it could be a excellent drinkin' story.

"Big Bosses daughter, you know we been seeing each other n all." I'm tellin' ya kids, the dude looked like he might shake right apart.

"So why ya so nervous 'bout talkin' ta Big Boss, he already knows y'all are seein' each other." Daryl was baffled by all this anxiety.

"Yeah well he don't know the part about...ah fuck Little Boss, I knocked her up." Well now what ya might not know kids is, Heath told that part right after both them Dixon Brothers had just took a big swallow from their brown bottle. Daryl's swallow come right back outta his mouth, where Merle's swallow come right outta his nose. That shit burns.

When Young Dixon had sufficiently recovered he put a hand ta Heath's shoulder n he told him, "I'd like ta lecture yer ass, tell ya ya shoulda had better sense, shoulda kept a raincoat on it, but damn, I got in that same predicament with Sweet Baby. Course now, Sweet Baby's Daddy ain't the Big Boss is he?" And doncha know them Dixons' was just cacklin' their asses off, yep boys n girls, it's like I told ya a bazillion times, both them Brothers are perfectly capable a actin' like dumbasses.

Now Merle bein' all soothin' n helpful-like pipes up, "Well Little Brother, I guess if ya don't see young Heath here at work tomorrow yer gonna know it's cuz the boy is dead." And then them Brothers was cacklin' and snortin'.

And every lowlife in the bar took a big ol' swallow from his brown bottle, mournin' the eminent demise a Heath n all.

But ya know bein' the sensitive one n all, Little Brother again set a hand on Heath's shoulder n asked, "Do ya like this Giselle enough ta marry up with her?" Heath nodded, "Yeah, I love her Little Boss. I hadn't counted on gettin' married right yet, but hell I'll marry her."

"Well don't worry too much then, Big Boss ain't gonna kill ya, n he damn sure ain't gonna fire ya, hell, ya got a baby ta support n shit. He might make ya sweat, might make ya wish you was dead, but you'll survive. Yep kid, Big Boss Daughter's gonna have yer balls in her jewelry box real soon."

Everyone in the bar nodded their agreement n washed it right down with a big gulp from their brown bottle.

xxxx

He walked in that front door n little ol' D.J. was just a playin' with them trucks a his, n some crazy kid show called Mutt n Stuff was on the tube. Daryl walked right over to the boy ruffed his hair n said, "Daddy's home ain't ya happy ta see me n all?" D.J. he just giggled n clapped them little hands n went back ta them trucks.

Daryl swaggered on into the kitchen n there was Sweet Baby standin' there at the stove. Damn, them shorts was right up ta the top a her legs. Daryl well ya know what he done about that. Why he walked right up behind her, ran that open palm right up the inside a her thigh n right on over n he took a little rub a that sweet spot he loves so much. His face was there in her neck, n he was suckin on it, n he said, "Hey Baby I missed yer sweet self today."

"I missed you too Mister Dixon, and right after D.J. goes to bed there's something I want to discuss with you." Oh fuck a duck Daryl's heart practically come to a complete stop.

"I ain't in trouble am I Sweet Baby? Ya ain't mad at me are ya?" Y'all know how Young Dixon is when it comes ta Sweet Baby, he's prone ta panic.

She turned right around an she put her arms 'round her man n she whispered, "Don't panic Big Man you're going to get just what you want." She smiled and rubbed a hand right there where…well y'all know. So now Daryl says, "Well that's a real good thing ta know cuz that Bad Boy right there's been actin' up ever since I walked in here n seen ya."

They was kissin' on each other like supper wasn't on the stove n the youngster wasn't home, n don't ya know Daryl's hand had accidentally slid down the back a Sweet Baby's tiny shorts, an her hand mighta found its way down the front a his pants an weren't they both just a moanin', when in toddled little ol' D.J. n said, "Hungee Mama."

Now Daryl he just tickled that boy behind his little ear, smiled n said, "Ya hate Daddy kid, yer never gonna convince me any different." Little Ol' D.J. he just giggled n clapped cuz I know y'all know, he's the happiest baby in the South.

Now Daryl an his man D.J. was enjoyin' the heck outta them pork chops an mac n cheese, even the green beans - they had bacon in 'em which made even green beans edible - n Sweet Baby was movin' hers around on her plate n munchin' on her bowl a leafs, when suddenly Daryl remembers, "Ah man Sweet Baby I didn't tell ya what I heard down at the Mad Dawg." An he proceeds ta tell her 'bout Heath, Giselle n Big Boss Daddy. Sweet Baby she keeps sayin' stuff like "Oh my gawd," n "Are you kidding?" n exclaimin' "Sounds like we'll be going to a wedding real soon!" And D.J. he is just so damn happy a gigglin' n a clappin', after all, there's yummy food n Mama n Daddy are tellin' some kinda excitin' soundin' stories.

Now Daddy n D.J. was just playin' with them trucks n watchin' Ax Men on the TV, n Sweet Baby was cleanin' up the kitchen n talkin' ta Cindy on the phone.

When she's all done she comes in the livin' room ta get that Sweet Little D.J. for his bath, an she says, "Daryl Dixon I can't even believe you didn't tell me Cindy's sister has moved in with them!"

"Dang me I'm sorry Sweet Baby, I got so caught up in yer sweet self, n D.J. n dinner, n the story 'bout Heath, Giselle n Big Boss, I forgot that one." An to his surprise didn't she just walk right up ta him, kiss him on the top a his head, an say, "I know Big Man it's been a busy evening. I'm going to give D.J. his bath why don't you go ahead and take a shower."

Dammit, she never could forget about the fuckin' shower, he wanted ta tell her no he wasn't takin' no damn shower, just had one yesterday, but fuck, she was so sweet an so pretty an he wanted some a that later. Which is why he said, "That's a real good idea."

He was all prettied up, hell he even put on a little deodorant, n he got in D.J.s room just in time for the story, Little Blue Truck. It was no Little Engine That Could but it wasn't bad. D.J. passed out before Mama was done readin'.

He was in his big ol' comfy chair an just happier than a pig in shit cuz she was all curled up in his lap. "So what's on yer mind Sweet Baby?"

"I've made a very big decision Daryl it's something I've thought about for a long time. It's important that we have a strong marriage, give and take, we can't always be just in our own comfort zone." Okay, now he was gettin' all worried again. Shit, he'd thought he was home free, but this was startin' ta sound a lot like he hadn't been doin' his share a the heavy liftin'. He was tryin' ta figure out just what he'd fucked up this time.

He decided the place ta start was rubbin' on her butt a little an holdin' her closer to him. "So whaddya thinkin' Sweet Baby, is there sumthin' wrong with my comfort zone?"

She started ta rubbin' on his chest and squeezin' herself in even closer ta him, an she said, "Oh no Daryl you take real good care of me and D.J., you're the best husband and I'm so lucky to have you. It's me I haven't been a good wife."

Now wait just a fuckin' minute, what? "Whaddya talkin' 'bout Sweet Baby? Yer my perfect wife I don't wanna change not one damn thing 'bout ya Baby." Shit, she wasn't gonna bring up that titty enhancement thing again was she? He liked them titties just like they was.

"No Daryl, I haven't been perfect because I've known since probably the second or third day I knew you, you like to go camping out in the wilderness. I've refused to go, refused to let you take D.J., I've been awful. Well Daryl I'm changing my selfish ways and I want you to take me and D.J. camping."

It was a good damn thing Daryl was settin' down, cuz shit, he was shocked, he hadn't seen that comin', not at all. "Well now Sweet Baby that sounds real damn good, just when was ya thinkin' 'bout doin' this campin' trip?" His hand had accidentally slid back up between her thighs.

"Well I just don't know anything about these things Daryl, you're the expert. How about if you make the plans, then you tell me what I need to do, and then we go. How's that idea?" Was there ever a hotter woman on this whole damn planet? Young Dixon did not think so.

So didn't he just stand right up outta that chair, holdin' Sweet Baby in his arms, and he made his way ta that bedroom just as fast as those legs would carry him. He got her in there n she was a yankin' at his t-shirt n he was pullin' her shirt up over her head, n she was pullin' down his sleep pants, n he was pullin' down her short shorts, an before ya know it they was just a lovin' all over each other, n he was on top, n she was on top, n they was at the foot a the bed, n they was at the head a the bed, n they fell offa the bed. Why they was havin' more fun than two people are allowed on a Wednesday night.

By the time she'd gotten hers three times he could hold off no more, n he got his n they lay there on the floor, half way across the room from the bed. They was breathin' hard, hearts was beatin' a mile a minute, n that's when she rolled right over into him, n she wrapped an arm 'round him an held him tighter than he could ever remember, why it was almost like she was scared a sumthin'.

"Sumthin' wrong Sweet Baby?"

"Daryl after we go camping do you think we could rent a house on the beach in Florida, you know, a nice house and stuff, and take a little more of a fancy vacation?"

Aw kids, ya know he wanted ta laugh out loud, she sounded so sweet n pitiful, and really, he didn't give a flyin' fuck if she never went campin' n he grabbed her real tight to him n he said, "Sweet Baby I'll take ya anywhere ya wanna go."

And damn if they didn't fall asleep, all kinds a satisfied n in love, right there on the floor.

A/N So get on outta yer comfort zone kids it could lead to a night a big fun! Thanks all y'all I hope ya had a good time, please review/comment xo