A/N: Okay, the poll is closed and the pairings will be revealed one by one, starting next chapter. :D

Thank you: athgeass, and RUHLSAR000. :)

Word count: 1000

The four brothers had probably hoped to get a bit of peace and serenity before their parents came home, but Axel and quiet didn't go well together.

Sure, the red-haired guy was a little eccentric, but he could still be nice company…usually. He was Axel, there really was no other explanation for it. So technically, it shouldn't be considered weird at all if he suddenly showed up in your living-room. It was a small wonder that their parents weren't currently at home. That would have caused some very awkward questions…

His wild, spiky mane seemed to be even messier than normal, but when the redhead looked up, his emerald green eyes automatically travelled to his blonde friend. As always. Roxas was seriously dreading whatever might come out of his friend's mouth next and he wasn't disappointed.

"Hey there, Roxy-bear."

"Don't call me that!" Roxas cried, already feeling how a blush crept up on his face.

It took all of his brothers' willpower to not laugh at that.

"Axel? How did you get in?" Sora asked, utterly perplexed. At once, he started looking at the windows, half expecting them to be broken, or at least open.

"And, more importantly, where are your pants?" Ven added, while giving the man a funny look.

"I'm watching my favorite show. Why don't you guys join me?" The redhead looked up at the twins, a hopeful expression crossing his face. However, the way Vanitas raised his eyebrow said enough already. "Okay, then don't. You don't know what you're missing."

"Geez, no wonder everyone thinks you have a crush on me. You don't leave me alone for a second," Roxas, who finally seemed to have recovered, muttered. "You even break into my house to be with me… Can't say I'm not flattered."

"Axel… are you okay?" Sora inquired, giving him a funny look.

"No, I just puked, on my pants. Tequila tastes nasty going the other way!"

"I bet. Okay… So anyways," Sora continued, now his attention turned to his siblings again. "Selphie said that it's going to be like the old 'Ask Olette,' column from last year, but much better."

"It'd better be, because Ask Olette was the most boring thing I've ever read… save for Sora's diary," Vanitas remarked.

Sora chose to ignore that, as he went on, "People will tell us their problems and ask for advice, without revealing their identities and we will try to help them with their love life and give them tips on how to improve it. That way, nobody will hesitate to try this out and we get to read about the most interesting issues every week in the school paper. We'll have a probationary period of six weeks, starting next week, though."

Ven nodded slowly, taking in everything that Sora told them. "Sounds easy enough."

"Yeah, except that there's one more thing," Sora noted.

"Which is?" the spiky-haired blonde asked.

"We're not allowed to reveal our own identity, either. Selphie thinks that people won't trust us once they find out who we really are."

"Gee, why am I not surprised?" Ven muttered, looking at Vanitas, who stared right back at him.

When the intensity of his golden eyes became too much to handle for the blonde teen, he quickly averted his gaze. Some people had a way with words, Vanitas knew how to use his eyes to scare off everyone, especially his poor brothers.

"Well, I guess we could all use some extra fun in our lives every now and then. So I can't wait until we receive the letters!" the brunet chirped happily.

"I'm sure you'll all succeed. You're all such positive people, you can make the whole room smile. Except for Vanitas, that is. Honestly, I think that your heart emits enough radiation to kill small animals. Other than that, everyone in your family seems to have a pure heart," Axel commented from where he sat, before he assured with a wink, "And don't worry about me. I'll keep my mouth shut about who's behind all the love tutoring."

"That would be great," Roxas said, relieved.

"Maybe we'll get rich and earn more than a million Munny if we keep doing this in the future!" Ven said with a big smile. "Hmm...one million Munny. Just imagine how many houses you can buy with that much Munny!"

"You could buy a whole street for yourself with that," Axel noted.

"Yeah, but a house costs 180,000 Munny. So we could get about five or six maybe," Ven said.

Sora gave them a puzzled look. "Six what?"

Vanitas rolled his eyes. "Six houses, you idiot. Geez, and you wonder why I think you're adopted."

"…Anyways, first things first. We gotta make a plan about what we're gonna do first. Where do we find tips and other stuff?" Roxas wondered.

It was quiet for a moment, but then, Sora carefully said, "Well… I know that Kairi finds them in those popular girly glossies. I bet we can find enough of those in the library."

"Yeah, 'cause it totally wouldn't look stupid for us to read those in public," Vanitas noted again.

"Yeah, Vanitas is right, Sora. But I guess there's one other way to make this happen," Roxas said, looking sharply at Axel now.

His other siblings did the same. When Axel noticed, he gave them a questioning look. "What?"

"The only person who can get away with this without getting weird looks is you. So you have to do it for us, Axel," Sora noted.

Axel thought about it for a moment, before saying, "I'll do it, but you must remember: you guys owe me big time."

"That's a deal!"

To make it even more official, Sora shook Axel's hand.

He ran a hand through his spiky mane. "Alright. Lemme get my pants first then. We'll start right away."

When Axel left the room, Roxas whispered, "Just to be clear, if he asks for a date with me and you guys agree, I will punch you all."