A/N First off I'd like to apologize for being five days late. It took some time to get in contact with everyone and I took sick for a day. I also started working again. Anyway hope you enjoy this chapter!
Chris stands in first class as the recap begins. "Egypt, land of pyramids," The pyramid is shown. "land of hot, land of sweaty." Team Chris running through the desert is shown. "Our contestants had loads of fun on the run in the sun." Team Misfit and Team victory are also shown making their way through the desert." and they still found time to run from scarabs," The contestants are shown running from scarabs. " Sing to a camel," Jeremiah, Leilani, and Patrica are shown singing to the camel. " row from crocs, and scare off a goat. " The teams rowing away from the crocodiles is shown followed by the stink bomb scaring off the goat.
"Showing style on the Nile Team Victory managed to pull out a win." Team Victory is shown rowing to the shore ahead of the other teams. " Helen managed to lose, " Helen get thrown out of the plane, "and lose," Helen gets the stink bomb thrown on her. " and lose again." Helen gets pushed out of the plane by Noah.
We return to Chris, now in his pilot uniform in the cockpit. "Who's gonna sing? Who's gonna Dance? Who's gonna sell out their friends for a chance at one million dollars? Welcome to Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef and Noah are in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several bagages trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Ed is swimming in the water, a smirk on his face..)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Madison stands on a straw roof of a hunt on a woven boat. Ed pops out of the water, scaring her into falling.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Patricia is in the boat rowing while Jeremiah stares at Madison's fall, as crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft Leilani is sitting on. She stares calmly as she sinks while they try to pull her in.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where both Alejandro and Stefans are helping Veronica up.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Martha runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Rhys. Helen is nearby and the clown trips over her, sending Rhys flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Rhys falls off into Nathan's arms, the floater gives him a seductive smirk, and the brunette rolls his eyes)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Georgia watches the scene in interest, she is scared to find a polar bear is behind her. After she runs off the polar bear removes its head, revealing a laughing Kennedy. The pranker notices a baby seal which attacks her,)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Kennedy begins to run off with a seal attached to her, we zoom in to see Alister and Corbyn surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Amber and Jeroboam are walking across a new york city crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. On the bottom row are Veronica, Alejandro, Stafans, Kennedy, Martha and Alister. On the first row up are Ed, Corbyn, Rhys, Nathan, and Madison. The middle row holds Georgia, Jeroboam, Amber, and Helen. Second from the top holds Jeremiah and Leilani, while Patrica sits up top.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to Jeremiah, Patrica and Leilani all smiling at one another, It pans to show Ed glaring, then down to Alister.)
(The lyric end and we see Chef Hatchet glare while Noah looks at him worriedly. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Helen lands in front of a sigh with the show's name on it. As the song ends Helen lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end
Team Chris and Team Misfit are sitting in economy class. Team Misfit is on the right bench, while Team Chris is on the left. A bolt falls off the plane onto Amber, who looks at it in concern. "The safety of our transport worries me."
"Relax, I heard air travel is one of the safest." Corbyn tried to reassure her.
"That's for general air travel, not a death trap." Rhys told him. As though to prove him right, a patched up hole in the wall breaks open. "Like this one!"
Those who could buckled themselves in, Jeremiah, Leilani, Patricia, hold onto each other for extra measure. Rhys begins to be blown towards the hole. Just as it seems he's going to fall out, Nathan grabs him. "I've gotcha cutie."
Rhys frowned. "You know what? I'll let it slide this time, since you saved my life."
Just then Alejandro and Stefans arrived. The servant get sucked into the hole, his large body cutting off the wind. "Stefans and I wished to check on you. It seems it's good we did." Alejandro noted.
"Do you think you could go get Chris, Al?" Corbyn asked.
Alejandro shuddered. "Of course. Will you be alright Stefans?"
"So long as help arrives swiftly and without fail." The large man strained.
Ed smirked. "Well ya heard'im Al, get going." The Spainard scowled but did as he had been asked.
/
Meanwhile in first class, things weren't going as well as you might have thought. Martha was running all over the place looking for something. Alister was nowhere to be seen, Veronica and Kennedy watched the clown run around.
"Oh! What are you looking for! Is it buried treasure?! It's buried treasure right?!" The prankster said all in one breath.
"I can't find my party horn anywhere! I tried to use my backup horn, but that's missing too!" Martha replied.
"That's odd, you've turned over first class at least three times. Where else could it be?" Veronica pondered.
"Maybe you left it in the confessional! Or maybe it's in economy class! Or maybe it was stolen by gremlins!" Kennedy said.
"I'm pretty sure gremlins' don't exist. " Veronica frowned.
"That's what they want you to think." She replied looking around shiftily.
Alister burst into the area, looking enraged. "KENNEDY! I know it was you! I found this taped to my back!" He held up a kick me sign. The prankster laughed. "You think that's funny do ya!"
"Well yeah!" She replied laughing more.
"So you admit you did it?" Alister growled.
"No, but I wish I had! That's a classic!": Kennedy managed to say through laughter.
(Confessional)
Helen: I don't know which one of them did it, but one of them put that stink pellet on me. So I'm going to keep creating problems until they're all suspicious of each other. I dirty tactics one o' one."
Static
/
The teens had been called to the common area. The three teams sat at their tables as Chris introduced the challenge. "Welcome to today's challenge, It's-"
"Is it a reward or elimination ?" Ed interrupted.
"Good question Ed ,aaaand like I'm gonna tell ya." The host said.
"There's seventeen contestants remaining and only twenty challenges left including this one. There's going to be way more elimination challenges." Madison told her team.
"Well golly that's sad. I sure could use a reward. Like cotton candy or a unicycle!" Martha exclaimed.
"Next you'll say you want a unicycle made of cotton candy." Veronica said with an eye roll.
"Do those exist? If so I want one." the clown replied.
"And I hope you all brought your giant radioactive monster repellant," Chris continued, "because, we are about to land in... JAPAN!" With that Chef burst through the nearby set of doors wearing an orange gi and gripping a katana between his teeth.
"Chris that's a Chinese outfit." Amber remarked.
"Thank you Amber. Now as a reminder, anyone who doesn't sing-" Chris began.
"She is right though, that costume is inaccurate." Rhys cut in.
"Anyone who doesn't sing," the host repeated forcefully, "is immediately disqualified."
"With all due respect sir, can we not refrain from social appropriation?" Stafans asked politely. Chris gave Chef a look and the hulking man sliced the door open. Everyone was sucked out of the plane when a familiar jingle played.
"Are you effin kidding me?!" Alister yelled.
"Sing, and I might just save your musical buttocks! Maybe you'll try harder this time, 'kay?" The host yelled through a megaphone.
(Song three: before we die)
Georgia is falling from the sky. "We're singing as we're falling!"
Veronica stares at Kennedy as she cannonballs. "While some are cannonballing."
Alejandro is shown falling. "Our lives begin to flash before our eyes."
Jeremiah and Leilani are shown falling side by side. "We might just become crushed."
Alister and Corbyn are shown in a similar situation. "Our bodies turned to mush."
We see everyone falling through the air as they all sing. "'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!"
As each person sings their wish they're shown falling on screen.
Amber: prime minister
Ed: CEO
Nathan: Find the love my life
Veronica: Social worker
Stefans: Marry my mate!
Kennedy: Build a funhouse full of pranks-
Rhys: Movie Producer
Leilani: Horror Director
Corbyn: Own a gigantic ranch!
Georgia: Oscar winner!
Patricia: Pulitzer
Jeremiah: Make the lead in a Broadway play.
As Jeremiah falls offscreen, Martha falls on screen. "But first we must quit dropping, Our goal here would be stopping."
Kennedy falls on screen. "Before we smash into the ground from the sky!
The prankster falls out of frame to be replaced by Alister. "Into a million pieces."
Amber comes up from the bottom of the screen. " When our momentum ceases."
Madison falls from the top of the screen. "That would really suck and here's why."
Jeroboam slides in front of Madison. "We'd like to keep on living!" A tan hand grabs his from offscreen.
We see the hand belongs to Alejandro. "SoChris, we hope you're giving," As they list things off the teens are shown to be holding each other's hands.
Madison : Some wings!
Rhys: A jetpack!
Leilani: A rift in time!
Amber: Parachute?!
Nathan: Waterbed!
Alister:A trampoline!
Kennedy: Springy shoes!
Alejandro: Rocket boots!
Martha: Flying squirrel!
Jeroboam: Bubble bath!
Martha: I change to bubbles, too!
Patricia: Futon
Jeremiah: An encore! No this song alone will do!
We see everyone holding their hands in a circle with Jeremiah in the center.'Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! " The circle of contestants begins to turn clockwise. "There's still so much to do," Jeremiah begins turning counterclockwise. " there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!"
Everyone falls into a giant bowl of rice. We see Amber poke her head out. "Alright, Japan. I know some about this place."
"What you know just sent us flying out of a plane!" Alister glared at her.
"It never hurts to be knowledgeable." Amber replied.
"I agree, pay my teammate no mind. I'm sure a girl as resourceful as you will do well no matter what." Alejandro told her. At this point we can see the rest of the cast is buried under rice.
"Thank you for the compliment but I am not interested." Amber told him.
/
Everyone got out of the rice bowl and were taken to a building. The teens split into their teams as Chris began to tell them the challenge. "Okay, our first challenge is inside a Japanese game show studio, bow down before...," He paused gesturing to an absolutely enormous pinball machine. "Super Human Mega Pinball Smash!"
Jeroboam gasped in excitement. "I love Japanese game shows!" He and Kennedy shared a high five.
"Ooh! I love 'Human Itchy My Car Go-Go," Kennedy explained, "Where you gotta throw a banana into a car window using a-"
"Giant shrimp fork. Awesome!" Jeroboam finished as Chris interrupted by hitting a gong.
"Oh look, my own personal geek gong! 'Kay, I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls," Each hamster ball was in that team's color. "Then, your teammates are gonna beat you around the gameboard,scoring points by bouncing you off bumpers and posts." There were three scoreboards, each with a different team logo next to it. "Most points win, and I have a special local surprise for each of you to share your little ball-shaped paradise with. So! Teams! Select a ball guy, or gal Victory?"
"I'll do it for my team." Alejandro declared.
"Coolio" Chris said, pulling a panda from seemingly nowhere. "Here's your pinball buddy."
A short squeal could be heard from team Misfit. Everyone glanced to see Amber. Immediately she calmed herself down. "Ahem. Continue."
The host threw the panda at Alejandro. The panda flew towards him growling and scratching but the moment Alejandro caught it it calmed.``Well hello handsome creature. May I scratch your ears or get you a tasty cookie?" The panda smiled and cuddled to the Spainard. At this all the girls on his team awwed, Stefans gave him a respectful look, Amber shrieked again, and Rhys looked like he was going to melt into the floor on account of adorableness.
(Confessional)
Veronica: Okay animals hate my guts, so I'll admit to be grateful Alejandro's good with them.
Static.
Nathan: Seriously? Why is Rhys so into Alejandro?
Static
Rhys: Panda, and Alejandro, cuddling. Too much cuteness. (He shakes his head to clear it.) That is, the panda has really taken to him. We'll have to work hard to beat that.
Static
"Team Chris is Really Really Really hot?" Chris asked.
"Don't look at me, I ain't good with animals." Ed told his team.
"This is a new top." Madison excused.
"Dudes I'm great with animals! I can totally nail this!" Nathan told them.
"Wicked. Incoming!" The host said as he threw the panda at him.
The floater easily caught the panda and grinned down at it. " Hey little panda dude. You wanna pin some balls?" The panda hesitated but nodded. Nathan noticed Rhys giving him an impressed look. "You think you can help earn points in other ways too?" He whispered. The panda shrugged.
"Team Misfit?" Chris asked.
Georgia looked at Amber, who was still staring at the pandas cuteness. She sighed. "Alright is anyone good with animals?"
"I can deal with scratches." Leilani deadpanned.
"Can I have the panda! I really want to hold one!" Jeroboam asked excitedly. While the others strategized, Jeremiah stood frozen in fear. He paused as he felt a small hand grasp his. He glanced down to see Patricia smiling at him reassuringly. He managed a weak smile back.
"Alright, you can do it." Georgia told Jeroboam exasperatedly.
Jeroboam's happiness was short-lived. "Cool, but we could only get the two pandas so the creature you'll be sharing your ball with is Leilani."
The tan boy turned to see the horror fanatic had silently crept up to him. He gulped.
/
"It's Human Pinball time!" Chris announced. Chef arrived dressed in a purple kimono and ponytail to launch the three balls into the game. Team Victories was launched first. Alejandro's panda seemed to outright be working with him as it kept pointing to parts of the board.
Meanwhile Nathan and his panda were just having fun running around the board wherever they pleased. They kept scoring points after point.
Team Misfit's red ball went around the board as well, but it was much slower than the others. Eventually it ran onto a spring and the two teammates were flung into the air. Jeroboam let out a girly scream, while Leilani remained impassive.
Team Chris was working on moving their giant paddle. "We need a 33.7° angle in order to maximize impact!" Rhys directed.
"Jus' move the paddle 'glorious leader'!" Ed retorted. The ball bounced off their paddle for another go round the bumpers.
The three balls continued to bounce around, with Team Chris' moving around the most. Team Victory was hitting as many high point surfaces as possible. Team Misfit kept hitting bumper but it continuously went down until it fell through the flippers.
The ball opened and Jeroboam ran out as quickly as he could, looking terrified. Leilani stepped out of the ball unfazed in fact, she didn't have a hair out of place.
(Confessional)
Jeroboam: That was so stressful. Not only were we bouncing around like crazy, but Leilani kept staring at me! I swear she didn't blink!"
Static
(Leilani says nothing but has a smug look on her face.)
Static
Team Chris' ball fell through next. Nathan exited fist pumping, his panda doing the same. "Yeah we did it little panda bro!" They gave each other a bro fist. Rhys came over.
"Um, can I hold him?" he muttered.
"Sure thing cutie." Nathan said. Rhys took the panda and hugged it, not even bothering to correct him.
(Confessional)
Nathan: That was really fun, and I think I impressed Rhys!
Static
Team Victory's ball fell through the paddles. Alejandro's team cheered as he held up his panda victoriously.
"With a score of 462,000," Chris announced "Team Victory takes the Super Human Mega Pinball Smash, and wins a leg-up in the next Japanese challenge."
"I wish I could hold you forever." Rhys sighed.
"Could we let him? Will Jeroboam ever recover from his scare? Can Nathan get Rhys to like him? Stay tuned," The host began to chop the air with his hands, "there's more wacky-cappy-macky-teriyaki action, after the break."
A/N: So I figured Jeroboam likes Anime, and game shows seem like a good inspiration for pranks, therefore Kennedy would watch them. I considered having Nathan win for his team, but I can't see Alejandro losing that challenge.
I did my best with the song. Things don't rhyme as well because of everyone's aspirations but I tried to get the rhythm at least. Stefans in particular was hard because of how many syllables are in friend. Buddy, and Pal didn't seem like words he'd use so I went with mate. Also Helen's already up to mischief. I know Noah wasn't in this chapter, but that'll be explained in the latter half.
Just so you know I'm writing an OCcentric version of world tour if any of you are into that.
Is everyone's OC still in character?