A/N: It's April 1st here, so something special needs to be given today.

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...how about a special preview?


What does a king do when she's bored?

A certain corrupted king walked along the hallways of Chaldea, bored out of her mind. A passing staff looked up from her documents and instantly retreated to the side. She ignored the small detail and continued walking towards the cafeteria.

She poked her head in the kitchen. "Oi Archer, what's for lunch?"

What does she do in her free time?

Salter is seen having an argument with Jalter, with Gudao, Gudako and Mash sweatdropping at the sight. Around them were a forest in various degrees of destruction; most of the flora were on fire, and there's a straight gap of clearing thanks to Excalibur Morgan.

What does she find joy in? What are her hobbies?

She is then seen sparing with Mordred… while still chomping down a burger. The treacherous knight was understandably enraged. She smirked at the sight of her "son"'s temper.

In another scene, she is brushing Fou's fur. The squirrel-like creature seemed to enjoy the treatment. Her face remained neutral, but anybody can tell that she's enjoying it too.

Aren't you curious, Master of Chaldea?

Salter trying out different outfits: maid costume, swimsuit, casual wear, kimono, witch, armor, Santa…

Also scenes of Salter scarfing down various junk food known to man: burgers, pizzas, KFC, popcorn, more burgers, chocolate, sweets, Coca-Cola...

OG Saber looked at the scene in slight disgust, while Lily just laughed awkwardly.

Saber Alter's Everyday Life in Chaldea

A devastated look was shown on her face. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THREW OUT MY JUNK FOOD?!"

Coming soon

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Probably


A/N: BTW... *give birthday cake to MHX* HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEROINE X!

MHX: *happy Seiba noises*

Well, who wanst me to work on this?

Read, review and HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!