Have to say, I thought I would get a lot more flak for making Naruko out to be such a masochist in Part 2, but I guess not. Oh, just remember who most of the fans of this game series are, according to the games. I am not in that majority, the perverts who actually measure the characters bust size (that was an Event in Rebirth2), and so I am conflicted on who is really reading this. Also just realized I forgot about the part where Neptune connected with the Histoire of her world. Just assume that it took place after the bath like usual. Also, I will be referring to the Lowee Minister as the characters do because they do not know his true identity, but his description will be similar to the one I already used for him. It is a spoiler if you haven't played the game yet.

As a side note, me taking the dialogue directly from the game got a little tiring, so I am just going to do stuff from memory. It is easier that way and people won't get bored reading if they have played rebirth3.

"…Do I start talking now? I'm just gonna go, okay? Um, hello. It has been about three years since Neppy and Naru-chan came to my dimension… Noire made her own nation and is trying really hard to make it super cool. But because of her, Lowee's shares have dropped and the two nations have bad blood. But of course, Planeptune is as perfect as always…That…That's my last cue card. Does that mean I said everything? Did I do good, Neppy?"

"Hmm, maybe you're not really the energetic reporting type."

"Aww. I thought I could do it…"

"And with that, let's play on!"

Lowee's Basilicom

"Pardon me, Lady Blanc, but I have compiled my report." A fat businessman with a bad hair cut handed a young girl dressed in white and red a medium stack of documents.

"Oh. Nice work." Blanc, the CPU of Lowee and resident bookworm/hothead, turned her head up from her current work to face her Minister.

"If I may summarize my findings, it would seem Lastation is in a state of exponential growth. The gravity of their influence is great enough to drag birds from the sky, so to speak. Planeptune has also seen a slight increase in shares, however not enough to be concerned with."

"They're that influential?"

"Indeed. Those outside of Lowee with no interst in the other CPUs or games are migrating there. If it were just a mass exodus of brand-disloyal non-Loweeans, that wouldn't be an issue, but…"

"Spare me the business lingo." Blanc really did not like this man because of how he saw everything as business, but he did help ease her workload ever since he was appointed.

"U-Um, yes, well… A lot of Loweeans have chosen to move to Lastation, too…It seems our policy of allowing anyone to leave when they see fit wasn't quite thought through."

"Whatever. People had been whining about only being able to play our games while here." If people did not want stay, that was their choice. While she did not like that her power had slowly started to drain due to the decrease in followers, she still had a lot of loyal followers.

"Until quite recently, Lowee was the only CPU-led nation on this continent. We were their sole source of entertainment, and they repay us with betrayal!? Blasphemers…"

"…" Blanc just sat there, contemplating her possible actions. She did not want to seem like a dictator by forcing people to stay or threatening them, but her Minister's words did have merit to them.

"Do you not intend to take action, Lady Blanc? I wish you would show some sign of concern… Should this trend continue, we will lose Lowee's superior positioning forever."

"…Minister."

"Y-Yes, Lady Blanc? No matter your command, I shall obey without question."

"Shut the hell up. You speak like a salesman." Blanc really did not know why he was pushing this issue so much. It is probably just his view from a business point of view, but it really sounded like he wanted her to completely crush them this second.

"…My pardons, but if you just review the report I compiled, you will understand my worries. With that said, excuse me."

After he left, Blanc quickly skimmed over the report. "it's not like I'm sitting here doing nothing. I know what I need to do."

Planeptune's Basilicom

"It's a bright, sunshiney day! Even indoors, the sun's all like, 'Hey indoors, warm up!'"

"That's exactly what it's like. When it's this warm inside, I feel like taking a nap…"

"Hehe, you wanna take naps no matter the weather, sillypants. Especially when Naruko decides to just relax with us."

"Guilty. But, I can tell that you're sleepy, too…"

"That's not my fault, though. The weather's so perfect for sawing logs…"

"Isn't it, though? Let's take a real long nap!" Plutia immediately falls onto one of the many giant plushies in her room and falls asleep. Neptune is quick to join her.

Then, ten minutes later, Histoire comes in and looks at the two, passed out on the floor, again. If it wasn't for Naruko, Planeptune would be lucky to be still standing, and Naruko wasn't even the CPU! Despite her small and very loli frame, she is very loud and can easily get the two out of their sleep. "Why in Gamindustri are you two sleeping right now!? Σ (-皿-)"

"Fire alarm!? O-Oh, jeez, Histy…" Neptune was the first one up, and she literally shot up. She was somehow able to start dreaming after only 7 minutes of sleep and had a dream where Naruko and Sadie manage to piss off an HDD'd Blanc inside the Planeptune Basilicom, and only got worse when Vert came in and said some things. It was very vivid despite being so short and there was a lot of collateral damage.

Plutia started rubbing her eyes as she woke up. "That was soooo cruel, Histy. Making such loud noises when we're sleeping peacefully…"

"Of course I made a loud noise. Two CPUs are just sitting around indoors doing nothing! While your other friend works so hard to help the people of Planeptune, you two just sit her and sleep. You simply must take responsibility for your nation and tackle your workloads! ε= (= `・´ =)" While admittedly they have gotten better over the last year than before, probably because of Naruko, when she hasn't been here for a while, the two get progressively worse.

"So you say, but look outside! The weather's too nice to do anything…"

"Napping is the best choice." And somehow, Plutia is able to pass out completely while standing straight up, but is immediately woken back up by Histoire.

"Don not fall asleep in the middle of my lecture! The two of you should learn from Noire. (-^-)."

"Noire? I guess we haven't seen her for a while."

"She's too busy working. She made her nation, you know, um…what's it called… Blast…something? It sounded like Lactation…"

"OH! Last Rebellion!"

"Lastation! ()" Histy was really starting to get mad at the two now.

"Oh, yep, that's the ticket. Noire's such a workaholic! She can't make any friends 'cuz she loves work too much."

"I agree. Not having friends would make Plutie a sad panda…"

"Her work ethic makes her a grand CPU! You two really should try and emulate her. (*`^´)"

"Baww, don't be a pissy Histy. You'll get wrinkles on that teeny-tiny cutesy-wutesy face!"

"That's right, Histy. You're sooooo cute…"

"Flattery will get you nowhere! \(*`^´)/ Lastation has enough shares to be a threat to Lowee! While Planeptune is home to two lazy CPUs…(; ´o`)"

"Why do you keep praising Noire? There's nothing I can do about it. My Histy told me to sit tight until she thinks up a way to bring me back home." Histoire stumbled in her words from that unexpected statement. Who knew that Neptune actually had some logic in her thought process?

"W-Well, that is true…(; ´∀`) But I do not think that gives you carte blanche to do nothing!"

"Anyway, she hasn't given me a ring-a-ling for years. If we try to call her, it won't connect."

"W-Well, connecting to a different dimension is a bit more difficult than a long-distance call. (-_-;) Even at maximum processing output, it will take me three days to establish a connection. (o)"

"Whaddaya want me to do about it!? Mini-Histy and Big Histy are to blame! It's a double Histy fail!"

Histoire looked down at her book in shame. "Aww… It may be partially my fault," Histoire then looked back up with strength showing back on her face. "But that does not mean that you may nap all day!"

"Aww, but if Mini-Histy sucks and can't reach my better Histy, it's hard for me to do my best…"

And with that, Histoire's Rage broke, shown my her emoticon {{(_)}}

"Uh-oh, Neppy… She's vibrating with rage."

And Miss Diarrhea of the Mouth Neptune does not know when to shut it. "It's just so annoying that Mini-Histy is a junky, old model and sucks so bad. In my world, Mini-Histy would be less awesome than a graphing calculator."

"You bi*%$"

"Whoa. She censored herself… She is so made that she even stopped using the emoticons."

"GRAAAAH! W-Who in blazes is less functional than a calculator!? Say that again!"

"Deep-fried HDMI cables! Histy is beyond pissed!"

"You dug your own grave by finding her biggest insecurity- her low processing power…"

"Really? Did I accidentally grind her teeny-tiny gears?" Everyone else interpreted this as an insult instead of trying to make Loli Histy sound cuter.

"You are merely passing the blame onto me so that you can be lazy are you not!? An Plutia, do not act like none of this applies to you! You are slacking off, too!" Histy has finally evolved into Pissty.

"Wh-Whoa, don't pop your top. Pissty!"

"That mae me imagine her head flying off like a rocket…"

"This isn't the time for goofball commentary, buddy!"

"You will not receive any lax treatment from me today. Go and learn from Noire! Obviously Naruko has been holding back on you two because of your friendship! Get to Lastation this instant and see what kind of work a real CPU can do."

"Man, Noire's our teacher now? That's pretty insulting… I got my pride, you know!"

"It'll be fun to see her again… But her nation is soooo far away, and I'm soooo sleepy."

"You are still saying such lazy things!?"

"Awe, come on Histy… Let me see your happy face."

"My facial expressions are not your concern right now! Get over to Lastation…now!"

Both Neptune and Plutia bolted out of the door, trying to get as far away from Pissty as possible. As soon as they were out of earshot, they both agreed that they should go nap at Noire's place.

Lastation Basilicom

"So Noire, how has your work been this week?" Naruko was once again enjoying a nice afternoon with Noire. The sky was clear, the air, while not as clean as in Konoha, was still breathable and not smog ridden like the style of Lastation would suggest, and the sun was just warming up everything. Noire had managed to finish her work before Naruko came in for her weekly visit, so the two were mostly doing cosplay stuff before they decided to enjoy some tea and cake.

"It has been very unstressful lately. With the Scout System fully operation and the duties properly delegated as you suggested, I only have to do about four hours of paperwork a day. The resources being brought in have been very useful for our R&D department. How are things in Planeptune? I know that managing Plutia is a full-time job, but with Neptune there, it must be Histoire that is keeping it a float while you are not there."

"Plutia has gotten better after given the right…motivation." Noire really did not need to know about it, nor did she want to. Something about the way Naruko said it just made her want to crawl into a little ball and hide for a while. "Neptune only works hard when she feels like it, but she has a much better work ethic when she is serious. 5x better than Plutia. Any way, what is with talking about Planeptune? You never want to hear about the happenings before."

"I know, but not seeing my first friend for three years is really starting to get to me. I honestly wonder if she even cares about me anymore. Especially since she got you now."

"I am not your replacement. She actually talks about coming to visit you, but then complains that you settle down to far away from her."

"Well of course I had to choose a location far away from here. I don't want to invade her territory." Noire then started to look down at her cake and her face started to light up. "So um, how long do you thing it will be till they decide to visit."

"Well, judging by the fact that I am supposed to be staying there tomorrow, meaning today is the day where Histoire is at her peak anger levels, and that those two haven't done a mission in over two months, I would say…" Naruko stared in the direction that was directly behind Noire with a blank expression on her face. "Right about now." She said this with a completely neutral voice.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Noire would have asked more, but Purple Heart dropped Plutia into her lap, who quickly snuggled up to her and rested her head on Noire's boobs. Had this been Neptune, Noire would have gladly thrown her to the ground and spouted all kinds of profanity for landing on her, again. Instead, Noire's face just lit up like a Christmas tree as Plutia nuzzled her bosom.

"Oh Noire, you are so cute. Give me a bigger hug." Plutia said in her sleep. The fact that her grip got even tighter had nothing to with Noire now stuttering.

"So, Histoire kicked you two out?"

"Yes. She wanted us to come to Noire to learn how to be a better CPU. Honestly though, our focus would be easier held if we were able to nap here first. That was the primary motivation for actually coming here."

"Noire, you already have your work for the day done. Why don't we just take a quick nap so these two will be happy, then you lecture them all you want." Noire could only nod back at Naruko because she did not trust her voice. Naruko moved over to Noire, and in an instant Plutia was now nuzzling Naruko.

"Oh you two Naru-chan. I would love to nap with you."

2 hours later

Noire woke up from her nap to feel herself in the most comfortable position she ever felt. Plutia was hanging on to Neptune, while herself and Plutia were both cuddling up to Naruko with their heads resting on her boobs. She will likely never live this down if someone managed to get pictures of her like this, but for now she didn't care. She felt more relaxed than she had felt in a long time. Her first friend Plutia had finally come to visit her, even if it was something selfish like wanting to nap.

After everyone woke up, with Neptune and Plutia being surprisingly energetic, Noire got her lecture on. If it wasn't for Naruko, and possibly the nap, the two would have probably tried to skirt around the lecture and do anything to leave as fast as possible. But with their desires sated for now, they at least pretended to look like they were learning something. When she to explain her new Scout System, the two eyes glinted, but Naruko whispered something to their ears that made them pout before continuing to listen.

"And that is everything. Now, let's go complete a mission together."

"Uh, question. If we are doing missions at your Guild station here, doesn't that mean we are just doing your work for you?" Asked Neptune, which was a surprisingly good question that caused Noire to stutter for a minute.

"Noire is soooo sneaky."

"THAT ISN'T IT." Noire calmed down before she had a meltdown. She did not think that those two would actually pick up on that. "If it makes you feel better, we can also do missions that will benefit Planeptune. Just make sure that you pick the ones that go to Wanderer's Cave. I will not waste more time on this than I have to."

"Well, you three look like you got this handled. I'm going for a walk." Naruko jumped out the window, and for some reason, Noire got a really cold shiver up her spine when she said "walk."

Lowee Basilicom

"As I've told you before Lady Blanc, the financial expectations were not met."

"Lastation took more shares."

"It is of my opinion that more needs to be done. While we are currently stable…"

"Are you trying to say that my tech is outdated?" Blanc voice had much more emotion to it.

"No, No, No."

"I know the current status of my tech better than anyone. I don't need you to try and manipulate me."

GA-THUNK

Abnes enter the room with a really smug smile on her face. "Nice to see you again, you little girl of a CPU."

Blanc narrowed her eyes at the audacity of this girl. "I hoped I would never have to see your face again. If you can me little girl again, I'll turn your face into goo."

"Oooh, sooo scary. You mad? Did some other nation take our shares? Does it hurt your pride?"

"Tch." Blanc turned her face away from Abnes, trying to ignore the little bitch and keep her out of her head.

Before Abnes could continue her taunting, a lot of crashes were heard outside the door, with multiple sounds of "Halt! You can not proceed," "Please stop, otherwise Lady Blanc will get angry" and the sound of unconscious bodies hitting the floor (Blanc knew this sound very well). Suddenly the door was flung open, with a barely conscious guard pointing at where the door was from the ground.

"Thanks guy, you can fall asleep now." Naruko walked through the now wide open door to see a shocked Minister, the stoned faced Blanc, and an incredibly nervous Abnes who was trying to make herself disappear. "Chibi-chan, what have we talked about when it comes to harassing CPU. I don't have to educate you again, do I?" Abnes was soon on the ground, bowing to Naruko and shouting apologizes at Blanc for her rudeness. "Good girl. You would not have liked the punishment. Now, are you Blanc?"

Blanc, who was very conflicted on feeling anger at this girl for busting into her Basilicom and wrecking all her guards, and sadistic pleasure seeing that annoying little bitch on the floor. "I am. What business do you have in my Basilicom? Why did you attack me guards?" Blanc was trying very hard to keep her temper in check. She needed to find out the why, then smash her brains into the ground.

"Oh, I wanted to meet you and see if you were different than what I have been told about you. I'm Naruko Uzumaki. I wanted to bring the one who told me, but the game's plot will not allow me bring her here since it messes up the flow of the story. Anyway, you will meet her soon. I am able to fix the damage I did to your Basilicom within the day as well. Only reason I did was because the first guard got all uppity and tried to cop a feel. I took exception to that and decided to screw waiting and meet you in person." With her words, Blanc noticeably calmed down, since she would do the same thing to the newbie CPU if she wasn't a CPU herself. Politics really suck.

"Well, you met me now. So what do you want." She was promptly ignored when Naruko studied the Minister.

"Is this guy your advisor or something? He reminds me a lot of the old farts back in my village that had their own hidden agenda for me that involved my suffering. I wouldn't trust this guy as far as he would jump in the air if kicked him in the balls lightly. I would saw as far as I could throw him, but if I was fully powered up, I could toss him all the way to the end of Lastation's territory." Blanc was able to notice the sheer confidence that Naruko was exerting while she spoke, and decided to take her seriously. The Minister was sweating, wondering how this girl was able to read him so easily. It then that he remember the reports of Abnes, Pirachu and Arfoire about Planeptune's CPUs that he recognized this girl, and was able to calm down.

"While I share your sentiment in terms of trust, he is one of the most skilled business men in Lowee. Not utilizing an asset would be foolish."

"You easily could replace him for less of a flight risk. Old people tend to have their heads up their own asses and think they know better."

"Now listen here girl. I am the Minister of Lowee. I demand that you show me the respect I deserve as your elder."

"Nope. You can go fuck yourself with the lamp in your office for all I care. Respect is earned not given, and after all the shit I have had to deal with because of people older than the dirt on the ground, you lower than maggots. Your response proved my point." Naruko turned to Blanc. "I know that you would like to talk to the new CPUs in a peaceful setting without anyone interfering, so I will just take you to Lastation's Basilicom where you can talk with Black Heart." Blanc agreed to talk, and said she would finish what she needed first before going. She dismissed both of the unwanted guests from her chamber, and directed Naruko to follow her.

The two Seven Sages in the room were thankful that their plan was going off unknowingly by that blond bimbo who was scary strong. Less heat on them for when they strike.

Lastation Basilicom

"Good work you two. You worked surprisingly hard today. I guess stubborn dogs can change if given enough time."

"Naru-chan won't have any fun with me if I don't try when working. So I got better."

"Yea, something about her just gives me energy that won't burn off until I'm standing valiantly over the corpse of a dead monster."

"Good job Plutia. I'm glad that you can get your priorities in order." Noire completely ignored Neptune's comment and just gave her the cold shoulder.

"Would you like more tea Blanc?"

"Yes please. You are quite the good host. Where did you say the CPUs were?" The trio could hear an unknown, to two of them, voice that was talking to Naruko from the door. Neptune was just excited at the fact that she could talk to her bestie, and that the game was more interesting this time around.

"Black Heart is out doing missions with Planeptune's CPUs since they needed to learn a better work ethic."

"I see. I assume she already finished her work before leaving? That is what any responsible CPU should do before helping others."

"Yea, I helped her get it down hours ago so we could relax before those two fell into our lap."

"What the heck is going on here Naruko?" Noire burst open her door, causing Plutia and Neptune to fall from the door. "I thought you said you were going for a walk."

"But I did!" Naruko whined. "Blanc this is Noire, or Lady Black Heart as her subject like to call her. Noire, this is Blanc, or White Heart."

"What kind of walk did you take that led to the point of bring back Lowee's CPU back to Lastation, in MY Basilicom no less!"

"I take very enthusiastic walks. They are more fun!" Noire just gave a blank stare, while Neptune look with a puzzled expression on her face.

"Huh, I feel like I heard this before?"

"Oh wow, Naru-chan. You brought a new friend. It is so nice to meet you Blanny. My name is Plutia." Plutia untangled herself from Neptune to her Blanc. Blanc face turned a little red from the sudden contact, but enjoyed nonetheless.

"It is nice to meet you too, Plutia. I just wanted to talk and hope that you girls were not trying to overthrow me. I unfortunately have an advisor that has been acting like a business man, and filling my head with half-truths."

"Well of course I want to overthrow you." Blanc narrowed her eyes at Noire. "I am determined to be the best, and your current standing is a mere obstacle that I will be knocked down once my new tech and games are release. Soon your nation will be a thing of the past."

"Uh, Noire. Blanc meant that three CPUs would unite to try and wipe out her nation. Not the competition between CPUs." Naruko words feel up deaf ears as Blanc stood up and walked in front of Noire.

"You want to say that again? You think your new nation could actually compare to mine? My scientists could easily come up with things 100x better than you could create." Blanc's anger was starting to rise and get dangerously close to her limit. Really not that much of an accomplishment.

Seeing the argument begin to play out, Naruko decided to go question Neptune. "So, is this normal back in your dimension?"

"Totally. Although Noire isn't nearly as arrogant back home, those two do tend to have their fair share of arguments."

"Huh. For some reason, Blanc really reminds me of Sakura, except much more understanding and a better person."

"Wow, you really don't like her. With the male you, she was seen in a better light than the one you know."

"I told you not to mention that idiot. I think she was worse with me because I am not a fan of being beaten for no reason other than breathing. Naruto acted like a fanboy to her, don't know why, but had his priorities straight, still giving her confidence and a reason to get better so she could still knock him out. I tried to be her friend, but when she started acting like a harpy and tried to get me to be a fangirl for Sasuke, I promptly broke her arms. Needless to say, she never got better and still hates me for killing that bastard. That idiot is way too forgiving."

While they were having their private conversation, Noire and Blanc managed to go HDD and looked like they were about to brawl.

"Know what, fuck this shit. I give up trying to reason with you, you arrogant bitch. I dare you to come to my nation. Seek me out, then I will prove that you are nothing." White Heart left the room fuming, with Neptune and Naruko grateful that she had not taken her anger out on the building or the people around them. Lowee's Basilicom may have more space to fight all out, but Lastation's did not have that luxury.

"Oh I'll be there. I just hope that you are able to keep up with me. Something tells me you've had this beat down a long time coming." Black Heart transformed back into Noire before setting her sights back at Naruko. "Why would you let that person here? She is so frustrating. I have half a mind to kick you out for this."

"Hey you were the one who pissed her off. She just wanted to make sure that you weren't going to gang up on her. It is not her fault that she didn't know that you were friends with Plutia and Neptune before you became a CPU. From anyone else's perspective, three CPU banning together screams power play."

"Ugh. Whatever. Let's just relax now. The last few hours have been very trying." Not five seconds after saying that, the door busted open and an unnamed soldier with a silhouette appeared. Lady Black Heart, one of your factory's is under attack. Please you must hurry."

"What! Who is attack us, and how many of them?"

"Uh, sorry, I ran out before I could get the rest of the details. What I told you is all I know."

"Wow, this guy is sooo bad at his job. You should punish him for it Noire." Plutia said, who had been asleep for most of the encounter with Blanc from working so much today.

"Ugh. I deal with you later. Come on you three. Let's go stop whatever is happened."

Timeskip- Next Day after Dealing with Copypaste, Planeptune's Basilicom

After yesterday's adventures, we find our blond main character relaxing on the couch with Plutia. Unfortunately, she could not enjoy it for very long.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE NOT COMING WITH US?" Noire shouted. Noire wanted to wipe the smug expression from Blanc's face as soon as possible. Once she got her business in order, with Naruko using Shadow Clones to fix her factory, she expected the entire group to want to go with her to Lowee.

"Number one, I was there yesterday and I don't feel like going again. Number two, it is your fault why Blanc has a problem with you and isn't my business. And Number three, the plot will not allow me to join you on Chapter 3. Probably because I am too OP and could easily ruin whatever endeavor you girls get into. I really don't have a problem with Blanc and it would help you two grow if you settled your differences. You can take Plutia and Neptune with you, but I am taking a day off to do some training."

"Fine. Whatever. We don't need your help anyway. Plutia, Neptune come on. Let's go."

"Okay Noire. By Naru-chan. Have fun without me today. I left a gift for you under the bed in your room. Keep Histy company."

"Seeya Naruko. Have fun. The plot awaits!"

Naruko heard the door close and decide to take a nap since there really was nothing to do.

About three hours later, Histoire woke her up, asking if she could help with some of the paperwork since the CPUs were gone.

Omake- Not doing this shit again

"No, NO, NO, NO!"

"But Naruko-chan, you have to. It is in your contract that you have to be in every new game."

"I don't care. I do not want to relive Victory. That game took like 20 years compared to all the others, which took like less than a month each!" Naruko was arguing with Neptune about being in the Rebirth Victory.

"Oh, grow up. The rest of us never have a problem replaying the old games. In fact, some of us have done it well over a thousand times."

"Yes, but you goddesses have nothing else to do but play video games!"

"Hey, don't compare me to Neptune. Unlike her, I actually do my work everyday. I barely ever have any free time."

"I prefer reading books to video games, though watching Neptune wallow in self-pity when we kick her ass is satisfying."

"I agree. Us other CPUs actually have better things to do than just do multiple playthroughs."

"Oh Vert, do not act all high and mighty here. While Neptune is extremely lazy, she doesn't spend literally weeks at a time playing video games. While I admit that you have a much better work ethic than Neptune, you are still an addict."

"My, My. How rude." Vert's breasts just happen to bounce a lot from her trying to recover from the harsh truth. Blanc was sitting directly across from her.

'Damn cow, showing off her tits. If only I could age.' The insults got darker and more insulting the longer Blanc had to stare at Vert's breasts. No matter how many times she denied it, Blanc knew Vert only does it to torment Blanc on her flat-chestedness. If people were actually paying attention to her, you could see her face being shadowed and her eye glowing red.

"I actually have a life back in Konoha I want to get back to. I know that time moves extremely slow there compared to this dimension, and time means nothing to me now, but I am not Naruto Uzumaki. I am not an idiot who won't get bored by doing this multiple times."

"But you are my main squeeze cheese. Plus, you get to spend another 20 years with Plutia again!"

"And how many of those years are off-screen or are just skipped over."

"Oh, come on, Duane seems to be doing a good job not letting too much get skipped over."

"I don't give a shit. While I think that Victory was the best adventure we had together, I don't want to do it again. Sister Generation I'll possibly be willing to do again, but that is it."

"Why would you want to do that game over Rebirth1 or Victory."

"Because 1 made absolutely no sense and has no continuity with two or Victory. Plus I liked it and it didn't run as long. Only 6 chapters min with 2 being the longest chapter in it."

"But I'm a minor character in that one so it's not as good."

"Nee-san, that's not nice. I mean, I know the reviews for it always talked about how I wasn't as interesting as you, but I think it was great. And not to be selfish, but 1 didn't even feature all of us. I was stuck doing your paperwork while you played through it."

"No offense Neptune, but Nepgear was a better main character than you." An arrow pierced right through Neptune's heart and she stumbled backwards. "She doesn't get everyone into as many horrible situations and when she does provoke someone, it is an accident." Now Neptune looked like Peashy came in and decked her.

"Goodness, thank you Naruko."

"No problem Gear." Naruko turned to Neptune on the floor. "And seriously, trying to use Plutia to get me to agree. That is how small you are compared to Nepgear." Naruko probably should have worded it better.

More would have been said had it not been for the fact that Blanc chose that moment to go HDD and start raging. Apparently Naruko was moving around a lot and her breasts offended Blanc. It didn't help that Vert was teasing her most of the time wanting her to explode. Needless to say, this argument was put off till the Basilicom was fixed, or Blanc calmed down. The first one is probably more likely because Blanc was starting to destroy part of Planeptune due to her rage, again. One mess that I, as the author, am not going to fix.

So, wrote the omake before I even got to Plutia and Neptune leaving to go see Noire. I got Re;birth3 and had my hopes that there would be a bigger difference than the last game. I only got a good end the first playthrough, so I don't know exactly what is different. Again, give me ideas for original material. It is more fun to write original stuff than just edit the text from gameplay. Also, not sure if you readers thought that it wasn't okay to friend request me on the gaming systems, but please do. I rarely have people to play with, and I think playing with my readers would be a good way to pass the time when I'm not writing. Also, got a new Playstation Network Account because I am deeply ashamed of the old one. It is now DuaneD811.

I decided not to waste time on Chapter 3 since it was immediately after 2 and get to more of the plot. Sorry for the delays, but I am a reader first, then writer. This is really for when I just have the idea on my mind and want to get it out. I get tons of ideas for crossovers and stories, but I'm only able to get a few of them actually typed.