Men in Black and DC crossover
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing read last chapter and Velgamidragon's We Are the Men in Black.)
"Sherry's going to kill me isn't she?" Gin asked more than said when his sister relayed the fact that they had blown the bridge before Sherry, Irish, and the kids could get across it.
"Or have Irish do it for her." Curacao agreed as Gin met up with his sister after Vodka had secured the gRg-oil who had died during the collapse of the bridges. Apparently the shrapnel was sharper than they expected and the gRg-oils skin weaker than normal because there had been a lot of cuts and bruises on the gRg-oil and it died because it had landed wrong on the bottom bridge and ended up snapping it's neck.
"He's more than happy to try and kick my ass on his own, much less when his 'baby sister' asks him to do so." Gin said dryly, the two siblings unaware of the gRg-oil staring at them in hatred from a balcony nearby.
"To be fair, you would do the same. You try to kick Rum's ass on your own, if I asked you too…" Curacao trailed off making Gin nod once in understanding.
"Say the word and I'll make the pirate bastard need a peg leg and hook hand to go with his prosthetic eye." Gin said looking at his sister who rolled her eyes but smiled fondly.
"Edward no. No maiming or killing Rum…or at least wait until after I tell him about the newest reason you're going to try and kill him." Curacao said smiling at her brother who frowned but then smiled softly at her.
"Fine. I'll hold off on maiming the son of a bitch until after you break the news to him. Bet you fifty yen that the bastard faints." Gin said with a smirk and making Curacao snort slightly.
"Bet you he'll kiss me first." Curacao said right back and the twins shook hands on it as they waited for Vodka to get back and for the rescue chopper to get Irish and the runts.
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"Do you hear that?" Ayumi asked as she perked up from where she had been reclining against Irish when they heard a strange sound.
"It's the skateboard!" Mitsuhiko said and the kids eagerly looked around the corner to the bridge where they saw Conan on the skateboard coming towards them fast.
"Holy shit. What are they feeding you kids nowadays?" Irish asked in disbelief as the boy made the jump, although he landed a little roughly and the board fell to the ground while he tumbled towards them and was only stopped by Irish picking him up before he completed the tumble.
"Coffee." Conan said immediately although he wondered who this guy was and why he was still here.
"I called some friends that I work with. A chopper should be here for us soon so we might want to get to the landing pad on the roof." Irish said shaking his head in disbelief and wondering what the hell was in the coffee now if the kid had managed to make that kind of jump and almost stick the landing.
"Alright! Let's go!" Genta said beaming when they heard helicopter blades not twenty seconds after Irish finished talking. The three actual kids went to the roof to try and flag down the helicopter, Conan noting something else that caught his attention and taking off in mostly the same direction.
"Alright now that the others are gone…what the hell little sis?" Irish asked staring at Sherry who stared up at him calmly and then walked over to the bar as if to get herself something to drink.
"You were told that I went into hiding for my own safety after nee-san's death." Sherry reminded him calmly as she sat at the barstool with Irish joining her.
"Yeah but I wasn't told that you were shrunk into a pipsqueak!" Irish retorted making Sherry nod slightly.
"Yes I wanted to tell you or at least leave a hint about where and how I was hiding but it was ruled as too dangerous. Considering what happened to Pisco as well…" Sherry trailed off making Irish flinch at the mention of the man who had been his adoptive father.
"You know about that too huh?" Irish asked and his voice was a little softer.
"We found out that Pisco was being impersonated while I was trying to protect Kudo after he had caught sight of Gin's car and left a bug in it, not a literal one thankfully, and the fake Pisco apparently recognized me and grabbed me from Kudo to either kill me or do who knows what else to me. Thankfully Gin and Vodka were in the building and after a minor misunderstanding over identities since Kudo knew of a temporary way to give me my grown body back to get out of the room, Gin realized what that meant about Pisco being impersonated. I called him a week later after I got away from Kudo for a while and he told me about what they found out." Sherry said with a grimace and she was staring at the bottles of liquor on the shelf for a minute until her gaze seemed to land on something.
Irish was about to open his mouth and say something but whatever she noticed had Sherry's eyes narrowing before they widened in horror.
"Shit!" Sherry near yelled as she bolted off of the barstool and began to crawl under a table.
"Sherry what is it?" Irish asked alarmed and standing up to go to her.
"Bombs!" Sherry called back. Irish swore and began looking around for anything he could use to dismantle the bombs and there was a distinct rising in the temperature above them that they both felt.
"The helicopter is leaving. They wouldn't have left us behind…" Sherry trailed off and true enough not even a minute later did the kids come rushing in panting and out of breath. Sherry wordlessly beckoned Conan over to look under the table.
"Shit." Conan swore quietly so that the other kids wouldn't hear him.
"Well…this will be a hell of a story to tell later." Was all Irish could say with a heavy sigh as everything went down. At least he got to drive the awesome looking sports car through a window and into a pool. That kind of shit usually only happened in action movies.
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Gin said nothing when Irish walked right up to him in the MiB building and decked him in the face.
"A certain pipsqueak told me to hit you for her if not for myself." Irish said flatly making Gin snort slightly.
"I'll admit I deserved that." Gin said easily ignoring his already swelling black eye as he waited for a certain someone to show up, his sister having been recording on her phone ever since Irish began walking over to them.
Rum began making his way over towards them and was almost instantly pulled into a searing kiss by his girlfriend despite there being other agents around.
"Well now. What did I do to earn that?" Rum asked grinning slightly at Curacao who wasn't usually so open with her affections around others.
"You got me pregnant. Congrats Taichi. You're going to be a daddy." Curacao said making Rum blink slowly for a moment as his brain processed that before his one good eye widened and his jaw dropped open.
Just in time for Gin's fist to clock him in the nose.
"That was for knocking up my little sister." Gin said flatly to Rum who was covering his bleeding, and probably broken, nose with one hand while Curacao looked a little surprised but also relieved.
"Well at least you didn't maim him like you were threatening to do earlier." Curacao said optimistically.
"I deserved that but…Emma…are you really?" Rum asked scrambling back to his feet and taking a few tissues a nearby agent handed him to stop his nosebleed.
"Am I really what? Emma? Yes. Am I really pregnant? Also yes. Congrats Taichi. We're going to be parents." Curacao said beaming at her older boyfriend who stared at her silently for another moment…before several agents squawked in alarm when Irish had to catch Rum because he fainted.
"You owe me fifty yen Kleine."
"Gin I swear that if you call me Kleine again I'm putting dye in your shampoo."
"You're ten minutes younger than me. And ten inches shorter. That makes you the little one."
"Doesn't mean you have to rub it in. I'm literally pregnant Gin, I'm not that little."
"You'll always be little one. Which means you'll always be Kleine to me, Kleine."
"That's it. I'm turning your hair pink."