Okay, so I started this about 2 hours I first uploaded this story. Gotta say, I'm honestly surprised at how many people actually read this. Silvdra-zero was the first person for me to get any kind of feedback a couple of minutes after its release and I am really happy for that. Dude, loved your DMC xovers, and hope you keep writing. Also, I am surprised at how many people choose to favorite a story than follow it. Unless you constantly look at your favorites list, you really won't know if they're updated. For those of you who have reviewed, thank you. I am not a stickler for that where I will hold out on my work unless I get enough reviews. I barely ever leave a review unless I really enjoyed it and I have over 2k stories on my follow list. Most of it is Naruto and Xovers.
Anyway, as most people can image if you have played through the games, the funny scenes I think of are really scattered. Just a second ago, I was thinking of the first time Naruko meets Blanc. Yea, pretty sure some of you can see already how that will go and how wrecked the Basilicom will be. Before that, I thought of Naruko's meeting with Vert. Oh, the teasing material that that will bring.
A delay I had with producing this chapter is that I wanted to play through the other games. I have not beaten Victory yet, not because I suck at the game, but because I am a completionist and try to get everything done as soon as possible so things will move smoother later. Well, I fucked up with one chapter and have been avoiding playing since unless I restart. Then I got distracted with Rebirth2.
Personally, I like Nepgear better than Neptune, since Neptune acts like freaking Sailor Moon. Unlike Sailor Moon though, Neptune actually does important things for the story instead of being tied up and having other people save her. P.S. I never watched it, this is from watching the Nostalgia Critics review. I may be a straight male, but it was before my time and I have no interest in watching teen angst centered on a useless girl. If I wanted angst, I would just re-watch Naruto around the time Sasuke left.
Oh and for simplicity sake, I will be telling the Seven Sages' actual names so no confusion occurs and I'm not describing a silhouette. The ripples in the timeline will already start to show in this chapter.
Boardroom
"Um, hmm… Th-Thank you all so much for coming here today. So, um, well…" A very nervous Rei started talking to her fellow Seven Sages.
"Hey! We can't hear you at all. Can't you speak a bit louder!?" Copypaste, a large, loud, obnoxious, robot semi-yelled/said.
"Eep! I'm so, so, so sorry." Rei took a deep breath before try again with more confidence. "I do declare, sirs and madams, that this meeting of the Seven Sages will now commence!"
"Don't stutter like a fool." Arfoire, that pasty clown bitch from every other Neptunia video game and is honestly pathetic as a villain, ridiculed Rei.
"She just stutters otherwise. If she thinks that kind of speech is cute at her age…yikes." Pirachu, whose name is a complete rip-off from Pikachu, tries to demean Rei even further.
"A-At my age? Oh, dear… I know I'm not exactly the youngest thing around, but…"
"Okay, enough, cutie pies. If you tease her about it too much, it's just cruel." Anonydeath, a weird cyborg thing that sound to much like a pretty boy, but looks like he would have more of a masculine voice, finally comes to Rei's rescue.
"Can't we hurry this meeting up? I'm a very busy man with a very busy schedule to keep." Mr. Badd, a fat businessman with many issues, some involving children, says to try and get the meeting back on task.
"Who even called this meeting? I traveled a long way, so if this is stupid, someone will die."
"U-um, the one who called today's meeting was m-me."
"Get outta town! You!?"
"Eek! I'm sorry about that. It was impudent of me to call you all here…" AN. Okay just to clarify, I do not like writing Rei at all. Not because I dislike her as a character, but because everyone picks on her. She has the same exact vibe I get from Hinata, someone who could have easily been one of the biggest badasses in all of Naruto. Don't believe me, watch Road to Ninja. RTN Hinata had me cracking up. She is like a mini-me of Anko.
"Your attitude will never fly in the corporate world, since you take forever to get to the point."
"Still, having little Rei give us a call is rare. Something big must have happened."
"Y-Yes, something has. I can't confirm the info and I haven't done a thorough check, but the credibility is still…"
"Enough procedural nonsense. Out with it."
"O-O-Okay! A-Actually, a new CPU has appeared in Planeptune. Possibly two."
The boardroom completely stilled of any talking and stared at Rei in shock. The most inconsequential member of their group, most of them felt her as a punching bag, actually found useful and possibly dangerous information.
"What? Are you certain of this?"
"R-Rather, had appeared. Or may have appeared, it seems. Or…so it feels…"
"Speak with certainty! Speak with unbridled passion!" AN For those of you who have not played Victory or don't remember, think of Copypaste's voice as Isshin Kurosaki, English dub. It is the same voice actor. Also, Yuzu voice actor is in Hyperdevotion Noire.
"Appeared! Two probable CPUs appeared in Planeptune!"
"I can't be asked to believe it just yet, but if true, this is a big deal, indeed."
"Planeptune, huh…? What do you make of this?"
"That backwater little place gets THREE CPUs!? I could never believe such stupid gossip!"
"S-Say what you'd like, but it's completely true! …Maybe."
"So who's your informant? How'd you get this info?"
"Th-That's…well…"
"I only have reports of one possible CPU from my network, not two."
"How did you get reports of only one and not the other Anonydeath?"
"Oh, my dear Arfoire, my network has placed sensors that specifically search out extreme amounts of energy being released by a single entity. While the only signature I picked up was not at the same level as a goddess, it was extremely close. I am willing to believe little Rei's info if I could pick up at least one. The other might have been in the general vicinity of the other. How did you learn this Rei." While Anonydeath was Rei's biggest help during these meetings, he does not stick his neck out to help her, merely curbs people away from kicking her while she is down.
"Well, um, that is to say… Due to some profound circumstances…"
"I will only warn you once. If you attempt to deceive me, you had better be prepared to die."
"Th-there's no way I'd ever try to deceive you! It's… It's just not possible!"
"Still, it needs verification."
"O-Oh. Um, I'm sorry."
"I don't believe a word of this. How would you even verify this horseshit gossip you call information. I'd rather pick belly lint than follow up on this lead."
"For these kinds of blue-collar situations, I think we all know who would be appropriate. Speaking of lesser beings, that loud-mouthed brat isn't with us today."
"It's a welcome change of pace. Her shrieking pops my eardrums."
"A-Actually, I let her know before we had this meeting… then she ran off without hearing the rest of my report…"
"Hah! Impatient little twerp!"
"Either way, it simplifies matters. We'll just wait for her to get back and then discuss further."
"So we wait for now, huh? I hope it isn't a waste of time."
"And here I wanted to hurry back to the office and work more…"
"Oh hey! I'm starved! When do the caterers get here!?"
"Yeah. It's only polite for the one who called the meeting to provide the attendees with food!?"
"H-Huh? B-But never one of you called one, there wasn't even a pitcher of water…"
"You want to say that again!? Do you have some kind of anti-hospitality disease!?"
"Not at all! I'll prepare some right away!" Poor Rei. She really doesn't deserve to be treated this way. Hopefully they will respect her for her power.
Basilicom
"Oh I see. The Seven Sages are the villains this time around." Neptune, Plutia, and Noire had just arrived back at the Basilicom after killing noobish creatures in the Otorii Great Forest. If Neptune hadn't managed to reset everyone's levels to their originals at this point in the story, along with blocking access to their Super OP Weapons of Masterly Destructiveness, it would have taken mere seconds. She also prevented the others from acting outside the script. Only she could do that. Naruko chose to explore Planeptune before meeting back at the Basilicom.
"…Were you really listening? Are you sure you understand?"
"Why so skeptical? I definitely said 'Oh, I see.'"
"Okay, then paraphrase what I just went over with you?"
"Ooh, here comes a new challenger. I'll gladly face you player 2. Those seven whatevers don't like CPUs ruling than the nations and whine a lot and say bad stuff, right?"
"So far, so good."
"Therefore, I conclude that those folks are the bad guys. Ta-da! Flawless victory!"
"You cut out the whole second half! It's not that simple. I knew you weren't listening to me."
"Aww, okay, you got me."
"Huh? Neppy gave the wrong answer?"
"…Don't tell me you weren't aware of this either." Honestly, one airhead was bad enough. She could tolerate Plutia, but Neptune made everything worse.
"Um, that one girl who goes around saying mean things is one of them, right? I don't like her."
"And you clearly only got about half the situation, too. Fine. I'll explain it again. I might even talk longer this time, so make a sandwich and listen."
SKIP
"So? That was a pretty amazing summary. Did you get all that?"
"Uh…"
"Hmm…"
"Ugh, you're both a waste of carbon. Whatever. I suddenly feel exhausted."
"Gah! Plutie, didja hear that!? Noire just gave up on us!"
"Aww, don't give up on us…"
"You two are so noisy. Just look up the stupid Nepedia entry later."
"Noire, you're such an Ice Queen. And your explanations are so roundabout and hard to understand."
"That's a fact." Suddenly, the tables have turned and now Noire is somehow wrong.
"It's easier on our noggins to call them the bad guys. The uh, um…the Seven Nutmegs."
"The Seven Nutmegs are evil!"
"Seven SAGES! Jeez, how could you forget that name so fast!?" Suddenly, a thought occurred to Noire and she stared at Neptune, who was staring at the door, as if expecting something dramatic and obnoxious to occur. "Speaking of forgetting, what happened to that girl you said would help us? I thought you said that she would be here waiting for us."
"Naruko can find out exactly where we are in a heartbeat. The issue that we should really be focused on is why the plot has not developed yet. Something was supposed to interrupt your box of dialogue."
"What are you talking about?" Before she could get a response, someone knocked on the window pretty loudly. Seeing who it was, Neptune walked over and allowed their visitor to come in. As Naruko climbed through the window, a girl with a frilly pink dress was bound and gagged, preventing from running away and running her mouth.
"Not what I was expecting, but anything to move the plot along."
"Sorry I was late. An obnoxious little girl kept complaining to be about entering the Basilicom so I decided to just bring her up with me." The girl was thrown on the couch, still unable to move. If looks could kill, Naruko would be mildly on fire.
"If she was coming up through the main building, then why did you choose to enter outside from the window." Serious, can Noire meet one person who actually had some common sense.
"But then she would not have scarred by the experience of falling to her death." Naruko said this with a mixture of her usual grin and Anko's smile.
Noire got an enormous shiver up her spine and started to sweat heavily. The look on her face looked too much like Iris Heart's. "Don't you know it is rude and illegal to kidnap children?"
"Really. I do it all the time in my village." Noire just stared in absolute shock and started to raise her guard. "What, I do it so I can torture my future minions into being better warriors."
"Uh, Naruko, I think you mean train, not torture." Neptune could see that Noire was sweating even more than before. When she looked around, she saw that Plutie was not in the room.
"No, I mean torture. I learned from my bestie Anko that training implies that they are barely working hard. Torture shows that they are going to great lengths to get better." Naruko had her eyes closed so she could not see Noire hyperventilating.
"I'm back with the tea. I made one for everyone." Plutia walked back into the room with a tray with five cups of tea on it and set them on the table.
Naruko opened her eyes and saw Plutia for the first time and just started to stare at her. Plutia, thinking it was a game just stared right back at her. After several moments of nothing happening, Naruko leaped across the room and started to hug the life out of Plutia. "Oh my Ramen. You are like Hinata-chan and Anko-chan all wrapped in one. That is so freaking awesome. You and me are going to be great friends."
Plutia, not understanding who it was Naruko was talking about, just went along with the hug while laughing. She was not bothered at all by the fact that she was very close to being smothered.
Meanwhile, Noire was about to go catatonic.
"And so, the GL harem of this game has officially started. You have all been warned now." Neptune managed to find a microphone and narrated the interaction.
Abnes, still bound on the couch, was just deadpanning at the scene now.
After about two minutes, Naruko realized that other people were in the and promptly when back to her semi-serious mode and let Plutia go. Reaching into her inventory, since that her time alone had been to go through the tutorial and all the things that are possible in this game world, Naruko cut through all the bindings on Abnes and her gag.
"What is the meaning of this? What kind of person would kidnap young children and hold them hostage like that. You are a complete danger to children everywhere."
"No, you are talking about Anko. She is the one who shouldn't be around children. She would scar them permanently."
The more Noire heard about this Anko, the more she really wished she would never meet Plutia. Unfortunately, Noire could not yet voice her concerns.
Despite being forced against her will to the place she was already going to, Abnes showcases her manners and politely drinks from her cup of tea.
"Oh, you are that meanie that is a part of the Seven Nutmegs."
"That's Seven Sages." Seriously, how do confuse Sages with Nutmeg. They are completely unrelated.
"Oh, I read about your group in the Nepedia. If it wasn't for the fact that this is a video game and I really don't know about your motives, I would have wiped you all out as soon as possible." Naruto says this with the most nonchalant voice she could muster, which sounded really cocky and arrogant to anyone else listening.
Abnes stares at Naruko, then Neptune, trying to confirm if these two were the new CPUs. Considering how much skill the blonde one had to completely disable her without even trying (Not that hard since she is a little girl. She really overestimates herself), she is definitely a CPU. The other girl looked like a complete joke, so that was probably a mistake on Rei's part.
"Hmm. So you two are the ones I've been looking for." Now she was completely focused on Neptune, try to find any sign that she actually was a CPU.
"Wh-What's with that look? I feel like you're undressing me with your eyeballs, ew…!"
Noire finally was able to return to normal after seeing Abnes really look over Neptune. "Wait, they're targeting Neptune? In that case, sorry, but I don't feel like getting in their way." Noire completely missed that Abnes was talking about Naruko too.
"Oh, me too. Sorry, Neppy…"
"What!? You two are gonna leave my party? C'mon don't do that! We finally got four people.!"
Abnes gained a big smirk after seeing Neptune's outburst. "I guess you could say she's a teen, but her body isn't developed, so…little girl it is!"
"Inconceivable! A girl smaller than me just called me a little girl!?"
"And to think they would allow such a young and naïve little girl to be a CPU!" Abnes suddenly looked as if she had been slighted and her face scrounged up in anger. "It's unjust! It's brutish! It violates international law! I'll never forgive Planeptune!"
"Yikes. Now she's got rabies or something. Ugh, lame! Why do I gotta sit and nod while a little girl makes fun of me? I've never seen her before!"
"Did you just call me a little girl!? Y-Y-You're the little girl, you little girl!"
After that Naruko just kind of zoned out on the couch while Plutia was in her arms laughing and talking to Noire. Noire was very reluctant to come anywhere Naruko, but preferred being closer to her than watch the two babies duke it out. By the time Naruko came back to, Abnes was gone.
"Alright, now it is time to go back out and do some more work." Noire was eager to get out and do something after that bout of stupidity and childishness.
"My feet are on fire! I can't work any more!"
"I'm pretty tired, too…"
"WE HAVE BEEN UP HERE FOR THE LAST THREE HOURS."
"Jeez, cool your spaghetti Noire."
"Yea Noire, you've got way too much energy."
"I concur! I dunno about Plutie, but my perfect frame isn't made for hard labor."
"Don't make such weird excuses! Plutia is the CPU, but you're just a chubby moocher! You're both in positions where you ought to work ten times harder than me!"
"Yikes, that's harsh! You're so strict, Noire! I don't even think Histy has been that hard on me!"
Naruko just watched the back and forth banter and just thought of Ino trying to get Shikamaru to actually do something during the weekday. Ino was about twice as annoy Noire, but Shikamaru was definitely being rivaled by Neptune and Plutia.
"Only people who are pushed to work hard can get their lives in order!"
"Hey, I've been wondering… Who's this Histy person you mention every now and then?"
"Yeah, I'm curious, too. Maybe she's your trainer?"
"Hey, I'm not pocket monster. I was born housetrained. Instead of a trainer, she's more like a coach. Make sense?"
"Ooh, you're so good with synonyms, Neppy…"
"It doesn't matter what term you use. Who is she?"
"Hmm…how do I explain it?" Neptune put her index finger to her temple and assumed the thinking pose. "Histy is the Oracle for my nation. She floats on a book and is real smart, but kinda spacey…and she's the type of person who always gets mad and tells me to work more. Is she a 'person'…?"
"Okay, enough. I think I got the gist of it."
"You understand after that? I really can't believe how smart you are, Noire…!"
"Whoa, really? I'm more surprised that you didn't get it, Plutie! See? This is my shocked face." Neptune's eyes were wide open with a bead of sweat under her eye and her lips in a straight line.
"I was lying. I don't get it. Still, there's something like what you described here, too." Noire stopped and gathered her thoughts for a second. "Something that floats and is smart but also kind of out of it…and yells about work."
A thought stuck in Plutia's head and made the connection. "That sounds like Histoire!"
Neptune nodded her head in agreement. "That's the one! I'm glad you finally understand." Neptune stopped nodding when she realized she never said Histoire's actual name. "Wait, you said Histoire, right!?"
A very tiny knock came from the door, almost silent if it wasn't for the fact that all the conversation had stopped. Naruko had went back to nodding off during half of this conversation, yet suddenly became very alert at that knocking. "Plutia! Plutia! Please open the door! –(･∀･ ) A.N. Please forgive me if it is not the exact emoticon. I really don't use them.
"Maybe she heard us talking about her."
"That voice…! It's way more loli than the one I'm used to, but it sounds like…"
"Welcome home, Histoire."
Naruko saw a small fairy girl dressed kind of similar to Abnes float into the room, struggle with an orange filled with something heavy for the tiny girl's weight. Seriously, the back is almost the same size as her.
"Phew… I finally made it back… (; ･∀･ )"
"Jumpin' Jack Flash!" Histy shrunk and turned into Shrinksty.
"Aren't you a bit late? Where did you wander off to?"
"I went shopping at the five and dime outside of town. (~_~;)"
"That's less than an hour's walk."
"Yes, but I had to locate and purchase three AA batteries, which were rather heavy. Due to that, my return trip took me about three days. (-_-;)" Naruko sweatdropped at that. Why didn't she just ask someone to help her carry the batteries back to the Basilicom.
"Aww, but you're so itty-bitty. Don't push yourself so hard."
"Yeah, there's something wrong with you."
"Ooh, I am so ashamed of my tardiness." Histoire looked around the room to see two new faces. The purple haired one seemed very familiar, while the blonde haired girl was a complete unknown. However, she could sense a lot of power in her, almost at the output of a CPU's HDD form. Just because she was lacking in certain functions doesn't mean she was useless. "Hmm? Two new faces. Who are they? ( ｡_｡)"
Plutia grabbed Neptune and brought her in front of Histoire. "This is Neppy, my new friend."
Naruko leaped from the couched and hugged Plutia from behind. "And my name is Naruko, and Plutia is my new bestie."
Histoire just smiled at meeting the two friendly people. "Nice to meet you two. Neptune, I have a strange feeling that we have met somewhere before… (-.-) Anyway, my name is Histoire and I guide the CPU of this nation."
Neptune's eyes started sparkling after Histoire finished her introduction. "Y-Y-You're… You're Histy! A teeny-tiny bite-sized Histy!" Neptune couldn't help herself and started cuddling Histy like Naruko did to Plutia earlier. Unfortunately for Histoire, she in nowhere near the same size as Plutia and Neptune started to crush her in the embrace.
"Eep! Wh-What is wrong with you? Please refrain from grabbing me all of a sudden! Σ (ﾟдﾟ|||)" Histoire started struggling for dear life as she felt her tiny bones starting to break.
"So flippin' cute! She fits in your palm! Mini-Histy! This is the best thing ever!" Neptune squeezes Histy even harder than before.
Naruko, Plutia and Noire just watched the interaction go on from the side. "So Histy…is Histoire?"
"Looks that way. But she keeps calling her small or something."
"Oh, I get it now… I like that nickname…Maybe I'll use it, too!"
"I know you think she is crazy Noire, but she is definitely telling the truth. I am not from this world either because Neptune summoned me to help you."
"O-Ouch, this is quite painful… Help me, you three…! (Д ;)"
"Uh-Oh, looks like Histy is about to get squeezed to death."
"Neptune, hey, let her go! You're crushing her." Noire forcibly separated Neptune form Histoire. Histy fell to the floor, unable to keep herself up due to the amount of pain she was feeling.
Once she could get back to flying under her own power, she got into Lecture Mode. Immediately, she started talking down to Neptune as if she was a child, which was not from the truth at all. "How awful! You must not grab people and squeeze them with all your might! ﾟ (ﾟ´д`ﾟ) ﾟ"
"Hehe, sorry about that. I couldn't help myself… You're just so cute and tiny!"
"So basically, if you had a little hamster or something, it'd die before you got it home."
"Hey, can I take her home with me? If I set her by Big Histy, it'd make for a mind-melting picture!" Naruko wanted to say something about defeating the final boss here, but for the sake of the plot, she could not say a thing.
"There's a Big Histy, too? Fun! Why don't we trade?"
"Please do not offer me up like some kind of bartering chip." Histy finally calmed down from her near death experience and fully examined Neptune. "So…Neptune, was it? (´▽`)"
"Yep. Baww, I guess you don't know who I am either, huh, Histy?"
"I do not. (=_=) Well, I do not believe that I do, but something within me…"
"Really!? So then you do know me!?"
"No, No. It is nothing like that. May I hear your situation?"
"You bet!"
Zeca Ruins No. 1
After the train wreck that was contacting Neptune's home dimension and Noire and Plutia realizing that she is not crazy, Neptune settled back into her regular routine of being a lazy bum in Planeptune's Basilicom. The only difference is that she doesn't have the latest games to play. After getting the motivation to try and become a CPU again, Neptune, Naruko, and Plutia follow Noire to the ruins to search for the CPU memory with her. Neptune was really in to become a CPU while Plutia and Naruko just went along for the adventure. After seeing Arfoire and Pirachu, Plutia went after the rodent while Noire and Neptune had to stay behind to fight. Naruko did not want to leave either party alone, so she left a Shadow Clone to help out with the fight while she personally went after Plutia.
"Damn, that old lady has some pretty wild tantrums. Seriously, getting upset at two three humans for no reason other than how one of them looks. Must be that time of the month for her. It is cool if she flips out by herself, but I'd rather not get dragged into it."
"Please wait for meeee, Mister Rat…!"
Pirachu turned around to Plutia following him. He had to stop and admire her beauty.
"Phew, I finally caught up… Awwwwwwwwwwww, you really are adorable, aren't you?"
"You think I'm cute…?" Pirachu's eyes turned to hearts hearing this.
"Oh my, yes. Cute and cuddly."
"Hehehe. You got good eyes, girlie. However, I am not a rat. You may call me…Pirachu!"
"Peer-at-you? Aw, that's not a cute name at all." Shots fired.
"Wh-What'd you say!?"
"I dunno. Mister Rat, um…"
"I said Pirachu! Why're you staring at me?" He was starting to get annoyed at this airhead. Beautiful she may be, but she kept sending mixed signals.
"Plutia, I finally caught up to you." Naruko jumped down from the ceiling and landed behind Plutia. Naruko took a deep look at the rodent before talking again. "I know you love stuffed animals Plu-chan, but that is an actual rat." Naruko dealt with talking toad all the time. She could tell if something was in a costume or henge a lot better than most.
"Really. That is a problem. Rats are really icky." Pirachu took offense to that.
"I-I-Icky!? I'll have you know that among rats, I'm the one who takes his hygiene seriously! Why am I even talking to you, airhead? I'm a busy rodent, so I'm outta here!"
"But real rats dig through the trash and play in poopy sewers. Ewwwwwwww. Just as I thought, you're gross!" Funny from someone who not three minutes ago was calling him cute and cuddly.
"Hey, stop picking on me, wouldja?" Pirachu started to run forward, but was stopped by Naruko.
"You are not going anywhere until you answer our questions."
"Yea, you have the thing right? The one that Neppy and Noire really, really want…?"
"I don't know what you are talking about. Also, you can forget what those to broads want, because they are probably not going to see you again."
Naruko wanted to do more to help, but once again, the plot was preventing her from just talking the two CPU memories from him.
"Huh? What does that mean?"
"That old lady never heard of the word 'mercy.' I bet that right about now, they're toast. So sorry they got caught up in her menopausal nonsense." Pirachu completely brushed off the fact that he is outnumbered and could piss one of the two girls off.
"…What does that mean? Are you saying something bad happened to my friends…?"
"I didn't do it. Just think of it like this; they ran outta luck today."
At that moment the Shadow Clone's memories returned to Naruko and she saw that Noire and Neptune were getting slaughtered and needed help. "Plu, they need help now!"
"You know, if something really bad happened to the, I might get angry. Noire always stops me, but…"
Pirachu was about to mouth off again, when he felt a really cold chill run up his spine once she finished talking.
"It's okay to get mad at times like this, right? I need to get back to them…" Plutia stops thinking out loud and got a weird smile on her face. A smile Naruko is very familiar with. "Fine, I'm gonna do it!"
An extremely bright flash erupted from Plutia that even Naruko had to divert her eyes from. Before Naruko could fully see again, she heard a very sensual voice that just reminded her even more of Anko.
"Hmhmhmhmm. Such big balls on such a tiny rodent, showing me such arrogance…"
"W-Who are you? Wh-Where'd that airhead go!?" His instincts were telling him to run, but he was stuck in place.
"Rats…are disgusting little bottom-feeders whose only skill is wallowing in others' filth."
Naruko just stared at Plutia's new form and only one thought came to her mind. "Hello Lady Boner."
Noire and Neptune's location
After thoroughly getting their ass kicked by Arfoire, the two girls were barely hanging on. Naruko's clone popped about ten minutes into the fight and that is around the same time that things went downhill. None of their attacks were working, and the only one who could damage Arfoire disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Urgh…Are we gonna lose?"
"Man, she seriously didn't look this strong. Is it okay for the protagonist to lose so soon…?" Neptune was doing her best to ignore the pain she currently felt. She forgot how much this hurts without her high level gear. Probably wasn't the best idea she ever had, but she is stuck with it.
"Weak… So weak that it annoys me! Why did I get worked up over these worthless girls!? Where did that blonde one go? At least she gave me a moderate workout."
"Are you asking us or something? I dunno! Naruko went after Plutie, and you're the one that flipped out and transformed…"
"Silence! Every noise you make frustrates me even further!" Arfoire did a sweep kick and then slammed her first into Neptune's gut, making her go flying across the room and land near Noire. "I've had enough of you. Time to die as pathetically as you lived!" Arfoire raised her spear, ready to decapitate both girls while they were on the ground. "Say good-bye!" Noire and Neptune closed their eyes, waiting for the inevitable when they heard the sound of steel clashing against steel, and the sound of a body hitting against the wall.
Arfoire quickly got back up to face whoever stopped her killing blow. "Who dares to try and stop me?"
In front of Arfoire stood the Iris Heart, in all her sexy and sadistic glory. "My, my… This is so pitiful, yet somehow…marvelous. Adorable young ladies getting laid out by an ugly tramp is a rare sight."
"Who the hell are you?"
Neptune looked up from the ground to see very scantily clad bluenette standing in front of them. She barely noticed Noire trembling on the ground next to her. "Snappy snap! Another villain! Wait, is she a dominatrix…? An angry goth geezer one-way, a dark dominatrix the other. We're screwed. Bye-Bye, life!"
"W-W-Why did you transform, Plutia!?" Now Neptune could hear the fear in her voice.
"I know, doesn't she look absolutely stunning." Neptune started feeling better almost immediately after Naruko said her piece.
"Wait, you're saying that THIS is little airheaded Plutie's HDD form." Neptune then started deadpanned at Naruko. "Any you find her more attractive than before when she is radiating such bloodlust. You, girlfriend, have some messed up tastes."
"Awww, it is not my little Naru-chan's fault that she can't resist me. Although, her face a little more contorted in pain will make her face even more cute." Now Neptune was completely shivering at that part and wished Naruko luck in survival. "You wound me so Noire. Naruko kept you from feeling any more pain and I saved your cute ass from dying. The least you could do is thank me for transforming." Iris Heart lifted Noire off of the ground and started using her finger to trace her face, relishing in the trembling she makes from the close contact. "Poor little Noire. You have such high hopes, but such little strength to crush your obstacles." The fact that Iris Heart sounded like she was talking to a puppy made it even harsher on Noire's self-esteem.
"You didn't have to go that far…"
"Mmm, how cute. With tears in your eyes and that hurt expression, I'd think you just became an adult." Iris Heart diverted her eyes away from Noire's face and turned away. "No. Don't make that face anymore. If you keep it up, I doubt I can control my urge to torment you. Or maybe that's what you want. Is that your 'please punish me' face?"
"I DON'T HAVE A FACE LIKE THAT!" Noire's face went bright red in embarrassment.
"I'll show you my 'please punish me' face, Madame Goddess!" Neptune heard this and just thinks that Naruko is way too eager to go straight to S&M with Plutia.
"Now, Now, Naru-chan. I believe that I told you that you may call me Iris Heart when I am in this form. I think I will have to punish you when this is over."
"I look forward to it Mistress! I can create the chains anytime you wish." Iris Heart cannot stop laughing after hearing her comment. She is definitely a higher ranked toy than the other two.
"Crap. This is the absolute worse case scenario. I told her not to transform so many times, and Naruko is making it so much worse." Noire whispered to Neptune, trying to keep the attention off of her.
"Sadie is really appropriate for this form rather than Plutie. Her HDD transformation is so radical compared to the others. I mean, I get a rocking bod and become more mature, and Blanc gets so easily pissed off that if someone knocked on the door while she was reading, she might destroy her Basilicom, but this takes it to a whole new level."
Arfoire finally got her bearings back from that sucker punch she suffered and stood tall to look Iris Heart in the eye. "You… Are you Planeptune's CPU?"
"Bingo. I am CPU Iris Heart, ruler of Planeptune. Even a stupid tramp like you caught on, huh?"
"That's quite a mouth you have. Also, that thing you're dragging behind you…" Arfoire pointed to Pirachu, who looked like he spent 10 minutes getting the shit beaten out of him by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. His head was completely swollen, and his tail looked like it was about to be ripped off. His eyes were completely blank and he was frothing at the mouth.
"Ah, yes. Mr. Rat. He tried to tell me that I couldn't have what he was carrying. Being the kind and generous person I am, I decided to give him a better position other than scum under my boot. I took what I wanted and decided to make him my toy." Iris had a really dark laugh after that. "Sad to say that he broke after two minutes." Iris Heart through the rat on the ground, with it making absolutely no sudden movements.
"Well, if you think such a minor victory will make me hesitate, you have another thing coming."
"Control your urges, bitch. Just sit there and stay for a couple minutes. I still have to reward you for giving 'my' girls such pained expressions. Just be quiet for a while so I can deal with more important business."
Arfoire would have said something back, but the chance to crush three goddesses at the same time made waiting all the more sweeter.
"Here, you two." Noire and Neptune looked in shock at the fact that Iris Heart had the CPU memories. "You two want these, right?"
"Of course, you know that!" Iris Heart enjoyed to conflicted look on Noire's face. Noire knew her well enough in this form to know that she doesn't do freebies.
Neptune complete ignores Noire's hesitation. "Me me me! I want one, yeah!"
"I see. So you want them. If you want something, there's a certain attitude you must adopt to get it. If you want me to give these to you, I'm hoping you will do something for me…" Iris Heart felt an even bigger sense of ecstasy when Noire's face scrunched up even more.
"Dammit."
"Wh-What? Whatever could it be, Sadie? Uh-oh! Do you want my sexy bod!? NO!" Neptune then looked down at her shoes bashfully. "…But I guess, if it's you… M-Maybe, if you're gentle…" Neptune was really blushing up a storm. If what Naruko was saying was any indication, she is going to be up in some really kinky shit.
Noire flipped out and grabbed Neptune's arm. "I-Idiot! Don't joke like that when Plutia is in that form!"
"Your body, hmm? Hahaha! That's not half-bad, little Neptune."
"Brrrrr! My spine just froze…!"
"Take the deal Mistress. Neptune had me transform into what her HDD form would look like. She is really delectable." Neptune saw Naruko looking at her real hungrily, with her normally clear blue eyes changed into pure red with a black slit pupil. Her hair got really frizzled on her scalp and her whisker markers got more pronounced.
"Uh, maybe I spoke a bit too soon. So Plutie, actually…"
"You wouldn't dare to retract your delectable offer now, would you? Naruko over there would be so disappointed in you if you did."
"U-Um, well, if that's how things gotta go, um… Ta-Ta-Tu-Try to be nice and gentle, okay?" Neptune's voice died out a bit at the end of her sentence, knowing that it was not likely.
"Ooh, my silken touch will be anything but painful. Let's save your body for later…" Iris Heart turned to Noire. "Right now, my body aches for you, Noire. How will you top little Neptune's offer? You're not the type to accept sloppy seconds, so surely you'll have something better for me." Iris Heart knows that Noire is, above all else, prideful and would never admit to being second best to anyone.
"B-Better than my body!? What more is there to offer!? And Naruko, I don't want to hear any suggestions from you!" Naruko, in her current state, only grunted at her before going back to staring at Iris Heart. "Grrr! You've set up a stupidly high hurdle for me to jump, Neptune!"
"Shame on me, I know… I didn't think she'd take me seriously… Aww, what're they gonna do to me. I don't how out of it Naruko seems to be right now. I think Mr. Izawa screwed up with the summoning."
Everyone just ignored that last part Neptune said. Iris Heart raised one of the CPU Memories in her hand, just staring at it for Noire to see. "I see. Noire doesn't really want this, after all. I'm so, so sad… But it isn't like I need another one. I suppose I'll just throw it away."
"N-No! You're kidding, right? If you're just gonna throw it away, give it to me instead!"
"But I thought you'd be happy to give yourself to me. I thought you really wanted this. I wonder how long it would take for you to find another one, all by yourself…"
"G-Grrr…"
"Noire, bunch up your pride like worn undies and toss it away! It's not that hard, is it!? Even if you get groped a bit, or get into some kinky stuff, you'll end up able to transform!"
"Those options are the worst things I've ever heard! How about you shut up!?"
"But you do have a point." Noire looked at Iris Heart in hope. Maybe she would get away without having to do so weird stuff. "If I discard this and someone boring finds it, that would be a pain. Maybe it's best to destroy it. I'll smash it on the ground and grind it to dust under my heel! Or maybe I should give it to Naruko. That way my favorite pet ever will be able to play with me for all eternity."
"W-Wait! Okay, just…just wait!"
"Oh? Did I hear something that isn't what I asked to hear?"
"Ugh… Fine…" Noire finally was able to swallow up her pride, however she looked like she was kissing a trout as she struggled to get the words out. "Y-You…can ask me…"
"What? I can't hear your pathetic whimpering." Let's see how far she can push Noire before she explodes.
"I'll…do any one thing you ask of me, s-so…please!"
Iris Heart was pleasantly surprised at Noire's offer. She knew that Noire would offer something similar to it, but complete freebie? She'll be sure to save that for later. She laughed out loud in her usual sadistic voice to further embarrass Noire. "Beautiful! What an absolutely tempting proposal!"
"Whoa. That's extreme, Noire!"
"Fuck!"
"You've both done so well today. Here is your reward for keeping me entertained." Iris Heart gave each of them a CPU memory before standing next to Naruko and giving her head a petting.
"Thanks! Well, I mean, my head is knocking around some pretty complex emotions right now, but…"
"At last… Finally, I can…!"
"Would it please you mistress if I became a CPU too?"
"Yes, but Noire and Neppy obviously need it a lot more than you do. If something were to happen to them that I didn't do, I would be most upset. They need it to protect themselves. When the chance comes up, I do want you to get one." A.N. Pretty sure most of you can guess when exactly it is that Naruko will become a CPU. And yes, she will be called Orange Heart. It is not Naruto/Naruko if he doesn't love ramen and the color orange. Iris Heart turned to Arfoire, who was standing on the other side of the room, checking her phone for something while the event was taking place. "I'm sorry for all the foreplay. You're such a good villain to wait for us in silence."
"Tch. I just didn't want to get involved in that incredibly demeaning farce. Besides, aren't those two your friends? Are you sure you want them to go through with this?"
"They are mine, yes. What's the problem?"
"You must know what will happen if someone lacking the ability tries to use one of those."
"Ugh…" Noire starts to lose her resolve after hearing that there could be a downside to this if she is not good enough.
"They would take on a most hideous form, correct? If that happens, oh well."
"CPU of Planeptune… You are a cold, unfeeling woman."
"Don't misunderstand. Whether they're these cute little ladies or hideous monsters… I will… play with them just the same."
"If… If I don't have what it takes to become a CPU… If I turn into a monster…" Noire's resolve really was starting to break. She needed something annoyingly stupid to strengthen it stat!
"Okay, whatever! Neptune's gonna go first!" There we go.
"Huh? W-Wait a second. Aren't you having any second thoughts or misgivings!?" How reckless can a girl be without even thinking about something that could turn you into a monster.
"Watch me turn into a really cool chick, Noire!"
"I said to wait! I'm gonna become a CPU before you!"
The memories started glow, with both Noire and Neptune resonating with them. "Huh!? The items are reacting! Impossible!"
"Hmhmhmm. As expected of my little darlings."
"Good job Neppy and Noire-chan."
"Ahh. It's been too long since I've taken on this form. No… It feels different here…" Naruko was able to stop thinking of having sex with Iris Heart/Plutia later, she really didn't care which form, to notice how different Purple Heart acted from Neptune. Though Iris Heart kind of takes the edge off of the surprise with how she develops physically, the mental maturity is also there in Purple Heart. Naruko knows that Plutia herself is very sadistic, she just is too airheaded to really show it all the time. She does have the aura of a sadist and that is what brought her in.
"I did it! I've become a CPU! Hahaha! Of course I did! There's no way I wouldn't! Man, this is the best feeling!" And Black Heart is just Noire with her arrogance jacked up and her hair a different color.
"Mmm. You're both lovely."
"I don't believe this… Is this even statistically possible…?"
"Why bother with statistics when reality already gave you its answer?"
"Now then… You took us to the cleaners before, but now it's time for our payback!" Black Heart sounded a lot like a sadist with how happy she was.
"Hahaha! How unfortunate for you, having to take on all four of us. Your body just might break!"
"Don't act so confident…CPUs or not, you're just… Rather, this is preferable. Instead of wasting my time, I get to bury you all right here!"
"Such a tired trope. Ah, I did forget to say my own cliché…"
"What? Stop muttering to yourself! I hardly expect you to beg for mercy now!"
"Of course we won't. You took it upon yourself to torture these two, which pisses me off. So… Don't you dare think I will show you any leniency!"
One Boss Fight Later
"Hahaha, an easy win! Amazing… This is the power of a CPU!" Black Heart gloated her victory over Arfoire in her arrogant demeanor. Pretty sure she already forgot that she got her ass kicked by that opponent.
"I'm not quite back to my normal level of output, but an enemy like her is a nonissue."
"The climax, already? She was easier than she looked."
"Huh, I guess I don't have to hold back as much around you girls after seeing how powerful HDD makes you. I was trying to match your level of power so I could enjoy the game, but since you are more powerful already, I guess I can let go more." In all seriousness, Naruko had no plans of unleashing her more devastating abilities in this world. If everything is data, then would her Rasenshuriken actually work. Also, she had no plans of destroying any of her friends' nations in the future. If they were in an isolated environment, with her allies being able to be in the presence of a full powered Bijuudama, then she might consider unleashing her planet buster techniques, if she can unlock her power. With how things are going, it might take a couple months or years before the block is removed.
"You quadruple-teaming bitches…! You call siccing three CPUs and one strong ass human on one person 'justice'!?"
"Huh? Is she acting like a sore loser to anyone else?"
"I remember she said something about burying us all right here."
"Considering the fact that you tried to kill those two over the fact that you hated Neptune when you literally just met her, your argument is invalid."
"If you haven't tasted enough of our menu, I can always feed you some one-on-one service…"
"Grrr! I won't forget this!"
"Ahahaha! That's so lame! She sounded like she took that out of a "Villainy 101" book!"
"Mistress, why did you offer her the one-on-one service before me?" Naruko was half whining and pouting at this time. Her facial features returned to normal during the fight.
Purple Heart and Black Heart both exchanged deadpan looks at each as they watched Iris Heart whisper words into Naruko's ear. Naruko face experienced a lot of emotions, most prevalent being glee and lust. They both waited till the two were done as they did not want any of what was going through their minds.
"Was it wise to let her escape? We could've captured her and pumped her for more information."
"I don't care. Tormenting someone like her isn't fun at all, and interrogations are boring as sin."
"Mistress, if Anko-chan heard, she would have you shadow her all day and watch her work her methods."
"Oh, what does she do?" Black Heart and Purple Heart were somewhat curious as well, but mostly afraid of what this woman did. Purple Heart read Naruto so she knows what she does in the manga, but Naruko is from a different world so it might not be the same.
"Anko-chan is the head of Torture and Interrogation department. During the war, she got promoted and now gets to spend her days make people scream in her name. When she is not sexing Hinata and me up, she is mentally scarring children that had no business being shinobi. The morally right thing she does is prep young kunoichi for what happens if their missions go wrong. She has Kurenai-sensei help with it, but they both always have to shut down their emotions. After what her sensei did to her as a child, she truly does hate rape. Unless it is role-play. Then she is all for it. Like this one time where she spiked my drink and I woke and she…" Naruko starting rambling after that, and what she said truly scared Black Heart and Purple Heart. Anko's personality got even worse after Orochimaru's soul was removed, apparently. Either that or the manga just stayed as far away as possible from Anko.
"My my, she does sound very fun. I hope to meet her one-day. After this is over, you should take me back to your home village."
"Of course. I'm sure she would love to meet you too." Yep, the Apocalypse was coming soon for this world. Good thing for Purple Heart that this was not her world. Better here than there.
"I'm surprised, Plutie. I never thought your HDD form would be quite like…this…"
"And what, pray tell, is 'this'? Form the words with those pretty, pursed lips of yours."
"Yeah Purple Heart, you change a lot more than Iris Heart does. You don't have the attention span of a rock in this form. If pay close attention to Plu-chan, you would see that she is a sadist too."
"I appreciate you admiring me, regardless of my form. You truly will be one of my favorite toys to play with."
"Ugh! I told you time and again not to transform! When you change back, it's punishment time!"
"When I change back, I'm just a weak little girl. Why not try to punish this form?" Seems Black Heart has gotten an even bigger head than before.
"Fine, if that's how you want to play it. I'm a CPU now too, so I should be more than a match!" Yep, her ass is going to be really red and sore if she goes through with this. Take that however you want to.
"Don't Noire. If Plutie hadn't transformed and come to our aid, we wouldn't be alive now." Purple Heart turned toward Iris Heart and bowed. "Thank you. You saved us."
"Aw, don't mention it. After all…"
"…After all?" Purple Heart did not notice Naruko sneaking up behind her.
"Hmhmhmm. I do so adore the small, jiggly-cheeked Neppy, but this new form is quite delectable, too. Aww, I can't decide which of your two bodily forms to take…"
"Huh? Um, that deal… That was just…" Once she finished those words, she was very violently groped by Naruko, would was really feeling her up. Purple Heart's face turned bright red and moaned from her actions.
"Hmm, small DD-cups, but firmer than yours Mistress. Her ass is a lot firmer than her loli form."
"Yes, very tempting indeed."
"Plutia! That's going too far!" Black Heart would have said more, but the look Naruko was giving her said that she would be next if she did not shut the fuck up!
"But Noire, you said you would do any one thing I asked, right? Hmm, I wonder what kind of demand I should make! So many ideas, but I can only choose one!" Oh, she was going to troll Black Heart over this. She is going to hold this favor for a while, but make it seem like she already cashed it in. Black Heart's pride would not allow her to knowingly have to owe her anything. If she just suggested doing something without directly telling her to do it, she could cash it anytime she wanted without Black Heart nagging her to use it already. Oh, how sweet it will be in a couple of years. She would let Purple Heart out of it since she surprisingly would not make as big as a fuss about it as Black Heart will.
"H-Huh!? What're you talking about? I said that in the heat of the moment! Don't tell me…"
"You better not ask me whether or not I'm going to take what you said seriously. I am."
"Ugh…"
"Don't worry Black Heart. I'll be sure to take real good care of you once we get down to business." When Iris Heart was whispering to her, she retold Naruko of her master plan, so she knew full well what was going to happen. The plan was actually made on their way to save Noire and Neptune. Deception is a kunoichi's bread and butter, and this would make them even more off-balanced on her role.
"In any event, it's uncouth to sit here like this. Let's go back to the Basilicom. Prepare yourselves. The both of you. Hmhmhmhmhmm…" Purple Heart and Black Heart could sense their impending doom approaching. They could tell that in the future, they would be suffering a lot more. Naruko was just laughing behind them. The future was going to be so much fun!
Chapter End
So yea, really saw divergence with Abnes. It was done on a whim, since I remember the time Naruto jumped Sasuke and tied him up by surprise. It could not be much harder with Abnes.
Some people may complain that Naruko is a complete masochist and that is what will be seen throughout the whole story. That is not true. Part of what Naruko was saying was a result of the plan with Iris Heart. Naruko is definitely attracted to both forms of Plutia, and is definitely a masochist, but nowhere near as much as what I did this chapter. Most of it was for comedic effect and I hope that some of you were happy. The other part of why Naruko behaved the way she did was because Kurumi (fem-Kurama) was slightly influencing her from behind the seal. Kurumi is the real masochist because in this story, let's just say that after being inside Kushina, she was much more, cooperative, once she was sealed inside Naruko and regained control of herself. Again, take it however you want.
The next chapter is not going to be the start of chapter 2. Sorry, but the next chapter is going to be a lot shorter than this one was. It is going to take place in the 3-year timeskip while Noire is building Lastation. What occurs during that time is a secret to me alone.
I am requesting that anyone who wants to write lemons for this story just PM me. I am an almost 19-year old virgin male, so I have absolutely no experience with lesbian sex, or sex in general. I do not plan on turning my brain into mush because I am going to start watching so much porn. I actually have a life to live. So, I need some help.
This is not my only project coming out in the near future. Next weekend is guaranteed to have absolutely no updates because I have "business" to attend to at my college. Needless to say, I'm going to be busy having fun. So as much as I would like to write, I need to be with my friends during this time period. It has been an extremely lonely couple of months and it will be the most social interaction I've had. But, I hope to have my other two main projects out before I leave on Thursday. I am really into obscure X-overs that aren't as popular as they should be.
The first story is a Borderlands Xover, again with Naruto. I have really gotten back into it with the Handsome Collection on Xbox One. Seriously, it is the absolute best deal they have ever offered. Close to $300 in content along with days of gameplay if you actually don't cheat and just play the game. I thought that fanfiction would increase after the Pre-sequel, but it has just stagnated. Anyway, that is almost done and might be released tomorrow. It has been thought of for over a year, but has been remade because of new information.
The other is something that a year ago, I would have never thought of doing. However, because of one author, whose dedication for his story has been incredible, I really played with the idea of writing this type of crossover. It is once again, Naruto, but the other category is Total Drama Island. The author I'm talking about is Mumei Mu. I hold him to about the same respect I hold for Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer, which is a lot. He has put so much effort to that story that I feel the need to write it. Unfortunately, the idea slipped my mind once I started the Hyperdimension series. But now, it is back with a vengeance. I haven't started writing it yet, but I have the idea really wrapped up in my mind.
Really hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Please review or pm me if you want to make anything happen in this story. I am very open for suggestions with my work so don't be afraid. If anyone is on Xbox Live, my Gamertag is GCMaster415. I also have a steam account if you want to quickly message me, which is also GCMaster415. If that doesn't come up, check duaned30. If you are on PlayStation my account name is, and please don't judge, I was like 13 when I made this and thought it was cool, is Animeluvr973. If you see me playing Victory, I'm either working on the story getting the dialogue, or playing through the story a chapter ahead.