A/N: So I wouldn't expect an upload this often, but here you go.
The episode begins with Chris, the host, standing in front of what appears to be a landing strip and an airport terminal. A plane can be seen in the background. "Season three of Total Drama, folks!" He begins, holding up three fingers. "The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea!" He turns, gesturing to his left as a bus comes down the road to stop behind him. "Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a three-ring traveling teen freak show. They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars. As you know we've had a change of cast after the disappointment of our second season. So let's meet our players!" With that he gestures to the bus doors which open.
There are a few moments before the first contestant gets off, but they are announced in a flurry of confetti. A girl flips out of the bus honking a party horn. The girl has her hair in twin tails, the left blue, the right blonde, and each tail is held in place by a bauble of the opposite color. She has wide blue eyes, and a button nose. Her face is covered in white paint, save her cheeks, the left has a yellow star, and the right has a blue heart. She's wearing a long pink shirt with a yellow left sleeve and a blue right sleeve, her hands are covered in gloves to match. She wears a three section skirt with the left section blue, the middle section white, and the right section yellow. Upon her left foot is a yellow boot, upon her right is a blue, the tips curl to end in white pom poms.
The clown rushes over to Chris and shakes his hand wildly. "Hey, how ya doin', how's it going! Name's Martha an' I'm here to compete on yer show I am!"
Chris snatches his hand from her. "Don't do that again, like ever. Stand over there." He told her gesturing left. The clown nodded eagerly and did as she was told.
The next contestant to step off the bus was, tame by comparison. He had spiky brown hair and matching oval eyes. He had a chin similar to that of Justin, but is quite weedy. He's wearing a red jacket open, over a black t-shirt, jeans, and brown boots. He carries himself confidently, and has a smug smirk on his face.
"Edward my man." Chris greeted. The brunette shakes his hand.
"Hey, good to meetcha, glad to see ya, call me Ed. Can I offer you a two for one deal on pocket watches?"
"Not interested, go stand over there." the host says pointing to where Martha stands.
"Hey, can I offer you a deal?" Ed begins.
"I love deals! Whatcha sellin'?" Martha replied, ecstatically.
"Well, I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime chance, to get one of a kind original item, for the price of lets say five bucks?" The con artist offered, not showing the object."
"Sure! I love trinkets!" The clown handed him a five and he handed her what looked like two pieces of wood glued together, like a bookend. "Nifty! Ya got any more cool stuff?"
"I think you and I are gonna get along just fine." Ed smirked.
The next contestant is a girl a few inches short of six feet. She has wavy auburn hair just past shoulder length, held back by a black headband, her eyes are green-blue, and her face is covered in freckles. She wears a periwinkle sweater, gray pants, brown flats, and black choker with a diamond in the center.
"Greetings, I assume you are our host, Chris McLean?" She asked, shaking his hand.
"Yes Amber I am that Chris McLean." Chris bragged, flashing the camera a grin.
Amber nodded and walked to the other's without having to be asked. Martha blew a party horn as she walked by startling the girl and causing her to fall.
"Here let me help ya up." Ed offered, lifting her up. "Ya okay?" He asked moving his hands as though examining her for wounds. Amber pushed him away.
"I'm grateful for your help, but I know an attempt to pickpocket me when I see it." She warned.
Ed gave a little half bow. "You're smarter than ya look."
The next contestant had somewhat dark skin. It was hard to tell if they were male or female. He had a pointed nose, large brown eyes, and a small mouth. His hair was to his waist in some areas,and to mid back at others. It was dyed dark purple. He wore a long sleeved gray shirt, dark brown pants, and gray shoes with orange stripes. Around his neck was a skull necklace with a thick chain, and he wore a bandage over his nose.
"Hey Chris! It's great to be here. I can't wait to meet everyone." He said cheerfully.
"Hey Jerob- how do you pronounce that anyway?" The host asked.
"You can just call me Jero or Buru."
"Okay Jero. The other contestants are over there." Chris told him, pointing. With a smile Jeroboam approached the group.
"Hi everyone it's nice to meet you." He greeted them.
Martha rushed over and began shaking his hand violently. "Hey, name's Martha, and good golly gosh I'm so happy to meet ya too!"
Jeroboam looked a bit overwhelmed, luckily for him Amber injected. "Greetings, it's nice to meet you too. My name is Amber Carpson and I am the mayor's assistant in my town. So if you ever need help , I'm at your service. As long as it's not competition related mind you.".
"I'll keep that in mind." The purple haired boy replied.
The next contestant had short hair in a bob dyed purple. She had blue eyes and overall average looks though she was slightly curvy. She wore a black tailcoat over a white shirt, tight long pants, black shoes, and white gloves. In short she looked like a magician who had forgotten her wand and hat. She approached Chris with an elegance and flair.
"Georgia, our voice actress with a talent for magic. Welcome." Chris greeted.
"Salutations Chris, it's good to be here." She replied, in Chris' voice.
"Can you not do that?" The host asked, looking a bit distrubed.
"If I must." With that she joined the group of contestants. Ed gave her an interested look.
"Hey, are you Georgia Brown?" He asked.
"Yes I am that Georgia Brown. You may have heard of me from some shows." She replied.
"Can I offer you a deal?"
"I'm not interested in your products, but I might engage your services later." She told him. Ed seemed okay with this.
The next contestant looked like he should be holding a serving tray. He had short black hair combed so neatly not a hair was out of place. He was taller than the other contestants, with mature features so that he looked older than he was. He has thin eyebrows and hazel eyes.
He was wearing a long sleeved black button up, a red bowtie, gray slacks and black dress shoes. He approached Chris with a smile. "Hello, greetings and salutations, Mr Chris. It is an honor to meet such an esteemed host as yourself." He said with a bow.
"Mr. Chris, huh? It's about time one of you kids respected me. Anyway you should know where to go." The host said with an egotistical smile.
"Thank you for the opportunity sir!"" The servant said with another bow. He joined the group.
"Hey why're you dressed all fancy like?" Martha asked.
"I believe it is always best to be presentable. It is the way of a gentleman."
"Okay! I like presents, and presentable has present in it so it must be good!" Martha exclaimed.
Our next contestant is better dressed than many of the others. She has long blonde pigtails, large blue eyes, and orange lipstick. She's wearing a purple t-shirt with a cyan bow on the front, yellow shorts, white socks and cyan sneakers.
"Madison, welcome to Total Drama!"Chris greeted.
"Thanks Chris, I'm such a huge fan of the show! Of course, there are a number of problems with it. Seriously the way Lindsay got booted last season was atrocious. Why did Izzy get to rejoin, just because of a contract loophole? And the bike episode from season one? It was-"
Before she could continue Chris cut her off. "I'm the host of the show Madison, not you. I can basically do whatever I want."
"Sure, but that doesn't mean I can't critique it." Without giving him time to retort Madison approached the group, looking everyone over with her critical eye. "Hello, I'm Madison and if you ever need fashion help, I'm more than willing."
Some of the contestants seemed intrigued, while others ,like Georgia and Ed didn't look impressed.
The next contestant had half lidded eyes and a chill vibe. He had short spiky hair, dyed platinum blonde, his natural brown hair showed at the roots. He had a boyish face, making him look about fourteen, and clear hazel green eyes that are almond shaped. He's lean but muscular. He has a lazy grin on his face.
He is wearing a black T-shirt with neon green rings on the sleeves, jeans, green shoes, a gold necklace, and brown fedora. He carries a skateboard under his arm. He jumped off the bus the host a high five. "Hey, Chris, Je suis Corbyn, but you already knew that. I can't wait to see what challenges you come up with."
"Corbyn, just so you know we mostly picked you because of that nasty spill you took. Slapstick is always good for ratings." Chris told him.
"Well I never know what trouble I'll get into next. So we'll see." with that the skateboarder ran to the others. ""Laissez le bon temps rouler!" The other contestants blinked. "It means 'let the good times roll!"
"You think this is all fun, don't ya." Ed snarked.
"Well yeah, it's a tour of the world. Of course it'll be fun!" Corbyn grinned. The con artist rolled his eyes in response.
The next contestant had short black hair with bangs covering his left eye. He's lightly tanned, with deep green eyes, and glasses. He wears a red hoodie, simple black headphones, black jeans, and red trainers. He swings out the bus singing. "Good morning world tour! Every day's like an open door, every night is a fantasy, every sound is a symphony!"
Chris blinked at him. "Okay, then. Jeremiah I see you're ready for the competition. Join the others."
The musical nerd nodded and moved to join the group. "Hi, I'm Jeremiah Rose, but my friends call me Jeremy. I don't really want to be here, so unless you want to hang out with the musical guy, I'd prefer if you let me be."
"Hey, it's cool, music's great." Corbyn told him. Jeremiah gave him a smile but didn't say anything.
The next constant was a girl on the short side. She was thin, but her arms were a bit muscular. She had wavy black hair down to mid back, a face covered in freckles and large green eyes. She wore a black and purple striped tank top, black leggings, black socks and purple tennis shoes.
She walks to Chris with a smile on her face. "Hello Chris, thank you for accepting my audition."
"It's cool Veronica." Chris brushed her off, but you could tell he appreciated it.
"Just so you know, I've seen your legal records." The socialite said, smiling sweetly.
Suddenly Chris wasn't so cheerful. "How? What-"
"I have my ways." she told him with a wink. She joined the group. "Good afternoon to you all."
"Hey, those leggings are so cute." Madison complimented.
"Why thank you." The socialite replied.
The next contestant had a chill vibe rivaling Corbyn's. He has short wavy brown hair,and deep brown eyes. His head is square shaped with a prominent nose and thin lips. His skin is a natural tan. He's several inches taller than everyone, and lean but muscled. He wears a fluorescent orange tank top under a baby blue button up, light khaki shorts and brown sandals.
He gave Chris a fist bump. "Hey dude, name's Nathan, psyched to be here. Your show's totally awesome!"
"Nathan my man, you have good taste. Go join the others." Chris said.
Nathan makes his way into the group high fiving everyone who would accept it. He looked at Corbyn. "Dude is that a skateboard?!"
"Yep, been riding for years now. It's my pride." The platinum blonde replied.
"Dude that's totally wicked! I swim, so I know how the adrenaline gets going." The two continued to talk as the next contestant arrived.
The next contestant steps down in a careful manner, rather than jumping off the bus. He has tousled brown hair that goes just past his shoulders. He has soft features, but a well defined jawline. His ears and nose are small,but his lips are full. He has pale blue eyes and thin eyebrows. He wears a button up yellow and white shirt under an open gray cardigan, royal blue pants, and brown trainers. He has a polite smile on his face.
"Hello, Chris. It's good to be here. I promise to play a fair game." He smiles.
"That won't last long." The host says towards the audience.
"What?"
"I mean, thanks for consideration Rhys, the others are over there." Chris corrected.
Rhys made his way into the crowd. He was settling in place, when Nathan bumped into him. He nearly fell but Nathen caught him. "Hey you okay dude? Sorry about that!"
Rhys pulled away. "Yes I'm fine, but perhaps I wouldn't have fallen if you weren't roughhousing."
"Dude, it's all in good fun." Nathan replied.
"I'm not really here for fun."
Nathan draped an arm over his shoulder. "Dude, lighten up. You're only a teen once."
"Maybe you should be more serious." Rhys sighed.
"Maybe you should stop frowning, you're cuter when you smile."
Rhys opened his mouth, and then closed it, turning away so Nathan wouldn't see his grin.
Chris looked around in confusion. "Where's the next contestant?"
A soft voice whispered. "Here."
Chris jumped back to see the next contestant. She is very short so it made sense she wouldn't be noticed. She has long black hair in a low ponytail, a rounded face with small features, and brown almond eyes. Her figure is lean and she has a light olive skin tone. She wears a white hoodie with pockets, lavender sweatpants, white running shoes, and a lavender flat cap. Around her neck is a top of the line camera. She's looking at the ground.
"Patricia, don't do that!" Chris told her.
"Sorry." The photographer whispers.
"Just go over there." The host told her. Patricia approached the group, never making eye contact. Martha honked her party horn as she passed by. She covered her ears and crouched down.
"What's up with her?" The clown wondered.
"Isn't it obvious? She has severe phonophobia." Amber told her. The clown blinked. "She's afraid of noise. Especially loud noises."
"Oh." Martha nodded.
Jeremiah approached the photographer quietly. "Hey, I'm Jeremiah. If you want, you can join me off to the side of everyone else." Calmed by his quiet voice Patrica nodded and he helped her up.
Chris was just recovering from his shock when he turned to find yet another contestant had snuck up behind him. This time the host cried out. The contestant has long black hair, with her bangs covering one eye, her eyes are brown and rounded, her skin is a medium shade of brown. She's about average height for a girl, with a normal build, albeit very flat. She is wearing a black hoodie over a red T-shirt, jeans and red sneakers. In her right hand she holds a ragdoll with bobbed brown hair, a red ribbon, a red dress with white buttons and black shoes. The doll's eyes are made of black beads, and her smile is stitched. The contestant herself is not smiling.
"What's the matter Chris? Did I scare you?" She whispers in a spooky tone.
"Yes, you scared the crap out of me Leilani! Do you want me to have a heart attack?" Chris asked.
"I wouldn't mind." She whispers before walking towards the group. She notices Jeremiah and Patricia, off to the side and decides she'd rather join the smaller group.
Luckily for Chris the next contestant leaps off the bus. She has wavy bright blue hair in two space buns, her face is heart shaped, with high cheekbones, her eyes are thin almonds and dark brown in hue. She is almost as short as Patrica, and has a slight hourglass figure. She's wearing a blood red tank top, thigh length light wash denim shorts, and long black boots with heels.
She rushes to Chris with great vigor. "Hi Chris! I'm really really really happy to be here, put'er there!" She said, holding out her hand for a shake.
"Kennedy I've read your application. You don't really think I'd fall for the joy buzzer trick when I know you're a prankster." Chris said
"Aw fine then, how about a fist bump?" She asked, holding out her left hand. Chris shrugged and went for it. A joy buzzer went off. Kennedy grinned to show she had a button in her right hand and a joy buzzer in her left. "Remote activated joy buzzer! Pretty cool huh! I worked-"
"Hey is it my turn yet?" A voice called from the bus. Kennedy was still right by the door so she tried to say no, but the voice's owner had run out of patience. He jumped out of the bus and the two tumbled to the ground. The impatient contestant has short messy brown hair, a pale complexion, and dark blue eyes. His face has bruises in several states of healing, and a scar by his nose. His build is tall and lanky. He wears a gray hoodie over a black tank top, black shorts and sneakers.
Chris shrugged. "We're taking up too much time anyway. This is Alister, our hot headed track star."
The next contestant is familiar to all who watched the Celebrity Manhunt special. He has brown hair to his shoulders, a well defined jawline, a natural caramel complexion, narrow green eyes, and a soul patch. He's wearing a low cut maroon button up over a white tank top, gray jeans, boots, a bull necklace, an earring, and sunglasses. He gives the camera a charming grin and takes off his sunglasses as he exits the bus. "Perhaps I can assist?" He said helping the two up.
"Wow…" Kennedy trailed.
"You're hot." Alister said. Kennedy gave him a surprised look. "What? Dude can't give a compliment?"
"And that is our Alejandro, our Spanish heartthrob, who can charm anyone." Chris smirked. "Alright you three move to the rest of the group." The three nodded and joined the others.
"Finally our last contestant is Helen." Chirs announced.
Helen stepped off the bus. She had long black hair in a high ponytail. It was clearly not healthy for her hair. She has a round face, with small, almost barbie like features, brown almond eyes and her lips are covered in dark red makeup. She's a bit on the heavy side, and about average height. She wears a sleeveless maroon crop top, cream high rise jeans and white flats. Upon her left wrist are two gold colored bangles. "Hi Chris! I'm so hyped to be here. I've seen every episode of the show multiple times. So I think we all know who'll win. Also action was a great season no matter what anyone else said, but this season will be even better because I'm in it!"
Before anyone could answer her, a jumbo jet began to make its way into the spot previously occupied by the bus. It is clearly in bad condition, with a few areas that have been patched. There are four engines on each wing, and a large circular picture of Chris in several shades of brown. As the behemoth approaches them a startled Alister calls out in surprise. "What the eff!"
It comes to a stop and Rhys frowns. "That doesn't seem up to code."
"Relax it's perfectly safe." Chris tells them just before a piece of the plane falls off. "Now boarding!"
"Rhys is correct though, this is clearly an OSHA violation." Amber said.
"Fine, stay here, but you'll lose out on your chance to win one millon big ones!" Chirs smirked. "So does anyone else have a problem with this?"
"Love it!" Nathan claimed.
"I wanna window seat." Corbyn called.
Chris began to address the audience. "Now boarding! On a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a first class seat for all the action. Right here,on Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!" Chris sang the last two words.
"Seriously?" Ed said with a raised brow.
Theme plays.
We see Chris and the teens entering what is clearly a dining area. "Singing?" Patrica whispers.
"We have to sing?" Veronica asked.
"Well I don't see a problem." Jeremiah said.
"Of course we have to sing, it's in the contract." Rhys said, everyone blinked. "Am I the only one who read it?"
"I skimmed over a couple parts. " Amber admitted.
"It doesn't matter. I ain't singing." Ed said.
"Come on Eddie! It'll be fun!" Martha giggled.
"I'm not here for fun. I'm here for business."
"I'm cool with singing, but why?" Alister asked.
" Singing reality shows are huge," Chris explained. "And! The worse the singing, the higher the ratings! Which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsals, or warning!" Even those previously on board looked a little put out.
"Anywho," the host continued "this is the dining area, where you'll enjoy in-flight meals!" He said gesturing to the room.
"Oh my gosh, you guys are so unprepared for Chef food. Meanwhile I have a stomach of iron. I ate all sorts of nasty things to prepare for being on T.V." Helen bragged.
"Okay, just because you've watched the show doesn't mean you're more likely to win." Veronica scoffed.
"Of course it does, I'm star material, I-"
"Helen, zip it and let me finish the tour," the host yelled, "so we can get this bird in flight."
"Is there a confessional?" Madison asked,
"Yep, it's in the can as a nod to season one. You guys can make some now if you want." Chris nodded.
(Confessional)
Nathan: Hey homies! I'm on a plane! Woo!
Static
Rhys: Okay, I thought the show was played up for the camera. How does Chris get away with this?
Static
Georgia: Of course I'm used to singing on camera all the time. So this won't be a challenge.
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Jeremiah: Welcome to my show, it's not a nice show, this is the thunderdome.
Static
/
The group stands in a room empty of all but two long wooden benches. "Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations,"
"Okay, but where are the beds?" Jeroboam asked.
"That will be demonstrated by our Head intern." Chris said, turning his head to the left.
Noah sat in a seat, a deadpan stare on his face.
"Hey weren't you on the show before?" Corbyn asked.
"Yeah, in season one, he got voted out for not participating in a game of dodgeball." Madison said.
"I still don't regret it." Noah said.
"He also kissed a guy." Helen smirked trying to stir up drama.
"I was unconscious!" The cynic yelled, showing emotion for the first time.
"That doesn't matter." Helen continued.
"Okay the next person to ask a stupid question, or mention my possible sexuality is going to find a rat in their bed." This got Helen to shut up.
"Might I ask how you got stuck here?" Amber said.
"It's a long story, so let's just say it begins with lawsuits and ends with contractual obligation."
"Are you done yapping? Good." Chris said before they could answer.
/
The group stood in a much fancier setting with a meeting table, reclining airline seats and a bar. "This is the first class cabin. The domain of each week's winners."
"Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve," Alejandro told a nearby Madison.
"Charming and fashion forward? Alejandro you're ticking all the boxes." Madison smiled.
"I agree with him. I think everyone should be allowed to be here. It is only fair, just, and proper." Stefan added.
"I prefer economy." Leilani deadpanned.
"Well life ain't fair. The spoils go to the winner." Ed scoffed.
"I admire one so committed to others." Alejandro told Stefan.
"Thank you, I've always strived to be loyal." The servant said with a sheepish grin. Across the way Georgia narrowed her eyes.
(Confessional)
Georgia: Okay this guy is way too good. He could really be a threat to me. I'd better be on my toes.
Static
Madison: It's not that I'm interested in him, but he is charming, and any allies I can get will be an advantage.
Static
"Woah this is one wicked place!" Nathan exclaimed, behind him is a flat screen T.V. with speakers. "A grand piano? Wood burning pizza oven? A hot tub with LED lights!" As he says each thing we are shown it,
"How do we win this?" Corbyn asked.
"Easy, Tiger,These are my quarters. And they're off limits,clear?" Chris told him.
"Crystal." Corbyn sighed.
"I'm sure everyone will respect your boundaries, sir." Stefan said with a bow.
(confessional)
Ed: Can you believe this guy? He's way too naive for all this. Not that I mind.
Static
/
The group is back in the eating area. "And that's pretty much it,I skipped the cargo hold and galley but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later. When I 'accidently' lock you in them." Chris said
The plane moved, knocking Kennedy into Alejandro's lap."Senorita, are you okay?"
"Definitely! We're finally airborne!" The prankster exclaimed.
"One more thing," Chris announced. "I'm sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony?" He points to the right. "Takes place right in there my friends!"
/
The group is now in a large room with an exit door. On either side of the door is a tiki statue. Behind the group is a yellow floral curtain. "If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline-issue peanuts," the host began.
"I'll always get one cause there's no way I'm getting voted out." Helen interjected.
"You will be forced to take the Drop of Shame," Chris continued, clearly unamused.
"I mean, it's obvious people know-" .
"Kinda like this!" The host said, throwing her out of the plane.
We can see Helen trying to catch up. "Nice Chris, really adds to the drama. Now can you let me back in?"
"All eliminations are final!" Chris called out.
/
We're back in the eating area and everyone is seated. It's clearly been a bit. "We must be thousands of miles away by now!" Martha giggled.
"Every moment we fly there's a chance we'll die." Leilani deadpanned. Suddenly there was a musical chime.
A spotlight shines on Chris, who is wearing a black tux with a red bow tie, a cane, and a bowler hat. "Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time! So!" he smiled devilishly. "Let's hear it!"
"What do we sing?" Jeremiah asked.
"You have to make it up as you go," Chris explained. "Wouldn't be challenging otherwise, now would it?"
(Song one: come fly with us)
As each person sings they stand up.
Jeremiah: Up!
Alejandro: Up!
Nathan: Up!
Corbyn: Up!
Georgia: Sing
Madison: Sing
Veronica: sing
Martha: Sing
All boys except Ed: We're flying
All girls except Patricia: And singing
Everyone except Ed and Patricia: We're Flying and singing
Nathan and Corbyn are shown joyriding on the cleaning cart as they sing their lines. "Come fly with us, come fly with us."
Kennedy pops out of a vent, startling Amber. "My knowledge of pranks is really robust hah!"
Georgia is sitting on a chair in the first class section, her legs crossed. Across from her Madison is sitting. Georgia: Come fly with us
Madison: Come fly with us
Alejandro steps between the girls and grabs Georgia's hand. "It's a pleasure,"
Stefan steps in and helps Madison up. "And an honor"
Alejandro and Stefan: And a must. Madison giggles while Georgia glares at Alejandro.
Ed is seen still sitting at a table in a common area. Ed (Talking) No how, no way, am I singing on this show.
Veronica comes in and smirks at him. "So long then, farewell, see ya, off you go."
Patricia steps into shot looking terrified. Patricia (talking) but I'm...scared...to sing on T.V.
Jeremiah twirls into shot, clearly having the time of his life. "I've always wanted to, and it's amazing!"
Alister and Martha are dancing in first class. "Come fly with us! Come fly with us."
Noah and Chef are in the cockpit with the former clearly concerned. Noah: Do you have a pilot's license?
Chef:Technically
In the cargo hold Helen jumps into shot and milks it. "They thought they were leaving me behind, but I'm telling you my star is gonna shine!"
Back in the upper part of the plane we see Leliani looking out the window. "Come fly with us, come die with us."
Amber looks green and is holding a hand over her mouth. Amber(Talking): I get nauseous easily, excuse me!
Everyone gathered in the common area where Patrica and Ed are sitting. They all sang to the two of them. "Come fly with us, come sing with us."
Ed and Patricia: No.
Chris(Talking): Does anyone need a refresher on the season three rules, because in order to avoid instant elimination-
Rhys grabs the contract from the host. "All contestants must sing in each show."
Martha: Come on Eddie! Let's go!
Jeremiah: Patricia please, don't go.
Patricia sighs, and takes a deep breath. "Come fly with us, Come fly with us, Come and fly with us!"
Martha: Eddie, come on.
Ed: I hate this!
Everyone: Yeah
The intercom crackles and Chef's voice yells through it. "Enough singin' fruitcakes! Strap yourselves in! We are now beginnin' our descent into Egypt." He continues in a quiet tone. "Musical numbers. Worst idea ever."
"Of course, it's Chris." Noah replies.
"Yeah he's such an idiot, wait how long's the PA light been on!"
"This entire time." The cynic deadpanned.
"Why didn't you say anything!" The cook yelled.
"I don't care if he hears."
Chris glares as he closes out the segment. "We'll be right back."
A/N: So in your review I'd like you to tell me how accurate your character is, and whether you think they'd go over the pyramid or under.