Fart Torture Stories

Chapter Thirty Four: Deer Farting Contest

Bambi was walking with Faline in the forest as the two spoke about what happened before Ronno got bit by that turtle. Faline was curious to learn just how much of the story Thumper told was true. "I had a feeling Thumper was exaggerating. Still, I think you could take on a thousand dogs if you wanted to."

Bambi was a bit surprised to hear that, only to then hear his stomach growl as he felt some gas coming on. "Uh-oh." Faline heard the stomach growl herself, nodding to Bambi to ensure him that it was okay to let it out. Bambi was glad to see that and cut a loud and bassy ten second fart right as a bird went behind his butt, hitting it with a yellow rotten egg cloud (PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT). The bird ended up passing out from Bambi's fart, but neither of them noticed as they continued onward with Bambi seeing his dad coming from nearby. "Oh, hi dad. I'm guessing you saw that?"

"Yes, but don't worry. I'm aware of how natural farting is." Bambi's father assured his son, and then he made a suggestion to his son that could be of use to him. "You know, I think I have an idea for how we can show that Ronno kid who's been picking on you a lesson. A prince must always know when to flex on his enemies."

Bambi and Faline looked at each other with excitement with Bambi telling his father that they were on board. "Whatever it is, we're all for it!"

Bambi and the others were in the middle of the forest with all of the animals watching as Thumper asked Bambi what was going on. "So what exactly are you guys planning here?"

"Basically my dad, Faline, and I are gonna have a deer farting contest with Ronno." Bambi explained, knowing how much fun it'd be to let loose as his dad walked over to them. "Hang on. (Looks at his father) Hey dad, can you...fart on cue?"

Bambi's father happily answered his question, aiming his butt into the air as he released a loud and bassy twenty second fart, making his butt vibrate as he unleashed a green cloud of tree bark (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT). Bambi and Thumper were impressed by this with Ronno coming by and smelling the fart, finding it to be child's play. "Pssh. Give me a break. I could do those in my sleep, I just choose not to."

Bambi rolled his eyes as he made his reply, not having the time to argue with Ronno today. I think we should SEE your powerful gas on the field. Agreed?"

Ronno didn't see any problem with that as they went out onto the field with Ronno getting in between Bambi and Faline, and Bambi standing next to his father. Faline was first, grunting and managing to crack a loud and bassy thirty second fart, surprising everyone else as her butt vibrated when letting out a green cloud of rotting tree bark into the air (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP).

Bambi couldn't help but comment, having never believed a girl could have such big farts. "Wow Faline. I didn't think you could fart like that."

"Girls prefer to fart in private Bambi." Faline told Bambi, knowing that he'd be curious about certain moments in the future. "I'm not one to deny my gas." Ronno scoffed, aiming his butt into the air as he let loose a loud and bassy one minute fart, making his butt vibrate as it was shown unleashing a massive green cloud of rotting berries into the air (BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP).

Bambi had to admit that he was impressed, but he wasn't going down without a fight, raising his butt into the air and letting it vibrate along with his three minute rotten egg fart (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT).

Bambi's yellow cloud was enough to make Ronno's eyes widen as Bambi's father went next, raising his butt into the air and managing to cut a loud and bassy five minute fart, making his butt vibrate violently as his yellow rotten egg gas cloud filled the entire surrounding area within a hundred feet without any effort and made some of the flowers wilt (PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT).

Bambi and all the other animals were amazed by this with a few birds dying as Bambi's father said something proudly. "A prince knows how to fart, but a King knows how to master the fart."

Bambi laughed a bit, unable to deny that with Ronno walking off in shame from having been out farted. "You're right about that dad." Thumper and Flower hi fived each other, having known that Ronno would've gotten blown out of the park from the very start.