Fart Torture Stories
Chapter thirty three: Even Uptight Dogs can be Gross
Dylan had a long day of cleaning the house and looking after the puppies, so when mom and dad got home, he took the time to go into his treehouse to let loose. His stomach growled a bit once he entered, making him relieved that he was somewhere no one else could find him. "Okay Dylan. No one else is around. Just you, and your butt." Dylan grunted and pushed out a massive ten second fart, letting out a massive green kibble cloud that made his butt vibrate upon release, much to his relief as he sighed and grunted (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP).
Dyaln continued to fart and let out a bunch of nasty clouds that reeked of the meaty kibble he had for lunch today (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT) (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT) (BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP). Dawkins was outside and looked up to find Dylan's fart gas, letting out a laogh as he decided to see what his brother was up to. "It looks as if Dylan's having another one of his private flatulence parties."
Dawkins climbed up the ladder to Dylan's treehouse with Dylan's butt shown to be pointed at the doorway. This led to Dawkins being behind his butt as Dylan's stomach growled a bit with Dawkins about to speak up about Dylan farting in private before Dylan suddenly cut a massive one minute fart in his face, hitting him with a nasty cloud of rotten eggs that made his butt vibrate as Dawkins' eyes started watering from the stench with his nose burning up, and even a bit of it manaing to get into his mouth before he closed it (PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT).
Dylan sighed of relief as he then heard Dawkins coughing from behind him, looking behind himself and realizing with immense concern that he just blasted a big one onto his sidekick and younger brother. "Dawkins! I'm so sorry! I didn't even notice you were behind me!"
Dawkins rubbed his eyes as he sat up, laughing a bit as he commented on the situation. "Outside of having to taste a bit of your flatulence, nothing unusual came from this. Besides, it's not as bad as when Dolly has HER extra long farts and ends up burping during them." Dylan laughed at Dawkins snarky quipp as the science dog then made an offer. "You know, farting is always fun with a companion." Dylan was intrigued with Dawkins lifting his leg and letting out a loud and bassy twenty second fart that let out a massive green kibble cloud outside of the tree house (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT).
Dylan and Dawkins were more than ready to get their fart on as the two of them went to the middle of the treehouse. The two of them started farting nonstop while filling the treehouse with the nasty scent of kibble farts (PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT) (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP) (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT) (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT) (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP) (BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP (BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP) (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP).
Dawkins then unleashed a massive one minute fart that let out a nasty cloud of rotten eggs that he was holding in for at least a minute or two since mom and dad got home (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT). Dylan scoffed and lifted his leg, cutting a loud and bassy three minute fart, making his butt vibrate violently as he let out a yellow eggy cloud that caused his things to rumble and the treehouse paint to peel (PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT).
Dylan sighed of relief as he and Dawkins then looked around, realizing what they did and laughing a bit before Dylan spoke up. "Let's open up the windows first.