Hellos! First off sorry, you know what for. Secondly, I feel like people took the pairing names too seriously. I was just joking around. Well joking around about the pairing names, not the fact there will be a pairing. Thirdly, I'm a terrible person.

Frozen is owned by Disney and Ranma 1/2 is owned by Rumiko Takahashi. If I owned them many, many, many things would be different.

Chapter 5

A heavy sigh filled the room, causing the head of a platinum blonde to look up from the book she's been reading. After staring at the bed, the source of the sound, for a few seconds, she looked back to her book. A minute passed and the sound came up again, this time longer louder. Elsa released a sigh of own and put down her book. In a exasperated voice, "What is it Ranma?"

A squeaky whiny voice replied, "I miss Ucchannnn."

Elsa looked up quickly, -chan also meant close friend right?

"Who's Ucchan, Ranma?"

"Ucchan was the best!" Ranma exclaimed, rolling around in Elsa's bed, getting tangled up in the blankets and pillows.

"Who is she?"

Ranma stopped rolling around, "Ucchan is a guy. We met when we were travelling and pops decided to stay in the area for some weeks. We would fight each other everyday when me and pops traveled."

"Oh"

"It was so much fun! When I win I'd get super tasty food!"

"You beat someone up for food?"

"No! We were best friends! And it's okonomiyaki, so its okay! He would make the best okonomiyaki too." Ranma's eyes seemed to glaze over.

"Whats that?"

"Its like a super yummy pancake with squid and fish and super yummy sauce, and tempura..." With each ingredient listed, Ranma's mouth salivated more.

"That sounds weird, what kind of panca- HEY! You're drooling on my bed!"

"...and corn and cabbage and..."

"EWW! Stop it Ranma!"

"...and sometimes he would wri- OW!" A book hit Ranma's head with surprising speed, knocking him off the bed. "Why'd you do that!"

"You're drooling on my bed. Look! It's all wet now! You're disgusting!"

"What? I'm so hungry, I want okonomiyaki now." Ranma pouted.

"That's not manly you know." Elsa chirped to which Ranma immediately stopped his pout. "Besides we just ate lunch."

"Yea... but Ucchan's okonomiyaki was soo good!" Ranma's eyes started to glaze over again. Suddenly the boy snapped out his nostalgia, "Oh shoot! I'm going to be late!" Ranma dashed out the room.

Elsa slowly lowered the other book she had in her hand. Her eyes followed the the back of the red shirt boy, then her eyes slowly trailed to the damp spot on her bed.

"Yuck."

"That's it! I've had enough of that snotty little barbarian!" Alfred shouted, throwing his right arm in the air. His left arm was in a hastily made cast and whenever he moved his left arm, he winced. His nose was bloody and crooked and his body ached. On his face was a drawn on handlebar mustache, monocle, buck teeth, and devil horns on his bald head.

The King and Queen looked up from the documents they were viewing. While the Queen looked in amused curiosity, the King spoke up calmly. "You look stressed my friend. What's wrong Alfred?"

"What's wrong? Look at me! I have been hurt! Injured! And do you know know why?" Alfred stretched the last word and then took a deep breath. "It's because of the troublesome brat that for some reason is kept in this fine castle!"

As Alfred entered the room further, Ranma followed behind looking innocent as he could with his hands behind his back and his face looking off to the side. He couldn't whistle, but if he could, he would. Farther behind him were Anna's and Elsa's head poking from the side of the door. Elsa being taller, was on the top.

The King noticed his two children and smiled internally. Elsa was still insecure after a three months of being out her room and Anna was playful and troublesome as always. Outwardly, he stood up and walked in front of his faithful butler. "What has he done this time?" This time, referred to the various other times Ranma fooled around with the butler. While he told Ranma to at least level down in his playing, he too thought Alfred need to 'lighten up' as Ranma put it.

"Well!"

Alfred's Flashback

Alfred was pacing around the study room, mumbling and looking at his watch. "The darn boy is late again!" The man started to wring his hand furiously. "That boy needs to learn discipline! But The King wouldn't allow any harm that insolent boy." Despite the complaints he was honestly impressed at the speed the boy was learning, even though it seemed every second he was in that was room was killing him little by little on the inside. "Alfred, he's only a boy." He mocked the king, "Alfred teach him English. Alfred don't be too harsh. Alfred, teach him how to be a gentleman. Alfred, Alfred, Alfred." He sneered, and walked towards the door to go retrieve the beast. As he came close to the door, the door opened up wildly, slamming into his nose. He fell back onto the cold floor and was knocked out.

"I'm here, I'm here!" A little boy cried out just slightly winded. "Butler?" The boy looked about, whipping his ponytail about as he turned his head rapidly, searching for his tutor. There was an audible crack under him and he anxiously removed his feet from the man's left arm. "Heh heh," he chuckled nervously, "didn't see you there..." He saw no signs of movement or response. "Butler? Hellooo?" Ranma started to poke at his face. He suddenly had an idea.

End of Flashback

"I see." The King simply said. He turned around to Ranma who was still attempting and failing to look as innocent as possible. "Ranma, what is your side."

As Ranma spoke, Alfred fumed silently at the fact the King asked for the boy's opinion.

"Well..." Ranma took a deep breath. "I just opened the door... and Alfred fell down..." Ranma bit his lip, and his face turned red, "I have NO idea how the ink got on his face."

The Queen spoke up with a straight face, "My dear Alfred. You may have some ink on your face."

The older man looked in the nearby mirror. The black lines became more pronounced as the surrounding color became a bright vibrant red. Not wanting to make a scene in front of the King, so he stormed out the door, passing the two giggling girls.

The King addressed Ranma with a curt cough. "Ranma, I know I have been lenient with you yet. But I think you have picked on poor Alfred enough, despite your age. I think I will be sending you to a school outside the castle."

Ranma groaned, sagging his arms and head. "Why do I have to go to school anyways? I don't have to be smart to be the best martial artist ever!"

With a sigh, the King replied, "Ranma, it's important that everybody gets an education. Everyone includes you Ranma. Think about it this way, you can finally get out the castle."

"Why can't I go out in the first place?"

The Queen spoke up here, "I believe you know exactly why Ranma."

The boy looked down to hide his reddening face. "How do you know it was because of me?"

"Ranma dear, I honestly do not believe the paintings in our gallery can fall on their own. They only do when you're in the room." The queen started to tap her chin in thought, "We don't breed squirrels in the castle, even so, we wouldn't breed dozens. I still find some of their... droppings around the house. I do find it quite queer that water seems to be attracted to you, especially outside. And also, I seem to be missing some of my belongings."

"It could be a ghost! Not me!"

"A ghost?" The queen smiled, "how childish of you."

Ranma scrunched his faced in annoyance. It wasn't him!

The King cleared his throat, "It does not matter now as you can go out the castle as you wish as long as you attend school. Everyday."

Well that didn't sound too bad. How hard can school be?

"Fine." Ranma conceded.

"You can go out the castle today, so you understand where the school is." The king paused in thought, "I believe it was just a tad bit farther that the castle gates. It should be on your right. It is a small structure but it is recently built"

"Okay!" Ranma gave a curt nod.

"Can we go too?" Anna ran in excitedly, jumping up and down infront of her father. Behind her, Elsa came in the room reluctantly.

The Queen and King looked at each other, then turned towards Anna.

"All right," The King replied, "but I will send a soldier to go with you."

Anna threw a fist in the air, "It's okay! Rammie can protect me!"

"Yeah I can!"

Anna's father coughed into his hand, "Though you two will not need it, I will send one anyways."

The King looked over to Elsa, who was standing by the Queen. "Elsa, would you like to go with them?"

The girl's head turned towards the window and then to the two kids animatedly chatting. She shook her head.

Her father sighed, "All right then." He turned to the two kids, "Give me a minute to get someone to escort you two. You're only going out to see the school. I expect you to listen to the man i assign to you." In response, the two kids nodded their rapidly.

"Finally! Out of the castle!" Ranma shouted, skipping back and forth across the railing of the bridge. Anna would be up there with him but the soldier had a firm grip on her hand.

"Let me go! Nothing's gonna happen to me." Anna complained.

In response the soldier shrugged and replied, "Your father has ordered me to not let you run around."

Anna let out a small 'huff' and pointed to the prancing boy. "How 'bout Rammie?"

"Your father mentioned nothing about him."

"Rammie, wait for meee!" Anna started to tug on the accompanying soldier, making him walk a bit faster.

The aforementioned boy yelled back, "Hey! Is this the school?" Ranma was pointing at a red stone building with glass windows. The two grand doors were open and there were children going out of the building. Ranma stopped and stared, the school looked much different than any school he could remember. As he was thinking, Anna and the unnamed soldier caught up to him.

"The King told me to bring you in and enroll in the school." The soldier took out a white envelope. "Let's go in." Still holding Anna's hand the soldier walked towards the opened doors with Ranma a step behind him.

As they were walking towards the school, a few snickering boys were running towards them. One of them ran into Ranma, bringing him down with the boy. "Hey! Watch it!" Ranma yelled. Without a word or apology, the boy got up and continued to run in the direction of where the other boys were running. After the trampling of feet vanished, the only sound that could be heard was sniffling, but before Ranma could look for the source, the soldier pulled Ranma up.

"Let's go." The two kids and the soldier went inside the building. Ranma turned his head back as they entered the door, trying to look for the source of the crying but it was apparent that the person left.

AN: So, thats the end of this chapter... I'm not really satisfied with it but I wanted something to say "I'M ALIVE!" Once again I apologize, and I really have no good excuse for the reason of the delay. Laziness was the main reason and the secondary reason was that I didn't have a plot or set plan for the story. I do have ideas of course but my main problem is building up to them. But don't worry I WILL BE PRODUCTIVE!