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Session 74

That one moment

Of all the things Officer EMT did on a daily basis, driving was something he both loved and hated.

Sure, it let him meet all sorts of unique people to swap stories with while travelling to a variety of wonderful places. But at the same time, it sometimes meant dealing with unplanned annoyances or rude people.

"Get a move on!" the troll shouted and honked his horn. "I am a troll on a mission!"

Nightmare Wing!

A cloud of bats made their way towards the vehicle, only to be repelled with a flare the troll police officer threw.

"Oh, it's you, Mr Buzzkill." a voice remarked as Officer EMT got out and lit another flare. "I hope we weren't doing anything inappropriate in your view."

EMT only sighed, suddenly finding himself a decade back and in a much simpler world. There were no alternate timelines, very little dead bodies and a sense of indifference to the opinions of others. It was a weird, yet quite wonderful time to be in such a place. The troll police officer had been on the 'job' at that particular moment, which in this case meant delivering a clone of someone from a universe that had 'existed' for a time. He had just dropped that person off and was currently waiting in an apartment hallway. While not his preferred place for waiting, it would do for the moment.

"The meeting is for people that actually are trustworthy." a voice further down the hallway announced, with Officer EMT deciding to slowly make his way towards this person. He wasn't sure why he decided that was the best action at time, but he was glad that he had. Strangely, this was then followed by a loud, almost ear-shattering scream.

"That feels quite appropriate for you." a different voice announced and followed it up with a snicker. "I just ruined a shipping! I ruined a shipping!"

By that point, Officer EMT was close enough to actually see what had happened and charged right in, quickly finding himself standing before a group of people and a black cat thing. For some reason, the cat was jumping up and down in joy.

"What did you just do to him?" a girl accused as she and some unimportant boy looked towards the cat.

"That's my secret dick-cutting technique." the cat remarked and somehow resisted the urge to hold the organ for everyone to see. "It shuts up all the fanboys and fangirls that like you two for some reason."

The girl then stared at the cat, unsure of how to really answer that.

"And when did you learn that?" a boy announced, only for the cat to just ignore him.

"Time is a funny thing, my friend." the cat explained as Officer EMT set his siren on and charged in, grabbing hold of the feline in the process. "I'm guessing you're here to ruin my fun, Mr Buzzkill?"

The troll did not answer choosing instead to face his prisoner towards him.

"Black cat, you are under arrest for the attempted destruction of a shipping!" he explained and watched the cat just stare at him. "As punishment, I shall confiscate your pudding cup and spoon."

Both cop and prisoner stared at each for a couple of seconds, not really sure of how to continue this conversation.

"Whatever." the cat answered and Officer EMT casually set it down.

"Do not think this will be the last time you'll see of me." the troll announced and retreated via smoke grenade.

The troll police officer faded back into reality, where a pale skinned humanoid and a catgirl belly dancer now stood. Strangely, the humanoid was dressed in a stolen green sundress and sandals. The catgirl belly dancer on the other hand was dressed in just a red strapless tube top with a pair of matching harem pants.

"Care to give me your names?" Officer EMT remarked and switched from his launcher to his kukri.

"Possibly." the humanoid remarked as a ball of bats formed in her hands. "How about… no?"

"Wrong answer." EMT whispered and switched forms. "If you won't talk, I'll make you."

"I would like to see you try." a voice announced as a familiar girl approached. "LadyDevimon, Bastemon head to camp. I'll deal with Mr Buzzkill here."

The two figures from before then led, leaving just the girl and Officer EMT.

BlackGatomon overdrive digivolve too… Selenemon!

In place of the girl, now stood a woman in her mid twenties. She was dressed in a purple gown that had been decorated with purple ribbon and silver crescent moons. Her jet black hair reached down towards

"I'm impressed. Most people I seem to meet rarely seem to last much more than a couple days."

Officer EMT chuckled and followed it up with a deep breath.

"So it was you then." the troll mecha remarked. "At the very least, you could tell me who you actually are."

His opponent gave him a confused glance and laughed.

"You've already forgotten?" Selenemon remarked, following it up with a sigh. "I'm Victoria, that girl who confronted you people at the dark blade's plantation."
Officer EMT glanced towards her and attempted to recall what had happened earlier in the day. While he sort of remembered that meeting, it had gotten swirled within the mess that had been the day up to that point.

"Sorry about that." the troll whispered and cracked a smile. "I guess we can fight it out, just for the hell it?"

"Sure." Victoria whispered and charged towards EMT.

Moon Inferno!

Purple flames shot forth from the super ultimate's blades, homing in on the troll mecha.

Justice Shield!

A table then appeared in front of Officer EMT, somehow managing to block out the projectiles.

Table Flip!

Having now found himself with a slightly burnt table, Officer EMT flung it in Victoria's direction.

Moon Inferno Slash!

Of course, Victoria responded by just slashing the piece of furniture into a million pieces.

Butterfly Knife Rain!

The super ultimate then slammed her hands against ground and watched butterflies flutter around her opponent. Only for said butterflies to turn into knives and fall at a much faster speed.

Justice Shield!

Once more, Officer EMT made a table appear. This time, the shield managed to hold back the knives, only to have it break apart in his hands.

Finale!

The troll mecha then charged forth, slamming his fist into Selenemon. He then followed it up by throwing a table with a lit explosive on it and giving a series of punches and kicks. All of which culminated in a small explosion, that did seem to do much to Victoria.

Priestess Arrow!

An arrow flew through the trees, forcing both of them to duck.

"Sorry about that." Victoria whispered as they both 'reverted' back to their regular forms. "I guess we'll call this a draw?"

"Agreed." Officer EMT remarked and took a deep breath. "Would you mind if I asked you something?"

"Go ahead."

"Whatever happened to those people you were with all those years ago?"

The black cat did not answer, choosing instead to swing at the troll police officer. Thankfully, the officer countered with his kukri.

"Why does that matter to you? Why do you even care about five people who had their dreams ripped away when they should be alive?!"

Victoria's movements began to become erratic, but at the same time slower somehow. Strangely, Officer EMT countered by matching the speed of his opponent, hoping to keep up with her somehow.

"I just wanted to know if something I played a part in didn't result in more casualties." he whispered and stared down towards the ground. "Time and time again, it feels like I'll I ever seem to accomplish is bringing doom for others."

Victoria then sheathed both of her blades and slapped him.

"Stand up!" she screamed and pushed him to the ground. "Where is the Mr Buzzkill who charged right in, just to ruin my fun and then threatened to take away a nonexistent pudding cup and spoon. Where is he? Where is he?!"

Victoria wasn't quite sure what exactly had gotten into her. Yet, she didn't really care. For some reason, she couldn't let this end so unhappily for both of them.

"You're right." Officer EMT remarked and shifted his gaze back to the black cat as he got up. "Thanks. I needed that."

After saying that, a familiar pink catgirl ran towards the duo, possibly as a result of the commotion of their earlier fight.

"What's going on, nya?" the catgirl inquired, only for Victoria and EMT to take a deep breath and head in different directions. Or in this case, Officer EMT getting back into his vehicle and slowly driving to Victoria's camp…


Notes:

I actually rewrote the start of this chapter. Originally, it had EMT actually be more violent to LadyDevimon and Bastemon.

Along with that, Bastemon's design got changed while LadyDevimon stayed with her project digital outfit. And finally, the flashback in this chapter was much closer to the original.