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Thanks so much to my beta krystal lazuli.
Sorry If I made it seem like that the last chapter was the end of Dragon!Loki it's not. I have an end planned out and as soon as I have no more Dragon!Loki ideas I'll post it.
"Is this some kind of joke?" Fury demanded his arms crossed against his chest. His single eye reminding him of his father. Fury was standing in the tower looking at the hole in the window - looking, well, furious. Thor shook his head.
"This is not a jest," Thor swore. Fury sighed.
"You telling me there is a twenty-foot dragon running around-" Thor blinked as he was unfamiliar with the system of measurement.
"More than that," Tony interrupted as Thor heard crunching glass in the background which he ignored. Fury glared at Tony.
"This isn't my fault," he said putting his hands up "Ask rock of ages over there." he said pointing to Thor.
"Loki, the one who came here not long ago and reeked havoc on our world can shapeshift and you didn't tell us!" Thor stood firm though he winced at the accusation. He knew that he should have told them.
"I had forgotten that he could," Thor said as it been quite some time since Loki had shifted his form. He had just stopped some time ago and Thor had never really thought to ask why until this moment.
"You forgot that your crazy ass brother could turn into a giant fire-breathing dragon!" Fury shouted, he appeared to be doubtful of Thor's statement.
"It has been more than a hundred years since my brother has shifted," Thor said in an effort to defend himself.
"One hundred years," Tony interrupted faintly, "Thor, buddy, are you telling me that you're more than a hundred years old?" The blond found that the other Avengers, minus of course Bruce who was too tired to be present at the moment, were staring at him rather than trying to clean up the room and pretend like they weren't listening in on the conversation that was taking place. Thor frowned at the statement.
"Of course, I am well over a hundred," Thor said, he was not some child.
"Exactly how old are you?" Tony asked and he noticed that all the people in the room seemed very curious of this answer.
"Why I am one thousand two hundred and sixty-three," Thor said.
"Well, you don't look a day past twenty-five," Tony said faintly and Thor growled.
"I am not some infant!" Thor shouted.
"Let's get back to the point here!" Fury said sharply interrupting their conversation. "Loki's a dragon, a fire-breathing dragon. Who, from what you guys told me, became a dragon to destroy The Hulk only it didn't work and all he ended up doing was changing the Hulk back into Bruce without anyone dying." Fury shook his head as if he couldn't believe what he was speaking about "There's a sentence I thought I'd never say."
"Yeah, dragons and aliens were something I didn't think about until you and your brother came." Tony accused.
"I apologize-" Thor started earnestly only to be interrupted by Clint.
"You can't apologize for everything that Loki did."
"I was not trying to apologize-" Steve put his hands up in a placating manner, looking a little worse for wear with the gauze on half of his face from being too close to Loki when he showed his displeasure at his plan failing.
"Hey, guys we're all on the same team here."
"Dragon. Loki. Anyone have any idea how to stop him from being a dragon?" Fury asked loudly over Steve. His tone demanded attention and no nonsense.
"There is no way to change him back until Loki decides that he wants to be himself again. But he normally doesn't stay in animal form for long," Thor said. It rarely took long. HIs brother normally could only stand the instincts of the animal-form he was in for so long before he turned back... unless he got stuck. But that rarely happened. Loki would most likely be himself by the end of the week.
"Damn, I hope so, I don't want to be dealing with a dragon longer than I have to." Fury said with an air of exasperation. "Damn dragons."
Please let me know what you think.
Also, I'm starting a new story of unrelated Loki one-shots for ideas that don't fit into this universe. It will be called Dragon Tales and it should up be up pretty soon.