Men in Black and DC crossover

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing read last chapter and Velgamidragon's We Are the Men in Black.)

"Sherry! I promise that I'm not interested in Gin at all that way! You don't have to worry about anything like that!" Kir said blushing hard as she tried to reassure Sherry who smirked at her.

"Oh I know you aren't and wouldn't. You love Vodka far too much, besides you aren't the type of woman who tries to throw herself at someone already in a relationship. I was just messing with you." Sherry assured Kir of that and making the woman sigh in relief that the younger woman didn't think that she was after the silver haired man. Kir took another sip of her drink to try and calm down a little bit but-

"I mean I honestly doubt you'd say no if he and Vodka were okay having a threesome with you but what straight woman would? I honestly wouldn't blame you in that case." Sherry said just as casual as you please and then quickly ducked when Kir nearly spit her drink back out at terminal velocity as she choked and spluttered completely red faced.

"Oh my god Sherry you might actually kill her at this rate." Gin said looking amused and actually a little worried as he handed Kir another napkin while a bright red Vodka gently patted her back.

"It wouldn't be on purpose I assure you." Sherry said with a smirk although she did look a bit apologetic.

"But like I said I wouldn't blame her. What straight woman turns down two handsome muscular men whose jobs almost requires them to have a lot of stamina?" Sherry asked without the slightest bit of pink on her cheeks while Kir and Vodka were both bright red and Gin shook his head in fond disbelief over her antics.

"You are horrible you know that?" Gin asked making Sherry smirk at him.

"You like me this way." Sherry said making him sigh slightly but he was smiling. She wasn't wrong after all.

"Can we please drop this subject and talk about something else?" Vodka nearly begged with a bright red face and it almost looked like steam would be coming from his ears any second now.

"What would you like to talk about then?" Sherry asked smirking at him and shrugging as she easily let the subject die. She didn't want to actually kill Kir after all and it was looking like the poor woman would actually either die of embarrassment and all the blood rushing to her head or from choking on her drink.

"This new pet of yours maybe? I don't know." Vodka said shrugging slightly and making Sherry smirk slightly but shrug.

"My lab rat. I'm keeping her as a pet, I just need to get the things for her and come up with a name besides 'test subject'." Sherry said and like that conversation began to flow easily between the four as they talked about anything they thought about as dinner came, which did interrupt them a little bit as they occasionally took bites of the food.

"And you two are being sickeningly cute again." Gin said amused as he watched Kir feed Vodka some of her salmon without even asking if he wanted some first while he had fed her some of his crab rolls.

"Ah. Sorry." Vodka apologized while Sherry's smile was soft as she watched them.

"It's alright. It's sweet and cute. It shows you two are still happily in love even after dating for four years now." Sherry said softly as she looked at the couple who blushed a little bit but smiled at each other.

"Very much so." Kir said smiling at Vodka who smiled back and kissed her cheek.

Talk then moved to Gin's sister and her upcoming doctors appointment to not just completely confirm the pregnancy but to see if she was likely to have more than one baby. After all she was a female twin, so she had the genes for having twins of her own and it was very likely that she could be having twins. Something Sherry pointed out which made the table go completely silent for a moment before Gin muttered something about breaking Rum's nose if he knocked up Gin's precious twin sister with twins.

It was only when desert had arrived and been devoured that Sherry finally voiced a question that she had been thinking about for a while now even if she hadn't told Gin about it before when she had seen him a week after the Haido City Hotel.

"Gin…at Haido city. I know there was the terrorist alien at the party and the alien that Pisco impersonator-" And god it still hurt to think that the kind old man who had been a doting grandpa to her had been killed so violently and impersonator.

"-but was there someone else there?" Sherry asked making the three older agents look confused and stare at her for a moment.

"Why? Was there something wrong? Another alien?" Gin asked looking worried as he stared at his girlfriend.

"She could have been I suppose…but you and Vodka know about my sensitivity to being hunted right?" Sherry asked making the two men look at each other and wince. Gin's eyes flashed with dark anger while Vodka's expression went stony and Kir looked upset. She had been told about what happened with Sherry by Vodka at one time after Sherry had given him permission to.

She had only been thirteen and not in Japan for long after being in the American branch for most of her life. She had been very skilled but not experienced yet so hadn't realized she had been being stalked until it was almost too late. She had been caught by a particularly nasty alien that had developed a taste for eating human reproductive organs. It was only because of Gin and Vodka already having been hunting down that particularly she-alien that they had managed to save her in time.

Ever since then though she had developed a sixth sense of sorts for whenever there were very intense feelings of blood lust aimed towards her, whether they were sexual or murderous didn't matter. She could still sense it from that 'black wind' she had once described to them.

"Who was it coming from?" Gin asked his face becoming dark and protective as he wondered who would dare think about causing harm to his lover.

"A famous American Actress named Chris Vineyard." Sherry said immediately and just as quickly all three of the other agents faces morphed slightly into something scary, albeit in different ways.

"Chris…Vineyard. Are you absolutely sure?" Vodka asked saying the name slowly and his face was stony again.

"Yes. The bloodlust from her was so strong that I almost couldn't sense any at all from Pisco's impersonator." Sherry said and Gin growled low in his throat at that.

"You've never met Vermouth in-person before have you?" Gin asked quietly and Sherry shook her head looking confused but wary.

"No. Not that I'm aware of. I hear she's a master of disguise though so it wouldn't surprise me if I had seen her but not as her." Sherry said shaking her head and confused over the sudden topic switch.

"Vermouth's real name is Chris Vineyard." Gin just ripped the bandaid off in an instant and Sherry almost felt the floor drop out from under her as a knot formed in the pit of her stomach.

"What? Then why would she be after me!? We're on the same side aren't we? Protecting Earth from those that want to destroy it and protecting all those on it?" Sherry asked obviously thrown for a loop there and making the three others grimace slightly.

"Vermouth has a habit of doing whatever she wants or whatever is convenient for her…and since she's the boss's favorite…" Kir said and there was something in her voice and on her face that led the other three to believe that there was more to the story than they knew of between Kir and Vermouth.

"Could it have been like Pisco? Someone impersonating her?" Sherry asked that next and Gin gave a small snort.

"It's hard enough for other humans to pretend to be Vermouth, much less some alien trying to mimic her. Besides…I have a knack for knowing when she's nearby. She's not here now thankfully but no matter what her disguise I can tell whenever she's close by." Gin said his tone dark and Vodka grimaced.

"The intelligence and espionage section tried before remember? For almost a full two months the different agents in those sectors tried to imitate Vermouth and go without being detected for a full day at least. Some didn't even both because they knew it was impossible. The one who lasted the longest was Curacao and even she only lasted for about four hours before Rum and That Person busted her." Vodka said making Gin nod, he remembered being so proud that his sister had lasted the longest but it had made sense since she had been trained under Vermouth personally when they had first been brought to the MiBJ.

"Yeah. She's the best at what she does and no one else knows how she does it." Gin said and Kir had a completely blank face at that but said nothing.

"Kir…is everything alright? You look like you know something but don't want to say it." Vodka asked looking concerned to his girlfriend who wouldn't look him in the eye.

"It's not my secret to tell. I only know because of my dad, but the secret has to do with That Person and it is strictly under no circumstances allowed to be told to anyone without his express permission. I want to tell you, but I can't." Kir said apologetically to the others and making Gins eyes narrow but nod slightly, not questioning her any further because if it was that high priority then he would be told when the time was right. He trusted his boss after all.

"With the way you're talking about her it almost sounds as if Vermouth isn't human herself." Sherry said looking between them and changing the subject back to what they had been originally talking about and making Gin snort.

"It wouldn't surprise me if she's not human at all." Gin said without hesitation.

"Hidemi?" Vodka whispered quietly to his girlfriend who looked up at him and gave him a small sad smile.

"I'll ask That Person tomorrow if I can tell you Koji. If anyone deserves to know it's you." Kir whispered just as quietly back to her boyfriend who gave her a soft smile.

"It's alright if you can't or don't. I trust you Hidemi." Vodka said kissing her forehead and making her smile and lean into him.

"Well…I think it's time we all retire to our apartments. Your car is in the parking lot right?" Gin asked bringing the other couples attention back to Gin and Sherry.

"Yeah our car is in the lot." Kir confirmed and making Gin nod as he paid the tab.

"Well…I have maybe twelve more hours before I turn back into a child if I'm lucky so I can't speak for Kir but I'm definitely ready to go and get lucky tonight."

Gin would later swear that Sherry's entire mission that night had been to see how red she could get Vodka and Kir to turn.